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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

Well the sun is soon to pass over the yard arm and it’s 5pm somewhere in the world

So what is your tipple of choice on this Saturday evening

I am yet to decide. Stay in and drink some red wine or wander to the village pub and have a couple of pints ( I guess I will see what the weather does later)

Until that point I will be serving at the bar so get your orders in

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over a year ago

I’ll be having an amaretto once I finish work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribena, please

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’ll be having an amaretto once I finish work

Nice, mixed, neat or or the rocks

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz"

No trouble at all, any particular grape

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape "

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz "

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

A pint of your finest pale ale please

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"A pint of your finest pale ale please

Timothy Taylor or green king IPA

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy "

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already on my second drink.

Going to have a snooze in a bit then wake up and order a takeaway.

I know how to live.

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz "
did someone say nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rum for the mr.

Gin for the Mrs.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Well the sun is soon to pass over the yard arm and it’s 5pm somewhere in the world

So what is your tipple of choice on this Saturday evening

I am yet to decide. Stay in and drink some red wine or wander to the village pub and have a couple of pints ( I guess I will see what the weather does later)

Until that point I will be serving at the bar so get your orders in

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I'll have my usual .line and lemonade thanks

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Rum for the mr.

Gin for the Mrs."

Not a problem We have mount gay XO for the rum, and Hendricks or tanquery for the gin

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Well the sun is soon to pass over the yard arm and it’s 5pm somewhere in the world

So what is your tipple of choice on this Saturday evening

I am yet to decide. Stay in and drink some red wine or wander to the village pub and have a couple of pints ( I guess I will see what the weather does later)

Until that point I will be serving at the bar so get your orders in

I'll have my usual .line and lemonade thanks"

Line of what???? We will have no drug taking in the bar please

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

"A pint of your finest pale ale please

Timothy Taylor or green king IPA "

Let's go taylor please

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"A pint of your finest pale ale please

Timothy Taylor or green king IPA

Let's go taylor please"

Reassuringly expensive sir

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A nice Bailey's on ice would go down quite well.

Mrs

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over a year ago

"Rum for the mr.

Gin for the Mrs.

Not a problem We have mount gay XO for the rum, and Hendricks or tanquery for the gin "

Any of those would suffice.

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"A nice Bailey's on ice would go down quite well.

Mrs "

Coming right up, is it the smooth cum like texture that makes you like this drink

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nibble or two?

MrsAbz

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Rum for the mr.

Gin for the Mrs.

Not a problem We have mount gay XO for the rum, and Hendricks or tanquery for the gin

Any of those would suffice."

Guessing tonic for the gin, but for the rum, would they be on the rocks or might I recommend ginger beer, lots of ice and a wedge of lime

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz "

Your right love a nipple or two

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
over a year ago

RCT/South Wales

Alcohol choice at home is limited this weekend so I am on the vermouth

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Alcohol choice at home is limited this weekend so I am on the vermouth

Best bring your own, we don’t have of that here. Or select something you might like from the bar

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

Ding ding ding its happy hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll participate in an amaretto sour

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’ll participate in an amaretto sour

Coming right up

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By *urvaceousVioletWoman
over a year ago

RCT/South Wales

"Alcohol choice at home is limited this weekend so I am on the vermouth

Best bring your own, we don’t have of that here. Or select something you might like from the bar "

It's made me quite tipsy so it's done its job!

I'd much prefer a Disaronno or Cherry Kraken rum though please

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Alcohol choice at home is limited this weekend so I am on the vermouth

Best bring your own, we don’t have of that here. Or select something you might like from the bar

It's made me quite tipsy so it's done its job!

I'd much prefer a Disaronno or Cherry Kraken rum though please"

We have diaranno velvet, the new summer drink

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

It’ll be a G&T for me & a cup of tea for T

J x

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"It’ll be a G&T for me & a cup of tea for T

J x"

Hendricks or tanquery

Builders for

The tea?

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two "

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy with a dry ginger ale mixer and ice.

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Brandy with a dry ginger ale mixer and ice."

Sliding its way across the bar to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want some rum with a hot guy, is that too much to ask for!

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By *MrandMrsRedxCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Been craving a margarita all day, please!

Mrs

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I just want some rum with a hot guy, is that too much to ask for!

Mount gay XO with ginger beer and lots of ice

You can make your own mind up about the bar tender x

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Been craving a margarita all day, please!

Mrs "

salts the rim of the glass

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By *errynjuneCouple
over a year ago

Barnsley

Wine with our meal out, then probably a bottle of prosecco

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Wine with our meal out, then probably a bottle of prosecco "

I have a nice DOC villa Sandi on ice

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"It’ll be a G&T for me & a cup of tea for T

J x

Hendricks or tanquery

Builders for

The tea? "

Probably Isle of Barra for the gin & no he has weak, milky tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want some rum with a hot guy, is that too much to ask for!

Mount gay XO with ginger beer and lots of ice

You can make your own mind up about the bar tender x"

You've just ruined rum

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I just want some rum with a hot guy, is that too much to ask for!

Mount gay XO with ginger beer and lots of ice

You can make your own mind up about the bar tender x

You've just ruined rum"

No no no I promise you —- dark and stormy the Barbadian national drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want some rum with a hot guy, is that too much to ask for!

Mount gay XO with ginger beer and lots of ice

You can make your own mind up about the bar tender x

You've just ruined rum

No no no I promise you —- dark and stormy the Barbadian national drink "

Nope

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I just want some rum with a hot guy, is that too much to ask for!

Mount gay XO with ginger beer and lots of ice

You can make your own mind up about the bar tender x

You've just ruined rum

No no no I promise you —- dark and stormy the Barbadian national drink

Nope"

How would toy like your rum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a fruity cider to shift my hangover and then a bottle of Malbec.

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’ve got a fruity cider to shift my hangover and then a bottle of Malbec."

Oh a nice Malbec. We have catena and catena alta in the cellar

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I’ll be having an amaretto once I finish work

Your avatar is lovely.

I'm going to be a bore and have sparkling water. With slices of lime. And crushed ice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a fruity cider to shift my hangover and then a bottle of Malbec.

Oh a nice Malbec. We have catena and catena alta in the cellar "

Cellar? I keep mine in the cereal cupboard.

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’ll be having an amaretto once I finish work

Your avatar is lovely.

I'm going to be a bore and have sparkling water. With slices of lime. And crushed ice."

Why thank you x

Sparking water with fresh lime and crushed ice and a straw on its way x

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I’ve got a fruity cider to shift my hangover and then a bottle of Malbec.

Oh a nice Malbec. We have catena and catena alta in the cellar

Cellar? I keep mine in the cereal cupboard."
we are a reputable establishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White wine with dinner then maybe a stroll to the pub. If not, a malt in the house

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"White wine with dinner then maybe a stroll to the pub. If not, a malt in the house"

Select your own wine, might i recommend the aberlour 15 yo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rum for the mr.

Gin for the Mrs.

Not a problem We have mount gay XO for the rum, and Hendricks or tanquery for the gin

Any of those would suffice.

Guessing tonic for the gin, but for the rum, would they be on the rocks or might I recommend ginger beer, lots of ice and a wedge of lime "

Good choices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea and honey please

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Rum for the mr.

Gin for the Mrs.

Not a problem We have mount gay XO for the rum, and Hendricks or tanquery for the gin

Any of those would suffice.

Guessing tonic for the gin, but for the rum, would they be on the rocks or might I recommend ginger beer, lots of ice and a wedge of lime

Good choices."

You are most welcome

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Green tea and honey please

I’ll send someone to put the kettle on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green tea and honey please

I’ll send someone to put the kettle on "

Appreciate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a little bit to much last night so it's a drink free night for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just about to pop out and get some tonic water

I fancy a G&T

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I had a little bit to much last night so it's a drink free night for me "

Hydration is key, slides over a glass of ice cold water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White wine with dinner then maybe a stroll to the pub. If not, a malt in the house

Select your own wine, might i recommend the aberlour 15 yo "

Never had the 15year old butdo enjoy the 12 year old

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'm just about to pop out and get some tonic water

I fancy a G&T"

Hendricks with cucumber or tanquary with lime

Will be ready when you return

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"White wine with dinner then maybe a stroll to the pub. If not, a malt in the house

Select your own wine, might i recommend the aberlour 15 yo

Never had the 15year old butdo enjoy the 12 year old "

Yes the 12 is very good too

As is the balvenie double wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"White wine with dinner then maybe a stroll to the pub. If not, a malt in the house

Select your own wine, might i recommend the aberlour 15 yo

Never had the 15year old butdo enjoy the 12 year old

Yes the 12 is very good too

As is the balvenie double wood "

That is my all time favourite

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"White wine with dinner then maybe a stroll to the pub. If not, a malt in the house

Select your own wine, might i recommend the aberlour 15 yo

Never had the 15year old butdo enjoy the 12 year old

Yes the 12 is very good too

As is the balvenie double wood

That is my all time favourite "

Liquid gold

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

Snacks are coming out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just about to pop out and get some tonic water

I fancy a G&T

Hendricks with cucumber or tanquary with lime

Will be ready when you return "

Sipsmith and lemon is actually my fave

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'm just about to pop out and get some tonic water

I fancy a G&T

Hendricks with cucumber or tanquary with lime

Will be ready when you return

Sipsmith and lemon is actually my fave"

We can arrange that -nips to the supplier very quickly-

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By *s MariposaWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Tinto de verano to start please and then leave the red bottle for me to finish.. you can recommend a good wine

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Tinto de verano to start please and then leave the red bottle for me to finish.. you can recommend a good wine

My out and out favourite has to be an amarone, but a good barolo comes close

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

A nice Brecon gin and tonic

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"A nice Brecon gin and tonic"

Ice and a slice ?

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By *s MariposaWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Tinto de verano to start please and then leave the red bottle for me to finish.. you can recommend a good wine

My out and out favourite has to be an amarone, but a good barolo comes close "

I’ll try both types please

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Tinto de verano to start please and then leave the red bottle for me to finish.. you can recommend a good wine

My out and out favourite has to be an amarone, but a good barolo comes close

I’ll try both types please

"
only is you are sharing with me it’s not your cheap corner shop plonk

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By *s MariposaWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Tinto de verano to start please and then leave the red bottle for me to finish.. you can recommend a good wine

My out and out favourite has to be an amarone, but a good barolo comes close

I’ll try both types please

only is you are sharing with me it’s not your cheap corner shop plonk "

Of course .. I am happy to share

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Tinto de verano to start please and then leave the red bottle for me to finish.. you can recommend a good wine

My out and out favourite has to be an amarone, but a good barolo comes close

I’ll try both types please

only is you are sharing with me it’s not your cheap corner shop plonk

Of course .. I am happy to share

"
sharing is caring. Some nice smoked mixed nuts ( the posh ones out of first class ) too

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By *s MariposaWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Tinto de verano to start please and then leave the red bottle for me to finish.. you can recommend a good wine

My out and out favourite has to be an amarone, but a good barolo comes close

I’ll try both types please

only is you are sharing with me it’s not your cheap corner shop plonk

Of course .. I am happy to share

sharing is caring. Some nice smoked mixed nuts ( the posh ones out of first class ) too"

Used to ‘ borrow lots of goodies’ from first class when I was cabin crew! Had it perks

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"Tinto de verano to start please and then leave the red bottle for me to finish.. you can recommend a good wine

My out and out favourite has to be an amarone, but a good barolo comes close

I’ll try both types please

only is you are sharing with me it’s not your cheap corner shop plonk

Of course .. I am happy to share

sharing is caring. Some nice smoked mixed nuts ( the posh ones out of first class ) too

Used to ‘ borrow lots of goodies’ from first class when I was cabin crew! Had it perks "

Shhhhh don’t tell them all

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

Seeing as everyone pissed off and left me to tidy the bar, we are currently closed. If you do pop back in for a drink please leave cash in the tin behind the bar and don’t be caught taking more than you pay for, remember the cctv sees all the action

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

But I see no reason why nibbles or nipples for that matter would cause your tipsy state moreover you are not here for me to take advantage of this state other than editing your posts x

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

But I see no reason why nibbles or nipples for that matter would cause your tipsy state moreover you are not here for me to take advantage of this state other than editing your posts x"

Well... I'm tipsy and it is entirely because you gave me wine! It is most depressing you are not here to laugh at my inebriated state

MrsAbz

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over a year ago

Whisky always for me

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over a year ago

Fosters

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

A nice glass of red wine

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By *s MariposaWoman
over a year ago

Essex

" A nice glass of red wine"

You can share my two bottles that I’ve been given

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Going to have a few glasses red wine .

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

" A nice glass of red wine

You can share my two bottles that I’ve been given

Careful who you promise that t!!!!

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

But I see no reason why nibbles or nipples for that matter would cause your tipsy state moreover you are not here for me to take advantage of this state other than editing your posts x

Well... I'm tipsy and it is entirely because you gave me wine! It is most depressing you are not here to laugh at my inebriated state

MrsAbz

Oh I’m watching

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

But I see no reason why nibbles or nipples for that matter would cause your tipsy state moreover you are not here for me to take advantage of this state other than editing your posts x

Well... I'm tipsy and it is entirely because you gave me wine! It is most depressing you are not here to laugh at my inebriated state

MrsAbz

Oh I’m watching

Oh my, did you watch my rather wobbly endeavour to shower

MrsAbz

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

But I see no reason why nibbles or nipples for that matter would cause your tipsy state moreover you are not here for me to take advantage of this state other than editing your posts x

Well... I'm tipsy and it is entirely because you gave me wine! It is most depressing you are not here to laugh at my inebriated state

MrsAbz

Oh I’m watching

Oh my, did you watch my rather wobbly endeavour to shower

MrsAbz "

Of course I did, and that’s really not what toy are meant to use the shampoo bottle for

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

But I see no reason why nibbles or nipples for that matter would cause your tipsy state moreover you are not here for me to take advantage of this state other than editing your posts x

Well... I'm tipsy and it is entirely because you gave me wine! It is most depressing you are not here to laugh at my inebriated state

MrsAbz

Oh I’m watching

Oh my, did you watch my rather wobbly endeavour to shower

MrsAbz

Of course I did, and that’s really not what toy are meant to use the shampoo bottle for

I slipped and fell, it is slippery when wet

MrsAbz

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

But I see no reason why nibbles or nipples for that matter would cause your tipsy state moreover you are not here for me to take advantage of this state other than editing your posts x

Well... I'm tipsy and it is entirely because you gave me wine! It is most depressing you are not here to laugh at my inebriated state

MrsAbz

Oh I’m watching

Oh my, did you watch my rather wobbly endeavour to shower

MrsAbz

Of course I did, and that’s really not what toy are meant to use the shampoo bottle for

I slipped and fell, it is slippery when wet

MrsAbz "

Oh really, fell directly onto it and then bounced up and down on it for 10 mins

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

But I see no reason why nibbles or nipples for that matter would cause your tipsy state moreover you are not here for me to take advantage of this state other than editing your posts x

Well... I'm tipsy and it is entirely because you gave me wine! It is most depressing you are not here to laugh at my inebriated state

MrsAbz

Oh I’m watching

Oh my, did you watch my rather wobbly endeavour to shower

MrsAbz

Of course I did, and that’s really not what toy are meant to use the shampoo bottle for

I slipped and fell, it is slippery when wet

MrsAbz

Oh really, fell directly onto it and then bounced up and down on it for 10 mins

What can I say? Every time i tried to get up, I slid back down

MrsAbz

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By *umalotagain OP Man
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I'll have a white wine if it not too much trouble please?

MrsAbz

No trouble at all, any particular grape

Chardonnay if you've got? I'd be most appreciative

MrsAbz

Always a Chardonnay in the fridge, enjoy

Thank you so much

I'll pop some snacks out for us to nibble upon

MrsAbz did someone say nibbles

Lots of little nibbles. Who doesn't enjoy a nipple or two?

MrsAbz

Your right love a nipple or two

oops, I should proof read before I post but to be fair a nipple or two is appreciated along with a nibble or two

MrsAbz

Check your original post, I was being. A naughty bar tender

Oh so cheeky! Therefore you shall accept full responsibility for my now tipsy state

MrsAbz

But I see no reason why nibbles or nipples for that matter would cause your tipsy state moreover you are not here for me to take advantage of this state other than editing your posts x

Well... I'm tipsy and it is entirely because you gave me wine! It is most depressing you are not here to laugh at my inebriated state

MrsAbz

Oh I’m watching

Oh my, did you watch my rather wobbly endeavour to shower

MrsAbz

Of course I did, and that’s really not what toy are meant to use the shampoo bottle for

I slipped and fell, it is slippery when wet

MrsAbz

Oh really, fell directly onto it and then bounced up and down on it for 10 mins

What can I say? Every time i tried to get up, I slid back down

Always keep it well lubed up

MrsAbz"

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