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"I wish it was my fault "It's the blind date aspect that does it. | |||
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"Go fuck yourself... " I'm gonna. After coffee | |||
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"Go fuck yourself... Seconded" I have to do it twice? | |||
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"My sincerest apologies " You're not even a little sorry. | |||
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"Go fuck yourself... I'm gonna. After coffee" Clearly not that horny then are you  | |||
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"Go fuck yourself... I'm gonna. After coffee Clearly not that horny then are you "I'm edging myself | |||
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"My sincerest apologies You're not even a little sorry." Maybe a smidge | |||
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"My sincerest apologies You're not even a little sorry. Maybe a smidge "If you were sorry you would be headed here to apologise | |||
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"I think it’s contagious " You have it too? | |||
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"Go fuck yourself... I'm gonna. After coffee Clearly not that horny then are you
I'm edging myself"And here’s me edging….. it’s a waste isn’t it all this edging and not actually fucking | |||
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"My sincerest apologies You're not even a little sorry. Maybe a smidge
If you were sorry you would be headed here to apologise "I feel that would make matter worse if I apologised then went back to work  | |||
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"I think it’s contagious You have it too?" I’m afraid so. Someone ought to come up with a vaccine. | |||
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"Go fuck yourself... I'm gonna. After coffee Clearly not that horny then are you
I'm edging myself
And here’s me edging….. it’s a waste isn’t it all this edging and not actually fucking "I don't have anyone to do fucking with right now  | |||
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"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful " It could get bad later... | |||
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"Go fuck yourself... I'm gonna. After coffee" I mean if you’d like someone to watch you, I’m then happy to do that! | |||
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"In this world Nobody you can blame You've got to stake your claim Make it your aim. Sorry Posh, couldn’t help myself but don’t blame it on that girl "
I'm still blaming you | |||
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"I think it’s contagious You have it too?" Oh yeah it’s addictive and contagious. Once tasted I can’t stop eating | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)"I do apologise posh………. Errrr no I don’t  | |||
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"My sincerest apologies You're not even a little sorry. Maybe a smidge
If you were sorry you would be headed here to apologise
I feel that would make matter worse if I apologised then went back to work "Depends. Work on me and it'll be good. Damn good. | |||
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"I think it’s contagious You have it too? I’m afraid so. Someone ought to come up with a vaccine." | |||
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"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse. Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower." That's good thinking. Or I'll just do myself while peeking. | |||
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"100% not my fault. I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex. Today is going to be a long day. " Why no flirting? Why no smut? Or fap? And it’s impossible to not think about sex | |||
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"100% not my fault. I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex. Today is going to be a long day. " But... why? Why limit yourself? | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)"If that is any way my doing, I’m entirely absolutely delighted about it.  | |||
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"Go fuck yourself... I'm gonna. After coffee I mean if you’d like someone to watch you, I’m then happy to do that! " Oooh. The cam rooms might dampen any horn I have! | |||
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"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful It could get bad later..." It’s ok I be in bed by that time ha ha it’s soon be bed time for me been up sins like 8pm last night | |||
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"I think it’s contagious You have it too? Oh yeah it’s addictive and contagious. Once tasted I can’t stop eating" What are you eating?  | |||
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"Just checking if its your birthday today or not first "I dunno. I'll ask the monkey. Ooh. If it is my birthday maybe I can get the naked people of my choice delivered... | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
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I do apologise posh………. Errrr no I don’t "I don't think you'd be sorry  | |||
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"In this world Nobody you can blame You've got to stake your claim Make it your aim. Sorry Posh, couldn’t help myself but don’t blame it on that girl
I'm still blaming you" | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
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If that is any way my doing, I’m entirely absolutely delighted about it. "Stop being sexy, Fiddles. That's all I can ask | |||
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"I do* apologise for causing the horn. It was not my intention. *not " Another one not sorry! | |||
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"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful It could get bad later... It’s ok I be in bed by that time ha ha it’s soon be bed time for me been up sins like 8pm last night " Christ almighty. Go to sleep! | |||
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"Do one for me Posh, I can't do one so can you add one to your two that you do After your coffee of course "Just one? Okie dokie... | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too!" My pics rarely help anyone get the horn | |||
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"I've got the horn lol" I feel your pain  | |||
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"I'm perfectly good! " That's the problem. You're too damn good,K | |||
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"I'm perfectly good! " | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too! My pics rarely help anyone get the horn "Well they help me. I’ve told you that before. | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too! My pics rarely help anyone get the horn "Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch | |||
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"It’s ok beautiful you never need to apologise to me as your always wonderful It could get bad later... It’s ok I be in bed by that time ha ha it’s soon be bed time for me been up sins like 8pm last night Christ almighty. Go to sleep!" I will soon at some point | |||
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"Do one for me Posh, I can't do one so can you add one to your two that you do After your coffee of course
Just one?
Okie dokie..."Let me know....then I can fall asleep after  | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too! My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Well they help me. I’ve told you that before. "Nutter  | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too! My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch "That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple... | |||
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"Do one for me Posh, I can't do one so can you add one to your two that you do After your coffee of course
Just one?
Okie dokie...
Let me know....then I can fall asleep after"Pffft. Always the orgasm then snooze with you | |||
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"I'm stood to attention looking at them ?? " Like an army man... | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too! My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple..."Oooooh you naughty thing you | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too! My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...
Oooooh you naughty thing you "It's not naughty... it's really, really nice | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too! My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...
Oooooh you naughty thing you
It's not naughty... it's really, really nice "I agree there. Seeing it is | |||
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"Just checking if its your birthday today or not first
I dunno. I'll ask the monkey.
Ooh. If it is my birthday maybe I can get the naked people of my choice delivered... "As long as its not via Evri or they'll not arrive | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too! My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...
Oooooh you naughty thing you
It's not naughty... it's really, really nice
I agree there. Seeing it is "Maybe I should take a picture of the mouth to nipple... | |||
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"Just checking if its your birthday today or not first
I dunno. I'll ask the monkey.
Ooh. If it is my birthday maybe I can get the naked people of my choice delivered...
As long as its not via Evri or they'll not arrive "I've never had trouble with Evri... ooh. But the postie is kinda sexy. He can bring them | |||
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"Your pics aren’t helping me so I guess it’s those men’s fault and yours too! My pics rarely help anyone get the horn
Oh I don’t know. The new boobie one made my todger twitch
That old thing? I mean... it's at least a couple of hours since I had my boob in my hand... and lowered my mouth to my nipple...
Oooooh you naughty thing you
It's not naughty... it's really, really nice
I agree there. Seeing it is
Maybe I should take a picture of the mouth to nipple... "Picture uploading... | |||
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"Stop blaming others for your own pervy filth! " Shhhhh They all believe I'm sweet and innocent and being corrupted | |||
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"100% not my fault. I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex. Today is going to be a long day. But... why? Why limit yourself? " Because (and apologies to those who are irked by me starting a sentence with the word)... I need to not be a raging succubus. I've got a mountain of paperwork to get through today and I'm determined to do it all. :D | |||
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"100% not my fault. I'm suffering from the same curse as well. And I've got to try and not flirt. Or post smut. Or fap. Or think about the sex. Today is going to be a long day. But... why? Why limit yourself? Because (and apologies to those who are irked by me starting a sentence with the word)... I need to not be a raging succubus. I've got a mountain of paperwork to get through today and I'm determined to do it all. :D" Ahh. *Then* be a raging succubus. Go. Do paperwork. | |||
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Wasn't anything to do with me "Pppppfffffffttttt. Yeah. That's what you think  | |||
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"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse. Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower. That's good thinking. Or I'll just do myself while peeking." Mmmmm, I like the sound of that Do it in the shower and film yourself at the same time (you may as well make use of your waterproof phone) and then send it to me (the film, not the phone); I'll then do myself | |||
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"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse. Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower. That's good thinking. Or I'll just do myself while peeking. Mmmmm, I like the sound of that Do it in the shower and film yourself at the same time (you may as well make use of your waterproof phone) and then send it to me (the film, not the phone); I'll then do myself "I'll get a waterproof phone... | |||
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"Wish it was our fault "Might be | |||
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"pace yourself posh, marathon not a sprint. Focus" Yes sir | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)"Brb sending penis pics x | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x"Yeah yeah. Promises promises | |||
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"Sorry I rarely have that effect "Well... you do now | |||
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I am the anti-horn, want me to send newds! | |||
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"I do too op and it's all your fault!" I'm not sorry | |||
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"It wasn't me!
I am the anti-horn, want me to send newds! "That could work... | |||
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"It wasn't me!
I am the anti-horn, want me to send newds!
That could work... "Eye bleach available at all exits Here, here and here* (Gesticulates like a trolley dolly) | |||
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"Being a decent gent, if I could help to alleviate said horn, you'd be more than welcome... I'd even share my jaffa cakes with you" Now we're talking | |||
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"I'm sorry OP, I have this affect on everyone and yes, I do mean everyone! What can I say? I'm universally appealling; it's something that I have to live with, it's both a blessing and a curse. Buy yourself a waterproof mobile phone so that the next time you sneak a peak at my profile you can do so whilst taking a cold shower. That's good thinking. Or I'll just do myself while peeking. Mmmmm, I like the sound of that Do it in the shower and film yourself at the same time (you may as well make use of your waterproof phone) and then send it to me (the film, not the phone); I'll then do myself
I'll get a waterproof phone..." so will I | |||
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"It wasn't me!
I am the anti-horn, want me to send newds!
That could work...
Eye bleach available at all exits Here, here and here*
(Gesticulates like a trolley dolly) "Jeez. That's many exits... | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises "Don’t tempt me | |||
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"Being a decent gent, if I could help to alleviate said horn, you'd be more than welcome... I'd even share my jaffa cakes with you Now we're talking "Less talking needed... with my tongue intertwined with yours you may struggle and that's before I replace it with something else | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me " | |||
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"Being a decent gent, if I could help to alleviate said horn, you'd be more than welcome... I'd even share my jaffa cakes with you Now we're talking
Less talking needed... with my tongue intertwined with yours you may struggle and that's before I replace it with something else"A jaffa cake? | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
You only have yourself to blame "I'm blaming you | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
You only have yourself to blame
I'm blaming you "I do not accept blame | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
You only have yourself to blame
I'm blaming you
I do not accept blame "Tough. Suck it up buttercup | |||
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"Oohhh bring on the smut!!!" I did. No one even cared | |||
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"I have the horn and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself
(And I'd like to apologise in advance for today's forum posts. Anything could happen)
Brb sending penis pics x
Yeah yeah. Promises promises
Don’t tempt me
You only have yourself to blame
I'm blaming you
I do not accept blame
Tough.
Suck it up buttercup"Ooooft! After you | |||
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