FabSwingers.com forum: Question for the women

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ever fist yourselves? Like, just go for it, like it's outta batteries and 2 fingers just ain't cutting it sweetheart?

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over a year ago

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Yeah. It's not as good as when someone else does it though

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over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nope

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By *ertslady1984Woman
over a year ago

Herts

"Ever fist yourselves? Like, just go for it, like it's outta batteries and 2 fingers just ain't cutting it sweetheart?"

I think it's a bit hard with the angle tbh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t even know how an arm can bend that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why just for the women?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I don’t even know how an arm can bend that way

I mean... that's one reason.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I don’t even know how an arm can bend that way

What? Does your arm not reach down to your vagina? What?

See fuck this thread now I'm interested in women's arm lengths. How far can you touch down?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I can just about reach to flick my bean (if I was that way inclined).

Us fat oldies struggle with flexibility

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

What, with our ‘go go gadget arms’?

Honestly some men are absolute plonkers sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t even know how an arm can bend that way

What? Does your arm not reach down to your vagina? What?

See fuck this thread now I'm interested in women's arm lengths. How far can you touch down?"

Is my vagina located under the nutsack or something?

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By *imisugarWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

Never have and doubt I'd ever try

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"In"

Just the fist or more?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What, with our ‘go go gadget arms’?

Honestly some men are absolute plonkers sometimes

Oh dear this group thing is not gonna work out...I'm sorry I can touch my knee standing up!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Out

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"What, with our ‘go go gadget arms’?

Honestly some men are absolute plonkers sometimes

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Why just for the women?

You've probably got more chance fisting your arse, to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why just for the women?

You've probably got more chance fisting your arse, to be fair.

I can barely scratch my back.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

In all seriousness I wanna clarify a few things

1) please anyone should know this if they have been here longer than 2 weeks, it's a JOKE thread!

2) I seriously can touch my knee standing up. I can definitely reach around underneath my legs lying down. Do I have long arms because now I'm just like....people are saying they couldn't do it? Genuinely baffling

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Why just for the women?

You've probably got more chance fisting your arse, to be fair.

I can barely scratch my sack."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all seriousness I wanna clarify a few things

1) please anyone should know this if they have been here longer than 2 weeks, it's a JOKE thread!

“Reach around”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why just for the women?

You've probably got more chance fisting your arse, to be fair.

I can barely scratch my sack.

Short arms and saggy balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In

Just the fist or more? "

Going wrist deep in this bitch

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

I definitely think women can fist themselves I'm sorry I'm not buying it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Why just for the women?

You've probably got more chance fisting your arse, to be fair.

I can barely scratch my back."

How do you wipe your butt after a poop?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Why just for the women?

You've probably got more chance fisting your arse, to be fair.

I can barely scratch my back.

How do you wipe your butt after a poop? "

Thanks nanna!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why just for the women?

You've probably got more chance fisting your arse, to be fair.

I can barely scratch my back.

How do you wipe your butt after a poop? "

Rub it on the carpet like a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. It's not as good as when someone else does it though

Oh my!!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I definitely think women can fist themselves I'm sorry I'm not buying it "

Maybe if they are contortionists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What, with our ‘go go gadget arms’?

Honestly some men are absolute plonkers sometimes

I giggled at this- showing my age

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Yeah. It's not as good as when someone else does it though

Oh my!!!"

Apparently I'm the only one that can though

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I definitely think women can fist themselves I'm sorry I'm not buying it

Maybe if they are contortionists."

You were just in my side! Surely if you can rub butt toilet wise you can reach an extra finger or 2 inside yourself no?!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yeah. It's not as good as when someone else does it though

Oh my!!!

Apparently I'm the only one that can though

I've made alot of stupid threads but this one is generally making me question reality the most!

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By *s MariposaWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Good lord .. seriously

I’m doubt many can in all honesty or want too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not that flexible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I prefer dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah. It's not as good as when someone else does it though

Oh my!!!

Apparently I'm the only one that can though

Looks like- lucky lady!!!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't lose your watch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope I prefer dick."

Brilliant cum back

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Right maybe I'm a child but here's the confusion.

I thought fisting was like, 4 fingers in. Which surely if you can finger, you can add another 2. Surely.

If people have vagina punching fistings I get your point

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Yeah. It's not as good as when someone else does it though

Oh my!!!

Apparently I'm the only one that can though

I've made alot of stupid threads but this one is generally making me question reality the most!"

Maybe they're all related to T-rexes and the 40 discarded photos for every one that gets publicly posted are all the short arm photos...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right maybe I'm a child but here's the confusion.

I thought fisting was like, 4 fingers in. Which surely if you can finger, you can add another 2. Surely.

If people have vagina punching fistings I get your point "

Surely it’s only fisting once it passes the thumb knuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try Googling it Brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say 4 fingers at least up to the palm?

Keep the thumb out for the clit or tickle the bum?!

Not speaking from experience

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Right maybe I'm a child but here's the confusion.

I thought fisting was like, 4 fingers in. Which surely if you can finger, you can add another 2. Surely.

If people have vagina punching fistings I get your point

Surely it’s only fisting once it passes the thumb knuckle."

Yeah, it's a fist. A whole fist in the hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right maybe I'm a child but here's the confusion.

I thought fisting was like, 4 fingers in. Which surely if you can finger, you can add another 2. Surely.

If people have vagina punching fistings I get your point

Surely it’s only fisting once it passes the thumb knuckle.

Yeah, it's a fist. A whole fist in the hole

You have to use the politician’s fist technique to get it right in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't lose your watch! "

It's only a Casio

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Why just for the women?

You've probably got more chance fisting your arse, to be fair.

I can barely scratch my back.

How do you wipe your butt after a poop?

Thanks nanna! "

Try fisting your butt.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Right! Anyone who claims they can do it, video proof of a demonstration is required!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Right maybe I'm a child but here's the confusion.

I thought fisting was like, 4 fingers in. Which surely if you can finger, you can add another 2. Surely.

If people have vagina punching fistings I get your point

Surely it’s only fisting once it passes the thumb knuckle."

Has to go up to the wrist.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I'm not that limber.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Don't lose your watch!

It's only a Casio

Ah shit! I read that as Casino first and came up with an awesome "joke" which doesn't work now I realised its Casio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm getting cramp thinking about this.

Out!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't lose your watch!

It's only a Casio

Ah shit! I read that as Casino first and came up with an awesome "joke" which doesn't work now I realised its Casio. "

too many fisters go to Casinos

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

Good lord

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Don't lose your watch!

It's only a Casio

Ah shit! I read that as Casino first and came up with an awesome "joke" which doesn't work now I realised its Casio.

too many fisters go to Casinos

Casino Fanny. It's a bit like Disco fanny but more of a gamble!

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Don't lose your watch!

It's only a Casio

Ah shit! I read that as Casino first and came up with an awesome "joke" which doesn't work now I realised its Casio.

too many fisters go to Casinos

Casino Fanny. It's a bit like Disco fanny but more of a gamble! "

Fanny can't keep a secret, she's got really loose lips.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

Arm length isn't the problem Bruce it's the angle.

As far as I'm aware fisting is literally the whole hand?

Even if it was possible I can't imagine it being nice feeling like your wrist is gonna snap off

Imagine your hand getting stuck like that

Em x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Fanny can't keep a secret, she's got really loose lips. "

That’ll be all the fisting.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Arm length isn't the problem Bruce it's the angle.

As far as I'm aware fisting is literally the whole hand?

Even if it was possible I can't imagine it being nice feeling like your wrist is gonna snap off

Imagine your hand getting stuck like that

Em x"

I assumed this was the case

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I have T-Rex arms

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have T-Rex arms

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I have T-Rex arms

Do you have a dinosaur fetish?

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Big fat no, here.....

*tumble*

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

^^^ *we.ed*

Had to finish the sentence... obviously... not the fisting!!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I have T-Rex arms

Do you have a dinosaur fetish?

Maybe!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Can't say I've tried Brucey.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I have T-Rex arms

Do you have a dinosaur fetish?

Maybe! "

raaawr!

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t say I’ve ever tried brucey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impossible twist my fist in that general direction

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Thanks everyone this has been eye opening.

Is fisting just 4 fingers deep or the whole hand? Is it arm length or angle? Some can do it, most can't...

Educational and entertaining. I did well here. Apart from the people that think I'm a stupid twat obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.. no I haven’t. Can’t say I’ve ever thought about trying either

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried getting one of those stupid beppy tampons out but more than two fingers arent going in all at the same time and still functioning as fingers should. So I dont think I could do it. I thought fisting was the whole hand anyway, in past the knuckles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In all seriousness I wanna clarify a few things

1) please anyone should know this if they have been here longer than 2 weeks, it's a JOKE thread!

You are clearly a gibbon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which hole? Any porn I've seen is oop the arse. Doesn't really appeal sorry!

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By *hestyCharlotteWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Nope. And never been interested in anybody else doing it to me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id feel like a T rex trying to reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ever fist yourselves? Like, just go for it, like it's outta batteries and 2 fingers just ain't cutting it sweetheart?"

I have to experience this pleasure, either by myself or with someone else....it's on the list, though

Mrs

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

I just can't get the appeal of fisting, to be fair. Men want women to be as tight as virgins, yet also want to be able to shove the whole fist in there! Why???

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Tried, don't have long enough arms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just can't get the appeal of fisting, to be fair. Men want women to be as tight as virgins, yet also want to be able to shove the whole fist in there! Why???"
right make up your damn minds . Keegle exercising or leaving the lady bits alone and be like sex is like throwing a sausage down a hallway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried getting one of those stupid beppy tampons out but more than two fingers arent going in all at the same time and still functioning as fingers should. So I dont think I could do it. I thought fisting was the whole hand anyway, in past the knuckles. "

Use chopsticks.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In all seriousness I wanna clarify a few things

1) please anyone should know this if they have been here longer than 2 weeks, it's a JOKE thread!

You are clearly a gibbon"

Gibbons are cute though right?!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I just can't get the appeal of fisting, to be fair. Men want women to be as tight as virgins, yet also want to be able to shove the whole fist in there! Why???"

Oh fisting is not for me at all. It's not sexy at all in my opinion

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

Anyone I'd like to thank everyone for participating in this - reminder - JOKE thread. Been an experience!

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