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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plenty posts questioning what a dadbod is, but when it comes to men - what is average?

I ask as I see a lot of chubby/large guys saying average

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

32 waist, I’d say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"32 waist, I’d say. "

^^with a piece of 7.5inch long trouser spam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Athletic = bag of yoghurt

Average = Spam tits

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"32 waist, I’d say.

^^with a piece of 7.5inch long trouser spam "

That’s not average!

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Athletic = bag of yoghurt

Average = Spam tits

Spam tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic = bag of yoghurt

Average = Spam tits

Spam tits

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Athletic = bag of yoghurt

Average = Spam tits

Spam tits

Never heard that before

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Personal perception. What one person considers slim, the next person perceives that person as average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic = bag of yoghurt

Average = Spam tits

Spam tits

Haha so you are still about

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Toned but not over toned

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

"Athletic = bag of yoghurt

Average = Spam tits

Spam tits

Haha so you are still about

I am indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Athletic = bag of yoghurt

Average = Spam tits

Spam tits

Haha so you are still about

I am indeed

How are ya?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Can someone with spam tits put their photo up so I can have a look? Dan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone with spam tits put their photo up so I can have a look? Dan? "

I'll take the spam tits hit, I have them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone with spam tits put their photo up so I can have a look? Dan? "

I literally have *no idea* what spam tits are (I’m not down with the kids

) but given the source expect a strongly worded letter from my solicitor!

(p.s. if anyone wants to see my nipples all they need to do is ask ..

)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can someone with spam tits put their photo up so I can have a look? Dan?

I'll take the spam tits hit, I have them

I still don’t get it. One is tattooed?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Can someone with spam tits put their photo up so I can have a look? Dan?

I literally have *no idea* what spam tits are (I’m not down with the kids

) but given the source expect a strongly worded letter from my solicitor!

(p.s. if anyone wants to see my nipples all they need to do is ask ..

No thank you! I’d like to keep my dinner down.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Will you guys get a room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you guys get a room

Do you want to see my spam tits?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I suppose I’d rather have spam tits than spam bollocks.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Will you guys get a room

Do you want to see my spam tits?

Are other options available ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you guys get a room

Do you want to see my spam tits?

Are other options available ?

Steve’s spam tits?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Will you guys get a room

Do you want to see my spam tits?

Are other options available ?

Steve’s spam tits?

I think mine are quite pert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you guys get a room

Do you want to see my spam tits?

Are other options available ?

Steve’s spam tits?

I think mine are quite pert. "

Bags of yoghurt you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a joke guys

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Will you guys get a room

Do you want to see my spam tits?

Are other options available ?

Steve’s spam tits?

I think mine are quite pert.

Bags of yoghurt you mean?

If you tear your eyes away from the pineapple you might notice they’re actually quite manly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you guys get a room

Do you want to see my spam tits?

Are other options available ?

Steve’s spam tits?

I think mine are quite pert.

Bags of yoghurt you mean?

If you tear your eyes away from the pineapple you might notice they’re actually quite spamly. "

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"It was a joke guys

Too late you've started something now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a joke guys

Too late you've started something now!

Vultures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a joke guys

Too late you've started something now!

Vultures

Spam vultures?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a joke guys

Too late you've started something now!

Vultures

Spam tits is in the lexicon of Fab now. No turning back!

The jury is still out on ‘bags of yoghurt” though

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over a year ago

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Spam tits…

Spare a thought for the poor Corned beef chins out there!

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im athletic i just cant help it i was born this way,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im athletic i just cant help it i was born this way,,,"

So you don’t have spam tits then?

I think?

Bags of yoghurt?

I’m confused

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