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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...When does it stop being a humorous and harmless pastime... A way of accumulating heat under the covers at night and become an rude, offensive and perverted addiction?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Immediately.

The only time farting is appropriate is in a crowded room.

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

When it’s someone else’s

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

When it's your dogs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It is a foul depraved habit, one I fully intend to stamp out! (FART) OOps!

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON


"...When does it stop being a humorous and harmless pastime... A way of accumulating heat under the covers at night and become an rude, offensive and perverted addiction?"

When it smells really bad like rotten corpses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only find it funny when it's my child and she's too young to know better.

I get the ick massively if someone is constantly belching and farting when they can hold it or do it elsewhere. I'd be lying if I said I never farted or burped but it's only when I can not hold it. I don't find it funny at all!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Not to sound uppity and I know it’s unusual for a bloke but I absolutely fucking hate it nowt worse than being in a crowd of people and having to smell some fucker else’s shit it’s the same for belching everyone is capable of doing it discreetly without noise no need to be as loud as possible

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall


"Immediately.

The only time farting is appropriate is in a crowded room."

Or a lift……

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

These notorious eggers must be stopped

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

It's never acceptable. It's not big and it's not clever!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Not to sound uppity and I know it’s unusual for a bloke but I absolutely fucking hate it nowt worse than being in a crowd of people and having to smell some fucker else’s shit it’s the same for belching everyone is capable of doing it discreetly without noise no need to be as loud as possible "

This

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can’t beat your own brand

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By *eanorWoman
over a year ago

?

If we didnt fart or burp we would explode . Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's only acceptable in a lift and when you get off a bus. Sometimes it's ok in a library.

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

I'm back to eating fairly healthy after falling off the wagon for a few weeks. The extra protein means I can clear a room more effectively than tear gas at the minute!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Can’t beat your own brand "

It feels so good to get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work with children who have special needs. Freely farting and burping are common place. In the past many Typically developed kids have made insensitive comments (they are kids afterall) so I burp and fart to normalise natural bodily functions. Unfortunately I am incredibly immature and instead for excusing myself I announce loudly "it was the squirrel". Now anytime anyone burps or farts my kids shout out "it was the squirrel" They are the perfect scapegoat ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...When does it stop being a humorous and harmless pastime... A way of accumulating heat under the covers at night and become an rude, offensive and perverted addiction?"
If you are significant other farts and you taste it. Lol I had corned beef and cabbage. Yea I woke him up because of the smell. But it's those laughable moments that are special to me.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm going start a campaign group to get them banned, we're going to be called "Federation Against Rectal Tremors" although ironically the acronym is F.A.R.T.

Mr H

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

In the theatre at the bit where the Phantom appears silently and you can hear a pin drop in a hushed 1000 seat theatre… make sure you push it out like your birthing a baby rhino…. So your arse does the full frrrrrap ffffrrap like a drive by shooting….. then look at the guy next to you with a look of accusation and disgust so everyone thinks its them!!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Today I was out with friends. Mother, her daughter and her two young girl children, plus new baby( four weeks old) Baby had bottle and was getting burped. He let out very loud burp. Then I heard as others did a loud fart. Youngest girl said mummy you tell me off for doing that. Mother said to young daughter it was baby. It was actually the baby. Girls mother and myself were finding it hard not to laugh as girl would not believe it was baby .

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

When your hot air balloon is going down and its the only way to survive....... Your life depends on it, I'll keep you afloat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's never acceptable. It's not big and it's not clever!"

Well said; righteous brother GlynJ! You're on fire today brother!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can’t beat your own brand "

LOL! It's so true haha! Fkn liars if they say they don't lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I work with children who have special needs. Freely farting and burping are common place. In the past many Typically developed kids have made insensitive comments (they are kids afterall) so I burp and fart to normalise natural bodily functions. Unfortunately I am incredibly immature and instead for excusing myself I announce loudly "it was the squirrel". Now anytime anyone burps or farts my kids shout out "it was the squirrel" They are the perfect scapegoat ;-p "

I usually blame ducks! "Oops trod on a duck!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...When does it stop being a humorous and harmless pastime... A way of accumulating heat under the covers at night and become an rude, offensive and perverted addiction? If you are significant other farts and you taste it. Lol I had corned beef and cabbage. Yea I woke him up because of the smell. But it's those laughable moments that are special to me. "

The smell woke him up?! LOL!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going start a campaign group to get them banned, we're going to be called "Federation Against Rectal Tremors" although ironically the acronym is F.A.R.T.

Mr H "

I will be applying for gold membership of this worthy cause!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Disgusting

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge


"Not to sound uppity and I know it’s unusual for a bloke but I absolutely fucking hate it nowt worse than being in a crowd of people and having to smell some fucker else’s shit it’s the same for belching everyone is capable of doing it discreetly without noise no need to be as loud as possible "

God loud belching is the worst.

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By *ankShandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"It's only acceptable in a lift and when you get off a bus. Sometimes it's ok in a library."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the theatre at the bit where the Phantom appears silently and you can hear a pin drop in a hushed 1000 seat theatre… make sure you push it out like your birthing a baby rhino…. So your arse does the full frrrrrap ffffrrap like a drive by shooting….. then look at the guy next to you with a look of accusation and disgust so everyone thinks its them!! "

It still cracks me up when someone farts then blames me...

"Ammmmyyyy.... " They say. "How could you".

LOLOL! I'm too busy laughing to defend myself.

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By *ankShandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

C'mon, farts are funny. Don't ban farting.

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I can remember farting in bed, and wife said ..that's disgusting. My response? I guess a blowjob's out of the question.

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I turn into a big kid with farting I give myself away as I get the giggles haha

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