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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Dear Gentlemën, fellôws, lothårios, cháps and càds,

Do you keep a spreadsheet or ledger of all your dates and conquests - of your romantic interludes, playdates, 'meet me now' sessions or socials?

Are they written down, captured in your notes, etched in your brain...or do you go all Edmond Dantès or Robinson Crusoe and resort to primal markings on a stone tablet or notches on your bedpost?

Tell, tell !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God no the ones i remember are the ones worth remembering

Other than that things are way to high to remember

Been on fab close to 13 year things got crazy in the middle

First couple off years I was quite shy

The mid years were wild went though wild fase off leting anything bang

Lockdowns brought me out off that crazy fase and a bit back to earth

Every ones in a while I have let loose from there

My outlook is shifting ones again now more looking for social friends and such as well as a playmate

That’s not to say I not have those days off just wake up and going fuck it who wants a go take a ticket and line up

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Sexist!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea

BUT...

I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.

Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.

I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out.

So sometimes? It could be a good idea.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells "

This is so very true. I'm not looking for details....I'm just...looking for details.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek


"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea

BUT...

I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.

Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.

I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out.

So sometimes? It could be a good idea. "

thank you Meli, this gave me a good giggle today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a gentleman but I’ll answer anyway

I just have a note on my phone with their names, that’s all. Just nice and simple.

I’ve seen online people keeping diaries with dates, ratings out of 10, whether they’d came or not..

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea

BUT...

I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.

Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.

I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out.

So sometimes? It could be a good idea. "

Thank you ex-wife, this is very Sunday 'chucklefactor'!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea

BUT...

I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.

Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.

I almost squirted with laughter when I found this out.

So sometimes? It could be a good idea. "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I’ve seen online people keeping diaries with dates, ratings out of 10, whether they’d came or not.. "

See, that feels like the sort of person who missed all their deadlines at university because they spent so much time making perfectly devised ‘revision schedules’ there was no time left to actually do any work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

See, that feels like the sort of person who missed all their deadlines at university because they spent so much time making perfectly devised ‘revision schedules’ there was no time left to actually do any work."

You’re just describing me there..

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I have a sheet of A6 paper

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"You’re just describing me there.. "

Pop me in your planner and I promise not to take the piss out of you for using different coloured pens for different partners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a sheet of A6 paper "

Show off, I use the back of a stamp

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I have a sheet of A6 paper "

Is it parchment paper? Either way it's a simple and effective way to keep a log of your lovers.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"You’re just describing me there..

·

Pop me in your planner and I promise not to take the piss out of you for using different coloured pens for different partners.

"

I think this is a match made in heaven, RTG.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell


"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells "

With exception to well worded, honest bit somewhat vague verifications of course.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I have a crap memory but I leave the modest amount of my sexual partners to my brain to recall; the very few that are never forgotten are therefore very special.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm far too shy for that kinda thing, but I could write mine on a postage stamp.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Not for the first time, I’m so glad I’m not a man

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"I'm far too shy for that kinda thing, but I could write mine on a postage stamp. "

Have you seen the price of stamps these days! For what I'd have to write ( ) it's really not worth the cost.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Not a ledger, but I do keep track on my calendar when I see people

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t but wish I’d written a personal diary. I might have a go, I’ve a good memory when it comes to people & how I felt at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am getting old and forgetful, I even refer to one as 'forgotten Sue' cos when I my mind starts recalling past lovers she is the one I invariably forget.

Maybe a ledger is the answer, though a spread sheet seems more appropriate in this context

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I don’t but wish I’d written a personal diary. I might have a go, I’ve a good memory when it comes to people & how I felt at the time."

Have you thought about leaving a unique serial number tattoo'd on the derrière of your womenfolk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re just describing me there..

·

Pop me in your planner and I promise not to take the piss out of you for using different coloured pens for different partners.

I think this is a match made in heaven, RTG. "

Yes, yes it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells "

Mouth shut,legs open!!

Gossip gets you killed!!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I don’t but wish I’d written a personal diary. I might have a go, I’ve a good memory when it comes to people & how I felt at the time.

Have you thought about leaving a unique serial number tattoo'd on the derrière of your womenfolk? "

I couldn’t he so cruel ……have you seen Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind ? most of them need that after me.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I got a little black book with my poems in.

I got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.

When I'm a good they sometimes throw me a bone in.

In short I don't keep formal or primal records.

I've got a box: an ammunition crate of my grandad's. Inside are a few keepsakes. A Walkman, with a tape of The Wall and a headphone splitter so we could listen together on the park. Some letters. A few pictures: Bath, Paris, Liverpool, Amsterdam, Hossegor, Beziers, Cadiz... Half a six pence. A Zippo lighter, with a poker hand. A whiskey flask. A lock of hair. A few bits of Jewellery and such. I got a couple of tattoos and another to add.

It's etched in the brain, once something sparks the memory: my eyes close and it's like it was yesterday.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells

This is so very true. I'm not looking for details....I'm just...looking for details. "

Glad we cleared that up my dear fellow

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"A gentleman such as yourself knows, that a gentleman never tells

Mouth shut,legs open!!

Gossip gets you killed!! "

Loose lips sink ships. But can be fun to suck and lick

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD "

KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

There's an Alan Bennett story (help me someone, I can't recall which one) where a much-loved man dies and, amongst is belongings, is discovered the notebook he used as an aide memoire for all his lovers (both sexes), with notes of their sensual preferences. I remember loving the story, but keep thinking it was The Uncommon Reader - which, since it was a tale about the late Queen, seems unlikely.

Byron, of course, used to keep clippings of pubic hair, which just goes to show some of the challenges which modern life & shaving trends put in the way of poetry.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD

KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye. "

I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm far too shy for that kinda thing, but I could write mine on a postage stamp.

Have you seen the price of stamps these days! For what I'd have to write ( ) it's really not worth the cost."

If the romantic encounter was priceless could you capture it on a Penny Black of equal value?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD

KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye.

·

I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests "

Mine are kept in Cohorts and paid in Sestertii.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

So that's why Excel was invented.....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea on numbers and have forgotten a lot of names.

Not like there's a ridiculous amount or anything, I've just never really felt the need to keep track.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD

KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye.

·

I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests

Mine are kept in Cohorts and paid in Sestertii."

When you saw and conquered, did you come too?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I read the title as Roman Conquests and was expecting to read about the events of 43AD

KC², it isn't often that you give me the rolling êyê. I'm more used to your roving eye.

·

I'm waiting to hear about your legion of conquests

Mine are kept in Cohorts and paid in Sestertii.

·

When you saw and conquered, did you come too?"

I'll have to check my hand-scribbled notes...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I have no idea on numbers and have forgotten a lot of names.

Not like there's a ridiculous amount or anything, I've just never really felt the need to keep track."

I don't believe a word of it. You're being uncharacteristically modest. I've heard you're a champion lover extraordinaire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea on numbers and have forgotten a lot of names.

Not like there's a ridiculous amount or anything, I've just never really felt the need to keep track.

I don't believe a word of it. You're being uncharacteristically modest. I've heard you're a champion lover extraordinaire."

Haha! You heard wrong.

I'm being truthful though - it's not something I've ever valued so have never paid any attention to it. I don't see the fascination in it.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.)"

I can just imagine you sitting on the blog writing your memoirs, RTG.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.)

I can just imagine you sitting on the blog writing your memoirs, RTG. "

In a smoking jacket, with a pipe…

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hang on, is the jacket smoking or am I?

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By *jay9092Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Probably when your younger. But when you get a little older, not so much as life is so busy

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By *onticusMan
over a year ago

Greater London

Keeping track of all since I was 13, my older cousin got me as a muppet for her friends kissing practice, it was absolute heaven! Unfortunately not near as many notes as I’d like…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hang on, is the jacket smoking or am I?"

Both, my dear fellow, both. You're smokin' in more ways imaginable.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I remember the people I have met by location as some of them I’ve either forgotten their name or never knew it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I collect scalps.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I collect scalps."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. "

Have you written both their names down?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with.

Have you written both their names down? "

He ran out of ink

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. "

Is this more than Wønkø but less than Brucey?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

No. I have a crap memory too for certain things, past conquests being one of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a friend that does this and I find it a tad weird(not to be inflammatory, just my opinion) I also think putting every female you’ve been with on some kind of list then makes them sort of the same when in reality they’ve all been great in their own unique way so the flashbacks I’d rather. Interesting thread to read though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me. "

Ditto

Tinder x

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me. "

For you, fåir måiden, I have set aside a green leather Smythson™ journal. Volume ¹...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me.

For you, fåir måiden, I have set aside a green leather Smythson™ journal. Volume ¹... "

Ah, my dear Nero, I'd expect nothing less from you! I'll try to be note worthy in Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea

BUT...

I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.

Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.

…."

hahaha.

I have a good memory of who I’ve met….. also very few people to remember. I suppose that’s the upside of a single man syndrome on fab.

Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist…..

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea

BUT...

I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.

Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.

….

hahaha.

I have a good memory of who I’ve met….. also very few people to remember. I suppose that’s the upside of a single man syndrome on fab.

Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. "

Wôôdy, what is the "single man syndrome"...??

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"I often wonder if anyone's ever noted anything about me. "

You can do my accounts

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Yeah I've created a excel spreadsheet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not going to comment on whether or not it's a good idea

BUT...

I think it could be useful sometimes. I have a friend who has an erm... constantly roving eye. So he's doing his thing, messaging a woman and saying hi, would be lovely to chat more with a view to meet one day etc.

Only for the recipient to tell him they had met. And they had been intimate.

….

hahaha.

I have a good memory of who I’ve met….. also very few people to remember. I suppose that’s the upside of a single man syndrome on fab.

Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist…..

Wôôdy, what is the "single man syndrome"...?? "

Single man syndrome - very little attention, which equates to very few peoples names to remember

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I can remember each and every one and i never give marks or anything like that jeez how weird would that be - hi Sandy I fucked you 2 months ago and im currently looking to fuck someone rated 7+ this weekend and wondered if you were free -? Now the notes i had were you didn’t kiss very well - have you done anything about that and the gagging was a bit offputting… Hello??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I can remember each and every one and i never give marks or anything like that jeez how weird would that be - hi Sandy I fucked you 2 months ago and im currently looking to fuck someone rated 7+ this weekend and wondered if you were free -? Now the notes i had were you didn’t kiss very well - have you done anything about that and the gagging was a bit offputting… Hello?? "

Oh, don't get wrong - this isn't about scorecards or ratings. It's simply about having an 'aide-mémoire'.

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside


"Much as I hate to give a serious answer, I did try writing a blog, a long long time ago, on this very subject. Back when sex blogs were in vogue, off the back of Belle de Jour and her contemporaries. Rose-tinted memories of the kind of relationship adventures you don’t talk about in public. Carefully anonymised and all that. (And that’s where my Fab username came from. I carried it over.)"

I too joined that list. I got laid a few times off the back of that blog which was a mix of contemporaneous reports on my current activities and recollections of past lovers. I remembered them then and can recall details of trysts and adventures from 20+ years back to this day.

Can’t remember what I had for tea last Thursday though

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Ha! As if I remember all their names.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

He's a Casanova... ... ^

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Do you scribble down your conquests information some where Nero?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with. "

People laughed but I wasn’t joking

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Do you scribble down your conquests information some where Nero?"

I'm really delighted that you asked this Mèlí. I use the extremely useful •Fab Notes• function found within each profile.

It's invaluable for capturing my experiences from illicit interludes, titillating trysts and the occasional ravishing rendezvous.

It's not about notches or conquests, but more about the little quirks or playtime idiosyncrasies that I need to remember for next time - such as: she prefers Champagne over Prosecco, one sugar in her tea, scones and not pastries, gluten-free versus gluttony, remember to unhook her bra from the front, allergies - such as leather armchairs but she happy to be bent over a fabric Chesterfield. Those little morsels of thoughtful things, being considerate and accommodating....I think you get the general idea.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I can remember each and every one and i never give marks or anything like that jeez how weird would that be - hi Sandy I fucked you 2 months ago and im currently looking to fuck someone rated 7+ this weekend and wondered if you were free -? Now the notes i had were you didn’t kiss very well - have you done anything about that and the gagging was a bit offputting… Hello??

Oh, don't get wrong - this isn't about scorecards or ratings. It's simply about having an 'aide-mémoire'. "

Ahhh i get you - I don’t need one as i very rarely meet and when i do I remember them xx they often become friends i chat to off here.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I keep a list of every woman I’ve successfully managed to have penetrative sex with.

·

People laughed but I wasn’t joking "

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast

Hi Chap, mon ami, Bruder von einem anderen Luder,

I don't count them any more, it's useless. Altho the special ones get an entry in my logbook.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ve got a memory like a fish. Lucky if I remember who my parents are, never mind some bird I nailed.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist….. "

I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist…..

I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each! "

Or start a new ap

OnlyConquests

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist…..

I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each!

Or start a new ap

OnlyConquests "

This bears the hallmarks of a genius idea.

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By *apnDomMan
over a year ago

London | Belfast


"Op, private notes…verifications…a dictaphone where you recorded your thoughts on a 2minute recording and put them all into a spoitify playlist…..

I was thinking you could make Tik Tok videos for each!

Or start a new ap

OnlyConquests "

Actually the name sounds good

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm going to unashamedly bump this for tomorrow morning.

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