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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To burn down the local pub.

They are having what sounds like a rave in their garden!

I'd be everso grateful.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me

Thanks.

Want a cuppa after?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call in a bomb threat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or I could teleport to you and I can drown out the noise with make me scream in pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or I could teleport to you and I can drown out the noise with make me scream in pleasure

No one screams that loud!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call in a bomb threat..

They wouldn't hear the phine ringing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a sign up outside

‘STD PARTY - ITS GONORRHEA BE FUN!

Free entry (which is what got us here in the first place)’

Should clear it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick a sign up outside

‘STD PARTY - ITS GONORRHEA BE FUN!

Free entry (which is what got us here in the first place)’

Should clear it.

Now this idea has legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or I could teleport to you and I can drown out the noise with make me scream in pleasure

No one screams that loud! "

Ha ha but it will take your mind off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick a sign up outside

‘STD PARTY - ITS GONORRHEA BE FUN!

Free entry (which is what got us here in the first place)’

Should clear it.

Now this idea has legs! "

And diseases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rave? Send me the address so I can avoid it and not get the glow sticks out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick a sign up outside

‘STD PARTY - ITS GONORRHEA BE FUN!

Free entry (which is what got us here in the first place)’

Should clear it.

Now this idea has legs!

And diseases "

Speaking of which... Have you been given the all clear yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick a sign up outside

‘STD PARTY - ITS GONORRHEA BE FUN!

Free entry (which is what got us here in the first place)’

Should clear it.

Now this idea has legs!

And diseases

Speaking of which... Have you been given the all clear yet? "

Honey they give diseases inoculations against me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A rave? Send me the address so I can avoid it and not get the glow sticks out."

The Anthrax Reserch Lab

Porton Down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rave? Send me the address so I can avoid it and not get the glow sticks out.

The Anthrax Reserch Lab

Porton Down "

Tut tut giving out your home addy online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A rave? Send me the address so I can avoid it and not get the glow sticks out.

The Anthrax Reserch Lab

Porton Down "

I will avoid it at all costs. Quick question? Do you have a bucket hat I can borrow?

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big.

I mean I'm talking tea and cake here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A rave? Send me the address so I can avoid it and not get the glow sticks out.

The Anthrax Reserch Lab

Porton Down

Tut tut giving out your home addy online

(shhhh... Its a trap!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big.

I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! "

Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big.

I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! "

I can cover that.

I know a cake lady... She has sources

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"To burn down the local pub.

They are having what sounds like a rave in their garden!

I'd be everso grateful.

The mood I'm in tonight, I could bust in through the front door & go full Karen on 'em! It would be very cathartic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To burn down the local pub.

They are having what sounds like a rave in their garden!

I'd be everso grateful.

The mood I'm in tonight, I could bust in through the front door & go full Karen on 'em! It would be very cathartic!"

I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

Ping a grid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In.

Ping a grid

If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice.

I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts!

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big.

I mean I'm talking tea and cake here!

Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date "

A guy into Rave music?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big.

I mean I'm talking tea and cake here!

Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date

A guy into Rave music? "

Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big.

I mean I'm talking tea and cake here!

Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date

A guy into Rave music?

Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work. "

Ooooh

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? "

Video it. Please

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Be thankful you don't live near the festival playing a mile from me.

I'm going to Google what time it ends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? "

They’ll ask you to host the bingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Ping a grid

If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice.

I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts! "

Well lay up a fireteam as a FSG and pop a smoke for them to switch fire when you need to get back to Zero

It's obvious Jennie

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Be thankful you don't live near the festival playing a mile from me.

I'm going to Google what time it ends."

Should have ended 20 minutes ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In.

Ping a grid

If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice.

I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts!

Well lay up a fireteam as a FSG and pop a smoke for them to switch fire when you need to get back to Zero

It's obvious Jennie

Theoretically.

But we both know the ranging shot will take my house out and the pub will be untouched!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down?

They’ll ask you to host the bingo "

Lol... Or read story books at the library!

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big.

I mean I'm talking tea and cake here!

Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date

A guy into Rave music?

Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work.

Ooooh"

See taken you're mind off the rave already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.

Ping a grid

If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice.

I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts!

Well lay up a fireteam as a FSG and pop a smoke for them to switch fire when you need to get back to Zero

It's obvious Jennie

Theoretically.

But we both know the ranging shot will take my house out and the pub will be untouched! "

We need CQB weaponry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In.

Ping a grid

If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice.

I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts!

Well lay up a fireteam as a FSG and pop a smoke for them to switch fire when you need to get back to Zero

It's obvious Jennie

Theoretically.

But we both know the ranging shot will take my house out and the pub will be untouched!

We need CQB weaponry

Actually... Just a surgical strike to take out the DJ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a plan. THE plan. And it’s genius!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big.

I mean I'm talking tea and cake here!

Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date

A guy into Rave music?

Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work.

Ooooh

See taken you're mind off the rave already! "

Grrrr... You just reminded me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? "

Add a Jason mask and I’d buy tickets to watch it.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

You want me to throw some orange confetti at the dj and handcuff myself to the decks?

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big.

I mean I'm talking tea and cake here!

Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date

A guy into Rave music?

Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work.

Ooooh

See taken you're mind off the rave already!

Grrrr... You just reminded me"

Did I mention he could do magic tricks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want me to throw some orange confetti at the dj and handcuff myself to the decks?"

There is no need for that kind of violence. No need.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want me to throw some orange confetti at the dj and handcuff myself to the decks?"

Fucking genius

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down?

Add a Jason mask and I’d buy tickets to watch it."

Honey, the state of my makeup, the Jason mask wont be needed!

Kinda Alice Cooper meets Pennywise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To burn down the local pub.

They are having what sounds like a rave in their garden!

I'd be everso grateful.

"
Shall we

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To burn down the local pub.

They are having what sounds like a rave in their garden!

I'd be everso grateful.

Shall we

Hell Yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll go to the pub, drink, ingratiate myself with these people, and bring it down from the inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down?

Add a Jason mask and I’d buy tickets to watch it.

Honey, the state of my makeup, the Jason mask wont be needed!

Kinda Alice Cooper meets Pennywise"

Curry or Skarsgard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll go to the pub, drink, ingratiate myself with these people, and bring it down from the inside. "

Ha ha ha ha!

Ingratiate?

Oh that's a good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down?

Add a Jason mask and I’d buy tickets to watch it.

Honey, the state of my makeup, the Jason mask wont be needed!

Kinda Alice Cooper meets Pennywise

Curry or Skarsgard?"

Gotta be Curry

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

My brother is a convicted arsonist but sadly he lives in Scotland

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My brother is a convicted arsonist but sadly he lives in Scotland

Ill pick him up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap?

Water bill!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap?

Water bill! "

Im on a bloody meter

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By *elcome68Man
over a year ago

manchester

my tunes are already on, got glow sticks nd a whistle LOL x

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap?

Water bill!

Im on a bloody meter"

Connect it to their tap.

Win-win.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap?

Water bill!

Im on a bloody meter"

We can start a Go fund me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my tunes are already on, got glow sticks nd a whistle LOL x

Got any veras?

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap?

Water bill!

Im on a bloody meter

We can start a Go fund me

Or a Glow fund me so I can go to this pub.

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