FabSwingers.com forum: What’s your favourite kind of monkey?

By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm going with the chimp.

Great comic timing and they love a good cuppa, or so vintage Typhoo Tea adverts would have us believe.

(And yes, I know chomps are actually great apes and not technically monkeys, but for the purposes of widening the debate all forms of simians are acceptable in this thread)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£500

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A classic. Bravo.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

The one of the Tea variety

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

The one's at Woburn Safari park that jump on the cars, get a free ride and pick at bits of the car

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Bonobos surely. The swingers of the ape world.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Fuckmonkey

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

The one Cockney rhyming slang £500

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A chimpanzee minkee

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Monkey Wrench.

Foo Fighters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arctic

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Monkey brand soap.Fantastic press adverts.

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Monkey shoulder

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

Gas monkey.

Mr H

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Orangutan. They’re so squishy and cute.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"£500"

But I’ll not say no to this one.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

"I'm going with the chimp.

Great comic timing and they love a good cuppa, or so vintage Typhoo Tea adverts would have us believe.

(And yes, I know chomps are actually great apes and not technically monkeys, but for the purposes of widening the debate all forms of simians are acceptable in this thread) "

Outrageously promiscuous things, chimps, putting even the most exuberant of us here to shame. And from memory the two species vary in their tastes, the common chimp preferring to add in a bit of male-male homosexuality and the pygmy chimp female-female.

Then there are dolphins. They're even more outrageous. And also not monkeys.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Trunk monkey

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Clyde. Only which way but loose

“Right turn Clyde”

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Bonobos surely. The swingers of the ape world."

Once seen, the bonobos' stylised penile fencing display is not forgotten.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

A cheeky one!

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By *trideMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Macaques.

Members of one of the two Lopburi (Thailand) tribes climbed all over me when I sat on a rock and fed them polo mints!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silverback

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

47....a very nice gin

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Gorilla

Those standard monkeys that see in zoos that throw shit around, wank themselves off an finger their own arse and put it in their mouth I fucking detest those vile creatures

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By *ingobrian70Man
over a year ago

tallaght

A Spankthe………

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"47....a very nice gin

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Finally. A lady of substance who knows her gin.

I hope she also knows about Martin Miller.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"47....a very nice gin

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Finally. A lady of substance who knows her gin.

I hope she also knows about Martin Miller."

^^ this little cheeky monkey

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Ahem….

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Fuckmonkey

Diner date of your choice…..

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Should read from top down really and not bottom up….

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'm going with the chimp.

Great comic timing and they love a good cuppa, or so vintage Typhoo Tea adverts would have us believe.

(And yes, I know chomps are actually great apes and not technically monkeys, but for the purposes of widening the debate all forms of simians are acceptable in this thread) "

Good afternoon everyone

If I may, I would like to address my unacceptable behaviour on this thread yesterday, in which I wrongly mislabelled the work of hardworking chimps in the advertising industry, misattributing their splendid tea advertising work as being on behalf of Typhoo Tea.

I now fully accept that they were, in fact, advertising PG Tips.

I should like to take this opportunity to apologise to any member of the simian advertising community that I’ve offended.

I’m now going to enter a period of reflection, which I will use as a learning opportunity, in which I can educate myself more fully about the work of the simian advertising community.

You will be able to read more about all of this in my book ‘Brewing up a storm’, which will be released in time for Christmas.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"£500

But I’ll not say no to this one. "

I'll take this over any other monkey mentioned

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"£500

But I’ll not say no to this one.

I'll take this over any other monkey mentioned "

A smart guy!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I have to say Chimpanzee although I’m sure my lagging brain will come up with something else later

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I always wanted a monkey butler

Otherwise it’s got to be the orangutan especially the orphan ones on tv.

Or that fe.king awesome drum playing gorilla they trained for that song

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I always wanted a monkey butler "

Same in fact to this day I’ve a pair of donkey Kong boxer shorts he would have to wear for his decency

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I always wanted a monkey butler

Same in fact to this day I’ve a pair of donkey Kong boxer shorts he would have to wear for his decency "

Brilliant

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"£500

But I’ll not say no to this one.

I'll take this over any other monkey mentioned

A smart guy! "

I have my moments, nice paddle.n flogger btw

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

"£500

But I’ll not say no to this one.

I'll take this over any other monkey mentioned

A smart guy!

I have my moments, nice paddle.n flogger btw "

They do the trick!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Gorillas or

Spider monkeys

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"£500

But I’ll not say no to this one.

I'll take this over any other monkey mentioned

A smart guy!

I have my moments, nice paddle.n flogger btw

They do the trick!"

I'm sure they leave there mark lol....just like mine

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I'd like to be Nina Conti's monkey..... She can fist me any day!

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

I only like the tiny ones that look like toys... Most of them give me the heeby geebies!

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd like to be Nina Conti's monkey..... She can fist me any day!

Funniest woman, and funniest monkey, ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sea Monkeys. 1970s nostalgia right there.

Kids, ask your parents

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Not a monkey but my favourite has to be the orang utan

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