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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But after two days of cooking I think I need to lay down and nap

.

Has anyone else taken up something they don't usually do? My cooking skills end at cooking rice to perfection (which is quite hard apparently). If Mr gets this job then it's down to me to cook every single night for a number of months

F

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"But after two days of cooking I think I need to lay down and nap

.

Has anyone else taken up something they don't usually do? My cooking skills end at cooking rice to perfection (which is quite hard apparently). If Mr gets this job then it's down to me to cook every single night for a number of months

F"

Is the job really worth all that suffering? Think about it.

Both the cooking and eating of the final product.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Is the job really worth all that suffering? Think about it.

Both the cooking and eating of the final product. "

Missing out on a pay rise or food poisoning.. I'm not actually sure

F

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

The pay rise can pay for takeaways. Win-win.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"The pay rise can pay for takeaways. Win-win."

Beat me to it

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The pay rise can pay for takeaways. Win-win.

Beat me to it

LvM"

You both don't realise how big my appetite is

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, he cooks ?

I’m sending Mr to yours for some lessons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait, he cooks ?

I’m sending Mr to yours for some lessons "

99.9% of the time, yes. All meals too! I'm a lucky lady

F

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"The pay rise can pay for takeaways. Win-win.

Beat me to it

LvM

You both don't realise how big my appetite is

F"

I'd heard you could take a lot of sausage...

LvM

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

Make him get a freezer and microwave then he can batch cook your meals in advance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of all the different types of rice you could eat with the pay rise though

Sticking ith the food themes, I've started to do my meal prep again since before the new year. It's effort though to batch cook everything on a Sunday when it's valuable "doing nothing" time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'd heard you could take a lot of sausage...

LvM"

You've seen me in action before. Wasn't there 10 last time? Remember shouting at everyone to be quiet because love island was on?

F

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make him get a freezer and microwave then he can batch cook your meals in advance. "

Surprisingly, we already have those two things

F

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

It s simple, just Chuck stuff you think go together into a pan and onto a plate when not quite burnt

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"My cooking skills end at cooking rice to perfection (which is quite hard apparently)."

It isn't! Do you use a saucepan? In which case:

(Uncle Roger voice) Haiya! World War 2 is over, use technology. Use a rice cooker!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"But after two days of cooking I think I need to lay down and nap

.

Has anyone else taken up something they don't usually do? My cooking skills end at cooking rice to perfection (which is quite hard apparently). If Mr gets this job then it's down to me to cook every single night for a number of months

F"

I'll buy you a kebab for a quickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, he cooks ?

I’m sending Mr to yours for some lessons

99.9% of the time, yes. All meals too! I'm a lucky lady

F"

Right you don’t need to rub it in

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Wait, he cooks ?

I’m sending Mr to yours for some lessons

99.9% of the time, yes. All meals too! I'm a lucky lady

F

Right you don’t need to rub it in "

Home made lasagne for a quickie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cooking skills end at cooking rice to perfection (which is quite hard apparently).

It isn't! Do you use a saucepan? In which case:

(Uncle Roger voice) Haiya! World War 2 is over, use technology. Use a rice cooker!"

Rice cooker?! Nooo, that's the lazy way of cooking rice!

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait, he cooks ?

I’m sending Mr to yours for some lessons

99.9% of the time, yes. All meals too! I'm a lucky lady

F

Right you don’t need to rub it in

Home made lasagne for a quickie"

That almost made me say yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t that the woman’s job anyway?

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London


"My cooking skills end at cooking rice to perfection (which is quite hard apparently).

It isn't! Do you use a saucepan? In which case:

(Uncle Roger voice) Haiya! World War 2 is over, use technology. Use a rice cooker!

Rice cooker?! Nooo, that's the lazy way of cooking rice!

F"

Do you willingly want to tire yourself out with a "non-lazy" way of cooking rice and risk it being imperfect? I thought this thread was about you adjusting to cooking more lol. In which case, you should use all the help you can get!

As Bill Gates said: "I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it."

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"But after two days of cooking I think I need to lay down and nap

.

Has anyone else taken up something they don't usually do? My cooking skills end at cooking rice to perfection (which is quite hard apparently). If Mr gets this job then it's down to me to cook every single night for a number of months

F"

If you cook the rice I’ll cook something to go with it. Deal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait, he cooks ?

I’m sending Mr to yours for some lessons

99.9% of the time, yes. All meals too! I'm a lucky lady

F

Right you don’t need to rub it in

Home made lasagne for a quickie

That almost made me say yes. "

I mean I can cook almost anything to a semi decent standard (not professional) but I'd want to exchange it for not a quickie.... Maybe you and F getting it on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"But after two days of cooking I think I need to lay down and nap

.

Has anyone else taken up something they don't usually do? My cooking skills end at cooking rice to perfection (which is quite hard apparently). If Mr gets this job then it's down to me to cook every single night for a number of months

F

If you cook the rice I’ll cook something to go with it. Deal? "

Oi don't try to undercut me

That's my job

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"But after two days of cooking I think I need to lay down and nap

.

Has anyone else taken up something they don't usually do? My cooking skills end at cooking rice to perfection (which is quite hard apparently). If Mr gets this job then it's down to me to cook every single night for a number of months

F

If you cook the rice I’ll cook something to go with it. Deal?

Oi don't try to undercut me

That's my job "

Merely a helping hand… or two

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"Wait, he cooks ?

I’m sending Mr to yours for some lessons

99.9% of the time, yes. All meals too! I'm a lucky lady

F

Right you don’t need to rub it in

Home made lasagne for a quickie

That almost made me say yes. "

Look for you I'll throw in armpit kissing and really, hard sex. Deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a Fab meet up. Fuck n cook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put a Fab meet up. Fuck n cook. "

Doin it right now

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put a Fab meet up. Fuck n cook.

Doin it right now

F"

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