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"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells " • This is so very true. I'm not looking for details....I'm just...looking for details. | |||
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea BUT... I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc. Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate. I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out. So sometimes? It could be a good idea. " thank you Meli, this gave me a good giggle today! | |||
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea BUT... I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc. Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate. I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out. So sometimes? It could be a good idea. " • Thank you ex-wife, this is very Sunday 'chucklefactor'! | |||
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea BUT... I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc. Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate. I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out. So sometimes? It could be a good idea. " | |||
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"I’ve seen online people keeping diaries with dates, ratings out of 10, whether they’d came or not.. " See, that feels like the sort of person who missed all their deadlines at university because they spent so much time making perfectly devised ‘revision schedules’ there was no time left to actually do any work. | |||
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" See, that feels like the sort of person who missed all their deadlines at university because they spent so much time making perfectly devised ‘revision schedules’ there was no time left to actually do any work." You’re just describing me there.. | |||
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"You’re just describing me there.. " Pop me in your planner and I promise not to take the piss out of you for using different coloured pens for different partners. | |||
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"I have a sheet of A6 paper " Show off, I use the back of a stamp | |||
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"I have a sheet of A6 paper " • Is it parchment paper? Either way it's a simple and effective way to keep a log of your lovers. | |||
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"You’re just describing me there.. · Pop me in your planner and I promise not to take the piss out of you for using different coloured pens for different partners. " • I think this is a match made in heaven, RTG. | |||
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"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells " With exception to well worded, honest bit somewhat vague verifications of course. | |||
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"I'm far too shy for that kinda thing, but I could write mine on a postage stamp. " Have you seen the price of stamps these days! For what I'd have to write ( ) it's really not worth the cost. | |||
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"I don’t but wish I’d written a personal diary. I might have a go, I’ve a good memory when it comes to people & how I felt at the time." • Have you thought about leaving a unique serial number tattoo'd on the derrière of your womenfolk? | |||
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"You’re just describing me there.. · Pop me in your planner and I promise not to take the piss out of you for using different coloured pens for different partners. • I think this is a match made in heaven, RTG. " Yes, yes it is. | |||
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"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells " Mouth shut,legs open!! Gossip gets you killed!! | |||
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"I don’t but wish I’d written a personal diary. I might have a go, I’ve a good memory when it comes to people & how I felt at the time. • Have you thought about leaving a unique serial number tattoo'd on the derrière of your womenfolk? " I couldn’t he so cruel ……have you seen Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind ? most of them need that after me. | |||
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"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells • This is so very true. I'm not looking for details....I'm just...looking for details. " Glad we cleared that up my dear fellow | |||
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"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells Mouth shut,legs open!! Gossip gets you killed!! " Loose lips sink ships. But can be fun to suck and lick | |||
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"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD " • KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye. | |||
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"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD • KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye. " I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests | |||
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"I'm far too shy for that kinda thing, but I could write mine on a postage stamp. Have you seen the price of stamps these days! For what I'd have to write ( ) it's really not worth the cost." • If the romantic encounter was priceless could you capture it on a Penny Black of equal value? | |||
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"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD • KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye. · I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests " • Mine are kept in Cohorts and paid in Sestertii. | |||
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"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD • KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye. · I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests • Mine are kept in Cohorts and paid in Sestertii." When you saw and conquered, did you come too? | |||
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"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD • KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye. · I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests • Mine are kept in Cohorts and paid in Sestertii. · When you saw and conquered, did you come too?" • I'll have to check my hand-scribbled notes... | |||
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"I have no idea on numbers and have forgotten a lot of names. Not like there's a ridiculous amount or anything, I've just never really felt the need to keep track." • I don't believe a word of it. You're being uncharacteristically modest. I've heard you're a champion lover extraordinaire. | |||
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"I have no idea on numbers and have forgotten a lot of names. Not like there's a ridiculous amount or anything, I've just never really felt the need to keep track. • I don't believe a word of it. You're being uncharacteristically modest. I've heard you're a champion lover extraordinaire." Haha! You heard wrong. I'm being truthful though - it's not something I've ever valued so have never paid any attention to it. I don't see the fascination in it. | |||
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"Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.)" • I can just imagine you sitting on the blog writing your memoirs, RTG. | |||
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"Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.) • I can just imagine you sitting on the blog writing your memoirs, RTG. " In a smoking jacket, with a pipe… | |||
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"Hang on, is the jacket smoking or am I?" • Both, my dear fellow, both. You're smokin' in more ways imaginable. | |||
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"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. " | |||
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"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. " Have you written both their names down? | |||
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"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. Have you written both their names down? " He ran out of ink | |||
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"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. " • Is this more than Wønkø but less than Brucey? | |||
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"I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me. " Ditto Tinder x | |||
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"I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me. " • For you, fåir måiden, I have set aside a green leather Smythson™ journal. Volume ¹... | |||
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"I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me. • For you, fåir måiden, I have set aside a green leather Smythson™ journal. Volume ¹... " Ah, my dear Nero, I'd expect nothing less from you! I'll try to be note worthy in Manchester | |||
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea BUT... I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc. Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate. …." hahaha. I have a good memory of who I’ve met….. also very few people to remember. I suppose that’s the upside of a single man syndrome on fab. Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. | |||
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea BUT... I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc. Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate. …. hahaha. I have a good memory of who I’ve met….. also very few people to remember. I suppose that’s the upside of a single man syndrome on fab. Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. " • Wôôdy, what is the "single man syndrome"...?? | |||
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"I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me. " You can do my accounts | |||
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"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea BUT... I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc. Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate. …. hahaha. I have a good memory of who I’ve met….. also very few people to remember. I suppose that’s the upside of a single man syndrome on fab. Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. • Wôôdy, what is the "single man syndrome"...?? " Single man syndrome - very little attention, which equates to very few peoples names to remember | |||
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"I can remember each and every one and i never give marks or anything like that jeez how weird would that be - hi Sandy I fucked you 2 months ago and im currently looking to fuck someone rated 7+ this weekend and wondered if you were free -? Now the notes i had were you didn’t kiss very well - have you done anything about that and the gagging was a bit offputting… Hello?? " • Oh, don't get wrong - this isn't about scorecards or ratings. It's simply about having an 'aide-mémoire'. | |||
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"Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.)" I too joined that list. I got laid a few times off the back of that blog which was a mix of contemporaneous reports on my current activities and recollections of past lovers. I remembered them then and can recall details of trysts and adventures from 20+ years back to this day. Can’t remember what I had for tea last Thursday though | |||
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"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. " People laughed but I wasn’t joking | |||
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"Do you scribble down your conquests information some where Nero?" • I'm really delighted that you asked this Mèlí. I use the extremely useful •Fab Notes• function found within each profile. It's invaluable for capturing my experiences from illicit interludes, titillating trysts and the occasional ravishing rendezvous. It's not about notches or conquests, but more about the little quirks or playtime idiosyncrasies that I need to remember for next time - such as: she prefers Champagne over Prosecco, one sugar in her tea, scones and not pastries, gluten-free versus gluttony, remember to unhook her bra from the front, allergies - such as leather armchairs but she happy to be bent over a fabric Chesterfield. Those little morsels of thoughtful things, being considerate and accommodating....I think you get the general idea. | |||
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"I can remember each and every one and i never give marks or anything like that jeez how weird would that be - hi Sandy I fucked you 2 months ago and im currently looking to fuck someone rated 7+ this weekend and wondered if you were free -? Now the notes i had were you didn’t kiss very well - have you done anything about that and the gagging was a bit offputting… Hello?? • Oh, don't get wrong - this isn't about scorecards or ratings. It's simply about having an 'aide-mémoire'. " Ahhh i get you - I don’t need one as i very rarely meet and when i do I remember them xx they often become friends i chat to off here. | |||
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"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. · People laughed but I wasn’t joking " • | |||
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"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. " I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each! | |||
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"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each! " Or start a new ap OnlyConquests | |||
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"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each! • Or start a new ap OnlyConquests " • This bears the hallmarks of a genius idea. | |||
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"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each! Or start a new ap OnlyConquests " Actually the name sounds good | |||
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