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Where do you keep your microphone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I keep mine in my bedside table. Our son told me today he tried to talk into it but it wouldn't work.. It confused us a little bit as we don't own a microphone, until we realised he was actually talking about my wand

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He's never been through my drawers before so I thought it was safe in there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he’s older he’ll have a moment of realisation. And horror!

Scarred for life probably!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Yeah, we have stuff hidden under socks and undies and hope no little people go digging! The more "exotic" stuff is more securely stowed, but there's condoms, lube, probably nipple clamps, collar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, we have stuff hidden under socks and undies and hope no little people go digging! The more "exotic" stuff is more securely stowed, but there's condoms, lube, probably nipple clamps, collar "

Everything else is away but when I'm laid in bed and think.. "yeah, I could do with the big O quickly" I don't want to then get up and find my stash

Some conversations about going through peoples private drawers will have to be explained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We caught our 6 year old trying to hit out 3 year old with an extra large dildo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We caught our 6 year old trying to hit out 3 year old with an extra large dildo "

I've told you that you need to put them somewhere safe, and out of your wife's reach too!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I had a friend years ago, one of her twins asked her one day if he could use her light saber to play star wars, she had no idea what he was talking about till he went and got her vibrator out the back of the wardrobe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We caught our 6 year old trying to hit out 3 year old with an extra large dildo

I've told you that you need to put them somewhere safe, and out of your wife's reach too!

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That was the advice for my crocs. I didn’t think to apply it to sex toy storage.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

When he was younger our eldest found a "black hammer" and carried it round the house hammering all sorts with it. It was a large buttplug

And the daughter thinks my vibrator is a funny shaped massager.

We really need to hide things better

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By *izzibeth9Couple
over a year ago

Loughborough

Thank goodness we don't have kids - they'd find all sorts. Fortunately the dog seems less interested

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We’ve got a Sybian and a Shockspot. Those are big and difficult to hide. Won’t fit in a drawer. Always worried in case curious kids find them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank goodness we don't have kids - they'd find all sorts. Fortunately the dog seems less interested "

Wait until you see what he’s buried in the back garden

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

In the mic stand....

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