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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Is it a good time to wake up your bedmate with a surprise??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh ha ha....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is this Sam Eternal ?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Who is this Sam Eternal ? "

hot chic who likes dirty morning play

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Is it a good time to wake up your bedmate with a surprise?? "

I didnt realise that, until this morning...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Is it a good time to wake up your bedmate with a surprise?? "
apparantly so, put my nightie back next time tho

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"oh ha ha.... "

sure makes your eyes go googley!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"oh ha ha.... "
ooooooooh iv just had a pm...you dirty dirty girl!!!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"oh ha ha....

sure makes your eyes go googley! "

i never notice i am always at the wrong end to see that..

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"oh ha ha....

sure makes your eyes go googley!

i never notice i am always at the wrong end to see that.. "

A good bit of 2" dowling to pop in her mouth to bite on helps to distract her focus helps

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"oh ha ha....

sure makes your eyes go googley!

i never notice i am always at the wrong end to see that..

A good bit of 2" dowling to pop in her mouth to bite on helps to distract her focus helps "

i could attach a small wing mirror to it as well...then id get to see the googley eyes.....

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"oh ha ha....

sure makes your eyes go googley!

i never notice i am always at the wrong end to see that..

A good bit of 2" dowling to pop in her mouth to bite on helps to distract her focus helps

i could attach a small wing mirror to it as well...then id get to see the googley eyes..... "

He he he i would just have to see that. In the shit though when she manages to spit the dowel out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh ha ha....

sure makes your eyes go googley!

i never notice i am always at the wrong end to see that..

A good bit of 2" dowling to pop in her mouth to bite on helps to distract her focus helps

i could attach a small wing mirror to it as well...then id get to see the googley eyes..... "

Cant you just use the door mirrors on the Focus ?? or have I misunderstood the useage of the small Ford hatchback in this scenario??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh ha ha....

sure makes your eyes go googley!

i never notice i am always at the wrong end to see that..

A good bit of 2" dowling to pop in her mouth to bite on helps to distract her focus helps

i could attach a small wing mirror to it as well...then id get to see the googley eyes.....

Cant you just use the door mirrors on the Focus ?? or have I misunderstood the useage of the small Ford hatchback in this scenario?? "

ahem!...Dont be encouraging them in this thread!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"oh ha ha....

sure makes your eyes go googley!

i never notice i am always at the wrong end to see that..

A good bit of 2" dowling to pop in her mouth to bite on helps to distract her focus helps

i could attach a small wing mirror to it as well...then id get to see the googley eyes.....

Cant you just use the door mirrors on the Focus ?? or have I misunderstood the useage of the small Ford hatchback in this scenario?? "

nope spot on hatchback it is

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"oh ha ha....

sure makes your eyes go googley!

i never notice i am always at the wrong end to see that..

A good bit of 2" dowling to pop in her mouth to bite on helps to distract her focus helps

i could attach a small wing mirror to it as well...then id get to see the googley eyes.....

Cant you just use the door mirrors on the Focus ?? or have I misunderstood the useage of the small Ford hatchback in this scenario??

nope spot on hatchback it is "

that will work...a bit of dowelling a couple of wing mirrors...i could get her to yell Brrm Brrrm...ive always wanted a Harley....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harleys are pish

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Harleys are pish "

This one is sooo different from their previous models...trust me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harleys are pish

This one is sooo different from their previous models...trust me... "

Wouldnt have a Harley as a present, OK I lied, I did get one as a present, it lasted 3 weeks, sold it and bought a proper bike instead

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Harleys are pish

This one is sooo different from their previous models...trust me...

Wouldnt have a Harley as a present, OK I lied, I did get one as a present, it lasted 3 weeks, sold it and bought a proper bike instead "

Youre obviously talking about a metal bike...i was thinking more along the lines of a flesh one, with lots of extras..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Youre obviously talking about a metal bike...i was thinking more along the lines of a flesh one, with lots of extras.. "

Ahhhhhh, something with a little swagger in its stride, a shimmy when ridden hard but with a nice soft southern state accent and a rebel yell type roar when pushed to the limit??? I see what you mean now!!

*** Nodding ***

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"

Youre obviously talking about a metal bike...i was thinking more along the lines of a flesh one, with lots of extras..

Ahhhhhh, something with a little swagger in its stride, a shimmy when ridden hard but with a nice soft southern state accent and a rebel yell type roar when pushed to the limit??? I see what you mean now!!

*** Nodding *** "

Now we're talking....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jay tried the 5am trick the other week. I soon got rid of the bloody thing that was sticking in my back

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Jay tried the 5am trick the other week. I soon got rid of the bloody thing that was sticking in my back "

I do hope you got rid of it in a nice way...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Jay tried the 5am trick the other week. I soon got rid of the bloody thing that was sticking in my back

I do hope you got rid of it in a nice way... "

Not at bloody 5am i didnt. Some of us need our beauty sleep

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Jay tried the 5am trick the other week. I soon got rid of the bloody thing that was sticking in my back

I do hope you got rid of it in a nice way...

Not at bloody 5am i didnt. Some of us need our beauty sleep"

i had no choice!!!!!!!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Jay tried the 5am trick the other week. I soon got rid of the bloody thing that was sticking in my back

I do hope you got rid of it in a nice way...

Not at bloody 5am i didnt. Some of us need our beauty sleepi had no choice!!!!!!!! "

I like you more and more...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Jay tried the 5am trick the other week. I soon got rid of the bloody thing that was sticking in my back

I do hope you got rid of it in a nice way...

Not at bloody 5am i didnt. Some of us need our beauty sleep"

you horrible nasty woman...its nearly christams...dont be so selfish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when a guy stays the night i feel a bit let down if i dont get the 5 a.m. wake up call ....yes please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm can't think of a better way to be woken up, and if its early then theres plenty of time for a snuggle and a snooze after before the alarm goes off !! xxx xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm can't think of a better way to be woken up, and if its early then theres plenty of time for a snuggle and a snooze after before the alarm goes off !! xxx xxx"

we talking the same language .i spend a lot of time alone by choice and i want to make the most of it when ive got someone of my choice in my bed ...

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Mmmmm can't think of a better way to be woken up, and if its early then theres plenty of time for a snuggle and a snooze after before the alarm goes off !! xxx xxx

we talking the same language .i spend a lot of time alone by choice and i want to make the most of it when ive got someone of my choice in my bed ... "

Do you often have someone whose not your choice then??...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

I don't do mornings

I just make sure the night lasts long enough to go into the afternoon and then call it afternoon delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm can't think of a better way to be woken up, and if its early then theres plenty of time for a snuggle and a snooze after before the alarm goes off !! xxx xxx

we talking the same language .i spend a lot of time alone by choice and i want to make the most of it when ive got someone of my choice in my bed ...

Do you often have someone whose not your choice then??... "

ooh did it come across like that ?? i always choose who i share my bed with ...im a fussy bitch !

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Mmmmm can't think of a better way to be woken up, and if its early then theres plenty of time for a snuggle and a snooze after before the alarm goes off !! xxx xxx

we talking the same language .i spend a lot of time alone by choice and i want to make the most of it when ive got someone of my choice in my bed ...

Do you often have someone whose not your choice then??...

ooh did it come across like that ?? i always choose who i share my bed with ...im a fussy bitch !"

LOL...i thought everybody chose who they shared their bed with...????..is there some who dont get a choice??...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want somthing in my back at 5.00am!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im sure you will get a few offers if you ask nicely!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"i want somthing in my back at 5.00am!!!!!! "

a knife??......just guessing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmmm can't think of a better way to be woken up, and if its early then theres plenty of time for a snuggle and a snooze after before the alarm goes off !! xxx xxx

we talking the same language .i spend a lot of time alone by choice and i want to make the most of it when ive got someone of my choice in my bed ...

Do you often have someone whose not your choice then??...

ooh did it come across like that ?? i always choose who i share my bed with ...im a fussy bitch !

LOL...i thought everybody chose who they shared their bed with...????..is there some who dont get a choice??... "

probably not..but i think some people will just sleep with anyone !!!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Mmmmm can't think of a better way to be woken up, and if its early then theres plenty of time for a snuggle and a snooze after before the alarm goes off !! xxx xxx

we talking the same language .i spend a lot of time alone by choice and i want to make the most of it when ive got someone of my choice in my bed ...

Do you often have someone whose not your choice then??...

ooh did it come across like that ?? i always choose who i share my bed with ...im a fussy bitch !

LOL...i thought everybody chose who they shared their bed with...????..is there some who dont get a choice??...

probably not..but i think some people will just sleep with anyone !!!!"

yes, but its still their choice who they do it with....keep smiling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sometimes im woke up to my body shaking and tits boucing and i have to ask him "you started already "what i miss?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I just LOOOOOVE givin 5am surprises!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"sometimes im woke up to my body shaking and tits boucing and i have to ask him "you started already "what i miss? "

My missus has the same problem...it must be a girl thing...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"im sure you will get a few offers if you ask nicely!"
yes i reckon so !!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Well i have 4am free and 6am for late risers

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well i have 4am free and 6am for late risers "
is this before or after you do your fred flintstone impression

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Well i have 4am free and 6am for late risers is this before or after you do your fred flintstone impression "

Yabba dabba dooooooooo! Hang on Betty was the dark haired one, where is my wilma then???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well i have 4am free and 6am for late risers is this before or after you do your fred flintstone impression

Yabba dabba dooooooooo! Hang on Betty was the dark haired one, where is my wilma then???"

continue

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Well i have 4am free and 6am for late risers is this before or after you do your fred flintstone impression

Yabba dabba dooooooooo! Hang on Betty was the dark haired one, where is my wilma then???continue "

Willllllllllllllllma! put the kettle on while im sorting betty out

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"Well i have 4am free and 6am for late risers is this before or after you do your fred flintstone impression

Yabba dabba dooooooooo! Hang on Betty was the dark haired one, where is my wilma then???continue

Willllllllllllllllma! put the kettle on while im sorting betty out "

Wilma's busy putting the kettle on for me at the minute..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well i have 4am free and 6am for late risers is this before or after you do your fred flintstone impression

Yabba dabba dooooooooo! Hang on Betty was the dark haired one, where is my wilma then???continue

Willllllllllllllllma! put the kettle on while im sorting betty out "

hang on iv got barneys cock to suck 1st!!!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Well i have 4am free and 6am for late risers is this before or after you do your fred flintstone impression

Yabba dabba dooooooooo! Hang on Betty was the dark haired one, where is my wilma then???continue

Willllllllllllllllma! put the kettle on while im sorting betty out hang on iv got barneys cock to suck 1st!!!! "

You will have to bend down a bit as he was only 4ft 2

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well i have 4am free and 6am for late risers is this before or after you do your fred flintstone impression

Yabba dabba dooooooooo! Hang on Betty was the dark haired one, where is my wilma then???continue

Willllllllllllllllma! put the kettle on while im sorting betty out hang on iv got barneys cock to suck 1st!!!!

You will have to bend down a bit as he was only 4ft 2"

not this barney!!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Points to the fact that time is Eternal........._ig bad is gonna rock ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4ft 2 cock???????????????

thats gotta hurt

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"4ft 2 cock???????????????

thats gotta hurt "

Thats nowt i have heard you get cocks over 6ft tall. Distinctly hers a woman say "not going near that lanky prick"

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"4ft 2 cock???????????????

thats gotta hurt

Thats nowt i have heard you get cocks over 6ft tall. Distinctly hers a woman say "not going near that lanky prick" "

Really ????...ffs now i have a complex..

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"4ft 2 cock???????????????

thats gotta hurt

Thats nowt i have heard you get cocks over 6ft tall. Distinctly hers a woman say "not going near that lanky prick"

Really ????...ffs now i have a complex.. "

Yep really but not hygienic apparently as it was a dirty little shit as well.

Complexes are best avoided though as its a pmt thing

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby


"4ft 2 cock???????????????

thats gotta hurt

Thats nowt i have heard you get cocks over 6ft tall. Distinctly hers a woman say "not going near that lanky prick"

Really ????...ffs now i have a complex..

Yep really but not hygienic apparently as it was a dirty little shit as well.

Complexes are best avoided though as its a pmt thing "

Yeah youre right, i was just showing off my feminine side, as women apparently like it sometimes...Complexes are for girls..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no thats for you the knife.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Points to the fact that time is Eternal........._ig bad is gonna rock ya "
anytime ya want darlin

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