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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here we are , laid in bed , me with a sore back looking for a bit of a sexercise and maybe a Jacuzzi to ease the soreness.

We have , since last night , put adverts on two sites ,and though loads have had a gander, no one has replied.

I know Mrs J is a hotty , not just biased but with comparing her with others, so I am the problem.

Twenty odd years in Farming and loads of exercise to keep me up to military fitness ( last physical test was 87 press ups in 2 mins and 74 sit ups in 2 mins plus mile and a half in ten mins ) plus a large appetite has left me looking like I do .

Sooooo , here is the question , if I redo my pictures with a bag on my head what sort of bag would be appropriate ?.

1, a small paper bag that goes down to my ears .

2, a Harrods bag that would hint at a decadent past

3, a Tesco bag for life that would give me green credentials

4, a LIDL bag to show I am down with the proletariat

5, a bloody great Hippo bag

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half ton Travis and Perkins sand bag

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Half ton Travis and Perkins sand bag

A full ton might work , don't want my feet to poke out

By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Im impressed if you can do all the above or is that artistic writing

I dont do men Id say "come on down and BAG a bargain bogof" I hope you have bags of fun

By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Change your name to Bilbo Baggins or ask people to ask me

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Change your name to Bilbo Baggins or ask people to ask me

you noticed the hairy feet ?.