FabSwingers.com forum: Introduce yourself

By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I have noticed that we have new forumiters and it would be fun to know more about you.

Hi. I am _hagtonight, a swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings.

In my free time I like to go to the gym, study languages like german and spaninsh and also to do yoga.

My main passion is oil painting witch I do everyday. I like to pain portraits and landscapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you miss the snow shag?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hello. I am Granny. I am a British girl from Britain and I speak British. I am 99% European of which 78% is Irish / Welsh and about 3% Middle Eastern 18% Icelandic and 1% Portuguese..... I know because 23 and Me told me so but I think they told loads of others the same thing.

I do lots of stuff in my spare time but only when it interests me.

I've just had blueberry pancakes for breakfast and I need to wash the pan but I don't want to.

I'm in here avoiding doing an e mail I have to do.

I'm drinking coffee.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nordic! Thats the word I was looking for ...... Just call me Ragnar not Bjork.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I'm Lilith and I'm like a ray of sunshine and always here to brighten up your day.

I like to spend my days baking cakes and writing poems on how awesome and genuine men are and I love nothing more than cuddling up to a genuine man after some sensual love making.

Call me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I'm Lilith and I'm like a ray of sunshine and always here to brighten up your day.

I like to spend my days baking cakes and writing poems on how awesome and genuine men are and I love nothing more than cuddling up to a genuine man after some sensual love making.

Call me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, we are Mav and Penny, an AI bot sent from the future to spam the forums and ignore messages from polite single guys. We get paid 0.02p for every post we spam and double that for every guy we get to sign up for site supporter. Feel free to message and wink us, we are open to all and all will be ignored equally.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Hey I'm Lilith and I'm like a ray of sunshine and always here to brighten up your day.

I like to spend my days baking cakes and writing poems on how awesome and genuine men are and I love nothing more than cuddling up to a genuine man after some sensual love making.,, i like this so sweet x

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Hello everyone I'm Stephan( not my real name) I'm 68 and I'm still working full time. When I'm not working I care for my partner who has been unwell since 2016 so I don't have much time for meets. I also have just rehomed 2 dogs (Bella and Lacey) from Woodgreen.

So anyone every wants to chat I'm available but be warned I'm boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Wyld. Obviously by name and nature.

Quiet and reserved, hopeless romantic and big softy.

I'm from Edinburgh.

I rarely reply to messages and only occasionally fully flash my boobs. I'm actually a bit of a prude but hang out here cos no one fancies me on Tinder.

Welcome newbies and lurkers

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Do you miss the snow shag?"
Yes. I do and to do snow angels in it too, do you?

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Hey everyone I’m Hotnotts (not my real name) I like to take photographs of the sea , just before sunrise & portraits of friends. Eternally single but lots of love and adventures to give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning one and all

I am Jack, a tattooed and a bit of a biker. I live alone work too much but something has to pay for my love of cake

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Hey we're mocha & caramel latte, you'll find us normally on our horses performing our knight duties and having the occasional break at the round table with a nice coffee.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are GeordieJeans. We’re on here because we love clubs. Our favourite is a 9 iron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Mrs shiv

In my spare time I enjoy eating, sleeping and occasionally leaving the house.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Hi I'm Morphia.

Fat, grumpy, loud-mouthed Welsh dragon.

Knows for wandering around the forums flirting with chunky guys, looking at boobies and generally being a grumpy sod and lowering the tone of the room

Have slight obsession with strap-ons, cake and craft beer.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Hey Tess here HMU if you like a hormonal, sharp-toungued-bitch with no availability

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Hi, MrsAbz here.

Tend to be found puddling around on forums involving food discussions.

Usually quite chatty.

Dont approach when hangry unless you come bearing gifts of food

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Cornish here...

Often on forums, always trying to be nice (not always seen that way), slightly short of an adonis like body but I guess that isnt all that important.

Always happy to chat, message, smoke signal just here to be a good bloke really

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By *tockportguyMan
over a year ago

Stockport

"Hey I'm Lilith and I'm like a ray of sunshine and always here to brighten up your day.

I like to spend my days baking cakes and writing poems on how awesome and genuine men are and I love nothing more than cuddling up to a genuine man after some sensual love making.

Call me

Only 97 year old can call you and what cakes

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I'm Lilith and I'm like a ray of sunshine and always here to brighten up your day.

I like to spend my days baking cakes and writing poems on how awesome and genuine men are and I love nothing more than cuddling up to a genuine man after some sensual love making.

Call me

Oh the poor unsuspecting fools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you miss the snow shag?Yes. I do and to do snow angels in it too, do you?

I’ve not seen proper snow in years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have noticed that we have new forumiters and it would be fun to know more about you.

Hi. I am _hagtonight, a swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings.

In my free time I like to go to the gym, study languages like german and spaninsh and also to do yoga.

My main passion is oil painting witch I do everyday. I like to pain portraits and landscapes

There is an Introductions section in the forums further down just for this purpose

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Hey Tess here HMU if you like a hormonal, sharp-toungued-bitch with no availability

Sign me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Tom

Norwegian on my mums side. The better side apparently

Love my young daughter and I love exploring, travelling and climbing/hiking

Usually friendly and positive.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Hi I'm brucey and I'm lovely. Feel free to weep on my shoulder I will hold you tight and keep you safe. FAF?

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Hi I'm Creative-Mind and I'm alch...oh sorry wrong situation.

I'm originally from Northern Ireland but spent most of my life here in Devon, I'm 33 and currently Hope to get a job one day in the creative media industry...yes I do have camera equipment and I'll take you're picture if you're nice to me.

I also enjoy long walks on the beach and sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone

I'm tattooed-manc

I'm from Manchester, for my job I'm a specialist coatings engineer for the gas and oil industry, we also work in motorsport

I'm definitely a petrol head, don't like football, rugby, cricket anything like that at all

Very easy going, enjoy going out for a few drinks that normally ends up be quite a few and most time a messy evening

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Do you miss the snow shag?Yes. I do and to do snow angels in it too, do you?

I’ve not seen proper snow in years

"
Same here, the last time was in 2010. I remember how much snow we had then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all,

I’m Sam - just like every other guy on here trying to find his way and sending loads and loads of unsolicited dick pics with my FAF messages and not paying any attention to written profiles!!

Also I’m an impulsive and persistent liar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I am natalie I am bubby and flirty I have a up beat out look on life and deep down a hopeless romantic a ware my hart on my sleeve

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi. I’m Littlebird as I pretend to be a tiny dwarf with titties. I’m actually Bernard, 6’4 from Hull.

I like to play rugby in my spare time with the guys from the pub and consider myself as Fab Straight

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm Posh.

I'm anxiety ridden, have no self confidence and don't get why anyone would want me.

But I have boobs. So that's likely the reason.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi I’m Rex Holes, I also have a couples profile with my Mrs Dildo Gaggins. We like long walks in the summer, pottery and wanking over the clothes on next doors washing line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Posh.

I'm anxiety ridden, have no self confidence and don't get why anyone would want me.

But I have boobs. So that's likely the reason. "

And white sexy panties

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Hi I’m Golden Pole, which is a real mouthful so GP for those who care.

I don’t really know what I’m doing here and hang around as not much else going on. I like working out and fucking, fucking and working out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi. Pair of norfeners 'ere. We like great food, great company and some sex every now and again. We have a great sense of humour, it's as dark as my anal cavity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello…. My threads are shit but i make myself smile

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I'm Posh.

I'm anxiety ridden, have no self confidence and don't get why anyone would want me.

But I have boobs. So that's likely the reason. "

And from the best part of the UK proven by science!

Anxiety is a cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm formerly beavering, now got my old name back, yay! I'm hiding my little fluffiness as it's a bit shy! I don't like wood, and rarely knaw things!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Hi everyone, I'm almost certain I'm British but who knows.

At the weekends I like to dress up and call myself Sandra and then sit on cactus while I eat ice cream and pour melted chocolate over myself.

I also like to suck guys behind Tesco but don't tell anyone because I'm fully booked.

Always completely serious about everything

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

Bracknell

"Hey I'm Lilith and I'm like a ray of sunshine and always here to brighten up your day.

I like to spend my days baking cakes and writing poems on how awesome and genuine men are and I love nothing more than cuddling up to a genuine man after some sensual love making.

Call me

Are my sarcasm senses tingling with how awesome and genuine men are haha. I hope you're serious about the cuddles though! Also is your real name Lilith? Because that's such an awesome.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

Hi, I'm Alleycat (my real name).

I'm a 6ft tall, gym-fit VWE BBC but masquerade as a middle-aged white bloke with an AWC because I got fed up with the endless attention.

Oh, and I don't always tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hi everyone, I'm almost certain I'm British but who knows.

At the weekends I like to dress up and call myself Sandra and then sit on cactus while I eat ice cream and pour melted chocolate over myself.

I also like to suck guys behind Tesco but don't tell anyone because I'm fully booked.

Always completely serious about everything "

Is the blow job behind tesco part of the meal deal offer or separate?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hi everyone, I'm almost certain I'm British but who knows.

At the weekends I like to dress up and call myself Sandra and then sit on cactus while I eat ice cream and pour melted chocolate over myself.

I also like to suck guys behind Tesco but don't tell anyone because I'm fully booked.

Always completely serious about everything

Is the blow job behind tesco part of the meal deal offer or separate? "

They're talking about stopping the meal deals and I didn't want to lose business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone, I'm almost certain I'm British but who knows.

At the weekends I like to dress up and call myself Sandra and then sit on cactus while I eat ice cream and pour melted chocolate over myself.

I also like to suck guys behind Tesco but don't tell anyone because I'm fully booked.

Always completely serious about everything

Is the blow job behind tesco part of the meal deal offer or separate? "

And can I use my club card?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hi everyone, I'm almost certain I'm British but who knows.

At the weekends I like to dress up and call myself Sandra and then sit on cactus while I eat ice cream and pour melted chocolate over myself.

I also like to suck guys behind Tesco but don't tell anyone because I'm fully booked.

Always completely serious about everything

Is the blow job behind tesco part of the meal deal offer or separate?

And can I use my club card?

Only in store

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

Hi, we are the _aggy dolls

So if you got a bump on your nose or a lump on your toes.

Do not despair.

Be like the Raggy Dolls, and say I just don't care.

Mr H

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hong Kong Phooey here, aka Penrod Pooch, parents are William Hanna and Joseph Barbera.

In normal life I am a mild mannered janitor but on Fab I become the

number one super guy, quicker than the human eye.

I have a huge crush on Rosemary who works at the police station, but since she is not on Fab I have to make do with ogling the flirtatious women of the Forum.

I like sarcasm, cynicism, coffee and bacon butties (not necessarily in that order). If they all come at once and are delivered by a woman I will know that I have died and gone to heaven.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Hi, I'm just a guy from wigan. I have very little self confidence in my looks and body. It mostly takes me time to be relaxed and open up with new people, although I do occasionally click with some people straight away. My friends seem to really like me, I'm really not sure why? I'm basically the exact opposite of what people are looking for on fab. I live in hope that there's people around who believe in fairytales like beauty and the beast or the princess and the frog, who will take their chances with the ugly fucker.... Spoiler alert... I don't turn into a handsome Prince later on. Now that I've put everyone off, I'll return to lurking in the forums and answering the occasional threads that get my attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi everyone, I'm almost certain I'm British but who knows.

At the weekends I like to dress up and call myself Sandra and then sit on cactus while I eat ice cream and pour melted chocolate over myself.

I also like to suck guys behind Tesco but don't tell anyone because I'm fully booked.

Always completely serious about everything

Is the blow job behind tesco part of the meal deal offer or separate?

And can I use my club card?

Only in store "

Bugger!

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Hey I'm Hornycouga. Actially a fake profile. I'm really a big hairy builder from Penge called Ron. Currently letting the business go to wrack and ruin to bum around Asia.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm Polly Chromatic, I used to be quite colourful but events over the last couple of years have left me a bit washed out. I'm a voice of reason on matters of science, mathematics, engineering, technology, gender, politics, economics and many other topics. If the world listened things would be better, but they didn't and here we are now... That said, my standard answer on threads about pubic hair removal is to use a chainsaw or a blowtorch.

My interest is in women who are sexually attracted to non-op trans women, but as that limits it to maybe three people on fab and they're all either a thousand miles away or already fully invested with some super lucky trans lady, I'm generally a bit sex starved and grumpy.

My biggest wish is for the world to be a better place and for people to help each other more, but the planet is full of arseholes so that's not going to happen any time soon. Anybody loving what they're hearing about me, my inbox is open to you, except for the ones that I've already blocked...

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By *amesB66Man
over a year ago

St Peter Port

"Hey I'm Hornycouga. Actially a fake profile. I'm really a big hairy builder from Penge called Ron. Currently letting the business go to wrack and ruin to bum around Asia. "

Hi Ron, great figure for a hod carrier

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Hello. I am Granny. I am a British girl from Britain and I speak British. I am 99% European of which 78% is Irish / Welsh and about 3% Middle Eastern 18% Icelandic and 1% Portuguese..... I know because 23 and Me told me so but I think they told loads of others the same thing.

I do lots of stuff in my spare time but only when it interests me.

I've just had blueberry pancakes for breakfast and I need to wash the pan but I don't want to.

I'm in here avoiding doing an e mail I have to do.

I'm drinking coffee."
Hi granny, that is good and it is good to do lots as well in your spare time

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Nordic! Thats the word I was looking for ...... Just call me Ragnar not Bjork. "
I see and yes, those are good names too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright. I'm tall and athletic. I like guinness. Literally. Nothing else to say.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Hi my name is Hans and I'm addicted to AI chatbot dating apps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I'm J,

Full of head of hair and proud owner of my own teeth, can hols convo and come from Manchester.

Can't stand people who leave crumbs in the butter!

Any takers for a chat?

Ciao for now!

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Hey everyone I’m Hotnotts (not my real name) I like to take photographs of the sea , just before sunrise & portraits of friends. Eternally single but lots of love and adventures to give

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Hi, that is good. I also like to take photographs

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Let me please introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste.

Woo woo.

Mr TMN

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Names John, only hobby is going to the gym I run my own paving business working with my two sons between gym and work have almost fuck all time for owt else. Quarter Spanish so always have nice tan without trying, have a paranoid fear of debt and being poor and are quite boring so think meeting a new lass for the long term will be quite hard one lasses parting word were “all you do is work and go gym and that’s not for me” haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm sensual desires. A blob of fat that lives with 2 cats. You won't see my comments in the forum. I fantasies about getting my hands on many male bodies that are in the forum

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Ey Up! I'm slender, a Yorkshireman living in Leeds.

Just here for shits & giggles

'nilla interests include cooking, music, travelling & cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, my name is Ricky

And you I'd like to meet

I've several alter egos

From Estragon to Pete.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Hello, my name is Ricky

And you I'd like to meet

I've several alter egos

From Estragon to Pete."

I miss Pete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I'm Hornycouga. Actially a fake profile. I'm really a big hairy builder from Penge called Ron. Currently letting the business go to wrack and ruin to bum around Asia. "

Make sure you go to East Malaysia. Loved the Island of Borneo, Kuching was great. If you're into hills try Kota Kinabalu in Sabah

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By *uby RougeWoman
over a year ago

East Midlands

Hobbies starts with knitting and doesn't end with metal smithing.

I've been known to give evils to men that give me unwanted attention

I am nothing but a puppet to three feline masters. They will scream at you until they get fed then reward you with cuddles and biscuits.

Love dressing up for clubs so a bit of conflict tee hee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hobbies starts with knitting and doesn't end with metal smithing.

I've been known to give evils to men that give me unwanted attention

I am nothing but a puppet to three feline masters. They will scream at you until they get fed then reward you with cuddles and biscuits.

Love dressing up for clubs so a bit of conflict tee hee!

Hey!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Hello, my name is Ricky

And you I'd like to meet

I've several alter egos

From Estragon to Pete.

I miss Pete!"

I miss Pete too

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"Hey I'm Hornycouga. Actially a fake profile. I'm really a big hairy builder from Penge called Ron. Currently letting the business go to wrack and ruin to bum around Asia.

Make sure you go to East Malaysia. Loved the Island of Borneo, Kuching was great. If you're into hills try Kota Kinabalu in Sabah

Spooky. I'm in KK right now!

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By *ushu666Woman
over a year ago

Paignton

Hey all, I'm mushu... newbie to the forum.

I live at home with my little one, so don't get out as much as I'd like, but always happy to chat and make new friends

I don't bite (unless consented

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey all, I'm mushu... newbie to the forum.

I live at home with my little one, so don't get out as much as I'd like, but always happy to chat and make new friends

I don't bite (unless consented

Hey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I'm Hornycouga. Actially a fake profile. I'm really a big hairy builder from Penge called Ron. Currently letting the business go to wrack and ruin to bum around Asia.

Make sure you go to East Malaysia. Loved the Island of Borneo, Kuching was great. If you're into hills try Kota Kinabalu in Sabah

Spooky. I'm in KK right now! "

Hey Ron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm sensual desires. A blob of fat that lives with 2 cats. You won't see my comments in the forum. I fantasies about getting my hands on many male bodies that are in the forum

I see you.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Hello

I am Sam Tender off of the internet.

I have a beautiful penis and my wife looks good in pixel formations, she also looks very good in real life but that is only my opinion and I do realise it’s very subjective.

I’m the kind of guy who likes to roam around.

Where pretty girls are, you know that I’ll be found.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Hey all, I'm mushu... newbie to the forum.

I live at home with my little one, so don't get out as much as I'd like, but always happy to chat and make new friends

I don't bite (unless consented

Hello.

I’ve not seen you before but I will look out for you in future

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Names John, only hobby is going to the gym I run my own paving business working with my two sons between gym and work have almost fuck all time for owt else. Quarter Spanish so always have nice tan without trying, have a paranoid fear of debt and being poor and are quite boring so think meeting a new lass for the long term will be quite hard one lasses parting word were “all you do is work and go gym and that’s not for me” haha "

Hello John.

I’ve seen you around the forum.

You seem like the kind of guy that would get along with us in social situations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I'm Hornycouga. Actially a fake profile. I'm really a big hairy builder from Penge called Ron. Currently letting the business go to wrack and ruin to bum around Asia.

Make sure you go to East Malaysia. Loved the Island of Borneo, Kuching was great. If you're into hills try Kota Kinabalu in Sabah

Spooky. I'm in KK right now! "

Enjoy it - dont go getting lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm sensual desires. A blob of fat that lives with 2 cats. You won't see my comments in the forum. I fantasies about getting my hands on many male bodies that are in the forum

I see you.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi my name is J and I’m just really really sexy. What else must one say.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Hi! I'm Cherry, aka Pixie, semi pro wrestler, body double for Charlize Theron and occasional voice over artist for M and S adverts...

My ambition is to convince Tom Hardy to read me a bedtime story whilst Benedict Cumberbatch acts it out.

Most of this may not be quite true...

Cherry x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Hello

I am Sam Tender off of the internet.

I have a beautiful penis and my wife looks good in pixel formations, she also looks very good in real life but that is only my opinion and I do realise it’s very subjective.

I’m the kind of guy who likes to roam around.

Where pretty girls are, you know that I’ll be found."

To you, they're all the same, right? I hope you kiss 'em and love 'em......

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

You're somewhat tidy too

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Hi. We're the KCs. We're mainly British, but there's definite Dutch in me. Mr is 100% pure northern peasant though.

One half of the team is a fat, disabled woman on wheels. The other half is a super slim, anti-social man with a prediction for Warhammer. We're quite the catch.

We struggle to meet, even socially, because we have no childcare so we're actually total fakes really.

Here to chat shit and e-flash to anyone who wants to look. Disclaimer: we cannot be held responsible for any eyesight problems that result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello internet strangers. My name is Lee.

I enjoy travel, food, sleeping and having sex with beautiful women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, I’m from Newcastle….

Very single

My love is NUFC & family, I’m rather sociable, love perving and reading profiles

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Hello John.

I’ve seen you around the forum.

You seem like the kind of guy that would get along with us in social situations

Very kind of you to say thank you I think we would to

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

You're somewhat tidy too

Filth and lies. I'd be a terrible housewife.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

You're somewhat tidy too

Filth and lies. I'd be a terrible housewife."

Get your marigolds on

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

You're somewhat tidy too

Filth and lies. I'd be a terrible housewife.

Get your marigolds on

Oh, we are not going to get along

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

You're somewhat tidy too

Filth and lies. I'd be a terrible housewife.

Get your marigolds on

Oh, we are not going to get along

....and get that dress off

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By *abyblues2023Woman
over a year ago

Everywhere and Nowhere baby thats where im at

Babyblues here I'm an amateur photographer lurking in the forum a while but getting more involved now

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

You're somewhat tidy too

Filth and lies. I'd be a terrible housewife.

Get your marigolds on

Oh, we are not going to get along

Forget the marigolds, just let me shove my cock down your throat

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By *ensualPleasure96Man
over a year ago

Dunstable

Hello mate - young sarcastic fun loving guy who adore conversations and meets with older woman and couples.

Single and will stay that way until the forever one is found.

Enjoy football at the weekends, work in recruitment in the week.

Message me to find out more always happy to chat

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

You're somewhat tidy too

Filth and lies. I'd be a terrible housewife.

Get your marigolds on

Oh, we are not going to get along

Forget the marigolds, just let me shove my cock down your throat "

And they say romance is dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Derek. Have a good day.

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By *carlett 44Woman
over a year ago

bootle

Hi I'm Jenny. Iv bin on n off here a few yrs. Met some very nice people. I hav 3 grown up kids and a gorgeous grandson. I hav 2 pooches at home who are my babies. I am a very social person xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Hi everyone, we are Ailsa and George. We’ve been buddies since we were 11 years old. One of us is into all kinds of creative things, writing and photography and designing, and the other is into all kinds of scientific and medical things and will soon be known as Doctor. We are parents, lovers, friends and we are mostly gentle, easy-going folks with big hearts and a love of conversation and other peaceful things. We also love being naked and playing about with other lovely people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Jennie.

I am an attention seeking gobshite. Best ignore me and move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey everyone. I’m holte121, if you know anything about a Birmingham based football team you may understand the name choice.

So I enjoy football, going to the gym and enjoy doing diy.

I’ve also recently become a motorcycle user which is something I really enjoy.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

The name's Robyn Graves.... I'm a part time transvestite full time punk rock loser...I may look like a tattooed thug in drag..but I'm cultured..I watch films with subtitles...and no it's not cos I'm hard of hearing..

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

You're somewhat tidy too

Filth and lies. I'd be a terrible housewife.

Get your marigolds on

Oh, we are not going to get along

Forget the marigolds, just let me shove my cock down your throat

And they say romance is dead

That's like baking her a nice cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I'm Jenny. Iv bin on n off here a few yrs. Met some very nice people. I hav 3 grown up kids and a gorgeous grandson. I hav 2 pooches at home who are my babies. I am a very social person xx"

Nice name x

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

Hi I am Amber81. My profile is so damn long you don't need any more crap from me here.

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hi I am Amber81. My profile is so damn long you don't need any more crap from me here."

You also love cake?

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By *heAdventurerMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I like the sound of you..so what do you enjoy doing ?

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Lives in Preston, Eng

"Hi I am Amber81. My profile is so damn long you don't need any more crap from me here.

You also love cake? "

Did someone say cake!?

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Hi I am Amber81. My profile is so damn long you don't need any more crap from me here.

You also love cake?

Did someone say cake!?"

And flapjacks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I am Amber81. My profile is so damn long you don't need any more crap from me here."

It's fine, we most just scroll through that to look at boobs.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"Hello internet strangers. My name is Lee.

I enjoy travel, food, sleeping and having sex with beautiful women."
Hi, that is good

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By *hagTonight OP Man
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *akedMechanicMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Hi I'm clamshaft, 6ft 3 slim build man from Manchester, Mechanic by trade.

In my spare time I like to play ice hockey and football. Apart from this I like to go out enjoy myself by having drinks, taking in the sites of a nice British city and of course abit of people watching is a great pass time

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Good afternoon

I’m Fiddlesticks, fiddles to my friends, I’m a bit of a nob really, but I do seem to get away with it in the main.

You may have noticed in forum threads such as

Help I left my cumbucket on the train and

Kiss, Fuck, or Go to the Bingo with my Nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Afternoon All..

I'm Southern77.. Yes, as the Name suggests I'm originally from South-West London and now living in Birmingham.

Hobbyist Photographer (halfway between Amatuer and Pro) and had Photos in Exhibitions Worldwide.

This isn't my First time on here and I'm finding my feet again.

Work full-time on shifts so I'm on here (and hopefully playing one day) at random times and days.

Good for Socials and snuggles and one day I'll be able to answer about the rest lol

Pleasure to meet You all

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By *athblondeWoman
over a year ago

Bath

Fancy seeing you here

Hey all also new to the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I’m Stephen Pickle,

I’m a young (too young) 26 year old Black guy from London. I’m Black and known for starting threads about random shit all the time with the occasional serious, deep thread thrown in there. I talk a lot of shit, especially about being Black and racism. Being young and Black I often post cultural references that nearly nobody on this forum understands- My people

and make this Lot feel old.

I enjoy having sex in my free time and reading (mostly books by Black authors).

Did I mention that I’m Black? Just in case- I’m Stephen Pickle and I’m a young Black fabber from London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi All relatively new (2nd account in 5yrs)

Hi - I'm Wayne and I'm a FABaholic. It's been so long since I actually met someone off here, that I started to lose all hope.

I'm a professional, hardworking Single WIDOWER Dad of two kids and two step daughters. I work away a lot of the time, therefore relying on step daughters and friends for child care when necessary.

Sadly I have a story to tell.. but it's too long.. boring and.... it puts people off - like today

I'm not looking to marry again or get a girlfriend again...

I'm looking for someone who doesn't mind a reasonably vanilla guy with a few "fantastical kinks" who has never tried them.

Nearly 50yrs old and going through final (hopefully) radiotherapy treatment for bowel cancer.

Yes it's sad... it's terrible.. but I still have a live to live! hence being on here, Pineapple and FWB UK.

I hate time wasters, and I promise to never waste your time in return.

Someone seeking a regular FWB would be amazing - any where in the East Midlands.

Sorry - was that too long??

should this actually be my profile???

Anyway - If anyone could suggest profile amendments / recommendations - I would be most grateful.

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I’m not really new. But been away for 4 years. Dipping a toe in for now really to see if I still enjoy the scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, playing solo on here but have a girlfriend, ex was shared many times and working on current partner ti do the same. I love chatting with guys as it’s always been a fantasy to find someone that’s been with my current or former girlfriends. Love chatting about them and sharing fantasies and stories with other like minded people. Would love a chat today if anyone fancies it.

jack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm southwilts63 and I'm an alcoholic....shit, wrong group

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Fancy seeing you here

Hey all also new to the forum "

Hello Bathblonde

I like your profile text.

It’s very informative

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Hi,

I’m Jager, 34 from Essex. Some of you have spoken to me before, but for those who haven’t. Bonjour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/07/23 15:29:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, playing solo on here but have a girlfriend, ex was shared many times and working on current partner ti do the same. I love chatting with guys as it’s always been a fantasy to find someone that’s been with my current or former girlfriends. Love chatting about them and sharing fantasies and stories with other like minded people. Would love a chat today if anyone fancies it.

jack. "

To be honest - it's a fantasy of mine too - I can see the appeal behind it! for exactly the same reason - sharing stories and fantasies.... not just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh mate 100% drop me a message if you fancy chatting

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Chillout. Retired fabster. Had my years of glory, heavily sampling the hedonistic excess and debauchery the scene can provide.

Now content to mostly lurk and people watch

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By *athblondeWoman
over a year ago

Bath

So helpful aren’t I

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"So helpful aren’t I

I mean I would

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

My name is Peach and I'm a sex addict

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Hola.

My name here is Prey. I love sucking dick and posting trash on here

You're somewhat tidy too

Filth and lies. I'd be a terrible housewife.

Get your marigolds on

Oh, we are not going to get along

Forget the marigolds, just let me shove my cock down your throat

And they say romance is dead

That's like baking her a nice cake

It's better than a nice cake.

Please shove your cock down my throat at your earliest convenience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wonko and I'm a wanker

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"My name is Peach and I'm a sex addict

Hello peach, my name is Sam and I love that outfit!

Is it a jumpsuit? pyjamas?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Hi all, I’m _uckmonkey and I’m banned from all zoo’s in England….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi. Pair of norfeners 'ere. We like great food, great company and some sex every now and again. We have a great sense of humour, it's as dark as my anal cavity.

I'm surprised noone laughed.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are Beyond Purity

We actually meet instead of talking or moaning about it.

We do moan but like a porn style moan, so it’s delayed by a few seconds…

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

K here, fairly new to the forums but not to fab, a terrible flirt( honestly I'm really bad at it lol ) and lover of all things rock and metal music related, Discworld and exchanging of puns over a glass or 6 of wine

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Sprout.

Long time lurker and first time poster. I’m here to meet fun people and not draw attention to myself as I’m shy.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

[Removed by poster at 24/07/23 18:12:49]

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm Sophie and new to the world of sex, so thought Fab would be a slow, gentle introduction. I don't push my boobs and my bum as my assets, so will just let you admire my derriere. I am typically the voice of reason in forum discussions, unless I'm perhaps having a wonky day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello hello Mrflirt is my name and flirting is my game. I'm bubbly, easy going and cheeky. Always find me with me a smile to brighten up anyone's day. I'm a petrol head so you can find me on the roads and always tend to work hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Nove. Real name ofc

. Couldn't flirt my way out of wet paper bag. Identify within the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello we are lich.

Husband and wife couple that has been together for many years.

We have 3 kids and 9 grandkids.

But even in our 50s we try to keep fit by hitting the gym regularly.

The mr is a hard working roofer and the Mrs is a hard working nurse.

We enjoy meeting couples for sameroom fullswaps.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Hello fabulous Fabbers above and below I'm Emily36C... (not to be confused with Emily36B or D

)

In between work trips here, there and everywhere I tend to disrupt multiple threads by lobbing in mention of cake

...

... I struggle taking anything seriously so I must be in the perfect place being here on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Mr TT2 and I'm an alco.... Wait wrong crowd, hi fabbers

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Hi I'm.....n I'm a twat....

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m The Gatekeeper.

I like to drink, have a laugh and wind people up. I’m learning to play the piano and I train martial arts a few times a week.

Im also an avid Gooner

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By *ushu666Woman
over a year ago

Paignton

"Fancy seeing you here

Hey all also new to the forum "

Bloody stalker, get out phahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Quinn, I am a scientist, Poly, married, kids.

I have chaotic moods which a Doctor would call ADHD but more likely an attempt at being humorous.

I am very Sarcastic, dark sense of humour and very Dry.

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By *adore AnthonyMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

*Shaggy - Mr Boombastic plays as the elevator drops slowly*

*walks out*

Hello Ladies, My names Jadore and I’m from Gloucester *waves*

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Max

Work in the design engineering area

1 child

Quick witted

Good in the kitchen

Snappy dresser

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I'm Dave ,your typical old fashioned Yorkshire man. Blunt ,out spoken , call a spade a spade ,and i say it how I see it . Growing up my parents drummed it into me that "if tha's got summat to say lad ,say it '.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Hi I'm.....n I'm a twat...."

And I love you for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Beautifully-Twisted, I am a happy go lucky type of person.

I love getting out and about with my dogs, exploring new areas and just generally being busy.

I love learning about all sorts of things and I'm an avid reader.

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