FabSwingers.com forum: There seems to be something missing

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.

Where do I find this?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Me.

What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.

Where do I find this?"

Aww... you're so right!

I think you could find it... maybe at Sainsburys?

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"

More of you kinky lot actually living near me!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

More of you kinky lot actually living near me!"

Pfffft... more live near you than me!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"

A 26yr old offering me sex.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

A 26yr old offering me sex. "

Don't you have one of those?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

A 26yr old offering me sex. "

I-

Have not offered you this before? I thought I had. Ok bear with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sunshine. Life is always better in the sun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

More of you kinky lot actually living near me!"

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

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over a year ago

"Me.

What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.

Where do I find this?"

I’m not going to make it for you but try making a lasagne in a slow cooker. Absolute game changer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more time. And certain people to live closer.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

A 26yr old offering me sex.

Don't you have one of those?"

Mebbe. Seeing if he responds.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sunshine. Life is always better in the sun x"

I get that... but I'd be happy with just less rain

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Don't know what is missing from your life, sorry Posh.

Me I'm missing the hoover attachment, been missing a week and it's doing my head in that I can't find it grrr

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over a year ago

"Me.

What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.

Where do I find this?

I’m not going to make it for you but try making a lasagne in a slow cooker. Absolute game changer."

No one ever cooks for me.

But definitely doing this! It best not be anither halloumi fries disaster.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete."

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone hot and interesting to dote after.

And more holidays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more time with my friends. I probably see them twice a year because we’re all settled down and it’s a nightmare to arrange but I miss just sitting in the pub talking shit for hours.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need more time. And certain people to live closer. "

Soz n all

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

More of you kinky lot actually living near me!"

Cheeky fucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A life

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

A 26yr old offering me sex.

Don't you have one of those?

Mebbe. Seeing if he responds. "

I'm gonna need updates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.

What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.

Where do I find this?

I’m not going to make it for you but try making a lasagne in a slow cooker. Absolute game changer.

No one ever cooks for me.

But definitely doing this! It best not be anither halloumi fries disaster."

I promise it isn’t. Just make it as normal but layer it up in the slow cooker and cook for around 5 hours.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't know what is missing from your life, sorry Posh.

Me I'm missing the hoover attachment, been missing a week and it's doing my head in that I can't find it grrr"

It's under the sofa.

Probably yours... maybe someone else's

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Someone hot and interesting to dote after.

And more holidays."

Hi... I'm right here.

Oh. Wait. Not hot or interesting.

Bugger.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'm missing a certain someone to smooch on the sofa with.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need more time with my friends. I probably see them twice a year because we’re all settled down and it’s a nightmare to arrange but I miss just sitting in the pub talking shit for hours."

Aww I miss those days too. Settled people are so hard to get together

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A life"

I feel that.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm missing a certain someone to smooch on the sofa with. "

Awwwww...

Me too

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I dunno!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The person who gives me a reason to move on from Fab

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I dunno! "

It's you, K. You're missing.

Also Lilith.

And something else.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The person who gives me a reason to move on from Fab"

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mads Mikkelsen he's missing from life, I live in hope tho!"

I shall hope for him for you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Mads Mikkelsen he's missing from life, I live in hope tho!

I shall hope for him for you

Just removed that coz I noticed it said he's missing from life, instead of from my life, two totally different meanings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww I hope your hole is filled soon

Me? I’m missing FOOTBALL, getting back on the terraces (yes, lower leagues) .. but not long now …

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Mads Mikkelsen he's missing from my life, I live in hope tho!

I shall hope for him for you

Just removed that coz I noticed it said he's missing from life, instead of from my life, two totally different meanings!

FIFY

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"Don't know what is missing from your life, sorry Posh.

Me I'm missing the hoover attachment, been missing a week and it's doing my head in that I can't find it grrr

It's under the sofa.

Probably yours... maybe someone else's "

Must be someone else's I've moved all my furniture!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Awww I hope your hole is filled soon

Me? I’m missing FOOTBALL, getting back on the terraces (yes, lower leagues) .. but not long now …

Fill it Dan, fill it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I dunno!

It's you, K. You're missing.

Also Lilith.

And something else."

No! I'm not missing. I'm here

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

Pictures or it didn't happen...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete."

I feel you my man, but the truth is you can't leave that up to another person. It's too big a burden, and it a recipe for failure.

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

"Me.

What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.

Where do I find this?"

I love cooking and my lasagne is amazing

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't know what is missing from your life, sorry Posh.

Me I'm missing the hoover attachment, been missing a week and it's doing my head in that I can't find it grrr

It's under the sofa.

Probably yours... maybe someone else's

Must be someone else's I've moved all my furniture!!! "

Right... everyone move your sofa and look for Fridas attachment!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

Pictures or it didn't happen..."

Have you got glitter? I'm out.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A beautiful sunset over a scenic Tuscan vineyard.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Mads Mikkelsen he's missing from my life, I live in hope tho!

I shall hope for him for you

Just removed that coz I noticed it said he's missing from life, instead of from my life, two totally different meanings!

FIFY"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I dunno!

It's you, K. You're missing.

Also Lilith.

And something else.

No! I'm not missing. I'm here"

Ooh. Look. You are!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

I feel you my man, but the truth is you can't leave that up to another person. It's too big a burden, and it a recipe for failure.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

Pictures or it didn't happen...

Have you got glitter? I'm out."

I have a fuckton of glitter.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

I feel you my man, but the truth is you can't leave that up to another person. It's too big a burden, and it a recipe for failure.

wise and true sir.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I miss all things cinnamon.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A beautiful sunset over a scenic Tuscan vineyard. "

That sounds awesome. We should all have that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I miss all things cinnamon."

But... why?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A shark vacuum cleaner.....

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

Pictures or it didn't happen...

Have you got glitter? I'm out.

I have a fuckton of glitter."

This is going to be so much fun!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.

What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.

Where do I find this?"

I'm a good cook and very good with my hands but I draw the line at the sex stuff sorry, I'm out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"

A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A shark vacuum cleaner.....

That seems a plan

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

Pictures or it didn't happen...

Have you got glitter? I'm out.

I have a fuckton of glitter.

This is going to be so much fun!!"

There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x "

Me toooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's missing in my life? A foot scrub, you know one of those pumice stones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

More of you kinky lot actually living near me!"

I really wish i did x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x

Me toooooooo

Just say where and when (I'd offer a pic but a pic of a cuddle is kinda pointless) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The seaside is missing. Or I am missing from it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mads Mikkelsen he's missing from my life, I live in hope tho!

I shall hope for him for you

Just removed that coz I noticed it said he's missing from life, instead of from my life, two totally different meanings!

FIFY

I'm no mads but I can deliver me which I admit is not even close to a half decent consolation but I thought I would offer

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Time. The answer is always time.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Aww Posh, sorry to read this, x

What's missing from my life right now? Iced coffee, fantastic company and the ability to step away from black clothing. I'll have it in my life from tomorrow though.

Oh and sunblushed tomatoes. I have a real craving for some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"

We're going to extend an offer to you but not for everyone to read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww Posh, sorry to read this, x

What's missing from my life right now? Iced coffee, fantastic company and the ability to step away from black clothing. I'll have it in my life from tomorrow though.

Oh and sunblushed tomatoes. I have a real craving for some."

Never abandon the black clothing.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

A 26yr old offering me sex. "

Can't I just lie about my age and you close your eyes .

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

"A beautiful sunset over a scenic Tuscan vineyard.

That sounds awesome. We should all have that"

I have a grape vine growing in my back garden & sometimes get a sunset when its not raining

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I miss all things cinnamon.

But... why?"

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I'll telegram you....

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"A shark vacuum cleaner.....

Naaa I've got one, they suck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really think anything is missing from my life.

Except maybe another cat

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"A shark vacuum cleaner.....

Naaa I've got one, they suck."

Isn't that the point.....

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

Pictures or it didn't happen...

Have you got glitter? I'm out.

I have a fuckton of glitter.

This is going to be so much fun!!

There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence."

What... Not even for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shark vacuum cleaner.....

Naaa I've got one, they suck."

They are so heavy and cumbersome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Can I audition?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

For a day to go by without something going wrong with me ..

And less lies and bullshit on here please

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Retirement is the only thing missing. Otherwise my life is dandy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I need more time. And certain people to live closer. "

We moved, but not much closer

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

there s a certain a catalogue with an array of vibrators ! pick one ... enjoy

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I need a job that is enjoyable and well paid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep.

Sod it - going to bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep.

Sod it - going to bed."

"Someone hot and interesting to dote after."

If this is you and you like to sleep, holla.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What's missing in my life? A foot scrub, you know one of those pumice stones. "

You should get one!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x

Me toooooooo

Just say where and when (I'd offer a pic but a pic of a cuddle is kinda pointless) x "

That's true...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The seaside is missing. Or I am missing from it . "

It's one or the other...

This seaside is missing you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Time. The answer is always time."

Nooooo. Too much time. I want time to move along please.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

What am I missing!?

The point?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Aww Posh, sorry to read this, x

What's missing from my life right now? Iced coffee, fantastic company and the ability to step away from black clothing. I'll have it in my life from tomorrow though.

Oh and sunblushed tomatoes. I have a real craving for some."

That sounds halfway positive...

Don't step away from black. Just augment it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

We're going to extend an offer to you but not for everyone to read

Ooooooooooooooh

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I miss all things cinnamon.

But... why?

•

I'll telegram you...."

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

What am I missing well my sanity is there first thing that springs to mind....bit that's so predictable.....so I'm missing unpredictably

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don't really think anything is missing from my life.

Except maybe another cat

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over a year ago

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

A cuddle is missing, I can offer those too but I'd love a cuddle right about now x

Me toooooooo

Just say where and when (I'd offer a pic but a pic of a cuddle is kinda pointless) x

That's true..."

Always happy to deliver xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

Pictures or it didn't happen...

Have you got glitter? I'm out.

I have a fuckton of glitter.

This is going to be so much fun!!

There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence.

What... Not even for me?

It's glitter.

Hemsworth or Hiddleatone could ask and I'd still say "get te fock"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"For a day to go by without something going wrong with me ..

And less lies and bullshit on here please

What didya do now?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Retirement is the only thing missing. Otherwise my life is dandy"

Do it! Retire!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"there s a certain a catalogue with an array of vibrators ! pick one ... enjoy "

I don't have that kinda cash

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a job that is enjoyable and well paid.

I wish I could help lovely... I work for peanuts

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"For a day to go by without something going wrong with me ..

And less lies and bullshit on here please

What didya do now?"

Ah nowt major to worry about tis cool

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sleep.

Sod it - going to bed.

Someone hot and interesting to dote after.

If this is you and you like to sleep, holla."

Sleep well treacle

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I missing!?

The point? "

I never have one...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I missing well my sanity is there first thing that springs to mind....bit that's so predictable.....so I'm missing unpredictably "

Hmmm.

Not sure I can help. I like predictable

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"

Gotta be you OP

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long

Ooh that there London!

I was there for a long time. Not now though.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Very select and specific people!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

Gotta be you OP"

I'm not missing in my life...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Very select and specific people!"

It's ok. You can name me. I won't be

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long

Ooh that there London!

I was there for a long time. Not now though."

I know! Now you’re on Devon time

You’ll have to come and visit

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Very select and specific people!

It's ok. You can name me. I won't be

But then there may be lamp post pissing! And that certainly is not missing!

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over a year ago

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)"

My youth.

That's what's missing.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated "

I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated

I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me

*waves*

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

Gotta be you OP

I'm not missing in my life...

Maybe coffee or jaffa cakes then... I do either and/or both

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By *inchyorksMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

"Me.

What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.

Where do I find this? "

I make the meanest lasagne, from scratch, dislike feet though!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"A shark vacuum cleaner.....

Naaa I've got one, they suck.

They are so heavy and cumbersome! "

All the bells and whistles but just no finesse.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I am missing a pair of thighs rubbing on my ears so I can measure a friction coefficient for the betterment of mankind

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated

I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me

*waves*"

I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated

I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me

*waves*

I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!"

As in mouths touching?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated

I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me

*waves*

I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!

As in mouths touching?

3some

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long

Ooh that there London!

I was there for a long time. Not now though.

I know! Now you’re on Devon time

You’ll have to come and visit

London is scary... they keep people there!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long

Ooh that there London!

I was there for a long time. Not now though.

I know! Now you’re on Devon time

You’ll have to come and visit

London is scary... they keep people there!"

The crazies there

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Very select and specific people!

It's ok. You can name me. I won't be

But then there may be lamp post pissing! And that certainly is not missing! "

I'm not pissing on anything tonight. I'm too tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated

I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me

*waves*

I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!

As in mouths touching?

Where can I get tickets?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

My youth.

That's what's missing.

You're only as old as the woman you feel.

So... 44

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated

I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me

You're in the right place to find them...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

Gotta be you OP

I'm not missing in my life...

Maybe coffee or jaffa cakes then... I do either and/or both"

Now we are talking

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated

I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me

*waves*

I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!

As in mouths touching?

Obviously!! And boobs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A shark vacuum cleaner.....

Naaa I've got one, they suck.

They are so heavy and cumbersome!

All the bells and whistles but just no finesse."

Oooh. That's me!

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over a year ago

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

My youth.

That's what's missing.

You're only as old as the woman you feel.

So... 44

No.

Youth!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I am missing a pair of thighs rubbing on my ears so I can measure a friction coefficient for the betterment of mankind "

That sounds very important indeed.

Need a thigh or two?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

Pictures or it didn't happen...

Have you got glitter? I'm out.

I have a fuckton of glitter.

This is going to be so much fun!!

There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence.

What... Not even for me?

It's glitter.

Hemsworth or Hiddleatone could ask and I'd still say "get te fock" "

I never knew it before, but all these years it's been the glitter missing from my life. All those wasted years. I guess I'll just wade the tides that turn, till I learn to leave the past behind.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long

Ooh that there London!

I was there for a long time. Not now though.

I know! Now you’re on Devon time

You’ll have to come and visit

London is scary... they keep people there!

The crazies there"

Definitely!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

My youth.

That's what's missing.

You're only as old as the woman you feel.

So... 44

No.

Youth! "

That hurts, Jennie

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I need a positive influence in my life. You know one of those glass is half full, sunshine and rainbows, turn that frown upside down types.

It would make my life complete.

Hmm.

You're definitely barking up the wrong tree here then

Oh give over, you're awesome.

Well... yeah. I totally am

See positive affirmations make everything sparkly! Ooh I think I am going to cover myself in glitter. Inspired myself!

Pictures or it didn't happen...

Have you got glitter? I'm out.

I have a fuckton of glitter.

This is going to be so much fun!!

There is a reason I have so much... tis the covid of craft. I will not have it used in my presence.

What... Not even for me?

It's glitter.

Hemsworth or Hiddleatone could ask and I'd still say "get te fock"

I never knew it before, but all these years it's been the glitter missing from my life. All those wasted years. I guess I'll just wade the tides that turn, till I learn to leave the past behind."

Doooooooood...

You make it sound so final

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long

Ooh that there London!

I was there for a long time. Not now though.

I know! Now you’re on Devon time

You’ll have to come and visit

London is scary... they keep people there!"

In the Tower?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"...in my life.

What is it?

And what's missing in your life, fabbers of the Lounge?

(P.S... if you're going to offer things... I need a picture)

My youth.

That's what's missing.

You're only as old as the woman you feel.

So... 44

No.

Youth! "

Ouch

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"People who want to spend time in my company - naked optional! It's hard pretending to be normal long enough to trap them

Pffft. Normal is overrated

I agree - need to find some fellow weirdos then but they be hiding from me

*waves*

I'm nearly within touching distance of you!!!

As in mouths touching?

Obviously!! And boobs

Ooooffftttt

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Me.

What's missing in my life right now? I'd quite like someone to rub my feet, make me a lasagne with garlic bread, and may do the sex stuff before they leave me to slob out in my bed.

Where do I find this?"

I made lasagne tonight.. there’s loads left.

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over a year ago

"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long

Ooh that there London!

I was there for a long time. Not now though.

I know! Now you’re on Devon time

You’ll have to come and visit

London is scary... they keep people there!

In the Tower?

There's packs of them roaming wild, I heard.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"The only thing missing for me darling OP is my new place in that there London… but not for long

Ooh that there London!

I was there for a long time. Not now though.

I know! Now you’re on Devon time

You’ll have to come and visit

London is scary... they keep people there!

In the Tower?

There's packs of them roaming wild, I heard. "

I know… I’m going to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmm, hello

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