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"Nanna  use your filofax!"I can't, I can't find it  | |||
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"Nanna use your filofax!
I can't, I can't find it "Did you file it in a safe place?  | |||
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"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?" You get to imagine you're being fucked by The Incredible Hulk. | |||
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"Swap a couple about and buy melons. " I already have melons | |||
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"Is there something I should know about cucumbers? You get to imagine you're being fucked by The Incredible Hulk." He's a bit ugly though. | |||
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"Is there something I should know about cucumbers?" I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade! | |||
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"I need iced coffee and tampons. " Is that one of the summer specials they do at Starbucks? | |||
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"Is there something I should know about cucumbers? You get to imagine you're being fucked by The Incredible Hulk. He's a bit ugly though. " Also works for the jolly green giant or a Martian  | |||
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"Is there something I should know about cucumbers? I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade!" Is Stevia low fodmap? I can't remember what I wanted the lemons for now  | |||
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"Is there something I should know about cucumbers? You get to imagine you're being fucked by The Incredible Hulk. He's a bit ugly though. Also works for the jolly green giant or a Martian "I could imagine a handsome Martian I suppose. | |||
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"Is there something I should know about cucumbers? I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade! Is Stevia low fodmap? I can't remember what I wanted the lemons for now "Yes, it's a zero-calorie natural sweetener that's sweeter than sugar. An amazing plant really! | |||
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"Is there something I should know about cucumbers? I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade! Is Stevia low fodmap? I can't remember what I wanted the lemons for now
Yes, it's a zero-calorie natural sweetener that's sweeter than sugar. An amazing plant really!"And it is low fodmap
It's probably dearer than gold but I don't use sugar often so I'll invest. | |||
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"Is there something I should know about cucumbers? I don't get the joke either. I was going to suggest also getting Stevia so you can prepare a nice lemonade! Is Stevia low fodmap? I can't remember what I wanted the lemons for now
Yes, it's a zero-calorie natural sweetener that's sweeter than sugar. An amazing plant really!
And it is low fodmap
It's probably dearer than gold but I don't use sugar often so I'll invest."I don't think it's that expensive - keep in mind it's ~200x sweeter than sugar, so when you compare prices of sugar Vs Stevia, the latter needs to be divided by 200. | |||
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"I was going to ask why you needed lemons but I see you've forgotten. Was it for cooking or cleaning? Do you remember when women's magazines used to advise you to sit with your elbows in half a lemon to remove 'unsightly ' brown colouring ? "No, I don't remember that little snippet of advice. Did it work. I remembered why I want lemons. It's for lemon water in the mornings. I'm trying to swap good stuff for chocolate. | |||
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"Werthers." I'm tempted to crunch them and I need all my leftover teeth. | |||
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"I was going to ask why you needed lemons but I see you've forgotten. Was it for cooking or cleaning? Do you remember when women's magazines used to advise you to sit with your elbows in half a lemon to remove 'unsightly ' brown colouring ?
No, I don't remember that little snippet of advice. Did it work.
I remembered why I want lemons.
It's for lemon water in the mornings. I'm trying to swap good stuff for chocolate. "I didn't try it. I can't see my elbows so I don't care  .
Lemon water vs chocolate...hmm | |||
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"I was going to ask why you needed lemons but I see you've forgotten. Was it for cooking or cleaning? Do you remember when women's magazines used to advise you to sit with your elbows in half a lemon to remove 'unsightly ' brown colouring ?
No, I don't remember that little snippet of advice. Did it work.
I remembered why I want lemons.
It's for lemon water in the mornings. I'm trying to swap good stuff for chocolate.
I didn't try it. I can't see my elbows so I don't care .
Lemon water vs chocolate...hmm"I'm thinking of my gut health. Maybe I can have both. | |||
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"Bisto "Did you find out the hard way? | |||
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"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August. " A lemon shaped one. | |||
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Did you find out the hard way?"Criminal offence in our house! | |||
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"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August. A lemon shaped one." Ooo. That’s a good idea. Maybe I’ll just use a lemon? | |||
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"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August. " Original Source? | |||
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"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init" Idk ask the people that gentrified east London. They’ll know | |||
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"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August. Original Source?" As in mint? | |||
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"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init" Its acid, is that good for you, now? | |||
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"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init Its acid, is that good for you, now?" What’s not good about acid? Everyone was doing it in the 90s | |||
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"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August. Original Source?" Flavoured? I wouldn't go for Reggae Reggae that might sting a bit... Oh, you said source... d'oh | |||
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"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init Its acid, is that good for you, now?" Not for your tooth enamel, no. | |||
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"I need to source a butt plug by the 3rd August. Original Source? As in mint? "They do lemon too | |||
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"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init Its acid, is that good for you, now? What’s not good about acid? Everyone was doing it in the 90s" Were you even born then?  | |||
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"Whats so good about lemon water? it’s cleaner init Its acid, is that good for you, now? What’s not good about acid? Everyone was doing it in the 90s Were you even born then? " not for most of the 90s no | |||
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"Whats so good about lemon water?" I'm hoping it will help clear my throat. A source of Vitamin C. Good for digestion. Better for you than Cherry Lucozade. | |||
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