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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhhh.

You are petty.

There there.

*hair stroke*

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

I can do you one better, I can also bring…cake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do you one better, I can also bring…cake!"

He wins….no one tops cake!!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Big cuddles coming your way darling OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do you one better, I can also bring…cake!"

I retreat to lick my wounds.

I can't compete.

Well played sir

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Sending massive hugs. I hope you get some proper ones soon.

I would like one of those head massage thingys that look like a spider. And a big bar of chocolate.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

More wine please.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Shhhhhh.

You are petty.

There there.

*hair stroke*"

Trust you to get in first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do you one better, I can also bring…cake!

I retreat to lick my wounds.

I can't compete.

Well played sir"

Karma for not liking cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massive hugs!

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're beautiful MsWyld

. I'll come and cuddle you. Do you mind filling a hot water bottle up for me and make me a cuppa? I'll jump in the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do you one better, I can also bring…cake!

I retreat to lick my wounds.

I can't compete.

Well played sir

Karma for not liking cake

*Report and block*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you want it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'd strawberries and cream on offer as well as magic fingers. I can also tell bedtime stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the photographic evidence would suggest you’re looking damn fine - albeit I can only see half of your face and don’t do that Face Pic Friday thing. So yeah. Rest easy. Very easy on the eye from here

And you don’t even need to pay me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do you one better, I can also bring…cake!

I retreat to lick my wounds.

I can't compete.

Well played sir

Karma for not liking cake

*Report and block*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the photographic evidence would suggest you’re looking damn fine - albeit I can only see half of your face and don’t do that Face Pic Friday thing. So yeah. Rest easy. Very easy on the eye from here

And you don’t even need to pay me

P.s. to please me .. which is what you actually asked .. back and scalp massage please. Ta.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aww you're all so lovely.

Definitely yes to cake as well as cuddles and hair strokes. Mrs Two I'm cuddling my hot water bottle but I've a spare one too.

And wine is always a good option.. Make it prosecco?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Aww you're all so lovely.

Definitely yes to cake as well as cuddles and hair strokes. Mrs Two I'm cuddling my hot water bottle but I've a spare one too.

And wine is always a good option.. Make it prosecco? "

Or Gin

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Aww you're all so lovely.

Definitely yes to cake as well as cuddles and hair strokes. Mrs Two I'm cuddling my hot water bottle but I've a spare one too.

And wine is always a good option.. Make it prosecco? "

Big hugs and I could do with a sleepy massage to be honest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww you're all so lovely.

Definitely yes to cake as well as cuddles and hair strokes. Mrs Two I'm cuddling my hot water bottle but I've a spare one too.

And wine is always a good option.. Make it prosecco?

Or Gin

That definitely works!

So would ice cream actually. Can someone bring that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww you're all so lovely.

Definitely yes to cake as well as cuddles and hair strokes. Mrs Two I'm cuddling my hot water bottle but I've a spare one too.

And wine is always a good option.. Make it prosecco? "

Are we both in the same predicament?

why is the world so cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww you're all so lovely.

Definitely yes to cake as well as cuddles and hair strokes. Mrs Two I'm cuddling my hot water bottle but I've a spare one too.

And wine is always a good option.. Make it prosecco?

Are we both in the same predicament?

why is the world so cruel

Yes and it seems to have made me gain 3lbs (of the 4.5 I seemed to have lost on Monday) at fat club weigh in tonight

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Aww you're all so lovely.

Definitely yes to cake as well as cuddles and hair strokes. Mrs Two I'm cuddling my hot water bottle but I've a spare one too.

And wine is always a good option.. Make it prosecco?

Or Gin

That definitely works!

So would ice cream actually. Can someone bring that? "

I have magnums

I can also provide a relaxing massage - area to be chosen by you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" area to be chosen by you

North Hampshire area?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Fuck it final offer I'll throw in a foot massage .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww you're all so lovely.

Definitely yes to cake as well as cuddles and hair strokes. Mrs Two I'm cuddling my hot water bottle but I've a spare one too.

And wine is always a good option.. Make it prosecco?

Or Gin

That definitely works!

So would ice cream actually. Can someone bring that?

I have magnums

I can also provide a relaxing massage - area to be chosen by you

"
Oh I like a magnum. Gentle back stroking would be lovely but might send me to sleep!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Of course you're pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck it final offer I'll throw in a foot massage ."

I'm sure someone would love a foot rub but mine are too ticklish

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

" area to be chosen by you

North Hampshire area?

Getting in my car now!!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Aww you're all so lovely.

Definitely yes to cake as well as cuddles and hair strokes. Mrs Two I'm cuddling my hot water bottle but I've a spare one too.

And wine is always a good option.. Make it prosecco?

Or Gin

That definitely works!

So would ice cream actually. Can someone bring that?

I have magnums

I can also provide a relaxing massage - area to be chosen by you

Oh I like a magnum. Gentle back stroking would be lovely but might send me to sleep! "

That's ok - it's better if you are well rested

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Fuck it final offer I'll throw in a foot massage .

I'm sure someone would love a foot rub but mine are too ticklish "

Well I do all over body massage and yoni .Maya's the same hates her feet touched .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck it final offer I'll throw in a foot massage .

I'm sure someone would love a foot rub but mine are too ticklish

Well I do all over body massage and yoni .Maya's the same hates her feet touched ."

I'd probably punch anyone who tried to get anywhere near my yoni just now.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you? "

A tight squeeze and then an all-enveloping hug for you x

Shall we share this ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you? "

Well, I am not bad at hugs. I make a decent cuppa or can bring wine/alcohol of chosen option, can bring nibbles and talk shit enough to take your mind off feeling crap

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you?

A tight squeeze and then an all-enveloping hug for you x

Shall we share this ice cream?

Sounds like a plan

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you? "

You're absolutely gorgeous, sending a big hug xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you?

Well, I am not bad at hugs. I make a decent cuppa or can bring wine/alcohol of chosen option, can bring nibbles and talk shit enough to take your mind off feeling crap

Mrs"

I like the sound of the chat! Laughter is good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you?

You're absolutely gorgeous, sending a big hug xx"

Thanks lovely

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Fuck it final offer I'll throw in a foot massage .

I'm sure someone would love a foot rub but mine are too ticklish

Well I do all over body massage and yoni .Maya's the same hates her feet touched .

I'd probably punch anyone who tried to get anywhere near my yoni just now. "

lol there there beautiful

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Wrap your arms around yourself and squeeze really tight and don't let go, that's the best I can do for a remote cuddle. I'm not going to tell you you're pretty though, you're much more than pretty, go shine like the beautiful gorgeous star that you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are pretty. Remember your worth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like someone to be big spoon. But not say anything to me. Just hold me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're beautiful MsWyld

. I'll come and cuddle you. Do you mind filling a hot water bottle up for me and make me a cuppa? I'll jump in the car

This but I'll add FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you? "

I can do Grumpy hugs for Miss Grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you wake up tomorrow after a nice sleep, feeling a little better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you? "

Why are all the pretty, cuddly ladies in Scotland.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"Shhhhhh.

You are petty.

There there.

*hair stroke*"

I think you may have made a typing error.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hugs and I could do with a sleepy massage to be honest!"

Oi Brucey! It's ms wyld's night! You wait ya turn!

There there Ms wyld! Attention back on you! Xxx

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

How about a joke to cheer you up OP...

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww hugs op you wonderful and pritty and very kind your so special

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

If you forward to me a photo then I shall tell you you're pretty.

If you don't forward a photo then I shall default to calling you pretty.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

MsW...

You're pretty. And beautiful. And so very special to so many

All the hair strokes and cuddles.

I'd like someone to come dry me off and make me feel special please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aww you are all so kind. It's made me smile. I hope you all get the things you are looking for xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you?

Well, I am not bad at hugs. I make a decent cuppa or can bring wine/alcohol of chosen option, can bring nibbles and talk shit enough to take your mind off feeling crap

Mrs

I like the sound of the chat! Laughter is good "

Sometimes I find just talking random shit is a fun way to take your mind off things for a bit haha

Mrs

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Cuddle me and tell me I'm pretty?

I'm grumpy and tired and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

What can someone please do for you?

You're absolutely gorgeous, sending a big hug xx

Thanks lovely "

You're most welcome

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