FabSwingers.com forum: Coked up Sharks

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/cocaine-sharks-drugs-florida-coast

It's all over the news - what should we do with the buggers?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Did they form one long line of attack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First the bears...now the sharks....

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"First the bears...now the sharks...."

Shit sequels! Or is it a crossover of cocaine bear and sharknado?

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

We thought we should add that the cøked up sharks were in the area around Florida, which is a place where an orange man likes to play golf.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/cocaine-sharks-drugs-florida-coast

It's all over the news - what should we do with the buggers?!

Easy.

Send in the cocaine bears.

Two round fight. One in the sea and one on land for fairness. Toss a coin to decide which goes first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coked up Sharks"

Thought it was going to be a new song by Foster the People

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/cocaine-sharks-drugs-florida-coast

It's all over the news - what should we do with the buggers?!

Mrs TMN is no fan of these vicious buggers.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Let's hope they don't get the munchies

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/cocaine-sharks-drugs-florida-coast

It's all over the news - what should we do with the buggers?!

Mrs TMN is no fan of these vicious buggers. "

I wonder what sharks hallucinate about?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/cocaine-sharks-drugs-florida-coast

It's all over the news - what should we do with the buggers?!

Mrs TMN is no fan of these vicious buggers.

I wonder what sharks hallucinate about? "

Not you again....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First the bears...now the sharks....

Shit sequels! Or is it a crossover of cocaine bear and sharknado? "

A crossover would be amazing

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/cocaine-sharks-drugs-florida-coast

It's all over the news - what should we do with the buggers?!

Mrs TMN is no fan of these vicious buggers.

I wonder what sharks hallucinate about?

Not you again...."

It is possible that sharks hallucinate about fat wheelchair using women, yes. A plausible hypothesis.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"First the bears...now the sharks....

Shit sequels! Or is it a crossover of cocaine bear and sharknado?

A crossover would be amazing

I'd watch that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can download a app for when you go to the beach. It's shows tagged great whites in the area. It's wild to see how close they get to you.

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You can download a app for when you go to the beach. It's shows tagged great whites in the area. It's wild to see how close they get to you."

Can it tell you their blood cocaine levels too?!

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Oh I thought this was something to do with the Barbie movie.... Well wishing it was

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/22/cocaine-sharks-drugs-florida-coast

It's all over the news - what should we do with the buggers?!

Mrs TMN is no fan of these vicious buggers.

I wonder what sharks hallucinate about?

Not you again....

It is possible that sharks hallucinate about fat wheelchair using women, yes. A plausible hypothesis. "

I'm imagining a bizarre logic puzzle.

Androids dream of electric sheep

Sharks hallucinate about fat wheelchair using women

Martians fantasise about...

(Show your reasoning)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Anyone else singing ‘côked up sharks’ to themselves to the tune of ‘pumped up kicks’? No? Just me? Okay.

(I forgot about the côke filter.)

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Anyone else singing ‘côked up sharks’ to themselves to the tune of ‘pumped up kicks’? No? Just me? Okay.

(I forgot about the côke filter.)"

Maybe I should re-record the Baby Shark video on our profile?!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Send them to Rehab Oh Oh OH

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Send them to Rehab Oh Oh OH"

They tried to make them go to rehab but they said no, no, no

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

""Coked up Sharks"

Thought it was going to be a new song by Foster the People"

I went straight Beautiful Ones by Suede for some reason...

...those d-up sharks, psycho for drum machine...

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

""Coked up Sharks"

Thought it was going to be a new song by Foster the People

I went straight Beautiful Ones by Suede for some reason...

...those d-up sharks, psycho for drum machine...

Oops, c0ked-up...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This is absolutely not something I needed ro read

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

""Coked up Sharks"

Thought it was going to be a new song by Foster the People

I went straight Beautiful Ones by Suede for some reason...

...those d-up sharks, psycho for drum machine...

Oops, c0ked-up..."

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This is absolutely not something I needed ro read

Sorry. Shall we see if they're 420 friendly instead?

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"This is absolutely not something I needed ro read

Sorry. Shall we see if they're 420 friendly instead?"

Not you again..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"This is absolutely not something I needed ro read

Sorry. Shall we see if they're 420 friendly instead?"

Soggy using sharks?

Kelp on baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give them mushrooms and then the fun can really begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cok'ed up sharks do do do do do do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long before sharks start going to strip clubs and crashing stock markets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long before sharks start going to strip clubs and crashing stock markets"

Or standing in kitchens at 4am?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"First the bears...now the sharks....

Shit sequels! Or is it a crossover of cocaine bear and sharknado? "

I was more humming ... d up sharks dododo do ... to the theme of baby shark.....you're welcome

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By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Give them mushrooms and then the fun can really begin

Closed cup or shiitake?

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Cocaine Shark- in theatres summer 2024

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