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"while walking through the market today. Shocked I was, and so was the woman walking behind me ".. come on, you know you want to … out with it …  | |||
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"while walking through the market today. Shocked I was, and so was the woman walking behind me
.. come on, you know you want to … out with it … "Outwith. Great Scottish word! | |||
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"Is this about lemons again " Much, much worse! I can't even bring myself to write it. The scene it evoked is etched into my mind  | |||
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"I'm just glad there weren't any old ladies... in earshot. " Actually.... | |||
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"I'm just glad there weren't any old ladies... in earshot. Actually.... " Any really old ladies. The woman behind us with her daughters was as flabbergasted as me. | |||
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"How likely are you to recommend what they where talking about to a friend? " Highly, actually  | |||
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"Is this about lemons again Much, much worse! I can't even bring myself to write it. The scene it evoked is etched into my mind " | |||
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"How likely are you to recommend what they where talking about to a friend? Highly, actually "Well now you have to tell us! | |||
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"You'll have to tell us now. I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds. "And now I'm off women.... | |||
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I stopped mid sentence and said to my sister , half laughing "One sec, I just heard a conversation I really don't want going around my head"
Then told her what I heard, just as the woman behind me overtook and exclaimed, also laughing "Open me legs wide and take it deeper!"
Now I can't get the image of him on his back, legs wide, taking it deeper.
I had to have two JD and Colas to recover | |||
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"You'll have to tell us now. I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds. "I wasn't eavesdropping, he said it bold as brass as he marched through Romford market with his shopping trolley. My brain immediately imagined him on his back with his legs in the air. | |||
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"Right, I'll set the scene. Walking through the market in beautiful sunshine, shops on our right, stalls on the left, chatting away to each other. Catch sight of two men walk towards us-both with shirts off. The one nearest to me looked mid to late thirties, been gymming a bit, muscular, hairless chest, bald head; the other one I didn't see properly because they walked past but he was pushing a shopping cart. Mr shopping cart says, quite loudly "I just open my legs wide and take it deeper" I looked back in disbelief. My face was then
I stopped mid sentence and said to my sister , half laughing "One sec, I just heard a conversation I really don't want going around my head"
Then told her what I heard, just as the woman behind me overtook and exclaimed, also laughing "Open me legs wide and take it deeper!"
Now I can't get the image of him on his back, legs wide, taking it deeper.
I had to have two JD and Colas to recover "Bet he was a bottom | |||
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" Any really old ladies. Actually... " Really REALLY old ladies, who haven't gone deaf yet. | |||
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"Right, I'll set the scene. Walking through the market in beautiful sunshine, shops on our right, stalls on the left, chatting away to each other. Catch sight of two men walk towards us-both with shirts off. The one nearest to me looked mid to late thirties, been gymming a bit, muscular, hairless chest, bald head; the other one I didn't see properly because they walked past but he was pushing a shopping cart. Mr shopping cart says, quite loudly "I just open my legs wide and take it deeper" I looked back in disbelief. My face was then
I stopped mid sentence and said to my sister , half laughing "One sec, I just heard a conversation I really don't want going around my head"
Then told her what I heard, just as the woman behind me overtook and exclaimed, also laughing "Open me legs wide and take it deeper!"
Now I can't get the image of him on his back, legs wide, taking it deeper.
I had to have two JD and Colas to recover
Bet he was a bottom"At a guess. | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!" Cocque | |||
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" Any really old ladies. Actually... Really REALLY old ladies, who haven't gone deaf yet. " I said "ACTUALLY" | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!" A pineapple, spikey end first | |||
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" Any really old ladies. Actually... Really REALLY old ladies, who haven't gone deaf yet. I said "ACTUALLY" " You're only 4 years younger than me | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! A pineapple, spikey end first " You always remember ya first time don't ya. | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!!" Jennie | |||
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" Any really old ladies. Actually... Really REALLY old ladies, who haven't gone deaf yet. I said "ACTUALLY" You're only 4 years younger than me "Pardon? | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! A pineapple, spikey end first " A broom handle. | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie " Smol girl you don’t know the ting | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie " His mate was quite handsome | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome "Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground). | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground)."Clearly they are taking part in the world limbo championships next weekend. | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground)."As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it. | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it."Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Cocque " Au vin? | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home "Not with my knees | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees "I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell  | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell"You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you  | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you "And how do I do that? | |||
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"You'll have to tell us now. I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds. "Now be honest that a conversation | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?"You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear". Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on" 
Like that | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that "Haha, where did knickers come into the picture? | |||
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"Maybe he was talking about squatting at the gym?" Jinx! | |||
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"Many years ago I was heading into the St Anne's shopping centre in Harrow and I passed a couple having a bit of a row. The part of the conversation I heard was the woman having a go at the man, saying "...and you don't even know what 'Give me head' means." "You can't listening to those conversations, can you. | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that
Haha, where did knickers come into the picture?"That's what I find difficult to do standing up | |||
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"Maybe he was talking about squatting at the gym? Jinx!" Would you say it like that? I can imagine him squatting in the gym now | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that
Haha, where did knickers come into the picture?
That's what I find difficult to do standing up "It was more about how they'd come off? But not a problem, instead of asking you to squat, I'm happy to volunteer myself! | |||
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"You'll have to tell us now. I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds.
I wasn't eavesdropping, he said it bold as brass as he marched through Romford market with his shopping trolley.
My brain immediately imagined him on his back with his legs in the air.
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Hopefully you don't have a dream about him legs akimbo. | |||
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"You'll have to tell us now. I do love listening to the things strangers say but sometimes you're kind of left like what the fuck? O.o I fondly remember overhearing a woman talk about how crispy her fanny lips were after she overdid it on the sunbeds.
I wasn't eavesdropping, he said it bold as brass as he marched through Romford market with his shopping trolley.
My brain immediately imagined him on his back with his legs in the air.
Hopefully you don't have a dream about him legs akimbo. "I didn't see his face, so it would be a headless torso. Oh God, I really hope I don't have that dream | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that
Haha, where did knickers come into the picture?
That's what I find difficult to do standing up
It was more about how they'd come off? But not a problem, instead of asking you to squat, I'm happy to volunteer myself!"More than happy for you to do the squatting | |||
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"What is he taking deeper, Wrong Answers only. GO!!!!! Jennie His mate was quite handsome
Minds in the mud on here. You mentioned his mate was gymming, so I guess he was too. The first thing I can think of is he's describing his squat variation technique - wide stance and taking his hips deeper (towards the ground).
As someone who hasn't set foot in a gym for over a decade, I'll take your word for it.
Doesn't have to be in a gym, you can do bodyweight squats at home
Not with my knees
I'm sorry, they're covered in your profile pic so couldn't tell
You'd only know if you asked me to squat for you
And how do I do that?
You say "Nanna, would you mind awfully having a little squat for me, my dear".
Then I'll say "Are you having a laugh, I can't even bend to put me knickers on"
Like that
Haha, where did knickers come into the picture?
That's what I find difficult to do standing up
It was more about how they'd come off? But not a problem, instead of asking you to squat, I'm happy to volunteer myself!
More than happy for you to do the squatting "We're in agreement then! Message? | |||
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