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"Or I could teleport to you and I can drown out the noise with make me scream in pleasure " No one screams that loud! | |||
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"Call in a bomb threat.. " They wouldn't hear the phine ringing | |||
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"Or I could teleport to you and I can drown out the noise with make me scream in pleasure No one screams that loud! " Ha ha but it will take your mind off it | |||
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"Stick a sign up outside ‘STD PARTY - ITS GONORRHEA BE FUN! Free entry (which is what got us here in the first place)’ Should clear it. Now this idea has legs! " And diseases | |||
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"Stick a sign up outside ‘STD PARTY - ITS GONORRHEA BE FUN! Free entry (which is what got us here in the first place)’ Should clear it. Now this idea has legs! And diseases " Speaking of which... Have you been given the all clear yet? | |||
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"Stick a sign up outside ‘STD PARTY - ITS GONORRHEA BE FUN! Free entry (which is what got us here in the first place)’ Should clear it. Now this idea has legs! And diseases Speaking of which... Have you been given the all clear yet? " Honey they give diseases inoculations against me. | |||
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"A rave? Send me the address so I can avoid it and not get the glow sticks out." The Anthrax Reserch Lab Porton Down | |||
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"A rave? Send me the address so I can avoid it and not get the glow sticks out. The Anthrax Reserch Lab Porton Down " Tut tut giving out your home addy online | |||
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"A rave? Send me the address so I can avoid it and not get the glow sticks out. The Anthrax Reserch Lab Porton Down " I will avoid it at all costs. Quick question? Do you have a bucket hat I can borrow? | |||
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"A rave? Send me the address so I can avoid it and not get the glow sticks out. The Anthrax Reserch Lab Porton Down Tut tut giving out your home addy online " (shhhh... Its a trap!) | |||
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"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big. I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! " Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date | |||
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"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big. I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! " I can cover that. I know a cake lady... She has sources | |||
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"To burn down the local pub. They are having what sounds like a rave in their garden! . I'd be everso grateful. " The mood I'm in tonight, I could bust in through the front door & go full Karen on 'em! It would be very cathartic! | |||
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"To burn down the local pub. They are having what sounds like a rave in their garden! . I'd be everso grateful. The mood I'm in tonight, I could bust in through the front door & go full Karen on 'em! It would be very cathartic!" I think I love you | |||
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"In. Ping a grid " If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice. I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts! | |||
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"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big. I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date " A guy into Rave music? | |||
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"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big. I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date A guy into Rave music? " Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work. | |||
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"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big. I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date A guy into Rave music? Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work. " Ooooh | |||
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"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? " Video it. Please | |||
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"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? " They’ll ask you to host the bingo | |||
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"In. Ping a grid If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice. I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts! " Well lay up a fireteam as a FSG and pop a smoke for them to switch fire when you need to get back to Zero It's obvious Jennie | |||
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"Be thankful you don't live near the festival playing a mile from me. I'm going to Google what time it ends." Should have ended 20 minutes ago. | |||
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"In. Ping a grid If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice. I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts! Well lay up a fireteam as a FSG and pop a smoke for them to switch fire when you need to get back to Zero It's obvious Jennie " Theoretically. But we both know the ranging shot will take my house out and the pub will be untouched! | |||
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"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? They’ll ask you to host the bingo " Lol... Or read story books at the library! | |||
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"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big. I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date A guy into Rave music? Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work. Ooooh" See taken you're mind off the rave already! | |||
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"In. Ping a grid If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice. I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts! Well lay up a fireteam as a FSG and pop a smoke for them to switch fire when you need to get back to Zero It's obvious Jennie Theoretically. But we both know the ranging shot will take my house out and the pub will be untouched! " We need CQB weaponry | |||
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"In. Ping a grid If I am calling in a fire mission I need some notice. I need to get well away... In case of drop shorts! Well lay up a fireteam as a FSG and pop a smoke for them to switch fire when you need to get back to Zero It's obvious Jennie Theoretically. But we both know the ranging shot will take my house out and the pub will be untouched! We need CQB weaponry " Actually... Just a surgical strike to take out the DJ! | |||
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"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big. I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date A guy into Rave music? Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work. Ooooh See taken you're mind off the rave already! " Grrrr... You just reminded me | |||
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"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? " Add a Jason mask and I’d buy tickets to watch it. | |||
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"I mean I'm from Northern Ireland so I clearly know a guy.... it'll cost you... cost you big. I mean I'm talking tea and cake here! Ok let’s sort the pub out then you can hook her up with a date A guy into Rave music? Into Jennie. Or just in Jennie. Either could work. Ooooh See taken you're mind off the rave already! Grrrr... You just reminded me" Did I mention he could do magic tricks? | |||
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"You want me to throw some orange confetti at the dj and handcuff myself to the decks?" There is no need for that kind of violence. No need. | |||
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"You want me to throw some orange confetti at the dj and handcuff myself to the decks?" Fucking genius | |||
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"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? Add a Jason mask and I’d buy tickets to watch it." Honey, the state of my makeup, the Jason mask wont be needed! Kinda Alice Cooper meets Pennywise | |||
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"To burn down the local pub. They are having what sounds like a rave in their garden! . I'd be everso grateful. " Shall we | |||
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"To burn down the local pub. They are having what sounds like a rave in their garden! . I'd be everso grateful. Shall we " Hell Yeah. | |||
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"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? Add a Jason mask and I’d buy tickets to watch it. Honey, the state of my makeup, the Jason mask wont be needed! Kinda Alice Cooper meets Pennywise" Curry or Skarsgard? | |||
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"I’ll go to the pub, drink, ingratiate myself with these people, and bring it down from the inside. " Ha ha ha ha! Ingratiate? Oh that's a good one! | |||
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"Do you think an angry 6'5" tranny with a chainsaw might be sufficient to get the volume turned down? Add a Jason mask and I’d buy tickets to watch it. Honey, the state of my makeup, the Jason mask wont be needed! Kinda Alice Cooper meets Pennywise Curry or Skarsgard?" Gotta be Curry | |||
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"My brother is a convicted arsonist but sadly he lives in Scotland " Ill pick him up! | |||
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"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap? " Water bill! | |||
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"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap? Water bill! " Im on a bloody meter | |||
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"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap? Water bill! Im on a bloody meter" Connect it to their tap. Win-win. | |||
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"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap? Water bill! Im on a bloody meter" We can start a Go fund me | |||
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"my tunes are already on, got glow sticks nd a whistle LOL x " Got any veras? Lovely | |||
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"Can't you just switch on the garden sprinklers and then remove the handle from the tap? Water bill! Im on a bloody meter We can start a Go fund me " Or a Glow fund me so I can go to this pub. | |||
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