FabSwingers.com forum: Yet more jokes

By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

I'm sorry to have to announce that, after much deliberation, I've had to take the difficult decision to close my chicken dating service.

It simply wasn't viable to continue, as I was struggling to make hens meet...

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Thats a foul joke.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

At least you're not cocking about with your decision.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Not as eggciting as you thought it would be?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Apparently in Hawaii its illegal to laugh loudly..

You're only allowed A Low Ha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I walked past the cinema earlier and saw a large line of people all dressed in Pink eating Burgers..

I asked one of them what was going on ..

He said " it's a Barbie Queue "

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By *entleman_of_pleasure OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

BREAKING NEWS: A new study has discovered that active dogs bark an average of 487 times a day.

However, the lead scientist on the study, Dr Hand Free, said: "While we are confident in these early results we must remember that this is still a ruff estimate."

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

An old bloke is stopped by the police at 1.45am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies "My wife!"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"An old bloke is stopped by the police at 1.45am and is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."

The officer then asks "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"

The man replies "My wife!""

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

I got a limited edition bottle of Tippex for my birthday. It’s a corrector’s item.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I got a limited edition bottle of Tippex for my birthday. It’s a corrector’s item."

Now your just blurring the lines

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