FabSwingers.com forum: Evolution for Penis shape

By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Did you know there's an evolutionary reason for the shape. According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men's semen from a woman's vagina during sex.

According to Google anyone agree this is real and does it work

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By *izzibeth9Couple
over a year ago

Loughborough

Damnit, and I've been using a spatula all these years.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Overall its a pretty fucking poor shape to do it's job effectively the way that the little navy tadpoles work.

Yet another poorly designed part of evolution along with testicle being unprotected in the majority of mammals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Overall its a pretty fucking poor shape to do it's job effectively the way that the little navy tadpoles work.

Yet another poorly designed part of evolution along with testicle being unprotected in the majority of mammals"

Testicles need to be on display, so the ladies know the stud has balls..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you tell me, no more felching!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Overall its a pretty fucking poor shape to do it's job effectively the way that the little navy tadpoles work.

Yet another poorly designed part of evolution along with testicle being unprotected in the majority of mammals"

Isn't that for storing at the correct temperature?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Overall its a pretty fucking poor shape to do it's job effectively the way that the little navy tadpoles work.

Yet another poorly designed part of evolution along with testicle being unprotected in the majority of mammals

Isn't that for storing at the correct temperature?"

Yes, but evolution could help adjust that, and protect them at the same time. The course just went past keeping them safe and went for a different way to regulate the temp, having them exposed!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I thought evolution just made it like that so women could look and have a good laugh. The way to a woman's heart is through her funny bone after all.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

What is the evolutionary reason for it being detachable please, I alnost left mine in the cereal aisle while I was reaching for the Cheerios.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"What is the evolutionary reason for it being detachable please, I alnost left mine in the cereal aisle while I was reaching for the Cheerios.

You spelled almost wrong lol what a nerd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professor Gordon Gallup"

Rumour is he's hung like a horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the helmet serves as a jizz scraper. Well I be dammned!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jizz scraper"

New profile name.

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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

Yes it’s a cream pie spoon

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By *aith SkynbyrdWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere else

I just did a spit take on my keyboard at that

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

This thread is making me horny.

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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"I just did a spit take on my keyboard at that

I’ve got just what you need to clean up any dribble with my cock spatula

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"I thought evolution just made it like that so women could look and have a good laugh. The way to a woman's heart is through her fanny bone after all. "

Interesting

very interesting!

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses?

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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"This thread is making me horny.

But you would need two guys one to fill one to empty do you think you could handle it ?

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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses?

If you try you need to post a selfie

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses?

If you try you need to post a selfie "

I'm sure there'd be plenty of other people in the restaurant who could take the picture instead of me trying to take one myself...

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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses?

If you try you need to post a selfie

I'm sure there'd be plenty of other people in the restaurant who could take the picture instead of me trying to take one myself...

If you manage to spoon out the last bit of ice cream can you reach your cock to get it in your mouth lol

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I don't think mine bends at all

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

"Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses?

If you try you need to post a selfie

I'm sure there'd be plenty of other people in the restaurant who could take the picture instead of me trying to take one myself...

If you manage to spoon out the last bit of ice cream can you reach your cock to get it in your mouth lol"

Well, I didn't think that far ahead to be honest, maybe I could flick it into the air and catch it in my mouth? Something to worry about after finding out if it works or not

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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"Hmmm, I wonder if it works for that last little bit of ice cream the spoon doesn't reach in sundae glasses?

If you try you need to post a selfie

I'm sure there'd be plenty of other people in the restaurant who could take the picture instead of me trying to take one myself...

If you manage to spoon out the last bit of ice cream can you reach your cock to get it in your mouth lol

Well, I didn't think that far ahead to be honest, maybe I could flick it into the air and catch it in my mouth? Something to worry about after finding out if it works or not"

Scoop-flick-lick-repeat

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

As men are becoming less fertile, the evolutionary pressures driving the changes could reduce. Men may start to lose their head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s me gone off the penis for a while.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Well that’s me gone off the penis for a while. "

You mean the spoogespoon? The spaffspatula? The spunkscraper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that’s me gone off the penis for a while.

You mean the spoogespoon? The spaffspatula? The spunkscraper? "

Stop it!!!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Well that’s me gone off the penis for a while.

You mean the spoogespoon? The spaffspatula? The spunkscraper?

Stop it!!!

I was pretty chuffed with those

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Yeah, I've read that. I think it's probably bullshit, but interesting nonetheless.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Well that’s me gone off the penis for a while.

You mean the spoogespoon? The spaffspatula? The spunkscraper?

Stop it!!!

Could be worse, could be like a cat penis. Barbed!

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

I wonder what sort of "female" would let multiple men just spunk in them? I thought they all just wanted the best of the best? Gangbang = evolutionary confirmed? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that’s me gone off the penis for a while.

You mean the spoogespoon? The spaffspatula? The spunkscraper?

Stop it!!!

I was pretty chuffed with those

It was quick I’ll give you that

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

I can get my magnifying glass out and inspect winkles in finer detail if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that’s me gone off the penis for a while.

You mean the spoogespoon? The spaffspatula? The spunkscraper?

Stop it!!!

Could be worse, could be like a cat penis. Barbed! "

Kinkyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is the evolutionary reason for it being detachable please, I alnost left mine in the cereal aisle while I was reaching for the Cheerios.

You spelled almost wrong lol what a nerd"

Are you having a conversation with yourself again?! You know that's a bad sign don't u?

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

There have been so many studies into this.

A 1990s British study spent £thousands and decided the purpose of a bellend was to enhance sexual pleasure for the man during sex.

A 2000s US study spent $thousands and decided the purpose was to enhance female arousal during sex.

Anyway, I've spent £5.50 on a 5 pack of Stella and decided it's to stop my hand flying off the end whilst I'm having a wank.

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

So you're telling me that my Dyson is now obsolete???

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"So you're telling me that my Dyson is now obsolete???

You need to upgrade to a VAX...they work wet or dry.

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Mines just designed to be amazing

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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"There have been so many studies into this.

A 1990s British study spent £thousands and decided the purpose of a bellend was to enhance sexual pleasure for the man during sex.

A 2000s US study spent $thousands and decided the purpose was to enhance female arousal during sex.

Anyway, I've spent £5.50 on a 5 pack of Stella and decided it's to stop my hand flying off the end whilst I'm having a wank."

Money well spent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As men are becoming less fertile, the evolutionary pressures driving the changes could reduce. Men may start to lose their head

Oh no! Will they just start dropping off

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Did you know there's an evolutionary reason for the shape. According to research from a team of scientists, led by one Professor Gordon Gallup (yes, really) the shape of the penis is there to allow it to scoop out other men's semen from a woman's vagina during sex.

According to Google anyone agree this is real and does it work"
What a load of ballocks

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can’t beat washing off someone else’s 2 day old sex piss from underneath your bobbies helmet

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By *ill37 OP Man
over a year ago

cambridge

"Can’t beat washing off someone else’s 2 day old sex piss from underneath your bobbies helmet

Sex piss lol that me me chuckle

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