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Why don’t you go fuck yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Only asked if she was in the queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself "

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T."

On his face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T."

Only on weekends and public holidays

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I was told to fuck up earlier today. Maybe it's the day for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T.

On his face? "

The newspaper bit looked like one;)

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T.

On his face?

The newspaper bit looked like one;)

"

The newspaper!? It’s the 85th birthday of the Beano this week - hence reprising this old pic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself "

How are ya geezer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T.

Only on weekends and public holidays "

It's very fetching!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T.

On his face?

The newspaper bit looked like one;)

The newspaper!? It’s the 85th birthday of the Beano this week - hence reprising this old pic! "

I'm unashamedly unfamiliar.

I wasn't raised here remember ?

T.

Ps. Promise to educate myself about Beano.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself "

No queue jumping people I was here first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T.

On his face?

The newspaper bit looked like one;)

The newspaper!? It’s the 85th birthday of the Beano this week - hence reprising this old pic!

I'm unashamedly unfamiliar.

I wasn't raised here remember ?

T.

Ps. Promise to educate myself about Beano."

You can read mine if you want. It’s ok, I’m wearing shorts behind it!

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T.

On his face?

The newspaper bit looked like one;)

The newspaper!? It’s the 85th birthday of the Beano this week - hence reprising this old pic!

I'm unashamedly unfamiliar.

I wasn't raised here remember ?

T.

Ps. Promise to educate myself about Beano."

Don't know the Beano, DON'T KNOW THE BEANO. OH the shame

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"There’s normally a queue waiting to tell me to go fuck myself

Off topic but at first I thought you were wearing a corset in your profile pic

T.

On his face?

The newspaper bit looked like one;)

The newspaper!? It’s the 85th birthday of the Beano this week - hence reprising this old pic! "

Beano corset, now there's fan dedication!

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By *onicZMan
over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word fuck. Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...fuck is the only word refered to as 'the f word... It's the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the english language is derived from german ...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In english, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John fucked Shirley.

As an intransitive verb...Shirley fucks.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the fucking work.

As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too fucking much.

As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is fucking beautiful.

As a noun ...I don't give a fuck.

As part of a word ...absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.

And as almost every word in a sentence ...Fuck the fucking fuckers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got fucked at the used car lot.

Dismay ...ahhh fuck it.

Trouble ...I guess I'm really fucked now.

Agression ...Don't fuck with me buddy.

Difficulty ...I don't understand this fucking question.

Inquiry ...Who the fuck was that?

Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the fuck is going on here.

Incompetance ...He's a fuck-off.

Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.

With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.

It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly...

...FUCK YOU!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YfolcDK29oI

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