FabSwingers.com forum: Name something you do or say

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you're cumming.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good lord m'lady, that was most agreeable

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

What's you're name again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we go again

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I sometimes laugh. Don't know why.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know how to spell it…

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Pink Lemonade Lucozade

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Sorry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Good lord m'lady, that was most agreeable"

I'm arriving I'm arriving

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Urgggghhhhh fucckkkkk

Usually

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *opetop4UMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I sometimes laugh. Don't know why. "

I sometimes laugh too.

When I'm asked why, I reply that my ex-wife's last words to me as I left were, "I think you'll regret leaving me!"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/07/23 10:47:11]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time I’m involving someone else!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t know how to spell it…"

Try.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippeekayay Motherfucker

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I sometimes laugh. Don't know why.

I sometimes laugh too.

When I'm asked why, I reply that my ex-wife's last words to me as I left were, "I think you'll regret leaving me!""

Oh fuck, I have the giggles now you sod!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Don't fucking spill it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Open wide.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Pink Lemonade Lucozade "

It's a thing!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

*silence* I don't make a sound

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Fuck God Jesus. Not very original.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*silence* I don't make a sound"

This, this is me too. The Sound of silence

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get off me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I dunno. I’m not usually thinking straight at the time. Anyone want to come and help me find out?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good lord m'lady, that was most agreeable

I'm arriving I'm arriving

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Good lord m'lady, that was most agreeable

I'm arriving I'm arriving

I think we'd be the most polite people on the planet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I dunno. I’m not usually thinking straight at the time. Anyone want to come and help me find out?"

Scientic experiment?? Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not sure. I don't think I say anything, more just little moans of appreciation perhaps

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thank you

Roll over

joking

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Here comes Todgers love beans on your waffle… enjoy your breakfast!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Here comes Todgers love beans on your waffle… enjoy your breakfast!!!

As long as said waffle isn't blue

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my own....."Ohhhhhh yeah"

With a woman...."How much do I owe you again"?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Time to swallow the babies

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Is that book you're reading any good?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

There you go, enjoy and let me know if you want seconds.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"Here comes Todgers love beans on your waffle… enjoy your breakfast!!!

As long as said waffle isn't blue

Ewww eww eww

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Ah shiiiit wrong hole

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nimaginativeUsernameMan
over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Nothing. There’s never anyone here to hear it, so what’s the point?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're cumming."

Open wide PetiteWoman, I'm finishing on your face!

(In my dreams obviously)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"On my own....."Ohhhhhh yeah"

With a woman...."How much do I owe you again"?"

You talk to yourself when you masturbate?

Well that's a new thread in itself. You want this one PW or is it for the taking?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"When you're cumming.

Open wide PetiteWoman, I'm finishing on your face!

(In my dreams obviously)

That's alot of syllables for not a lot of time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Boom goes the dynamite

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Boom goes the dynamite "

Or POW right in the kisser

Depends on aim

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

'I'm gonna come' during oral. It's only polite.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Oops

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It ain't much but it's honest work.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Yippeekayay Motherfucker"

From this to unlos in less than an hour

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

[Removed by poster at 26/07/23 11:54:19]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Here comes Todgers love beans on your waffle… enjoy your breakfast!!!

As long as said waffle isn't blue

Ewww eww eww

Hehehe

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Yippeekayay Motherfucker

From this to unlos in less than an hour

He cum quick and left quicker.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

I’m about to turn your mouth into a pre-school

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Yippeekayay Motherfucker

From this to unlos in less than an hour

To be fair the film ended not long after Brucey uttered those words.

I don't mean me here.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you're cumming.

Open wide PetiteWoman, I'm finishing on your face!

(In my dreams obviously)

That's alot of syllables for not a lot of time "

I can hold back to get it all out- in more ways than one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my own....."Ohhhhhh yeah"

With a woman...."How much do I owe you again"?

You talk to yourself when you masturbate?

Well that's a new thread in itself. You want this one PW or is it for the taking? "

It's all yours.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing. There’s never anyone here to hear it, so what’s the point?

So did it really happen if no one heard it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my own....."Ohhhhhh yeah"

With a woman...."How much do I owe you again"?

You talk to yourself when you masturbate?

Well that's a new thread in itself. You want this one PW or is it for the taking?

It's all yours."

There's a difference between cumming and masturbating.... it's not like I'm giving myself a pep talk whilst I'm beating the meat. Perhaps that's a thread on it's own, see what the general consensus is.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"On my own....."Ohhhhhh yeah"

With a woman...."How much do I owe you again"?

You talk to yourself when you masturbate?

Well that's a new thread in itself. You want this one PW or is it for the taking?

It's all yours."

You're too sweet to me!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On my own....."Ohhhhhh yeah"

With a woman...."How much do I owe you again"?

You talk to yourself when you masturbate?

Well that's a new thread in itself. You want this one PW or is it for the taking?

It's all yours.

You're too sweet to me! "

I'm not....at all.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Don't really say anything. Just moan or a low growl

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Yippeekayay Motherfucker

From this to unlos in less than an hour

He had to split

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harder.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job, that will do

Wolf

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yippeekayay Motherfucker

From this to unlos in less than an hour

Oh I just realised who that was.

Nooooo!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oundandround69Man
over a year ago

Reading

Better out than in!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Apparently I pull a really angry face

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *havenhaven2Man
over a year ago

Perth

Oh fuck, fuck, fuck

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *havenhaven2Man
over a year ago

Perth

[Removed by poster at 26/07/23 13:47:02]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I say fuck several times and sometimes bite.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’ll be £50 please.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"That’ll be £50 please. "

Only £50?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I say fuck several times and sometimes bite."

I hope that's not when you are in a 69 position

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That’ll be £50 please.

Only £50?

Each time I cum. …

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did have one guy says "NICE" when he cums.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ooohhh....ya bastard

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 26/07/23 14:06:39]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

[Removed by poster at 26/07/23 14:06:44]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Break in to song.

Greased Lightnin' in fact.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Break in to song.

Greased Lightnin' in fact. "

I need to experience this.

Could you record it next time please.

I promise only to listen

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

It’s normally

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! Sigh

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Break in to song.

Greased Lightnin' in fact. "

Well, this Kai is automatic

He's systematic

He's hydromatic

Why he's greased lightnin'

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shout “Sheeeeeeaaaaaarrrrreeeeer” like I did when I was smashing one into the top bin in school.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ffs Sorry

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ahhhhhh bisto

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go, enjoy and let me know if you want another 30 seconds. "

True story

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Fuck

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shout “Sheeeeeeaaaaaarrrrreeeeer” like I did when I was smashing one into the top bin in school."

Love it- got to have one hand in the air too!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get jesters shoes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"F U C K "

That's it really

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Ive been told that I growl and snarl a little

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can we get all the people that say fuck when they cum to do so in unison....I think it would be an epic sound.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Ive been told that I growl and snarl a little"

I'd love it hear that.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread