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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Sure she didn't say cuntryphile ?

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

But red squirrels are soooooo cute!

And they are focusing on God's own county...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its a load of tree hugging hippy crap !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better than bloody prancing on ice !!!!!

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Funny as your pics don't scream Countryfile watcher to us....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate a plumber told his wife he wanted divorce I said what did u say he said its over flo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Julia Bradbury.........I would

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny as your pics don't scream Countryfile watcher to us....

Dare i ask what they scream then lol ??

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Funny as your pics don't scream Countryfile watcher to us....

Dare i ask what they scream then lol ??

More Songs of Praise of course....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny as your pics don't scream Countryfile watcher to us....

Dare i ask what they scream then lol ??

More Songs of Praise of course.... "

We will take that as a compliment

Now we want to hear you singing our praises please ! thank you

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By *umplay1969Man
over a year ago

Mayland

"Julia Bradbury.........I would

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I'll be right behind you mate, not literally though !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just checked out this Julia Bradbury chick and im undecided lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just checked out this Julia Bradbury chick and im undecided lol !!!

Oh I love her, but can't help watching her without thinking she's filth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just checked out this Julia Bradbury chick and im undecided lol !!!

Oh I love her, but can't help watching her without thinking she's filth

Hmmm well marks out of ten i guess i would give her one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha ha Julia Bradbury is a bit of a hottie and as shes on Country File im sure she is happy to get dirty

Lol Sam x

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

" We will take that as a compliment

Now we want to hear you singing our praises please ! thank you

It was a compliment.... now do we have to be on our knees when we sing your praises?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" We will take that as a compliment

Now we want to hear you singing our praises please ! thank you

It was a compliment.... now do we have to be on our knees when we sing your praises?

On your knees , on your backs take your pic !! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p"

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

Lack of sleep, I can't be perfect all the time

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

But is she watching The midwife on now lol, can I divorce mrs p as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

Lack of sleep, I can't be perfect all the time

Whats sleep ?? lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

But is she watching The midwife on now lol, can I divorce mrs p as well.

No there is no section for divorcee's

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

But is she watching The midwife on now lol, can I divorce mrs p as well.

No there is no section for divorcee's

Lol, hi minnie how has the torture been ( normally called a job lol) divorcees on fabs, shocking, what next young sexy bi females gagging to get hold of the over fifties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

But is she watching The midwife on now lol, can I divorce mrs p as well.

No there is no section for divorcee's

Lol, hi minnie how has the torture been ( normally called a job lol) divorcees on fabs, shocking, what next young sexy bi females gagging to get hold of the over fifties."

Actually not been too bad, lots of it ........... but you know me ....... nothing phases me lol

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

But is she watching The midwife on now lol, can I divorce mrs p as well.

No there is no section for divorcee's

Lol, hi minnie how has the torture been ( normally called a job lol) divorcees on fabs, shocking, what next young sexy bi females gagging to get hold of the over fifties.

Actually not been too bad, lots of it ........... but you know me ....... nothing phases me lol

Thats good news.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

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loads of sheep on there brill show

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

loads of sheep on there brill show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

Lack of sleep, I can't be perfect all the time

Whats sleep ?? lmao

Something you do when you turn the light switch off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

Lack of sleep, I can't be perfect all the time

Whats sleep ?? lmao

Something you do when you turn the light switch off

Whats a switch ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

Lack of sleep, I can't be perfect all the time

Whats sleep ?? lmao

Something you do when you turn the light switch off

Whats a switch ?? lol

Look matey, I am way too tired for that game

You'd not like me when I am "grumpy" tired

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

Lack of sleep, I can't be perfect all the time

Whats sleep ?? lmao

Something you do when you turn the light switch off

Whats a switch ?? lol

Look matey, I am way too tired for that game

You'd not like me when I am "grumpy" tired

YAY I win I win lmao

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

Lack of sleep, I can't be perfect all the time

Whats sleep ?? lmao

Something you do when you turn the light switch off

Whats a switch ?? lol

Look matey, I am way too tired for that game

You'd not like me when I am "grumpy" tired

YAY I win I win lmao

Congratulations, we can announce your prize is

Countryfile on dvd

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

Lack of sleep, I can't be perfect all the time

Whats sleep ?? lmao

Something you do when you turn the light switch off

Whats a switch ?? lol

Look matey, I am way too tired for that game

You'd not like me when I am "grumpy" tired

YAY I win I win lmao

Congratulations, we can announce your prize is

Countryfile on dvd

Excellent !!!! I have been needing a new coaster for my coffee

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

"Thats it the Mrs is watching Country File so im filing for divorce lol !!!

Good for her ;-p

Now thats not very PC is it lol !

Lack of sleep, I can't be perfect all the time

Whats sleep ?? lmao

Something you do when you turn the light switch off

Whats a switch ?? lol

Look matey, I am way too tired for that game

You'd not like me when I am "grumpy" tired

YAY I win I win lmao

Congratulations, we can announce your prize is

Countryfile on dvd

Excellent !!!! I have been needing a new coaster for my coffee

Coffee, come on glass of champagne is more fitting.

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