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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
over a year ago

kidderminster

You get 10 million tomorrow but……

The minute that cash hits your bank account a snail gets released. If it touches you you die. You can’t kill it!

Are you accepting the cash or not

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Where is it getting released? In Sweden or to the side of me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it slither into a glass, take it on holiday to Australia , let it go. Go back home.

Or just cover it with a glass.

Give me the money.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted."

This is easier than my idea actually.

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By *P4RTANMan
over a year ago

near

One extra thing trying to kill me Is not gonna bother me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let it slither into a glass, take it on holiday to Australia , let it go. Go back home.

Or just cover it with a glass.

Give me the money. "

You read my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.

This is easier than my idea actually."

I’ll pay you to kill it and you can pay me to kill yours. We don’t even lose out on money.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Don’t they move about 3 inches a day or so? Is the snail heading for me or just going about it’s normal buisness eating plants and sticking to the same spot for days at a time?

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
over a year ago

kidderminster


"Let it slither into a glass, take it on holiday to Australia , let it go. Go back home.

Or just cover it with a glass.

Give me the money. "
you can’t it’s a special type who’s slime melts things, you could move to Australia, but it will find its way to you may take 26 years but it will find you

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Yes, I have a family of hedgehogs living in my garden they love snacking on snails.

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By *iddylad87 OP   Man
over a year ago

kidderminster


"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted."

You can’t if it dies you lose the cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.

You can’t if it dies you lose the cash"

I would pay a team of scientists to cryogenically freeze it until the day I die.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia


"you can’t it’s a special type who’s slime melts things, you could move to Australia, but it will find its way to you may take 26 years but it will find you "

Does this snail have a very particular set of skills?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or, I'd just pay someone to pick it up and put it back to the bottom of the garden every morning.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.

You can’t if it dies you lose the cash"

Don’t they only live for a few years anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get someone to stick it in an icecream tub with a few holes poked in the lid. Toss it a lettuce leaf every day.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington


"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.

You can’t if it dies you lose the cash

Don’t they only live for a few years anyway?"

10-15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You get 10 million tomorrow but……

The minute that cash hits your bank account a snail gets released. If it touches you you die. You can’t kill it!

Are you accepting the cash or not"

Throw salt on the snail.

That way the salt kills the snail and not us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted."

You have no idea of the snail ..there's millions of them ..how would you know which one ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or, I'd just pay someone to pick it up and put it back to the bottom of the garden every morning. "

Like l said to another poster...how would you know which one it is ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.

This is easier than my idea actually."

Ah haaa...you have no idea of which snail it is ...you could kill loads of snails and still not kill the right one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would pay someone else to kill it. Sorted.

You can’t if it dies you lose the cash"

That's not fair cause someone else could kill it by accident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this

Snail friend! I’d scoop him up and put him in a little snail house

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