FabSwingers.com forum: The worst thing to admit to a Doctor in A&E after sex game gone wrong

By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago

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go!

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

I was seeing a nurse and in her shared accommodation they had a 'hall of shame' which generally involved a gentleman accidentally sitting on an object and it falling into his rectum.

The one that got me wincing was a full set of bike handlebars and he had to come in with a rain mac.

"Well I was on the half pipe doing a 360..."

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By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago

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Doc,

I was taking a piss and this sheep just backed into me...

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By *heikyerboutiMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

My friend had a guy come in with a fish stuck up his arse. The scales were barbed and it went in easily, then wouldn't come out again.

Another one with a stool leg up his arse; on Christmas Day. He was decorating (naked, on Christmas Day) and fell off the stool, apparently.

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By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago

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"My friend had a guy come in with a fish stuck up his arse. The scales were barbed and it went in easily, then wouldn't come out again.

Another one with a stool leg up his arse; on Christmas Day. He was decorating (naked, on Christmas Day) and fell off the stool, apparently."

I hope it wasn't a swordfish!

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Wasn't exactly a sex game a friend and is partner was making love and she clamped him they had to be taken to hospital both with blankets wrapped around both had injections to relax he still gets piss taken out of him.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Swollen testicles inside a commercial gas carboy, A and E staff giving that 'don't any of you lot dare to smile' look..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I saw a doctor on social media begging people of all genders to find a more convenient time for these accidents.

He also said "3am is witching hour for buttholes"

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By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago

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"Swollen testicles inside a commercial gas carboy, A and E staff giving that 'don't any of you lot dare to smile' look.."

am I the only one googling carboy?

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By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago

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"I saw a doctor on social media begging people of all genders to find a more convenient time for these accidents.

He also said "3am is witching hour for buttholes""

What else is a guy to do at 3am?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Swollen testicles inside a commercial gas carboy, A and E staff giving that 'don't any of you lot dare to smile' look..

am I the only one googling carboy?

Larger version of a 'home brew' demijohn, but stronger..

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

My mate used to work on the A&E reception in a busy Manchester hospital and a regular occurrence would be men coming into A&E with things like ketchup bottles, tv remote controls, you name it, stuck up thier ass. They would never admit how it gone there

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By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago

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"My mate used to work on the A&E reception in a busy Manchester hospital and a regular occurrence would be men coming into A&E with things like ketchup bottles, tv remote controls, you name it, stuck up thier ass. They would never admit how it gone there"

I hope the bottle was empty, shouldn't waste ketchup...

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

After a recent operation I was given a 'sharps' disposal container which was a gaping open invitation for men with smaller cocks than me.

The hole looked easy to slide into but impossible to withdraw from.

When was given it to take home I pondered, aloud, how many got seen in A and E dangling from embarrassed men.

I have kept it in my car to show to people at Eureka, should anyone be curious.

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

donkey dick , with the donkey attactched to it

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

Well we started arguing and she threw my action man ( with eagle eyes) at me and i turned away to cover myself and voom went straight up my arse…. Yes… past his shoulders and up to his boots… she can throw quite hard…..obviously

she threw barbie week before last … remember… who said Lightning doesn’t strike twice???

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By *uriousBunnyWoman
over a year ago

Derby

Adam Kay’s book is good for strange things in bottoms and vagina stories. He even as a Christmas edition.

Home made fairy from the top of the tree made me want to cross my legs!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Something long 1 end protruding from the mouth, the other from the arse.

Obviously it would have to be incredibly long. It'd be good to hear some suggestions for what it could be

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Guy: Doc, i woke up at 3am bursting for a p1ss, but i was so tired out of it, I missed the pan and slipped, landing with my derrier into the toilet brush.

Doc: but why is there a condom on the end of the brush then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister is a nurse and she tells the story of a hapless guy being treated in A&E one time...

He'd heard you could use a vacuum cleaner to, well, pleasure himself. But what he didn't realise or get told was that you need a "Henry" style vac to perform said task.

He used his mum's old hand-me-down upright with a bag style vac he'd had for years... you know... the ones with very fast spinning hard brushes attached to the rotating cylinder....

You can guess the rest...

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Never needed to go hospital thankfully but my ex girlfriend got her tongue piercing hooked onto a guys cock piercing and it took us ages to unhook them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was seeing a nurse and in her shared accommodation they had a 'hall of shame' which generally involved a gentleman accidentally sitting on an object and it falling into his rectum.

The one that got me wincing was a full set of bike handlebars and he had to come in with a rain mac.

"Well I was on the half pipe doing a 360...""

This is too funny!!! Imagine having to keep a straight face

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"I was seeing a nurse and in her shared accommodation they had a 'hall of shame' which generally involved a gentleman accidentally sitting on an object and it falling into his rectum.

The one that got me wincing was a full set of bike handlebars and he had to come in with a rain mac.

"Well I was on the half pipe doing a 360..."

This is too funny!!! Imagine having to keep a straight face

Mr"

Especially if there's a bike bell on there that keeps twanging with every step!

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

“I’m getting off on this examination.”

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

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By *cLovin2 OP Man
over a year ago

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"“I’m getting off on this examination.”"

but I only came in with a pimple on my foot!

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