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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm sad and need cheering up, can I hear your best or worst jokes...please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sad and need cheering up, can I hear your best or worst jokes...please

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Seven dwarfs in a boat feeling happy

so he got out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I couldn’t make out if someone was waving at me, or the person behind me.

In other news, I just lost my job as a lifeguard.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

People take it the wrong way, get offended. I get banned.

Best to just stick to a creampie in the face type humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxer's assistant yesterday. The job entailed removing ladies knickers, preparing the fanny for waxing, then rubbing oil into the fanny after the waxing.

When I asked in the job centre about it they said I had to go to Cornwall.

I said why, is that where the job is?

They said no that's where the back of the fucking queue is.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I saw a job advertised as a fanny waxer's assistant yesterday. The job entailed removing ladies knickers, preparing the fanny for waxing, then rubbing oil into the fanny after the waxing.

When I asked in the job centre about it they said I had to go to Cornwall.

I said why, is that where the job is?

They said no that's where the back of the fucking queue is.

Haha!

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Commentary in parentheses.

A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table drinking when a very beautiful woman (PrincessPuddleDuck) walks in and sits down at the bar.

The mathematician sighs. "I'd like to talk to her, but first I have to cover half the distance between where we are and where she is, then half of the distance that remains, then half of that distance, and so on. The series is infinite. There'll always be some finite distance between us."

The engineer gets up and starts walking. "Ah, well, I figure I can get close enough for all practical purposes." (Yes, I'm an engineer

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I got a job as a zoo keeper only lasted a week and got sacked. The signs said don't feed the animals so I didn't

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"I'm sad and need cheering up, can I hear your best or worst jokes...please

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Seven dwarfs in a boat feeling happy

so he got out"

Then the all started feeling grumpy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young Japanese couple are arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex.

Husband says "Sukitaka Moretikana"

Wife replies "Komwawishan ju canti nu"

Husband angrily shouts "Tokwuaga Hideo Kojiimà"

Wife starts to cry" Wakarimashata

Ruito Mytagu"

Husband shouts angrily again "Na Shinjen Gorjiha"

Can't believe you horny fuckers just read that when you probably don't know any Japanese. Just because you thought it was about erotic sex.

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