FabSwingers.com forum: Glowup n Jen are desperate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Off the back of the Desparate thread, Glowupdoll and I have devided to both post "Desparate! Open to offers!" as our status.

Reckon we'll get many takers?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Oh yes

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *warf with a mulletMan
over a year ago

barry

"Off the back of the Desparate thread, Glowupdoll and I have devided to both post "Desparate! Open to offers!" as our status.

Reckon we'll get many takers? "

I would take you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

&-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good ideas start like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"&-)"

Wtf is this ^

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"Off the back of the Desparate thread, Glowupdoll and I have devided to both post "Desparate! Open to offers!" as our status.

Reckon we'll get many takers? "

Maybe I should try it

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"&-)

Wtf is this ^

It's an ampersand

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"&-)"

That’s embarrassing.

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By *J JamesMan
over a year ago

Hull

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"&-)

That’s embarrassing."

Brilliant

absolutely fucking brilliant

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"In

You said with me that you couldn’t tell if it was in yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nothing so far

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In

You said with me that you couldn’t tell if it was in yet

I was numb from the gangbang just before...

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Nothing so far

It's because you misspelled desperate and horny fab guys are judgy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No deluge of dick so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing so far

It's because you misspelled desperate and horny fab guys are judgy

Jx"

They’re just fussy ffs we’re desperate

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Nothing so far

I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing so far

It's because you misspelled desperate and horny fab guys are judgy

Jx"

Curses

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By *eresa_cdslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

2 now

One of them is more than one word!

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Status set in honour of you two lovelies

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By *J JamesMan
over a year ago

Hull

Sounds like the title of a death metal album!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status set in honour of you two lovelies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always down for getting tag teamed should know me by now Jennie I am a 4 letter bad word

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"2 now

One of them is more than one word! "

More than one word?!? Show off

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Off the back of the Desparate thread, Glowupdoll and I have devided to both post "Desparate! Open to offers!" as our status.

Reckon we'll get many takers? "

You'll be flooded!!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"No deluge of dick so far. "

You should learn by now that Fab works on reverse psychology. If you want an inbox full of cock you need to write NO COCK PICS in big letters on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie maybe we need better profile pics to get da mens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Status set in honour of you two lovelies

Have we founded a movement.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status set in honour of you two lovelies

Have we founded a movement.?"

If we erect it they will cum

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m definitely in for this

Now I’m back and got warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie maybe we need better profile pics to get da mens. "

You do, that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jennie maybe we need better profile pics to get da mens.

You do, that's for sure"

Truetalk

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"Jennie maybe we need better profile pics to get da mens. "
,, profile pictures are fine two stunners x

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I keep offering but never taken up on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jennie maybe we need better profile pics to get da mens. ,, profile pictures are fine two stunners x"

A true gent.

And very charitable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I keep offering but never taken up on it

Thass cos we's timewasterz innit

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Are you checking up on me Jennie to ensure that I am a man of my word?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

""Desparate! Open to offers!" as our status.

Reckon we'll get many takers? "

Ooo let us know if this works

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

3 now but the 3rd one scared me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you checking up on me Jennie to ensure that I am a man of my word?

You know it

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By *J JamesMan
over a year ago

Hull

Then people must be blind or stupid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sorry

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sorry

Ooh... I assumed it was me

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By *J JamesMan
over a year ago

Hull

Seeing as my name is Dan I'm somewhat reluctant to put Desperate anywhere near my status!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 so far. Like bookends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sorry

Ooh... I assumed it was me

Is your willy bigger than mine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2 so far. Like bookends. "

Bookends with guide dogs?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Is there a buy one get one free option?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sorry

Ooh... I assumed it was me

Is your willy bigger than mine?

No but she has a higher sperm count

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sowwy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sorry

Ooh... I assumed it was me

Is your willy bigger than mine?

No but she has a higher sperm count"

that's a relief!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 so far. Like bookends.

Bookends with guide dogs? "

(Woof! Shhhhhh!!!)

No … ummm…

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a buy one get one free option?

We're desperate, not destitute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a buy one get one free option?

We're desperate, not destitute! "

What she’s me means is Jennie is free.

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Both your pics are amaaaazing!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Is there a buy one get one free option?

We're desperate, not destitute! "

Well that’s me told

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a buy one get one free option?

We're desperate, not destitute!

What she’s me means is Jennie is free. "

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Is there a buy one get one free option?

We're desperate, not destitute!

What she’s me means is Jennie is free. "

And that’s me sold

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Nothing so far

It's because you misspelled desperate and horny fab guys are judgy

Jx"

•

I was going to exclaim the same thing! But you got there before me, Jülië.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Both your pics are amaaaazing!!"

Thanks xx

But mine's more amazing, right?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"Both your pics are amaaaazing!!

Thanks xx

But mine's more amazing, right? "

I'm definitely not gonna answer that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly? "

More a finger of fudge type myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly? "

Obvs

You cant wash dishes if they are wearing clothes!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly?

Obvs

You cant wash dishes if they are wearing clothes! "

And knowledge like that is why you are the master, and I'm a mere student learning at your feet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly?

More a fist of fudge type myself "

FIFY

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly?

More a finger of fudge type myself "

How about 4 fingers of a KitKat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly?

More a fist of fudge type myself

FIFY"

Call me Sooty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab! "

I’m on 10.

Still desperate though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab!

I’m on 10.

Still desperate though "

Ive not even had coffee table guy yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperate enough to do my dishes naked, for an occasional spank and a curly whirly?

More a finger of fudge type myself

How about 4 fingers of a KitKat?

Howling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab!

I’m on 10.

Still desperate though

Ive not even had coffee table guy yet! "

Coffee table guy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab!

I’m on 10.

Still desperate though

Ive not even had coffee table guy yet!

Coffee table guy? "

I thought everyone had been messaged by coffee table guy

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab! "

At least you got something. You were the only person who even viewed me let alone received a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab!

I’m on 10.

Still desperate though

Ive not even had coffee table guy yet!

Coffee table guy?

I thought everyone had been messaged by coffee table guy"

(Looks around for someone else to talk to)

Oh right yes umm him. No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That shows the true depth of our despair... Only 6 between us on a Saturday night on Fab!

At least you got something. You were the only person who even viewed me let alone received a message

I view in ninja

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing so far

I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too. "

You never sent me one

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Thanks for the pity message. I just have to face facts. I am not as desirable or attractive as you desperate pair

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Nothing so far

I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too.

You never sent me one

Did you block me again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the pity message. I just have to face facts. I am not as desirable or attractive as you desperate pair

Easy. The word is easy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

4 now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nothing so far

I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too.

You never sent me one

Did you block me again?"

Well, you did get a bit stalky at one stage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 now "

Will they all fit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4 now

Will they all fit? "

Maybe not all at once

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"4 now "

Can you call my number out when you’re ready for me darling please?… Bingo style

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"4 now

Can you call my number out when you’re ready for me darling please?… Bingo style

HOUSE!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Have either of you been tempted yet??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have either of you been tempted yet??"

Met 2 already!

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Nothing so far

I've just copied 'n' pasted the same message 100x. You haven't received a single one yet? Dammit, I worked hard drafting that message too.

You never sent me one

Did you block me again?

Well, you did get a bit stalky at one stage! "

Turning up in the middle of the night and singing outside of your window is not stalking!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"4 now

Can you call my number out when you’re ready for me darling please?… Bingo style

Two little birds, 22!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"4 now

Can you call my number out when you’re ready for me darling please?… Bingo style

Two little birds, 22!"

It’s my turn! Woop woop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one? "

Fuck it I’m counting them (as I’m desperate)

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one? "

Just one else you're being greedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one? "

They all count, sweet cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one?

Just one else you're being greedy "

My moral code isn’t that nuanced just now

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one?

Just one else you're being greedy

My moral code isn’t that nuanced just now "

Greed is good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am now officially half as desirable as Glowup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait do I count tops and bottoms or just one?

Just one else you're being greedy

My moral code isn’t that nuanced just now

Greed is good. "

Yes but the wrong fish I throw back in the sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13. Unlucky. Just when I wanna get lucky.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Yes but the wrong fish I throw back in the sea. "

Ah, minnows.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sorry about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sorry about that

Hmmmm.

Your message must still be lost in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I’m off to bed. I will survey the damage in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But the last one is just a crazy fantasist

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sorry about that

Hmmmm.

Your message must still be lost in the post

I’m on Welsh signal. It’s still buffering.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"3 now but the 3rd one scared me

Sorry about that

Hmmmm.

Your message must still be lost in the post

I’m on Welsh signal. It’s still buffering. "

Buferiau?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

7.... Its a slow perve night

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think I'll go to sleep and check my nets in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's so slow on here tonight

Sweet dreams, lovely Jennie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you'll be out of luck

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"6.

But the last one is just a crazy fantasist"

Fantasist I may be, but I'm no crazy lady

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I would

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