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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could you beat the poster above in a 100m sprint?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In heels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backwards

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

No chance.

With a blunt object tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d pass out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?"

And would you actually sprint?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

And would you actually sprint?

No just tie their shoe laces together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?"

How many Dick tricks do you know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

How many Dick tricks do you know?"

The 100m dick trick

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"I’d pass out. "

If you were at the finishing line I'd certainly give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In heels? "

I’m not trying that

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

In flip flops

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"In heels?

I’m not trying that

You look pretty quick, Rex, but I'll take my chances...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

And would you actually sprint?

No just tie their shoe laces together."

Have to make sure I'm wearing my Crocs on race day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In heels?

I’m not trying that

You look pretty quick, Rex, but I'll take my chances...

Who came first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's already in the sprint position.

I'm defeated.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

No. I’ve got dwarf legs

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"In heels?

I’m not trying that

You look pretty quick, Rex, but I'll take my chances...

Who came first?"

Look, I was over-excited. I couldn't help the false start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's already in the sprint position.

I'm defeated."

I always come prepared.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

And would you actually sprint?

Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

And would you actually sprint?

Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority

I’d win with a funny speed walk

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

And would you actually sprint?

Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority

I’d win with a funny speed walk

And miss out on watching my ass as I walk in front of you? Foolish.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

And would you actually sprint?

Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority

I’d win with a funny speed walk

And miss out on watching my ass as I walk in front of you? Foolish."

Will you have one of those buttplug thingyos in?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

And would you actually sprint?

Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority

I’d win with a funny speed walk

And miss out on watching my ass as I walk in front of you? Foolish.

Will you have one of those buttplug thingyos in? "

I mean, you'll have to look for yourself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How many Dick Dastardly style tricks would it take to cause disqualification?

And would you actually sprint?

Oh god no. All about the dick tricks. Speed isn't ever my priority

I’d win with a funny speed walk

And miss out on watching my ass as I walk in front of you? Foolish.

Will you have one of those buttplug thingyos in?

I mean, you'll have to look for yourself."

Ooooo I think I’ve just pulled my hamstring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about 200m?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Can I just watch the 2 above race?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just watch the 2 above race?"

100% I'd smoke her while she watches the fitter ones run

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Can I just watch the 2 above race?

100% I'd smoke her while she watches the fitter ones run

Even better not much of a sports fan anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I just watch the 2 above race?

100% I'd smoke her while she watches the fitter ones run

Even better not much of a sports fan anyway."

Easy victory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lapped him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I eat thunder and crap lightning

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
over a year ago

Beverley

Yeah. Recon I'm about 12seconds flst these days.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Yes, downhill on a wet Wednesday in Stoke

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By *ttmcdguyTV/TS
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

If I left 10 minutes before!

Having to depend on crutches atm I reckon a tortoise would be in with a betting chance of beating me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dusted. With a fridge on my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By a fucking landslide

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Without even warming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By hopping

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doubtful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt?"

sorry who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doubtful "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

3 legged with Pickle

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt?

sorry who?"

Oops, Usain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just hold the watter bottles Nanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water*******

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt?

sorry who?

Oops, Usain

Also:

I’ll walk slowly next to you

there will be no winners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easily.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt?

sorry who?

Oops, Usain

Also:

I’ll walk slowly next to you

there will be no winners"

Smashed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knees are probably shot, I'd win easily

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

take you on egg and spoon rex,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deal

If he was wanting to bum me, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I’d win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I’d win"

Challenge accepted.

For whoever is above me. No I’m done running and need oxygen

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Just hold the watter bottles Nanna"

Is that the Scottish pronunciation of water?

I'll serve the tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pointless

I’d flash my boobs on the start line and distract you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just hold the watter bottles Nanna

Is that the Scottish pronunciation of water?

I'll serve the tea."

Lemon wattttter Nanna

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt?

sorry who?

Oops, Usain

Also:

I’ll walk slowly next to you

there will be no winners"

You know as we got to the finish line I'd jump ahead, don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pointless

I’d flash my boobs on the start line and distract you. "

That's cheating.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Just hold the watter bottles Nanna

Is that the Scottish pronunciation of water?

I'll serve the tea.

Lemon wattttter Nanna

I have 3 lemons left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pointless

I’d flash my boobs on the start line and distract you.

That's cheating."

Fine. I will run naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pointless

I’d flash my boobs on the start line and distract you.

That's cheating.

Fine. I will run naked."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Am I on the back of Hussein Bolt?

sorry who?"

Usain's younger, faster brother

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

It would be close but I'm sure I could win?

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Never judge a book but I'd pop him at the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely bloody not

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Absolutely bloody not"

I'd put my shoes on the opposite feet for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By skipping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah. Because I'd tie his ankles together.

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Yup, even though I'm two glasses of wine down

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Yeah. Because I'd tie his ankles together.

Nope, because I don't do running

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Yeah. Because I'd tie his ankles together.

Nope, because I don't do running

Someone I could beat!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Yeah. Because I'd tie his ankles together.

Nope, because I don't do running

Someone I could beat!

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. Because I'd tie his ankles together.

Nope, because I don't do running

Someone I could beat!

Yes

I reckon I could take them

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By *rchie300Man
over a year ago

Hamworthy

Just about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Backwards

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Anyone could beat me in a race; I'm such a slow coach

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Anyone could beat me in a race; I'm such a slow coach

I'd happily take you on

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Anyone could beat me in a race; I'm such a slow coach

I'd happily take you on

Are we still talking about running?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I use a sprint car ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely bloody not

I'd put my shoes on the opposite feet for you. "

Haha thanks I still wouldn't win, running definitely isn't my forte.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Easily win

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Easily win

By a length

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Easily win

By a length "

8 inches?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Maybe… depends if I was naked or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

400 meters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I could

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Well I won the sports day parents race again this year

so I’m saying yes! To all above!!

I’ve even got a badge!

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Might be a dead heat , do we get to jump in the showers after?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’ll give you a 20m head start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

400m!?!? I'll ghost past you as you use your inhaler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put me on two wheels and I might stand a chance. I might be slow but I get there

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I dunno, it's been a while

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

In a flash

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good standard guys

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Good standard guys

No chance I reckon. Over 10 miles then I’d have a sniff I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to accept defeat.

I can't compete with the energy of a crisp sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ easily

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Piece of piss.

I'd flash him and the eclipse would blind him for so long, I could stroll it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No because I'd get ahead of her then stop and turn around and play the Baywatch music and enjoy he moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you beat the poster above in a 100m sprint?

Love and Peace

I would give it go. Naked no shoes bit like Zola Bud ooh thats going back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By at least 370m

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"By at least 370m"

By a head

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Absolutely bloody not

I'd put my shoes on the opposite feet for you.

Haha thanks I still wouldn't win, running definitely isn't my forte. "

Ok shoes on opposite feet, laces tied balancing an egg on a spoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a space suit

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Not these days no matter who it is! A long distance cycle ride maybe yes x

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"In a space suit"

It'll need to be a 'Lost in Space' type space suit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my sleep

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Definitely. He's asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Definitely. He's asleep."

Been chasing for a while and not caught them yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be neck and neck

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

He could walk backwards faster than me running forwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, probably *shrug*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crab walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ride a bike? Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Walking on my hands

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Walking on my hands

I still probably would lose

J x

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Can both walk, way too late for running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a skip or a frolic?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"How about a skip or a frolic?"

I would walk behind them to catch a glimpse of their asses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy!!!"

I don't know Taffman, I'm willing to bet my cardio routine is much more intense than yours

Good profile, and love the banter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not even sure I could run 100m

But i fucking hate losing and would prefer to die, so yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not unless there was a large cake waiting for me at the finish line

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