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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All alone.

Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.

Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.

If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.

It's been fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy your impending doom Lil

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Same but the compressor is making enough noise to keep me company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...

Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.

Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww let me hug you a grate big hug and tell you everything going to be ok chin up you make it to the end off the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im working from home alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoy your impending doom Lil

There's noises....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

My mission is a success. Always striving to disappoint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...

Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.

Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart

I'm not laughing at this...

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The HallowQueen is scared and freaked out by this?

Interesting!

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By *akedMechanicMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My work Is empty too, literally me and 2 other people in a massive building. Could get upto all sorts in here this week

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"All alone.

Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.

Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.

If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.

It's been fun...

Oh not before I fill you up please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enjoy your impending doom Lil

There's noises...."

I'm sure it'll be over quick

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"All alone.

Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.

Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.

If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.

It's been fun...

It's been nice to read you. Remember, don't go towards the light. Don't drop your torch and walk briskly, don't run or else you'll fall and the gremlins will get you.

It's quiet here too, but I am not alone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The HallowQueen is scared and freaked out by this?

Interesting! "

It's just weird. And freaky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All alone.

Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.

Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.

If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.

It's been fun...

It's been nice to read you. Remember, don't go towards the light. Don't drop your torch and walk briskly, don't run or else you'll fall and the gremlins will get you.

It's quiet here too, but I am not alone. "

This hasn't helped.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"All alone.

Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.

Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.

If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.

It's been fun...

It's been nice to read you. Remember, don't go towards the light. Don't drop your torch and walk briskly, don't run or else you'll fall and the gremlins will get you.

It's quiet here too, but I am not alone.

This hasn't helped. "

You're welcome

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I'm also at work alone apart from the occasional truck

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We're never alone here. We have pet mice that live in the building and who come out to play when it's quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...

Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.

Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart

In the coldest depths of the earth, frozen solid?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The HallowQueen is scared and freaked out by this?

Interesting!

It's just weird. And freaky."

And there I was going to send you that vid again!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You'll be fine!

Just give whoever comes to kill you... THE LOOK

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Was that a bang in the boiler room in the basement- you should go and investigate- find a shitty torch that you know has a history if packing up and whatever you do - dont switch on the incredibly good lights you have in that area.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"The HallowQueen is scared and freaked out by this?

Interesting! "

Whoah how did you come up with such a perfect name? Love it.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The HallowQueen is scared and freaked out by this?

Interesting!

Whoah how did you come up with such a perfect name? Love it."

Somebody very clever and creative came up with it!

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All alone.

Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.

Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.

If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.

It's been fun...

Sounds like a delight having spent a few hours in the presence of my colleagues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"The HallowQueen is scared and freaked out by this?

Interesting!

Whoah how did you come up with such a perfect name? Love it.

Somebody very clever and creative came up with it! "

Gosh. There really are some fantastic creative minds on this site, aren't there?

Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

A nice, relaxing song will help. Try this: https://youtu.be/20eFRzaOii4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll be fine!

Just give whoever comes to kill you... THE LOOK"

Does it work on the afterlife?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good! "

This is true. And I can run pretty fast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun."

And now I want to do this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope the electricity goes out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The HallowQueen is scared and freaked out by this?

Interesting!

Whoah how did you come up with such a perfect name? Love it.

Somebody very clever and creative came up with it!

Gosh. There really are some fantastic creative minds on this site, aren't there?

Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.

I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope the electricity goes out."

It's the middle of the day...

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!

This is true. And I can run pretty fast."

I would say that you don’t need to be able to run fast, just faster than one of the other people there with you, but you’re on your own, so….

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

I can't help physically but I'm there with you spiritually

Then again, maybe spiritual visits aren't exactly what you need right now

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!

This is true. And I can run pretty fast."

Isn't the last girl usually still a virgin tho?? Sure that was one of the rules in Scream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope the electricity goes out.

It's the middle of the day..."

No in the storage room I'm waiting in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Don't go into the cellar.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I hope the electricity goes out.

It's the middle of the day...

No in the storage room I'm waiting in

She locked you up in there didn't she?

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!

This is true. And I can run pretty fast.

Isn't the last girl usually still a virgin tho?? Sure that was one of the rules in Scream

One of the books on my to be read list is ‘The Final Girls Support Group’, I will see what that has to say about virginity and not getting brutally murdered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope the electricity goes out.

It's the middle of the day...

No in the storage room I'm waiting in

She locked you up in there didn't she?"

That's twice in one week

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

" Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.

I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top. "

You're smart but you're not a virgin alas. Actually come back as a woman in white please. That would be cool.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

" Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.

I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top.

You're smart but you're not a virgin alas. Actually come back as a woman in white please. That would be cool."

Banshee Queen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was nice not knowing you

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

" Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.

I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top.

You're smart but you're not a virgin alas. Actually come back as a woman in white please. That would be cool.

Banshee Queen! "

Oooo yes! Perfect herald of death. I'm revealing I'm not cool as I'm typing these replies so might stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hot listing so once your gone your not forgotten x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!

This is true. And I can run pretty fast.

Isn't the last girl usually still a virgin tho?? Sure that was one of the rules in Scream

Oh FFS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't help physically "

Oh but you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope the electricity goes out.

It's the middle of the day...

No in the storage room I'm waiting in

She locked you up in there didn't she?"

He keeps escaping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Lilith, it's been great knowing you. We both know you're too much of a hussy to be a final girl. Please do come back as a ghoul though, that would be a riot.

I'm not gonna be the dumb one that gets slain while riding a cock Meli. This is why I never go on top.

You're smart but you're not a virgin alas. Actually come back as a woman in white please. That would be cool.

Banshee Queen! "

I have various new usernames now, thank you!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!

This is true. And I can run pretty fast."

What sort of shoes are you wearing though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!

This is true. And I can run pretty fast.

What sort of shoes are you wearing though?"

I have my trainers on!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"If you’re the only woman there then in horror story terms that makes you the ‘last girl’, which is the one that survives, so you should be good!

This is true. And I can run pretty fast.

What sort of shoes are you wearing though?

I have my trainers on!

Good plan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.

And now I want to do this..

It’s been nice knowing you

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.

And now I want to do this..

It’s been nice knowing you

Its not nice to tell lies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.

And now I want to do this..

It’s been nice knowing you

It’s not nice to tell lies! "

It’s be sort of ok knowing you. Fixed it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.

And now I want to do this..

It’s been nice knowing you

It’s not nice to tell lies!

It’s be sort of ok knowing you. Fixed it

See, doesn't that feel better being honest?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Is this your UNLOS thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch you in hell, pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just don’t look in the mirror in the toilets and say Big Bad Barry 5 times. Or do and see what happens, either way, have fun.

And now I want to do this..

It’s been nice knowing you

It’s not nice to tell lies!

It’s be sort of ok knowing you. Fixed it

See, doesn't that feel better being honest?

It does. She’ll get needy now and declare her love for me and I’ll have to block her…. Again.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I bet you work in a morgue…….all those stiffs and such

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've been silent for nearly an hour Lilith.

I'm guessing that you have now exterminated all your colleagues, that they never stood a chance and that your workplace resembles an abattoir after the sheep and goats have been dispatched just before Eid or Passover (well come on, turkeys at Christmas doesnt convey the same gruesome image).

Just hope that you don't now seek to continue your cull with the vocal forumites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...

Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.

Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart

I'm not laughing at this..."

Really!?

Fuck sake!

*Takes notes*

Go darker next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...

Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.

Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart

Brutal lol

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Lemme guess what you do?

Teacher

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...

Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.

Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart

Brutal lol "

Yeah, but funny

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"All alone.

Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.

Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.

If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.

It's been fun...

It's usually the nice friendly people that die in horror movies, you'll be fine

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By *hrek101Man
over a year ago

Herts

Hot one always ends up dead..

Hope phone doesn't ring and you hear "Hello Lilith, remember me?"

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...

Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.

Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart

I'm not laughing at this...

Really!?

Fuck sake!

*Takes notes*

Go darker next time

Oh if F doesn't like it dark we are gonna struggle. Would have great chat though!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hot one always ends up dead..

Hope phone doesn't ring and you hear "Hello Lilith, remember me?"

Ah she is safe then. Average as fuck

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Don't forget to do the hysterical run through the woods, like you are wading through treacle. Arms flailing around; running headfirst into trees, as you look over you shoulder. Face contorted into a silent scream.

No one escapes once they've shown their boobs. It's the rules. And the rules are the rules

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hot one always ends up dead..

Hope phone doesn't ring and you hear "Hello Lilith, remember me?"

Ah she is safe then. Average as fuck"

Yeah but she's given crabs to lots of people

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Hot one always ends up dead..

Hope phone doesn't ring and you hear "Hello Lilith, remember me?"

Ah she is safe then. Average as fuck

Yeah but she's given crabs to lots of people "

So she is CrabQueen now? Another name for her list!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"All alone.

Literally all alone, anyone that knows where I work, will know how freaky this is.

Every horror movie is flashing before my eyes.

If I don't make it, I just want you all to know, you've been a great disappointment these last few months/years.

It's been fun...

Crazy!

How on earth will you flip the burgers and serve at the same time?

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By *rives930Man
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Lilith,

Please come back from the other side and haunt me and do all sorts of naughty things to me that I wish you could do right now x

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By *omBukakeMan
over a year ago

maybe near you

you are funny, one of the few profiles which makes me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lilith,

Please come back from the other side and haunt me and do all sorts of naughty things to me that I wish you could do right now x"

Wait until she shoots ectoplasm all over your face

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hot one always ends up dead..

Hope phone doesn't ring and you hear "Hello Lilith, remember me?"

Ah she is safe then. Average as fuck

Yeah but she's given crabs to lots of people

So she is CrabQueen now? Another name for her list! "

Lilith fab Queen of crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...

Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.

Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart

I'm not laughing at this...

Really!?

Fuck sake!

*Takes notes*

Go darker next time

Oh if F doesn't like it dark we are gonna struggle. Would have great chat though!"

I love it dark Brucey. Especially when it's the choking darkening my vision

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I wish I could say it was nice knowing you but you're a bit of a dick...

Wishing you a quick dea.... Wait will that get me banned.

Good luck petal you'll be fine worst case scenario they'll find your heart

Really…all these reply’s and nobody has said what heart…and judging by Lilith’s general comments in posts she’s probably packing a weapon of sorts (not that type people)…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe the OP is ignoring us all!! WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I can't believe the OP is ignoring us all!! WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

Might have been eaten to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe the OP is ignoring us all!! WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

Might have been eaten to be fair "

Seems highly unlikely, I think that she is more likely to be akin to Dr. Hannibal Lecter - even now she is plotting the demise of those who have disparaged her on this thread.

I shall lock my doors, leave the dog loose, and keep the air rifle by my bed tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She went on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She went on holiday "

She's just playing hard to get you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

As usual

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

As usual

Or! Or! Or! Hear me out on this

Or! She got laid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

As usual

Or! Or! Or! Hear me out on this

Or! She got laid!

that is preposterous. Good one!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!"

She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!

She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep

Whoa are you suggesting she isn't special?!

That's pretty bold. You do know, I wouldn't shag anything that moves don't you?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I can't believe the OP is ignoring us all!! WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

Is that the equivalent of here kitty kitty….

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I can't believe the OP is ignoring us all!! WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

Might have been eaten to be fair "

Lucky fella if they get to eat her….

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I can't believe the OP is ignoring us all!! WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

Might have been eaten to be fair

Lucky fella if they get to eat her…."

Grabs lucky coins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!

She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep

Whoa are you suggesting she isn't special?!

That's pretty bold. You do know, I wouldn't shag anything that moves don't you?

Nobody is going to believe you

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!

She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep

Spitting facts!

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!

She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep

Spitting facts! "

Is that ejecting facts at high speed?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I can't believe the OP is ignoring us all!! WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

She's in bits.

Literally.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"She went on holiday

She's just playing hard to get you mean

She doesn't play hard to get with me. You should learn from her!

She doesn't have to put effort in with you because you'll shag anything that moves. Whereas those who have a little bit more standard are a bit harder to get and keep

Spitting facts! "

I have rejected people! Spitting facts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't believe the OP is ignoring us all!! WHORE, WHORE, WHORE

She's in bits.

Literally.

Splattered all over the floor at work

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

It was a pleasure Lilith

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Oh well I’m sure a new bit of crumpet will come along soon……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in the fucking storage room

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I'm still in the fucking storage room"

She said you escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room"

With the cadaver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

She said you escape"

She's blocked the door with her makeup bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

She said you escape

She's blocked the door with her makeup bag

I've heard that weights 5 stone at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

With the cadaver? "

PEGPRO3009r

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

With the cadaver?

PEGPRO3009r"

I mean is she at least still warm?

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over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

With the cadaver?

PEGPRO3009r

I mean is she at least still warm? "

I've sent a pigeon with a message

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over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

With the cadaver?

PEGPRO3009r

I mean is she at least still warm?

I've sent a pigeon with a message "

Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

With the cadaver?

PEGPRO3009r

I mean is she at least still warm?

I've sent a pigeon with a message

Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

With the cadaver?

PEGPRO3009r

I mean is she at least still warm?

I've sent a pigeon with a message

Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.

Shit dude, she has the lingo, maybe I do play too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

With the cadaver?

PEGPRO3009r

I mean is she at least still warm?

I've sent a pigeon with a message

Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.

Shit dude, she has the lingo, maybe I do play too much

She's gonna ruin your KD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still in the fucking storage room

With the cadaver?

PEGPRO3009r

I mean is she at least still warm?

I've sent a pigeon with a message

Let's hope the camping fookers don't rpg it.

Shit dude, she has the lingo, maybe I do play too much

She's gonna ruin your KD

I worked hard getting up to a 3.5 too

Fuck, what have I done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the OP got got

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

And her profile is hidden!

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over a year ago

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