FabSwingers.com forum: What animal are you most like?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today I feel like a duck...

... It doesn't matter which way I turn, all I can see is an enormous bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like a rhino, cos I've got the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sloth cos I just wanna sleep and do fuck all..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I feel like a duck...

... It doesn't matter which way I turn, all I can see is an enormous bill

Can't say which animal im like but I can say :

Hubbie is like our dog (dogue de bordeau)

*Snores as soon as eyes shut,

*Has a solid tail,

*Druels at the slightest thing

*Farts and looks across the room at someone else to blame

*Dog drues on toilet seat if lid left up, while hubbie just sprinkles the seat ( either way u get wet arse if not checked)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Dodo....completely extinct!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sloth cos I just wanna sleep and do fuck all..!"

Brilliant Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Ape seeing as we share 98% same DNA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat - I think I have nine lives

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Today I feel like a duck...

... It doesn't matter which way I turn, all I can see is an enormous bill

a lizard, bright eyes, like it hot, long tongue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I feel like a duck...

... It doesn't matter which way I turn, all I can see is an enormous bill

Can't say which animal im like but I can say :

Hubbie is like our dog (dogue de bordeau)

*Snores as soon as eyes shut,

*Has a solid tail,

*Druels at the slightest thing

*Farts and looks across the room at someone else to blame

*Dog drues on toilet seat if lid left up, while hubbie just sprinkles the seat ( either way u get wet arse if not checked)"

after reading my wifes post il have to say she,s a cow

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

A bear. Lovely and cuddly until you piss me off, then I get all grizzly and scary.

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By *arlmanMan
over a year ago

Southend

An elephant apart from the trunk of course!

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By *ottsguy89Man
over a year ago

nottingham

A dolphin, who wants it in their blow hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog, because I can lick my own balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat due to having nine lives,

Another part of me would say an ass, due to me being very stubborn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sloth...cos im still in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A red setter

A good pedigree..Beutiful and a rare breed nowadays

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By *charliesCouple
over a year ago

retford

Koala cute but can be vicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wolf.

My eyes are like a wolves eyes and I have a keen sense of smell.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

that makes two of us then...

Wolf

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

A fox. As soon as they see me, posh types want to chase me down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

something low.

Probably slime-mould, though I believe it's debatable as to whether that's an actual animal or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tiger Grrrrrrrrr

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By *hris N KateCouple
over a year ago

Gainesville

A jackass of course

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By *layfulserfMan
over a year ago

Northolt

A panda, I eat shoot and leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A tiger Grrrrrrrrr

Thats

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