FabSwingers.com forum: The perfect cock

By *obbymonk OP Man
over a year ago

york

I have been told from a long time friend off here I have the perfect cock! What do you lovely lot think?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

I'm must have been busy that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your friend sounds like a nice person.

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By *uke_silverMan
over a year ago

London

Disappointed - I thought the title was the perfect "cook" - and there'd be some discussion of spices or something lol.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

Rule 1 - people lie

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think your friend is kind.

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Not like a barbu d’uccle, a plymouth rock or a langshan. Now, they are on the list of top ten best roosters. Pretty sure yours isn't on that list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brave OP. Very brave

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

It's as ugly as the rest OP

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By *imber wolfMan
over a year ago

Aycliffe

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and judging by your photos, probably a cum shot too

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

That was nice of him to tell you that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to have to tell you this but it looks like a lot of the other cocks on here. Maybe they were being kind

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Is this a thread crossover? Is this the answer to the 10 question? You have a lovely friend OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, for me a cock is only pleasurable when it's attached to a man that has some substance to him and he wants to pleasure a woman. I don't have a perfect looking cock criteria and the look doesn't actually matter (obviously sores and warts at the like appearing absolutely does matter).

In fact I've seen so many cock pics it is actually a turn off now.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

“Have” or “are”

The two are easily misheard when ego needs them to be

FYI: The “perfect” cock is all in the performance! Without that it’s just to look at… then all your “friend” is telling you is that your cock looks slightly less worse than the last plucked goose hanging in the butcher’s window at closing time on Xmas eve

*Sorry bud, cheap jibes for chuckles

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One person's perfect is another's disaster, OP.

Sounds like you've found a good match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Martin

Oh…cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m less of a cock gal and more of a…ball gal

Love a ballsack me

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By *obbymonk OP Man
over a year ago

york

"I'm must have been busy that day

cheeky lol

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"Hmm, for me a cock is only pleasurable when it's attached to a man that has some substance to him and he wants to pleasure a woman. I don't have a perfect looking cock criteria and the look doesn't actually matter (obviously sores and warts at the like appearing absolutely does matter).

In fact I've seen so many cock pics it is actually a turn off now."

100 this

*also, same applies to pics of any orifice being displayed in a manor best reserved for those special requests by gynaecologists, proctologist and dentists

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over a year ago

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By *obbymonk OP Man
over a year ago

york

Thanks for the feedback folks

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"In"

Ladies and gentlemen!

I present to you THE perfect cock!

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

I wouldn’t frame a picture of it and have it over our fireplace.

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By *obbymonk OP Man
over a year ago

york

"That was nice of him to tell you that."

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In

Ladies and gentlemen!

I present to you THE perfect cock! "

Now you owe me a coffee and a clean top.

Warn me before you're going to be that funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So I guess for your friend, its perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Ladies and gentlemen!

I present to you THE perfect cock! "

the person, not the penis part!!

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By *obbymonk OP Man
over a year ago

york

"I think your friend sounds like a nice person.

Yes very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your friend sounds like a nice person.

Yes very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most amount of cock pics I’ve seen in a profile I’ll give you that lol

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear OP, I wholeheartedly agree — you have a perfectly perfect çøçk.

Alas, you are using it imperfectly. It's like having the most exquisitely kiln-forged and hand crafted Samurai Sword...but misusing it as a bread knife. It's wasted on you, dear sir. Take up celibacy.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Your friend was just being a good friend OP

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Is your friend Stevie Wonder OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway

Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours

Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend

Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night

So there can’t be a perfect cock for me

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway

Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours

Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend

Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night

So there can’t be a perfect cock for me "
,,,, i agree no such thing as a perfect cock

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway

Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours

Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend

Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night

So there can’t be a perfect cock for me "

Thanks cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway

Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours

Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend

Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night

So there can’t be a perfect cock for me ,,,, i agree no such thing as a perfect cock"

Yip there isnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway

Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours

Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend

Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night

So there can’t be a perfect cock for me

Thanks cock "

Ooo come on Rex don’t pretend you don’t want to I know you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impossible.

There can't be two of us.

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By *onny boy cMan
over a year ago

chorlton

Not got a clue sorry do some look better than others?

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By *obbymonk OP Man
over a year ago

york

Some very nasty and bitter people on here

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Some very nasty and bitter people on here

thread was a cock up, if that's any consolation

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Some very nasty and bitter people on here

thread was a cock up, if that's any consolation"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Some very nasty and bitter people on here

Why do you think that?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I think a cock is a cock and it's the man that makes it perfect

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Some very nasty and bitter people on here

Your friend likes it OP and thats all that matters.

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By *ingerie whoreTV/TS
over a year ago

kirk hammerton

"I’m less of a cock gal and more of a…ball gal

Love a ballsack me "
you can check mine out anytime xx

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Bit bendy for my taste.

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

It’s a very brave man to put that title up. I have been told many things over the years regarding my cock some good some not so good, they have stayed between me and that person.

We are all different and like different things, what one fine perfect and wonderful another finds fault and dislike.

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By *obbymonk OP Man
over a year ago

york

"Some very nasty and bitter people on here

Why do you think that?

I don’t think it I know it! Some terrible people on here

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By *obbymonk OP Man
over a year ago

york

"It’s a very brave man to put that title up. I have been told many things over the years regarding my cock some good some not so good, they have stayed between me and that person.

We are all different and like different things, what one fine perfect and wonderful another finds fault and dislike. "

Not brave at all really , it was just an opinion I wanted to share but like I say there is a lot of nasty twisted people on this site

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Some very nasty and bitter people on here

Why do you think that?

I don’t think it I know it! Some terrible people on here "

Because they didn't agree or try to blow smoke up your arse giving you the reaction you wanted?

You asked what they thought, they told you.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Some very nasty and bitter people on here

Why do you think that?

I don’t think it I know it! Some terrible people on here "

Aww nobody else but your friend telling you that you have a perfect penis?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

It's got a nice curve to it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still in"

Hahahahaha, get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still in

Hahahahaha, get out.

But....but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the equivalent of a guy telling a women she gives THE BEST blow jobs.

People lie during sex.

But if you like it OP, who gives a fuck.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I have been told from a long time friend off here I have the perfect cock! What do you lovely lot think? "

I like it.

I’m gonna say yes

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Still in"

And still THE perfect cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still in

And still THE perfect cock! "

How come you've seen it and I haven't? Did you see it on face pic Friday?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Bit bendy for my taste. "

So you like Fab straight cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still in

And still THE perfect cock! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's got a nice curve to it x"

Is it a curve, or is it bent?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Still in

And still THE perfect cock!

How come you've seen it and I haven't? Did you see it on face pic Friday?

Maybe!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"It’s a very brave man to put that title up. I have been told many things over the years regarding my cock some good some not so good, they have stayed between me and that person.

We are all different and like different things, what one fine perfect and wonderful another finds fault and dislike.

Not brave at all really , it was just an opinion I wanted to share but like I say there is a lot of nasty twisted people on this site "

But god forbid anyone else has an opinion.

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By *oryou47Man
over a year ago

carlow

"Bit bendy for my taste. "

I thought a bend was all the better for the woman

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"It's got a nice curve to it x

Is it a curve, or is it bent?"

Does it curve or bend the other way once it passes over the equator?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Bit bendy for my taste.

So you like Fab straight cock? "

I like it straight yes. But not fab straight as that would have a 90 degree angle to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's got a nice curve to it x

Is it a curve, or is it bent?

Does it curve or bend the other way once it passes over the equator?

Interesting question, I think we may need some antipideans to answer that for us.

Where are the researchers from Sydney Uni when you need them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry op there is no such thing as a perfect cock well for me anyway

Sometimes I crave a big one to split me for a couple off hours

Sometimes I crave smaller ones to take me for the weekend

Sometimes I crave a medium or average one to satisfy me for the night

So there can’t be a perfect cock for me "

Just say you crave them all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I can't say until I've seen it in a cock fight and win..

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