FabSwingers.com forum: ok an apple orange and a piece of string

By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What can do with these things

It was a joke in the 70s but can't rember the tag line .

I'm sure fabers are prenty inventive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Autoerotic asphyxiation?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Autoerotic asphyxiation? "

If you say so . I just remebered where I heard it was Dave Allen joke . let's see what other think

But your suggestions I'll pass thanks Lol.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A fruit salad you can hang on the washing line for a fun party game

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"A fruit salad you can hang on the washing line for a fun party game "

What are the rules

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"A fruit salad you can hang on the washing line for a fun party game

What are the rules "

Play naked. After that, anything goes.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"A fruit salad you can hang on the washing line for a fun party game

What are the rules

Play naked. After that, anything goes. "

OK count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add some sawdust and make napalm.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sounds like what I found in my stocking at Xmas.....

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Add some sawdust and make napalm."

OK well certainly a fire in your flames if that's where your going with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add some sawdust and make napalm.

OK well certainly a fire in your flames if that's where your going with it."

It's the kind of thing that happened in the A team. One time the gang were in some sort of prison cell but managed to make explosives out of shirt buttons. Imagine what they'd to with your combo

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Add some sawdust and make napalm.

OK well certainly a fire in your flames if that's where your going with it.

It's the kind of thing that happened in the A team. One time the gang were in some sort of prison cell but managed to make explosives out of shirt buttons. Imagine what they'd to with your combo"

hey don't knock the A team, I was a big fan! They can too make a tank complete with firing turret out of the contents of a pencils case.

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I hadn't know that was your referance point .I do love it when a plan comes together .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hadn't know that was your referance point .I do love it when a plan comes together . "

Actually it was fight club but I've already been told I'm not aloud to talk about it on another thread

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Never seen fight club never fancied watching it .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hadn't know that was your referance point .I do love it when a plan comes together .

Actually it was fight club but I've already been told I'm not aloud to talk about it on another thread "

The first rule...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hadn't know that was your referance point .I do love it when a plan comes together .

Actually it was fight club but I've already been told I'm not aloud to talk about it on another thread

The first rule... "

Broke the second rule now too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen fight club never fancied watching it ."

It's one of my favourite films. Kinda wish it wasn't so glossy at it has all the makings of a cult film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A telephone for a fruit salad?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"A telephone for a fruit salad? "

If it was two cans of fruit salard and bit of string then you can make telephone .but we have an orange an Apple and a piece of string .

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll never tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An improvised ball stretcher?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"An improvised ball stretcher? "

Yep that would be one use

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'll never tell

You might not but what of the apple the orange and the piece of string

Funny enough every one going about fight club and the end of the joke in the 70 s was they same they never tell what the monk did with them .interesting coincidence.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

An embarrassing trip to the a and e

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"An embarrassing trip to the a and e"

Yes I'm sure it would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I know that apples and oranges taste the same when you sick them up as they do when you eat them. Not sure about the string though

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

How long is the piece of string ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long is the piece of string ?"

You buying or selling?

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire

"What can do with these things

It was a joke in the 70s but can't rember the tag line .

I'm sure fabers are prenty inventive."

Make a feeder for the birds

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Well I know that apples and oranges taste the same when you sick them up as they do when you eat them. Not sure about the string though"

Well there goes know it all re apples and oranges been regurgitated but was it something we wanted to know . you could skip with the string .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"How long is the piece of string ?"

age old question bit like is this TV nackard or should we put the TV in this corner for better reception

Age old questions .

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What can do with these things

It was a joke in the 70s but can't rember the tag line .

I'm sure fabers are prenty inventive.

Make a feeder for the birds

Feed the birds two pence a bag

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Never seen fight club never fancied watching it ."

It's bloody brilliant. Not actually about fighting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen fight club never fancied watching it .

It's bloody brilliant. Not actually about fighting. "

Theres some fighting

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Never seen fight club never fancied watching it .

It's bloody brilliant. Not actually about fighting. "

Still doesn't appeal to me .despite good actors in won't watch it .

Same with Donnie brasco never seen and carnt be arsed to .

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Never seen fight club never fancied watching it .

It's bloody brilliant. Not actually about fighting.

Theres some fighting "

But, for someone who hasn't seen it and is unsure, I thought it might be helpful to let them know that the topic of the film is not actually "fighting."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen fight club never fancied watching it .

It's bloody brilliant. Not actually about fighting.

Theres some fighting

But, for someone who hasn't seen it and is unsure, I thought it might be helpful to let them know that the topic of the film is not actually "fighting." "

Certainly... Theres much more to it than you'd think from the title

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Never seen fight club never fancied watching it .

It's bloody brilliant. Not actually about fighting.

Theres some fighting "

And clubbing?

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By *asterR and slut maya OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Never seen fight club never fancied watching it .

It's bloody brilliant. Not actually about fighting.

Theres some fighting

And clubbing?"

Fighting and clubbing. Don't appeal to me when I got to see a movie

But I like rocky and some movies that have been set it clubs .but not interested in fight club .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never seen fight club never fancied watching it .

It's bloody brilliant. Not actually about fighting.

Still doesn't appeal to me .despite good actors in won't watch it .

Same with Donnie brasco never seen and carnt be arsed to ."

Dornie Brasco? Forget about it

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