FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Health and Safety

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, you can blame RTG for this thread if no one joins in

What are the hazards of fab /swinging /sex and what do you do to reduce them?

Disclaimer: I'm not talking about serious stuff here. We need some Friday night humour

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

Carpet burns

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Something something heavy loads

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ball ache.

When you try bedroom gymnastics and the dismount goes tits up.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Being blinded by dick pics on profiles!

To combat - it the first 10 are all penis then the likelihood hood is the other 40 pics are too! Stop scrolling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrecked Carpets from body fluids

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By *archelCouple
over a year ago

A field somewhere

A damaged banjo string

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Red eye - when he's an overeager shooter and thinks it'll be good to glaze your entire face.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Red eye - when he's an overeager shooter and thinks it'll be good to glaze your entire face. "

Guilty

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

‘Forum thumb’ from the endless scrolling.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Sex swings only fit on the door one way*

*may or may not have spent NYE in A&E due to this

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Last weekend I may have headbutted the other halfs thigh as a I came. Actually gave myself a headache

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Friction burns when you go in dry because you've forgotten the lube.

Other burns when you mistake deep heat for the lube.

Massive burns when everyone blocks you after you send a face pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruised cervix!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Bruised cervix!"

Good one! Yes. That fucking style where it feels like they're trying to breed you. Might just insert a doughnut next time so they can't get near it. :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bruised and dented egos.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Clashing specs when snogging.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Sprained fingers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruised egos?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Clashing specs when snogging."

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I call it the 'clackety-clack' sound when spectacles collide in mid embrace. Mèlí knows all about this.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Annoying knocks at the door in the private rooms at Rios

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shattered dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delusional judgemental space cadets

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By *ilBWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Both people tripping while being rushed into a shower room to squirt and just letting it happen in the tangled bodies when they hit the floor.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Bodily fluids can end up getting absolutely anywhere and everywhere. Give your partner/s a quick blast all over with a jet washer before they get dressed so they don't leave the meet with any unnoticed and embarrassing evidence of your meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, you can blame RTG for this thread if no one joins in

What are the hazards of fab /swinging /sex and what do you do to reduce them?

Disclaimer: I'm not talking about serious stuff here. We need some Friday night humour

Getting cramp just when you're in the throes of passion and it puts your right off your orgasm haha

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubble rash/Burns

When your fab friends beard and/or pubes are a coarser texture than your partner and you end up red faced

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sprained eyeroll muscles

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

With every thrust, his hip bones are making their presence bruisingly known.

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By *rooperRedMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Always leave the phone number of the local pizza place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sore bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching feelings and sexual diseases.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask wonko to flirt

Disapointment will be the only result

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Getting belted in the eye whilst trying to emulate Bruce Lee for a forum post.

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By *urvelover87Man
over a year ago

stevenage

Carpal tunnel syndrome from doing too many tributes.

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

It can be risky. No really bad things but wasted a lot of time. Time wasters who have wife to meet but she is “unwell” when u meet hub

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Angles and filters

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Removal of hands for shagging the sultans wife

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By *B904280Man
over a year ago

Accrington

Not fab related but in my youth pulled a girl in a club who was a self confessed "biter".

She decided to clamp her teeth on my tongue hard, the natural reaction for me was to pull away in pain.....the resulting force snapped the tendons under my tongue. Much blood later that was the end of the fun and no solid food for a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not fab related but in my youth pulled a girl in a club who was a self confessed "biter".

Ooooo ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Removal of hands for shagging the sultans wife"

Only hands?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting belted in the eye whilst trying to emulate Bruce Lee for a forum post."

You need the right equipment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Catching feelings and sexual diseases."

Such a shame there isn't heart PPE

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Emotion overload and the insanity that follows

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

A wide range of in-car sprains, bruises and seat belt scratches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would we say these are all life enhancing risks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many biological hazards that I don’t even want to get started on the risk assessment for this one

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

"Would we say these are all life enhancing risks?

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id tell u butthe sultan cut off my hands im having to use my tongue

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"So many biological hazards that I don’t even want to get started on the risk assessment for this one

The examples and case studies annex was a bit chaffing.

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

Dont text and massage at once.

True story lol

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

Emotional turmoil. Be prepared to get knocked down and get back up constantly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Emotional turmoil. Be prepared to get knocked down and get back up constantly. "

Now I have that song in my head

Fab earworms definitely need to be on the list!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Pulled stomach muscles from arching your back too much

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Lockjaw.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

(And missing trains.)

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

"(And missing trains.)"

This one made me laugh. Got carried away recent and had to wait about 3 hours till very early train. Worth it though

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"(And missing trains.)"

Always trains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun body art that just won’t come off!

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