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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haven’t seen this thread in a while.

What’s happening on your local updates page, anything funny? Anything stand out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candi wants cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A single woman reminiscing about when she was younger, getting rimmed by a 60 year old bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man wearing a scary mask which I can't show Mrs as she hates masks

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington


"A single woman reminiscing about when she was younger, getting rimmed by a 60 year old bloke."

Haha I just seen that

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Seriously, absolutely nothing whatsoever.

Someone new has joined, someone received a verification, someone posting a new photo of their pussy which looks like last week's roadkill...

It's all happening in London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A single woman reminiscing about when she was younger, getting rimmed by a 60 year old bloke.

Haha I just seen that"

Fun times… apparently

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

6 loads 2 rim jobs 1 bb fuk now thats what i call a good day dogging. Gloryhole open all day today. Taking loads rimming holes NO LOAD REFUSED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning I can offer you:

A man volunteering his penis as long as no one judges its (lack of) size

A lady wanting ideas of what to do on Wednesday while her husband goes fishing

A man letting the world know he’ll be taking a break when his membership expires in 4 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly just a few blokes moaning they can't get a meet. Standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tina’s having a coffee after a heavy night out with friends, I swear people think this is Facebook

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

A couple are offering free sausage and egg sandwiches!

Apply via kik…

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

All club adverts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DiamondClunge is asking for a Sub

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington


"A single woman reminiscing about when she was younger, getting rimmed by a 60 year old bloke.

Haha I just seen that

Fun times… apparently "

Haha yes sounded like one hell of a party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A couple are offering free sausage and egg sandwiches!

Apply via kik… "

In

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tina’s having a coffee after a heavy night out with friends, I swear people think this is Facebook "

What would you prefer they write? Back doors just been smashed clean off the hinges? Minge on fire? Need my stomach pumped after so many loads last night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hot woman in a rugby top.

Reply to messages later

Men are shit.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

A bloke on the high street wants to know if anyone wants a quick bj

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

In the North West someone is tired and hungover and someone needs to change the bed as it's wet. I'm hoping that means that they had fun and are not suffering from incontinence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of people with “hangover horn”

A few cock pics

Some new verifications being displayed

And one person is clearing out their inbox

It’s all very interesting

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Oh oh we have more,

a couple reminding us that they can only meet at weekends

Someone just got verified as a woman

A few blokes looking for a meet

Someone asking if anyone wants to play with his cock

And yet another bloke viewed your profile

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Complaining about the lovely weather some guy covered in a foam of soap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Complaining about the lovely weather some guy covered in a foam of soap "

That’s me

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Lots of people with “hangover horn”

A few cock pics

Some new verifications being displayed

And one person is clearing out their inbox

It’s all very interesting "

I'm guessing that you're lucky you've managed to get the headline news before anyone else

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By *espacito56Man
over a year ago

Orkney

SFA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"6 loads 2 rim jobs 1 bb fuk now thats what i call a good day dogging. Gloryhole open all day today. Taking loads rimming holes NO LOAD REFUSED "

Sounds fun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously, absolutely nothing whatsoever.

Someone new has joined, someone received a verification, someone posting a new photo of their pussy which looks like last week's roadkill...

It's all happening in London. "

Wot, not even fresh road kill!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

A man is looking to lick some honey pots today. Another man is free on Tuesday but his profile is hidden to stop time wasters and unsuitables contacting him.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Complaining about the lovely weather some guy covered in a foam of soap

That’s me "

Just confirming....

Program is loading.....hmmm

Confirmed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fella has uploaded a photo of him lathered in soap. His arms are folded looking all macho. He must be from the cartel or something? Or at least thinks he is

F

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

~~

There’s a couple putting a daily shift in trying to find a female

Other than that it’s pretty quiet

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"Tina’s having a coffee after a heavy night out with friends, I swear people think this is Facebook "

Oh the irony posting that on Forum. Have you seen some of the threads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A fella has uploaded a photo of him lathered in soap. His arms are folded looking all macho. He must be from the cartel or something? Or at least thinks he is

F"

I heard he’s a handsome bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of the stand out ones near me are..

“ Up until 1913, in the Untied States, you could legally send children via mail”

And

“ Some people on here are little bitches honestly ….. everyone’s mature until they ain’t”

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Tina’s having a coffee after a heavy night out with friends, I swear people think this is Facebook

Oh the irony posting that on Forum. Have you seen some of the threads? "

Theirs a twist the plot thickens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of the stand out ones near me are..

“ Up until 1913, in the Untied States, you could legally send children via mail”

And

“ Some people on here are little bitches honestly ….. everyone’s mature until they ain’t”

"

After 1913 you just had to poke holes in the boxes.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

One says "bored" and another one says "got a new hat" ....it's all happening out there.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"Tina’s having a coffee after a heavy night out with friends, I swear people think this is Facebook

What would you prefer they write? Back doors just been smashed clean off the hinges? Minge on fire? Need my stomach pumped after so many loads last night?"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Most of it seems to be bragging or moaning about entitled men.

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By *luebellRacerCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Any hotties play xbox?"

From a "female", allegedly lol

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some bird saying - I should be having sex today!!!!!!

#youknowwhoyouare

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The usual suspects are there flaunting their wares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of people with “hangover horn”

A few cock pics

Some new verifications being displayed

And one person is clearing out their inbox

It’s all very interesting

I'm guessing that you're lucky you've managed to get the headline news before anyone else "

I can finally get on with the rest of my day now.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

I was just going to update mine - “Got a blow job watching Top Gun Maverick last night” but now worried I’ll have fun poked at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A single woman reminiscing about when she was younger, getting rimmed by a 60 year old bloke."
Ah them were the days

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

[Removed by poster at 23/07/23 11:10:23]

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

There’s a woman complaining about not being on page one of hot pics. Apparently her profile pic ‘should of made it’.

There’s another woman saying she finally got the glass out of her thumb from last night. (I’m definitely not going to ask.)

And another who’s really proud of her sub because he’s already taken his first load of the morning. She’s asking who’s next.

Stay classy, Glasgow.

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

News just in

Some bloke with the username lisa something or other has just joined fabswingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy looking for a meet

New people joined

Someone put up pics

Someone got they first verification

Just the fab normal

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Several just echoing those above but not sure if this couple are yearning for a small holding...

If you want to duck my wife please have a partner as we like to play with pussy. Better?

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Not much happening at my end in local updates. Only one that stands out was this

That was 10 days over due.. banging session my fanny aches now

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Lots of people went to pandoras club last night.

Lots of couples wanting meets today

Someone with spunk everywhere.

Usual Sunday stuff.

Mrs

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Not much, apart from one woman letting everyone know that her "I may have to keep him" verifications have finally worked for her and she doesn't need anyone else, bless her

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

A few funnies but overall not so comfortable with tone of this thread - comes across as a bit bitchy and condescending with a touch of kink shaming thrown in.

Not exactly a great advert for the vast majority of Fab who don’t post on Forum who might be looking in.

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