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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

IT'S THE 1ST DECEMBER WHICH MEANS IT'S.....

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S...! ! ! !

YAAAAAAY!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck off"

HAH! YA SCROOGE... BAH HUMBUG TO YOU TOO HEHEHEHEHE

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

love it

aS Noddy says Its CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I ordered all this stuff of amazon tonight, went to pay for it and me fucking credit card had run out 35 minutes previously and couldnt find my new one lol.

Christmas arrives on the 24th of december

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off"

I second that ^^^

Its not christmas til I have to wake my kids up and that only happens on December 25th

Shona

x x x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

That "C" word should be banned!!!! x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Shit, I am the thread killer again......... 2 nights in a row. boo hoo x

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Shit, I am the thread killer again......... 2 nights in a row. boo hoo x"

either you or me love xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

well I have answered you so must be me lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if its either of you pair its not me woo hoo

Ohh damn I answered didnt I??

Shona

x x x

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

"Well if its either of you pair its not me woo hoo

Ohh damn I answered didnt I??

Shona

x x x "

lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

sorry to inform all those of you who are looking forward to christmas but the goverment has decided that due to the economic climate it is going to cancel this years celibration's and move christmas onto the same footing as a leap year, thus allowing all to recover and pay for each christmas well before the next one comes round

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

WOOHOO, music to my ears!!! can you ask them to do the same with birthdays please xx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"WOOHOO, music to my ears!!! can you ask them to do the same with birthdays please xx

i'll put out a request at the next agm ok

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Much appreciated babe xx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"Much appreciated babe xx"

my pleasure ( i wish lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That "C" word should be banned!!!! x"

Does this mean we'll have Kitty calling everyone Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off"

pmsl, now that made me laugh cuz i was thinking the same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooooooooooooo looking forward to Christmas, but have to say New Year has a special appeal to me this year xxx

xxx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Hope the mods pull this thread soon, its bound to cause controversy, its not P C and besides I am the ORIGINAL scrooge ........................ see you all for the party on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shopping and cardfs all bought ages ago.....will have to buy a mince pie for Santa this year.....oven fu**ed...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shopping and cardfs all bought ages ago.....will have to buy a mince pie for Santa this year.....oven fu**ed...lol

i've got cards i bought the last few years and never wrote, does that count, other than that i've got zilch so far lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not buying cards for everyone this year, donating to Alfie's fund instead... saves writers cramp too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IT'S THE 1ST DECEMBER WHICH MEANS IT'S.....

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S...! ! ! !

YAAAAAAY!!!

Christmas. Lets be honest here, the true meaning of Christmas has long gone. Nothing more than commercial hype, for adults its time off and the excuse for a party/piss up and to over indulge..whatever....for children its toy time and father Christmas...Jesus Christ...who is he? For years at my childrens school there has been no story of the nativity only half arse shows whereby the teachers have their moment of glory to extract talent from the children and finish off by blowing sunshine up each others arses. Not even a Christmas carol sung. When you consider it is, or supposed to be a religous event...for the best part what a bunch of hypocritical heathens we are!

TV (not trannys), that sucks too..all these advertisements that are rammed down our throats by the like of Jamie twoting, lisping Oliver depicting such idyllic Christmas settings in a world of affluence..what a load of bollocks.

Don't get me wrong, I love the time of Christmas.....but..I hate what its become!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shopping and cardfs all bought ages ago.....will have to buy a mince pie for Santa this year.....oven fu**ed...lol

Imagine school Xmas Fayre, Father Xmas and he's telling the kids to put out carrots for reindeer, mince pie for him (a small one), and a glass of brandy!! Asked him when Santa started drinking brandy lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off

I second that ^^^

Its not christmas til I have to wake my kids up and that only happens on December 25th

Shona

x x x "

Same goes for us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not buying cards for everyone this year, donating to Alfie's fund instead... saves writers cramp too lol

awww hun xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sooooooooooooo looking forward to Christmas, but have to say New Year has a special appeal to me this year xxx

xxx"
Don't forget its two christmass this year

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

bugger off..some of us still havent had our birthdays yet !!!

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"bugger off..some of us still havent had our birthdays yet !!! "

I really dont believe that....i think youve had a few birthdays by now...

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"bugger off..some of us still havent had our birthdays yet !!!

I really dont believe that....i think youve had a few birthdays by now...

more than i care to think about lol ...but this years hasnt arrived quite yet - it's very close tho

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"bugger off..some of us still havent had our birthdays yet !!!

I really dont believe that....i think youve had a few birthdays by now...

more than i care to think about lol ...but this years hasnt arrived quite yet - it's very close tho

Are you telling everyone because you want more presents?..

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"bugger off..some of us still havent had our birthdays yet !!!

I really dont believe that....i think youve had a few birthdays by now...

more than i care to think about lol ...but this years hasnt arrived quite yet - it's very close tho

Are you telling everyone because you want more presents?..

lol "any" would be the word

but nooo... just so they stop talking about the C word

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"bugger off..some of us still havent had our birthdays yet !!!

I really dont believe that....i think youve had a few birthdays by now...

more than i care to think about lol ...but this years hasnt arrived quite yet - it's very close tho

Are you telling everyone because you want more presents?..

lol "any" would be the word

but nooo... just so they stop talking about the C word

The "C" word...i didnt see anyone say "c**t" anywhere here....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Fuck off

I second that ^^^

Its not christmas til I have to wake my kids up and that only happens on December 25th

Shona

x x x "

I really do think you should wake them more often than 1 day a year

Mind you it must have its advantages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah poor me, could be in hosi xmas day. just got me op date thru for the 16th....fingers crossed huh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ah poor me, could be in hosi xmas day. just got me op date thru for the 16th....fingers crossed huh!!!"

Good luck with it Honey, lots of hugs to take with you xxx

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off

I second that ^^^

Its not christmas til I have to wake my kids up and that only happens on December 25th

Shona

x x x

I really do think you should wake them more often than 1 day a year

Mind you it must have its advantages

Next you will be telling me I have to change the newspaper in the bottom of their cage more than once a month!!!

Shona

x x x

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Fuck off

I second that ^^^

Its not christmas til I have to wake my kids up and that only happens on December 25th

Shona

x x x

I really do think you should wake them more often than 1 day a year

Mind you it must have its advantages

Next you will be telling me I have to change the newspaper in the bottom of their cage more than once a month!!!

Shona

x x x "

Are you going for the mum of the year competition, who you trying to impress, changing the paper in the cage EVERY month....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off

I second that ^^^

Its not christmas til I have to wake my kids up and that only happens on December 25th

Shona

x x x

I really do think you should wake them more often than 1 day a year

Mind you it must have its advantages

Next you will be telling me I have to change the newspaper in the bottom of their cage more than once a month!!!

Shona

x x x

Are you going for the mum of the year competition, who you trying to impress, changing the paper in the cage EVERY month....

Well there is 2 if them in there and they aint that small anymore and it is only one sheet of newspaper

Shona

x x x

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By *artin216Man
over a year ago

Spilsby

"Fuck off

I second that ^^^

Its not christmas til I have to wake my kids up and that only happens on December 25th

Shona

x x x

I really do think you should wake them more often than 1 day a year

Mind you it must have its advantages

Next you will be telling me I have to change the newspaper in the bottom of their cage more than once a month!!!

Shona

x x x

Are you going for the mum of the year competition, who you trying to impress, changing the paper in the cage EVERY month....

Well there is 2 if them in there and they aint that small anymore and it is only one sheet of newspaper

Shona

x x x "

Thats ok then, i hate show off's....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah well, the sooner it gets here, the sooner the fecking thing is over again ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Christmas everyone!

We have our decorations up (I ate the chocolates of the tree already)

We have some wine, sweets and mince pies at hand and ready to go

We love christmas

Tony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nadolig Llawen (merry christmas) everyone .... I have a new kinky santa dress and a new pink fishnet dress, just need somewhere to wear them

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By *imnher2Woman
over a year ago

watford

"sorry to inform all those of you who are looking forward to christmas but the goverment has decided that due to the economic climate it is going to cancel this years celibration's and move christmas onto the same footing as a leap year, thus allowing all to recover and pay for each christmas well before the next one comes round

noooooooo u cant cancel christmas its my b/day so double bubble for me wooo hooo (iwish)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IT'S THE 1ST DECEMBER WHICH MEANS IT'S.....

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S...! ! ! !

YAAAAAAY!!!

Don't get me wrong, I love the time of Christmas.....but..I hate what its become!

Some of us are proud to be Heathens and celebrate Yule ... re-birth of the Sun rather than the dubious circumstances of one human ... much more fun too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nadolig Llawen (merry christmas) everyone .... I have a new kinky santa dress and a new pink fishnet dress, just need somewhere to wear them

Ahem! *cough* ... I hear Newcastle is nice this time of year... *cough* Ahem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

right you boring buggers ...ITS CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! decs coming out tomoz ....pressies half bought (what the hell do you buy a 18 yr old and 19 yr old ?) xmas dress brought ... only prob is ....i only got one day off for crimbo ... xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IT'S THE 1ST DECEMBER WHICH MEANS IT'S.....

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S...! ! ! !

YAAAAAAY!!!

Don't get me wrong, I love the time of Christmas.....but..I hate what its become!

Some of us are proud to be Heathens and celebrate Yule ... re-birth of the Sun rather than the dubious circumstances of one human ... much more fun too

Why are people so miserable about Christmas? You'd think they'd welcome a brief respite from all the crap we have to endure for the rest of the year... even if it is transient and Christmas is over-commercialised... so what, everyone is allowed to make a buck aren't they? We all go to work and would stiff the next guy for an extra £1 per hour.

I'm not a religious person so JC & The Nativity Trio mean absolutely nothing to me but I love the whole Tree/Lights/Decs/Holly/Turkey side of things. I love having my kids together under one roof and watching them open their pressies. I love doing family stuff that isn't available the rest of the year, reliving Christmases from long ago, watching the films, hearing Carol Singers, building a snowman (if it ever snows on Christmas)... What's not to like about all that stuff?

M.E.R.R.Y... C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S... !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not quite so much fun when you are the one that is working boxing day ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and xmas eve

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"not quite so much fun when you are the one that is working boxing day ...."

And New's years Eve nights

+ New Years Day nights!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crap isnt it ? xxx and gets you really naffed off with all the folks talking bout xmas ....oooooh ive got odd day off in new year ..woooopie dooxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"crap isnt it ? xxx and gets you really naffed off with all the folks talking bout xmas ....oooooh ive got odd day off in new year ..woooopie dooxxxxx

Weren't you just calling everyone miserable buggers for not enjoying Xmas?

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"crap isnt it ? xxx and gets you really naffed off with all the folks talking bout xmas ....oooooh ive got odd day off in new year ..woooopie dooxxxxx

I work permanent nights, just so happens this year my shift rota falls on Boxing Day / New Years Eve, and New Years Day, never mind, e can celebrate the 1st week in January when everyone else is skint and had enough!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"crap isnt it ? xxx and gets you really naffed off with all the folks talking bout xmas ....oooooh ive got odd day off in new year ..woooopie dooxxxxx

The company I work for has an annual shut down over Xmas as it has limited support cover. This year's shut down is a week earlier than usual so I finish on the 10th Dec and go back on 11th Jan. I have to keep holidays aside to cover the break but I love having the whole month off over Xmas as it means I can concentrate on getting ready for Xmas and doing stuff with the family.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

That's a good break, don't pity you getting up on your 1st day back tho!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's a good break, don't pity you getting up on your 1st day back tho!

I work nights, 4 nights per week, Mon-Thu but only do a couple of hours each night as it's job 'n' knock. Leaves me plenty of 'recovery time' lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IT'S THE 1ST DECEMBER WHICH MEANS IT'S.....

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S...! ! ! !

YAAAAAAY!!!

Don't get me wrong, I love the time of Christmas.....but..I hate what its become!

Some of us are proud to be Heathens and celebrate Yule ... re-birth of the Sun rather than the dubious circumstances of one human ... much more fun too

M.E.R.R.Y... C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S... !!!

OI!!!! Don't be including my comment in your rant!!! We lurve Xmas in this house, even though we work parts of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IT'S THE 1ST DECEMBER WHICH MEANS IT'S.....

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S...! ! ! !

YAAAAAAY!!!

Don't get me wrong, I love the time of Christmas.....but..I hate what its become!

Some of us are proud to be Heathens and celebrate Yule ... re-birth of the Sun rather than the dubious circumstances of one human ... much more fun too

M.E.R.R.Y... C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S... !!!

Well, I'm not overly religous though I do have some beliefs and as I said I enjoy Christmas myself since I too have young and older children. Here is the onion....if it was not for the nativity...you know, Jesus Christ,Mary,Joseph,three wise men and all that other shit....there would be NO Christmas and that includes Santa,trees,lights,reindeer and wait for it..Christmas Day...DU!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IT'S THE 1ST DECEMBER WHICH MEANS IT'S.....

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S...! ! ! !

YAAAAAAY!!!

OI!!!! Don't be including my comment in your rant!!! We lurve Xmas in this house, even though we work parts of it

I ain't ranting, I love Xmas. Just trying to understand why some people don't like the Xmas Atmos, ya know!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"ah poor me, could be in hosi xmas day. just got me op date thru for the 16th....fingers crossed huh!!!"

(((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OI!!!! Don't be including my comment in your rant!!! We lurve Xmas in this house, even though we work parts of it

I ain't ranting, I love Xmas. Just trying to understand why some people don't like the Xmas Atmos, ya know!

Oh OK

sos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm sorry to bust your bubble, but folk were having fun and celebrating this time of year long before JC was a baby

There would def be the tree and lights, maybe not the reindeer and Im sure America would have found some way to invent Santa IMHO

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

SANTA'S ON HIS WAY,

THE CHILDREN ARE PREPARING,

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY,

HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN SWEARING.

That's Kitty fucked then!! No pressies for you my sweet, although if you're REEEEEALLY nice I might SWING by and leave you some nicies in your BOX!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well we're gonna bugger off to stevenage for the night over crimbo and have a right giggle ... ok I know it's hardly warmer climes but just as naughty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stevenage! ffs... we go north and you cum East... we're beginning to think you don't like Newcastle lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stevenage! ffs... we go north and you cum East... we're beginning to think you don't like Newcastle lol xx"

Oi look here sunshine .... I like geordies whay aye man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Uh huh, okaaaaay then.... See you soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tidy like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tidy like

Bumpity-bump....

IT'S.......

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"tidy like

Bumpity-bump....

IT'S.......

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S!!!

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you are asking for a spanking ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tidy like

Bumpity-bump....

IT'S.......

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S!!!

you are asking for a spanking ya know

Bring it on baby!!! Yum Yum!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"tidy like

Bumpity-bump....

IT'S.......

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S!!!

you are asking for a spanking ya know

Bring it on baby!!! Yum Yum!!!

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you wont like me when im angry!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tidy like

Bumpity-bump....

IT'S.......

C...H...R...I...S...T...M...A...S!!!

you are asking for a spanking ya know

Bring it on baby!!! Yum Yum!!!

you wont like me when im angry!!!

You couldn't stay angry with me if ya tried, I'm far too lovable hehehe

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