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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

What's the quickest you can knock one out? And be honest, no bragging.

Also, do you think there's any grounds for it to be considered as a sport, for inclusion in the next Olympics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 secondsish.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Wankers, any advance on 30 seconds?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

34 seconds

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Do you have to get hard or just how quickly can you make yourself cum?

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Do you have to get hard or just how quickly can you make yourself cum? "

I think either to be fair.

Though the Olympic Committee may take a view on it when the official rules are formulated.

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Do you have to get hard or just how quickly can you make yourself cum?

I think either to be fair.

Though the Olympic Committee may take a view on it when the official rules are formulated. "

Probably around 30ish seconds but I think danger wanks need to be added to the discipline if it's to be taken seriously as an Olympic sport.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Danger wanks...yes, you raise an interesting point there.

And I wonder if the committee may end up considering some sort of handicap, as in golf. Perhaps in the relay wank competitors may have to use non usual hand.

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By *oupot56Man
over a year ago

Ruislip

30 seconds

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I take a while

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I take a while "

There again we find much to consider. Should there be a long-distance wank event?

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

Never really Timed myself but don't do it on a regular basis anyway

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"I take a while

There again we find much to consider. Should there be a long-distance wank event? "

Clearly a multi discipline event would be wise.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I like to take Captain Picard to warp speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need videos as proof of time....cumshot clearly visible of course. As detailed as possible really.

I'm happy to be judge for this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think we need videos as proof of time....cumshot clearly visible of course. As detailed as possible really.

I'm happy to be judge for this one. "

I cannot express, the pity I feel for your inbox.

Your eyes.

Your very soul.

That rice pudding you made earlier that now, will go in the bin.

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

Didn't realise it was a race. How long between heats I expect the final will take longer than the opening rounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's over my laminated picture of Dale Winton then we're talking around 30 seconds.

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I think we need videos as proof of time....cumshot clearly visible of course. As detailed as possible really.

I'm happy to be judge for this one. "

It's precisely this kind of noble, selfless behaviour that makes Britain great.

Petite woman, we salute you.

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

Def under a min if no ones watching... if you need witnesses, could be half hour

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm certain there will be plenty of volunteers for that job.

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By *ayHaychMan
over a year ago

Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work)

If I’m super horny then in under a minute but if I’m purposefully trying to rush then it just doesn’t happen at all.

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