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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What do they do?

Do they have particular skills?

What do they eat?

All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.

I want badger info!

Disclaimer: I have heard of Google

Mrs TMN x

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Well I know they eat hedgehogs

They also formulate secret societies and have Bill Oddie on a hitlist

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Well I know they eat hedgehogs

They also formulate secret societies and have Bill Oddie on a hitlist "

Really? How do they cope with the spines?

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I got chased by a badger once

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I prefer beavers myself

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I got chased by a badger once"

Rubbish badger fact.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I prefer beavers myself "

YELLOW CARD

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"I prefer beavers myself

YELLOW CARD"

(Blows raspberry).

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I got chased by a badger once

Rubbish badger fact. "

But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

The college teams in Wisconsin are called the badgers because of all the miners coming up with black streaks on their faces.

GO badgers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badgers are a member of the weasel family

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I got chased by a badger once

Rubbish badger fact.

But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY"

Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Well I know they eat hedgehogs

They also formulate secret societies and have Bill Oddie on a hitlist

Really? How do they cope with the spines? "

Hedgehogs don't have spines on their stomach.When the hedgehog goes into a ball the badger simply rolls it onto its back.I have seen magpies do the same,they just peck through the stomach.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"They stink"

Do they? Why?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Badgers are a member of the weasel family"

Good fact.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Well I know they eat hedgehogs

They also formulate secret societies and have Bill Oddie on a hitlist

Really? How do they cope with the spines?

Hedgehogs don't have spines on their stomach.When the hedgehog goes into a ball the badger simply rolls it onto its back.I have seen magpies do the same,they just peck through the stomach."

Oh wow

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

Favourite food is baby rabbit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Their best friends are normally called Bodger and they like being cheeky

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"They stink

Do they? Why? "

They are predators so they mark their territory(killing ground) like Foxes(that stink even worse,almost instant puke).Foxes shit on top of molehills,badgers tend to do it at the base of a tree.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I got chased by a badger once

Rubbish badger fact.

But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY

Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you? "

No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beavers be dammed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, Mrs TMN!

A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.

They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.

Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Their best friends are normally called Bodger and they like being cheeky "

Of course! I also heard they love MASHED POTATO

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I got chased by a badger once"

It probably mistook you for a Skunk.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Favourite food is baby rabbit "

Makes sense, no spikes.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"They stink

Do they? Why?

They are predators so they mark their territory(killing ground) like Foxes(that stink even worse,almost instant puke).Foxes shit on top of molehills,badgers tend to do it at the base of a tree."

Ah righto

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

They police the wildlife in the UK.

They are as tough as nails,and they are carriers of TB,which can be passed on to cattle,that's why farmers must have their cattle tested regularly for TB

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I got chased by a badger once

It probably mistook you for a Skunk. "

Nah I thought I'd climb down his hole. I was young and foolish.

WINK

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I got chased by a badger once

Rubbish badger fact.

But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY

Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you?

No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE"

Why was the badger FACTUALLY chasing you, Brucey? Had you been teasing it with those sexy tan lines? (SPECULATIVE)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, Mrs TMN!

A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.

They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.

Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals."

And in the spirit of balance, influencers.

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman
over a year ago

lancashire


"Well I know they eat hedgehogs

They also formulate secret societies and have Bill Oddie on a hitlist "

Ohhh I didn't know that I help rescue Hedgehogs too.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Well I know they eat hedgehogs

They also formulate secret societies and have Bill Oddie on a hitlist

Really? How do they cope with the spines?

Hedgehogs don't have spines on their stomach.When the hedgehog goes into a ball the badger simply rolls it onto its back.I have seen magpies do the same,they just peck through the stomach.

Oh wow "

And this why I never watch nature programs I'll stick to Wind in the Willows.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hey, Mrs TMN!

A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.

They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.

Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals."

Hey Ricky!

These are interesting Dachshund facts (apart from the SPECULATIVE handbag one), I thank you, but where are the badger facts? Read the question, please.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I got chased by a badger once

Rubbish badger fact.

But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY

Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you?

No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE

Why was the badger FACTUALLY chasing you, Brucey? Had you been teasing it with those sexy tan lines? (SPECULATIVE) "

Please read above for a FACTUALLY correct post to this FACTUAL incident. I can only assume badgers don't like I when you try and invade their holes (SPECULATIVE)

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"They police the wildlife in the UK.

They are as tough as nails,and they are carriers of TB,which can be passed on to cattle,that's why farmers must have their cattle tested regularly for TB "

Ah! These are the kind of facts I'm here for. Thank you. *updates badger file*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badgers are nutters

https://youtu.be/k5wWf_FcPwI

YouTube vid of one who give zerofucks

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I got chased by a badger once

Rubbish badger fact.

But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY

Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you?

No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE

Why was the badger FACTUALLY chasing you, Brucey? Had you been teasing it with those sexy tan lines? (SPECULATIVE)

Please read above for a FACTUALLY correct post to this FACTUAL incident. I can only assume badgers don't like I when you try and invade their holes (SPECULATIVE)"

Ah, I see. You were FACTUALLY being a silly boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have no road sense judging by how many dead ones I see every day

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"I got chased by a badger once

Rubbish badger fact.

But it happened to me and a badger FACTUALLY

Did it catch you? FACTUALLY catch you?

No I FACTUALLY outran the little bastard but he gave it a good go. Not too sure if he did actually that's SPECULATIVE

Why was the badger FACTUALLY chasing you, Brucey? Had you been teasing it with those sexy tan lines? (SPECULATIVE)

Please read above for a FACTUALLY correct post to this FACTUAL incident. I can only assume badgers don't like I when you try and invade their holes (SPECULATIVE)

Ah, I see. You were FACTUALLY being a silly boy. "

When am I not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey, Mrs TMN!

A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.

They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.

Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals.

Hey Ricky!

These are interesting Dachshund facts (apart from the SPECULATIVE handbag one), I thank you, but where are the badger facts? Read the question, please."

Fine. Stick your badgers up your arse.

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

But who's grooming the Badgers for the Badgers parade?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Badgers are nutters

https://youtu.be/k5wWf_FcPwI

YouTube vid of one who give zerofucks "

What a dude!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"They have no road sense judging by how many dead ones I see every day "

This is what started my musing.

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By *aucyPembsMan
over a year ago

sa62

They eat eggs and chick's of ground nesting birds.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Hey, Mrs TMN!

A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.

They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.

Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals.

Hey Ricky!

These are interesting Dachshund facts (apart from the SPECULATIVE handbag one), I thank you, but where are the badger facts? Read the question, please.

Fine. Stick your badgers up your arse."

Even I'm not that brave.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

They are very intelligent animals.

They can be sett in their ways but do like to venture out at night to explore.

They eat grub(s).

They can be boisterous when mating and may scream loudly when having sex.(Might put that in my bio).

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hey, Mrs TMN!

A literal translation of Dachshund is badger dog.

They were bred to flush out badgers from setts so our Germanic cousins could cull them. Though Tom has reported that Gerry kills them for fun.

Now they just grace the handbags of aging homosexuals.

Hey Ricky!

These are interesting Dachshund facts (apart from the SPECULATIVE handbag one), I thank you, but where are the badger facts? Read the question, please.

Fine. Stick your badgers up your arse."

^^ kinky badgers

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By *eeshelleTV/TS
over a year ago

Marlow

Brian May is a big badger enthusiast, its a fact.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Thank you for all your contributions. I shall return later when I fully expect thanks thread to be at 175, bursting with badger-related facts. TIA.

Mrs TMN x

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

Badgers are predators they will eat grubs and slugs, but prefer larger meals such as rabbits, birds, eggs and chicks, and in spring will take newborn lambs. They often only eat the heart, liver and lungs of mammals they kill, and they prefer live, as opposed to foxes which will take anything. They were controlled by Gamekeeper’s and farmers, but now they are protected their numbers have risen, and they live in communities. If one badger gets tuberculosis, it spread to all in the set and they are now a health hazard to other animals, in an area , where badgers are prevalent there will be no hedgehogs few land nesting birds and voles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Badger is my spirit animal

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Favourite food is baby rabbit

Makes sense, no spikes. "

If they are desperate and hungry enough such as after long spells of dry weather they will eat anything including pet cats.They will also dig up and eat recently buried pets,they like fresh and rotten meat,nothing in between.If they find a newly dead sheep or lamb in a field they just eat the ears,and only come back to the corpse when it's really rank.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"They have no road sense judging by how many dead ones I see every day "

Unfortunately, many of those were killed by scumbag badger baiters and dumped on the road to make it look like they were road kill

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By *avid 50Man
over a year ago

kendal

No, it just will not eat anything that has been dead for awhile. It has to be fresh - worms slugs hedgehogs lambs and they wouldn’t go for ears. There’s no meat on an ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do they do?

Do they have particular skills?

What do they eat?

All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.

I want badger info!

Disclaimer: I have heard of Google

Mrs TMN x"

I once tried to find a recipe to cook one after finding a few at the roadside. All I found was how to skin one and degrease it in a river for 3 days. Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They love mashed potatoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They love mashed potatoes."

Bodger and badger!!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

People used to make shaving brushes from their fur.

And their arses are reputedly very rough.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Honey badgers, are amazing amd so intelligent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They love mashed potatoes.

Bodger and badger!!"

I’ve just watched the theme song on YouTube. So many memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badgers are omnivorous, they eat small mammals and insects and fruits and roots. They're akso very territorial and ferocious fighters. Dont ever let your dog have a go with one or it will lose badly. I know this from experience

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Brian May is a big badger enthusiast, its a fact."

So much so he wrote them an anthem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never seen a badger but I am a native londoner so it's hardly surprising. I still remember when foxes and squirrels were a rare sight. Sadly they are hardly any hedgehogs in the capital now. Badgers do look pretty cool. If they were humans they would be male, over 60 and drink real ale imo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brian May is a big badger enthusiast, its a fact."

He once led a a charge by of women dressed as badgers and smashed the EDL.

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/bnp-edl-hate-fascist-badgers-473597

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They love mashed potatoes.

Bodger and badger!!

I’ve just watched the theme song on YouTube. So many memories "

I've been singing this in my head for the last 20 minutes.

I hate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They love mashed potatoes.

Bodger and badger!!

I’ve just watched the theme song on YouTube. So many memories

I've been singing this in my head for the last 20 minutes.

I love you"

You finally said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction."

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog thinks their poo tastes delicious! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.

In"

That’s a joke before anyone gets the wrong idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.

In"

It's fairly obvious when you think about it. Look at the way they dressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog thinks their poo tastes delicious! ??"

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog thinks their poo tastes delicious! ??"

How does he smell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog thinks their poo tastes delicious! ??

What do you think?"

It stinks on their breath! Yuk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.

In

It's fairly obvious when you think about it. Look at the way they dressed."

Have you seen badgers eyes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.

In

It's fairly obvious when you think about it. Look at the way they dressed.

Have you seen badgers eyes?"

He hasn't. Not since he got stuck into the horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badger hair is used to make shaving brushes

Honey badgers don’t give a fuck and they can survive being bitten by a cobra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.

In

It's fairly obvious when you think about it. Look at the way they dressed.

Have you seen badgers eyes?

He hasn't. Not since he got stuck into the horse."

Was mousey a hallucination?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction."

Ruined my childhood.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

They regularly turn hedgehogs inside out at the bottom of my garden.

Horrible to hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.

Ruined my childhood."

The class As?

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"No, it just will not eat anything that has been dead for awhile. It has to be fresh - worms slugs hedgehogs lambs and they wouldn’t go for ears. There’s no meat on an ear "

They eat the ears first and they eat rotten,but what do I know living in the countryside amongst the farming community all my life.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Only ever seen one alive in the wild but the daft bugger head butted my bumper at 60 mph

The damage it did! They’re built like tanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well for one thing they have dug under our road and the road has to be closed because of the danger of collapse and they cannot disturb the set meaning that they can now continue to dig under the foundations of the house. So what do they do? They be cunts

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction."

I think you're onto something there, it was pretty obvious from that Badger Badger Badger Mushroom video from a few years ago, can't tell me that wasn't Badger form Bodger and Badger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.

I think you're onto something there, it was pretty obvious from that Badger Badger Badger Mushroom video from a few years ago, can't tell me that wasn't Badger form Bodger and Badger."

He's out of control.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Well for one thing they have dug under our road and the road has to be closed because of the danger of collapse and they cannot disturb the set meaning that they can now continue to dig under the foundations of the house. So what do they do? They be cunts "

If they are undermining roads and your house they can be dealt with.Talk to your council.Some setts undermining the railway were filled in with concrete earlie this year just down the line from my village

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

They have unfortunately dug up some graves too

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"I have never seen a badger but I am a native londoner so it's hardly surprising. I still remember when foxes and squirrels were a rare sight. Sadly they are hardly any hedgehogs in the capital now. Badgers do look pretty cool. If they were humans they would be male, over 60 and drink real ale imo. "

You got it exactly....

Well all craft beers actually.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)


"Do you think Bodger and Badger had a hidden meaning?

There were rumours back in the day that mashed potato was a euphemism for class A drugs and that Bodger was dealing to Badger, causing his addiction.

Ruined my childhood.

The class As?"

The class A's will do that

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By *lansmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"They have unfortunately dug up some graves too"

Was going to mention the same. I occasionally find bones in the fields around the church. A common problem with badgers and graveyards.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"I got chased by a badger once"

Viscous things when they wanna be, we have a set in the corner of our garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do they do?

Do they have particular skills?

What do they eat?

All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.

I want badger info!

Disclaimer: I have heard of Google

Mrs TMN x"

Hi

Badgers.. 15 different species of them. They are protected under The badger act 1992 from being hunted or killed.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

https://youtu.be/NL6CDFn2i3I

Badger badger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do they do?

Do they have particular skills?

What do they eat?

All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.

I want badger info!

Disclaimer: I have heard of Google

Mrs TMN x

Hi

Badgers.. 15 different species of them. They are protected under The badger act 1992 from being hunted or killed. "

Yet they carry BOVINE TB and give to cattle..

They eat sweetcorn apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do they do?

Do they have particular skills?

What do they eat?

All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.

I want badger info!

Disclaimer: I have heard of Google

Mrs TMN x

Hi

Badgers.. 15 different species of them. They are protected under The badger act 1992 from being hunted or killed. "

Badger Act? Isn’t that the TV detective?

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By *uri00620Woman
over a year ago

Croydon

Don't run one over. It'll take out your car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badger, badger, badger

Badger, badger, badger

Badger, badger, badger

Badger, badger, badger

Mushroom, mushroom

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"Don't run one over. It'll take out your car "

Learned that the hard way

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden


"Badger, badger, badger

Badger, badger, badger

Badger, badger, badger

Badger, badger, badger

Mushroom, mushroom"

A snake a snake…

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Brilliant. Busy day Mrs T?

Mr TMN

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Brilliant. Busy day Mrs T?

Mr TMN "

You know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant. Busy day Mrs T?

Mr TMN

You know it"

Well this is weird.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Brilliant. Busy day Mrs T?

Mr TMN "

Mr TMN?

I know fuck all about badgers but I'm here for ^ this.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Oooooh it's a snake.

FFS everyone I haven't thought about that since I was like 12

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By *entleman_of_pleasureMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Badgers are predominant in the professional classes in the animal kingdom i.e. solicitors, architects, GPs etc.

However the cost of living has hit them hard, and the price of a decent semi-detached sett has gone through the roof.

They are also fond of detective thrillers, and film noir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone ever actually seen a live one?

Only ever seen them dead by the side of the road.

Half think they don’t exist and these are just put there every night to fool us!

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Brilliant. Busy day Mrs T?

Mr TMN

You know it

Well this is weird."

Oh, did you think he was fictional? I'm just using him as bait for my profile tbh. I heard that's what people do on here. Dunno about Fabadgers though.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

They spread TB

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Brilliant. Busy day Mrs T?

Mr TMN

Mr TMN?

I know fuck all about badgers but I'm here for ^ this."

I was trying to draw you out Meli. Like a sexy angler-fish.

Mr TMN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They spread TB"

Mr and Mrs TMN?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oooooh it's a snake.

FFS everyone I haven't thought about that since I was like 12"

Last week then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooh it's a snake.

FFS everyone I haven't thought about that since I was like 12

Last week then? "

ZING

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oooooh it's a snake.

FFS everyone I haven't thought about that since I was like 12

Last week then?

ZING"

What’s zing?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Brilliant. Busy day Mrs T?

Mr TMN

Mr TMN?

I know fuck all about badgers but I'm here for ^ this.

I was trying to draw you out Meli. Like a sexy angler-fish.

Mr TMN "

You can reel me in any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooh it's a snake.

FFS everyone I haven't thought about that since I was like 12

Last week then?

ZING

What’s zing? "

ZAPP

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee


"They spread TB

Mr and Mrs TMN?"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oooooh it's a snake.

FFS everyone I haven't thought about that since I was like 12

Last week then?

ZING

What’s zing?

ZAPP"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They spread TB"

Just heard that the uk will be on a badger cull for this very reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Badgers are predominant in the professional classes in the animal kingdom i.e. solicitors, architects, GPs etc.

However the cost of living has hit them hard, and the price of a decent semi-detached sett has gone through the roof.

They are also fond of detective thrillers, and film noir. "

Jerome Flynn was in a wildlife dectective series called Badger. Plus growing up I had Bodger and Badger... So yes famous in tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey badgers are savage they’re like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of the animal world

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"What do they do?

Do they have particular skills?

What do they eat?

All I know is they are bloody massive, have a long stripy nose and live in a sett.

I want badger info!

Disclaimer: I have heard of Google

Mrs TMN x"

before WW2 , they were a common feature in country pubs , with 2 pieces of bread some pickle and a " boiled ham" on the counter counter ... delicious ...

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Well goodness, some excellent badger work here! Any late night contributions?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop badgering us.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Stop badgering us."

If you don't like the thread, don't comment

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By *ablo200Man
over a year ago

sevenoaks

100%

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Well goodness, some excellent badger work here! Any late night contributions?

Mrs TMN x"

Did you find all the answers you needed Mrs TMN?

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Well goodness, some excellent badger work here! Any late night contributions?

Mrs TMN x"

I am off out on my nocturnal foraging and will report back on my findings in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well goodness, some excellent badger work here! Any late night contributions?

Mrs TMN x"

Rupert the Bear's local policeman was a badger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not badgering nor beavering but I going to watch bodger and badger little nocturnal badger watching

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

I knew this thread would reach the max. It will in time.

If there's one thing swingers/sexsholics love talking about, it's those sweet ass badgers. Kinky devils.

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