FabSwingers.com forum: I'm blaming you

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

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I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish it was my fault

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go fuck yourself...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go fuck yourself... "

Seconded

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I wish it was my fault

It's the blind date aspect that does it.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

My sincerest apologies

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go fuck yourself... "

I'm gonna. After coffee

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go fuck yourself...

Seconded"

I have to do it twice?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My sincerest apologies "

You're not even a little sorry.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Go fuck yourself...

I'm gonna. After coffee"

Clearly not that horny then are you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go fuck yourself...

I'm gonna. After coffee

Clearly not that horny then are you

I'm edging myself

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My sincerest apologies

You're not even a little sorry."

Maybe a smidge

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I think it’s contagious

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My sincerest apologies

You're not even a little sorry.

Maybe a smidge

If you were sorry you would be headed here to apologise

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think it’s contagious "

You have it too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go fuck yourself...

I'm gonna. After coffee

Clearly not that horny then are you

I'm edging myself"

And here’s me edging….. it’s a waste isn’t it all this edging and not actually fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

In this world

Nobody you can blame

You've got to stake your claim

Make it your aim.

Sorry Posh, couldn’t help myself but don’t blame it on that girl

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"My sincerest apologies

You're not even a little sorry.

Maybe a smidge

If you were sorry you would be headed here to apologise

I feel that would make matter worse if I apologised then went back to work

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

"I think it’s contagious

You have it too?"

I’m afraid so. Someone ought to come up with a vaccine.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.

Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go fuck yourself...

I'm gonna. After coffee

Clearly not that horny then are you

I'm edging myself

And here’s me edging….. it’s a waste isn’t it all this edging and not actually fucking

I don't have anyone to do fucking with right now

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

100% not my fault.

I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex.

Today is going to be a long day.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful "

It could get bad later...

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By *agnar1980Man
over a year ago

Poole

"Go fuck yourself...

I'm gonna. After coffee"

I mean if you’d like someone to watch you, I’m then happy to do that!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In this world

Nobody you can blame

You've got to stake your claim

Make it your aim.

Sorry Posh, couldn’t help myself but don’t blame it on that girl

I'm still blaming you

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

"I think it’s contagious

You have it too?"

Oh yeah it’s addictive and contagious. Once tasted I can’t stop eating

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Just checking if its your birthday today or not first

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)"

I do apologise posh………. Errrr no I don’t

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My sincerest apologies

You're not even a little sorry.

Maybe a smidge

If you were sorry you would be headed here to apologise

I feel that would make matter worse if I apologised then went back to work

Depends. Work on me and it'll be good. Damn good.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think it’s contagious

You have it too?

I’m afraid so. Someone ought to come up with a vaccine."

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.

Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower."

That's good thinking.

Or I'll just do myself while peeking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100% not my fault.

I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex.

Today is going to be a long day. "

Why no flirting? Why no smut? Or fap? And it’s impossible to not think about sex

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"100% not my fault.

I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex.

Today is going to be a long day. "

But... why? Why limit yourself?

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)"

If that is any way my doing, I’m entirely absolutely delighted about it.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Go fuck yourself...

I'm gonna. After coffee

I mean if you’d like someone to watch you, I’m then happy to do that! "

Oooh. The cam rooms might dampen any horn I have!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

I do* apologise for causing the horn. It was not my intention.

*not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful

It could get bad later..."

It’s ok I be in bed by that time ha ha it’s soon be bed time for me been up sins like 8pm last night

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think it’s contagious

You have it too?

Oh yeah it’s addictive and contagious. Once tasted I can’t stop eating"

What are you eating?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just checking if its your birthday today or not first

I dunno. I'll ask the monkey.

Ooh. If it is my birthday maybe I can get the naked people of my choice delivered...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

I do apologise posh………. Errrr no I don’t

I don't think you'd be sorry

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"In this world

Nobody you can blame

You've got to stake your claim

Make it your aim.

Sorry Posh, couldn’t help myself but don’t blame it on that girl

I'm still blaming you"

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

If that is any way my doing, I’m entirely absolutely delighted about it.

Stop being sexy, Fiddles. That's all I can ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do one for me Posh, I can't do one so can you add one to your two that you do

After your coffee of course

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do* apologise for causing the horn. It was not my intention.

*not "

Another one not sorry!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful

It could get bad later...

It’s ok I be in bed by that time ha ha it’s soon be bed time for me been up sins like 8pm last night "

Christ almighty. Go to sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do one for me Posh, I can't do one so can you add one to your two that you do

After your coffee of course

Just one?

Okie dokie...

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By *uebec didMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

I've got the horn lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!"

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm perfectly good!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've got the horn lol"

I feel your pain

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm perfectly good! "

That's the problem. You're too damn good,K

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'm perfectly good! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

Well they help me. I’ve told you that before.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful

It could get bad later...

It’s ok I be in bed by that time ha ha it’s soon be bed time for me been up sins like 8pm last night

Christ almighty. Go to sleep!"

I will soon at some point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do one for me Posh, I can't do one so can you add one to your two that you do

After your coffee of course

Just one?

Okie dokie..."

Let me know....then I can fall asleep after

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

Well they help me. I’ve told you that before. "

Nutter

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By *uebec didMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

I'm stood to attention looking at them ??

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch

That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do one for me Posh, I can't do one so can you add one to your two that you do

After your coffee of course

Just one?

Okie dokie...

Let me know....then I can fall asleep after

Pffft.

Always the orgasm then snooze with you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm stood to attention looking at them ?? "

Like an army man...

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch

That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple..."

Oooooh you naughty thing you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch

That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...

Oooooh you naughty thing you

It's not naughty... it's really, really nice

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch

That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...

Oooooh you naughty thing you

It's not naughty... it's really, really nice

I agree there. Seeing it is

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Just checking if its your birthday today or not first

I dunno. I'll ask the monkey.

Ooh. If it is my birthday maybe I can get the naked people of my choice delivered...

As long as its not via Evri or they'll not arrive

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch

That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...

Oooooh you naughty thing you

It's not naughty... it's really, really nice

I agree there. Seeing it is

Maybe I should take a picture of the mouth to nipple...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Just checking if its your birthday today or not first

I dunno. I'll ask the monkey.

Ooh. If it is my birthday maybe I can get the naked people of my choice delivered...

As long as its not via Evri or they'll not arrive

I've never had trouble with Evri... ooh. But the postie is kinda sexy. He can bring them

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!

My pics rarely help anyone get the horn

Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch

That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...

Oooooh you naughty thing you

It's not naughty... it's really, really nice

I agree there. Seeing it is

Maybe I should take a picture of the mouth to nipple...

Picture uploading...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Stop blaming others for your own pervy filth!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Stop blaming others for your own pervy filth! "

Shhhhh

They all believe I'm sweet and innocent and being corrupted

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"100% not my fault.

I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex.

Today is going to be a long day.

But... why? Why limit yourself?

Because (and apologies to those who are irked by me starting a sentence with the word)... I need to not be a raging succubus. I've got a mountain of paperwork to get through today and I'm determined to do it all. :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't anything to do with me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"100% not my fault.

I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex.

Today is going to be a long day.

But... why? Why limit yourself?

Ahh.

*Then* be a raging succubus.

Go. Do paperwork.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Wasn't anything to do with me "

Pppppfffffffttttt.

Yeah. That's what you think

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.

Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower.

That's good thinking.

Or I'll just do myself while peeking."

Mmmmm, I like the sound of that

Do it in the shower and film yourself at the same time (you may as well make use of your waterproof phone) and then send it to me (the film, not the phone); I'll then do myself

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
over a year ago

Portstewart

Wish it was our fault

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

pace yourself posh, marathon not a sprint. Focus

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.

Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower.

That's good thinking.

Or I'll just do myself while peeking.

Mmmmm, I like the sound of that

Do it in the shower and film yourself at the same time (you may as well make use of your waterproof phone) and then send it to me (the film, not the phone); I'll then do myself

I'll get a waterproof phone...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Wish it was our fault

Might be

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"pace yourself posh, marathon not a sprint. Focus"

Yes sir

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)"

Brb sending penis pics x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

Brb sending penis pics x"

Yeah yeah. Promises promises

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Sorry I rarely have that effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do too op and it's all your fault!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry I rarely have that effect

Well... you do now

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

It wasn't me!

I am the anti-horn, want me to send newds!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I do too op and it's all your fault!"

I'm not sorry

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It wasn't me!

I am the anti-horn, want me to send newds!

That could work...

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Being a decent gent, if I could help to alleviate said horn, you'd be more than welcome... I'd even share my jaffa cakes with you

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"It wasn't me!

I am the anti-horn, want me to send newds!

That could work...

Eye bleach available at all exits Here, here and here*

(Gesticulates like a trolley dolly)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Being a decent gent, if I could help to alleviate said horn, you'd be more than welcome... I'd even share my jaffa cakes with you"

Now we're talking

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse.

Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower.

That's good thinking.

Or I'll just do myself while peeking.

Mmmmm, I like the sound of that

Do it in the shower and film yourself at the same time (you may as well make use of your waterproof phone) and then send it to me (the film, not the phone); I'll then do myself

I'll get a waterproof phone..."

so will I

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It wasn't me!

I am the anti-horn, want me to send newds!

That could work...

Eye bleach available at all exits Here, here and here*

(Gesticulates like a trolley dolly)

Jeez. That's many exits...

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

Brb sending penis pics x

Yeah yeah. Promises promises "

Don’t tempt me

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Being a decent gent, if I could help to alleviate said horn, you'd be more than welcome... I'd even share my jaffa cakes with you

Now we're talking

Less talking needed... with my tongue intertwined with yours you may struggle and that's before I replace it with something else

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

Brb sending penis pics x

Yeah yeah. Promises promises

Don’t tempt me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Being a decent gent, if I could help to alleviate said horn, you'd be more than welcome... I'd even share my jaffa cakes with you

Now we're talking

Less talking needed... with my tongue intertwined with yours you may struggle and that's before I replace it with something else"

A jaffa cake?

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

Brb sending penis pics x

Yeah yeah. Promises promises

Don’t tempt me

You only have yourself to blame

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

Brb sending penis pics x

Yeah yeah. Promises promises

Don’t tempt me

You only have yourself to blame

I'm blaming you

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

Brb sending penis pics x

Yeah yeah. Promises promises

Don’t tempt me

You only have yourself to blame

I'm blaming you

I do not accept blame

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oohhh bring on the smut!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

Brb sending penis pics x

Yeah yeah. Promises promises

Don’t tempt me

You only have yourself to blame

I'm blaming you

I do not accept blame

Tough.

Suck it up buttercup

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oohhh bring on the smut!!!"

I did.

No one even cared

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

"I have the horn and it's all your fault.

I hope you're proud of yourself

(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)

Brb sending penis pics x

Yeah yeah. Promises promises

Don’t tempt me

You only have yourself to blame

I'm blaming you

I do not accept blame

Tough.

Suck it up buttercup"

Ooooft! After you

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