FabSwingers.com forum: What's on my rug ?

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I have to go and hoover it off.....

But ... What is it ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

10 guesses and if no one gets it I've won.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I'm going to have a coffee first to delay hoovering even more

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Sock fluff?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Pubic dandruff?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster.

Just know I respect you a lot.

Dead skin cells from your knees?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster.

Just know I respect you a lot.

Dead skin cells from your knees? "

Or, dead skin cells from yonis?

(See 'Pubic dandruff', above)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumbs from ramming your mouth full of Jammy Dodgers?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Sock fluff?"

Nope ...... nothing to do with socks or fluff

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Pubic dandruff?"

Not since you were last here .... no.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cobwebs, from your c...ceiling.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Petals off the roses I sent you

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster.

Just know I respect you a lot.

Dead skin cells from your knees? "

You've let your mother down and your father down but most of all you've let yourself down Meli ..... tsk ...

Nope .... My knees are still smoooooooooooth for an old bird.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster.

Just know I respect you a lot.

Dead skin cells from your knees?

Or, dead skin cells from yonis?

(See 'Pubic dandruff', above)"

No! Crusty balls ....... no. It still looks like a smiley dolphin. Not a silvery cod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petals off the roses I sent you "

Too cute. Wish I'd of thought of that.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Bit's of polystyrene.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Crumbs from ramming your mouth full of Jammy Dodgers?"

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

You dropped your broken biscuit tub?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cheese crumbs

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Petals off the roses I sent you "

I had them deep frozen ...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Crumbs from ramming your mouth full of Jammy Dodgers?

Close "

Cracker crumbs you ate with the cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crusty bits of cum

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Crumb's from cream crackers.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster.

Just know I respect you a lot.

Dead skin cells from your knees? "

Cruel….

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Crusty bits of cum"

She doesn't waste cum.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Bit's of polystyrene."

No. I haven't unpacked my inflatable Ken doll yet.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Crisp crumbs from that shareable bag of crisps that you didn't share.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Bird seed

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Cobwebs, from your c...ceiling. "

No but there is a spider and it's next lunch in the corner of the kitchen ceiling ..... time for the mop again

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Crumbs from ramming your mouth full of Jammy Dodgers?

Cracker crumbs you ate with the cheese. "

Nope

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm really sorry for what I'm about to type Crumpster.

Just know I respect you a lot.

Dead skin cells from your knees?

Cruel…."

It's out and out Grannyism

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Crisp crumbs from that shareable bag of crisps that you didn't share. "

You are right about one thing. I wouldn't share crisps ....

But no

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Bird seed"

No but they'd eat it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Cat dander

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I win !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

It was cake crumbs from the carrot cake my coffee drinking friend shoved in his face.... delicate slice by delicate slice....

Eating slowly doesn't minimise the calories

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

*gone*

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