FabSwingers.com forum: What surprises people

By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

When you meet them in person as opposed to when they chatted to you on here? Anything? ……

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

When you jump out from behind the wall and shout "rawr!"

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"When you jump out from behind the wall and shout "rawr!" "

Pmsl genuinely!! And how many times have you been maced??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm actually short and not athletic.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

That I'm not such a twat after all...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"When you jump out from behind the wall and shout "rawr!"

Pmsl genuinely!! And how many times have you been maced??

Don't be giving them ideas!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That I'm actually short and not athletic."

That's because you are just a little silhouette of a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know, I'm sad to say this but don't think there's really anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm actually short and not athletic.

That's because you are just a little silhouette of a man"

Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the fandango?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My jawline

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"You know, I'm sad to say this but don't think there's really anything. "

Why sad - just means your profile is accurate and you don’t create any misconceptions - bet they do notice stuff .. but don’t say it… like ‘ffs she’s fit… play it cool… fuck fuck fuck … im getting a boner…. She’s going to see that.. ffs … prob think I’m a right perv walking round with a boner all day!!’ Or something similar

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"When you jump out from behind the wall and shout "rawr!" "

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

One guy lied about his age and then was shocked that I pulled him up on it as he was convinced he looked younger. He didn't. Other than that no big surprises. Sometimes the chemistry just isn't there offline when it was online. It's all in the kiss.

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By *ittycock400Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Just how tall kitty really is

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Just how tall kitty really is"

Wow kitty's tall

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I gave absolutely no idea you'd have to ask those who've met me lol

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By *atnayCouple
over a year ago

STEVENAGE

Any loud sudden noise. Bars are the worst. Every time a bottle gets dropped in the glass bin. I jump.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

They are surprised to find out I’m just a regular, and very shy person they would most likely pass by on the street, not the imaginary persona they made up in their head.

Also the fact, I’m not surprised by that at all.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"My jawline "

Swoon*

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

What a fantasic photographer I am

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My jawline

Swoon*

He hasn't got one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My jawline

Swoon*

Like a breeze block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My jawline

Swoon*

He hasn't got one! "

Rude K. Rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know, I'm sad to say this but don't think there's really anything.

xx"

I'm not sure I have that effect either!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

My undesirable charm

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"You know, I'm sad to say this but don't think there's really anything.

I'm not sure I have that effect either!! "

I can assure you that you do and that’s without meeting in person…

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"What a fantasic photographer I am

Love it!

People are really surprised that I am really that short

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My jawline

Swoon*

He hasn't got one!

Rude K. Rude."

Jealousy! That's all it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am oddly polite and well mannered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My jawline

Swoon*

He hasn't got one!

Rude K. Rude.

Jealousy! That's all it is

That's like being jealous of voldermort

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

That i don’t really work in a ‘Chinese takeaway’

haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"My jawline

Swoon*

He hasn't got one!

Rude K. Rude.

Jealousy! That's all it is

That's like being jealous of voldermort

To be fair he is a wizard

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

You invited me back to your social, don't know who's the biggest twat tbf

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

I am apparently taller than people expect. Even though the profile height is accurate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm not called Derek.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

My accents.

Plural.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"My accents.

Plural.

Father

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

You invited me back to your social, don't know who's the biggest twat tbf

It's a close contest .. We should get votes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually shy and quiet.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"My accents.

Plural.

They are all lovely

I can't pick a favourite between American, Dutch and Polish. Let alone your actual accent

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

You invited me back to your social, don't know who's the biggest twat tbf

It's a close contest .. We should get votes

Where are these votes coming from, if its the forums I'd win by a landslide I'm guessing

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

I dont look quite as old as my pics make me look.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That I'm not actually meeting anyone and their insistence I'll show up didn't actually compel me to do what I say I won't.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

You invited me back to your social, don't know who's the biggest twat tbf

It's a close contest .. We should get votes

Where are these votes coming from, if its the forums I'd win by a landslide I'm guessing "

Oh plenty call me a twat on a daily basis .. And those are actual friends

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

You invited me back to your social, don't know who's the biggest twat tbf

It's a close contest .. We should get votes

Where are these votes coming from, if its the forums I'd win by a landslide I'm guessing

Oh plenty call me a twat on a daily basis .. And those are actual friends

Welcome to my world Grumpy, this is from family as well

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

You invited me back to your social, don't know who's the biggest twat tbf

It's a close contest .. We should get votes

Where are these votes coming from, if its the forums I'd win by a landslide I'm guessing

Oh plenty call me a twat on a daily basis .. And those are actual friends

Are you classing the free meerkats you got with insurance quotes as ‘friends’? Just for clarity

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

You invited me back to your social, don't know who's the biggest twat tbf

It's a close contest .. We should get votes

Where are these votes coming from, if its the forums I'd win by a landslide I'm guessing

Oh plenty call me a twat on a daily basis .. And those are actual friends

Welcome to my world Grumpy, this is from family as well "

Oh dear lol.. You're alright really

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

You invited me back to your social, don't know who's the biggest twat tbf

It's a close contest .. We should get votes

Where are these votes coming from, if its the forums I'd win by a landslide I'm guessing

Oh plenty call me a twat on a daily basis .. And those are actual friends

Are you classing the free meerkats you got with insurance quotes as ‘friends’? Just for clarity

And the Churchill noddy dog

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Random but heights, I never really give the height of someone a thought till they arrive and once I thought.. where’s the rest of you?

She thankfully found it funny

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I am what I say in my profile.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Nowhere

"That I'm not such a twat after all...

Not quite as much no

Won you round Grumpy lol..

You're bearable I suppose

You invited me back to your social, don't know who's the biggest twat tbf

It's a close contest .. We should get votes

Where are these votes coming from, if its the forums I'd win by a landslide I'm guessing

Oh plenty call me a twat on a daily basis .. And those are actual friends

Are you classing the free meerkats you got with insurance quotes as ‘friends’? Just for clarity

And the Churchill noddy dog

Ahhhhhh yesssss

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Their smile.

When I meet them for the first time I'm often captivated by their beaming and congenial smile. It's a surefire sign that great things are going to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm actually very friendly and polite and my charming humour comes naturally to me and its never put on just for the forums.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm actually very friendly and polite and my charming humour comes naturally to me and its never put on just for the forums.

Just as your profile pic would suggest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm actually very friendly and polite and my charming humour comes naturally to me and its never put on just for the forums.

Just as your profile pic would suggest

That was a lucky recipient, it's a rare thing!.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Dunno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That they turn up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my boobs really are that big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I know them pretty well, nothing is surprising. It's always exciting finally watching them almost become alive because it's like a whole new better version!!

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

My accent

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By *ommo83Man
over a year ago

Salford

"My accent "

My accent too. I'm very Salford

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By *irmbutfairMan
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Oddly that I’m tall, being that they have this information already. Too many people being economical with height, or hopeful lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My accent "

True .. I was surprised but very much liked

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