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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou "And your inbox just exploded, bringing fab to its knees. Good luck  | |||
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"Ummmm I can but it will be cold. But very hard, tough actually. " How hard?  | |||
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou
And your inbox just exploded, bringing fab to its knees. Good luck "Incoming dick pics ?? | |||
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"Can teleport now with my best lingerie on wicked 9 inch heels with two glass and a bottle off bubbly "When will they invent an actual teleporter!! | |||
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"Ummmm I can but it will be cold. But very hard, tough actually. How hard? "Hard enough to break teeth! | |||
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"Ummmm I can but it will be cold. But very hard, tough actually. How hard?
Hard enough to break teeth! "Faints* | |||
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"Can teleport now with my best lingerie on wicked 9 inch heels with two glass and a bottle off bubbly
When will they invent an actual teleporter!! "Not shour hopefully very soon as it would be handy | |||
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou "Need to sexy alternative to 'JustEat' or 'Door Dash'. | |||
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"Give me an hour - got to shave my toes first" How big are those toes?  | |||
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"Is there cake or what?" Well yes, of course, its traditional to have wedding cake? That was a proposal, right? | |||
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"I haven't got any, else I'd post it. " Are you sure? I reckon you are hiding some in that fabulous cleavage! | |||
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"I haven't got any, else I'd post it. Are you sure? I reckon you are hiding some in that fabulous cleavage!" I looked. Found 3 pens and a toothpick. No sex  | |||
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"Is there cake or what? Well yes, of course, its traditional to have wedding cake? That was a proposal, right? "In  | |||
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"I haven't got any, else I'd post it. Are you sure? I reckon you are hiding some in that fabulous cleavage! I looked. Found 3 pens and a toothpick. No sex "Mine had biscoff fudge crumbs in it last night!  | |||
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"I haven't got any, else I'd post it. Are you sure? I reckon you are hiding some in that fabulous cleavage! I looked. Found 3 pens and a toothpick. No sex
Mine had biscoff fudge crumbs in it last night! "Didya shake it out? | |||
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"Is there cake or what? Well yes, of course, its traditional to have wedding cake? That was a proposal, right?
In "Well I don't want you to feel used or objectified! You will convert though, right? Your my wife Now! | |||
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"Is there cake or what? Well yes, of course, its traditional to have wedding cake? That was a proposal, right?
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Well I don't want you to feel used or objectified!
You will convert though, right?
Your my wife Now! "Bitch you can't be making up rules like this | |||
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"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway. Sending you a virtual hug, I hope you're able to find it one day and when you do can you please do a thread telling us what it's all about? Thank you." Naaaa, nice try though Beautiful!   | |||
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"I haven't got any, else I'd post it. Are you sure? I reckon you are hiding some in that fabulous cleavage! I looked. Found 3 pens and a toothpick. No sex
Mine had biscoff fudge crumbs in it last night!
Didya shake it out?"No luv, thats just the way I walk! | |||
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"Is there cake or what? Well yes, of course, its traditional to have wedding cake? That was a proposal, right?
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Well I don't want you to feel used or objectified!
You will convert though, right?
Your my wife Now!
Bitch you can't be making up rules like this "Dont hate the player!  | |||
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou "Sex. What’s sex?! It’s a word I’ve not been very familiar with recently. | |||
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"Bring the what? I don't comprende this word......
A"Jiggy jiggy? Hows' your father? Hide the Sausage? You know? | |||
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"No sex here either but could send you the link to Just eat. Something equally as satisfying perhaps " 12 inch sub? With meatballs and special sauce? | |||
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou
Sex. What’s sex?! It’s a word I’ve not been very familiar with recently. "Now I know that You know! | |||
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou
Sex. What’s sex?! It’s a word I’ve not been very familiar with recently.
Now I know that You know! "Think you need to remind me what that word means again pretty please. Like you said in another post……. Get jiggy hiding the sausage nudge nudge wink wink | |||
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"Give me an hour - got to shave my toes first How big are those toes? "I haven't shaved in a while  | |||
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"Bring the what? I don't comprende this word......
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Jiggy jiggy?
Hows' your father?
Hide the Sausage?
You know?"Nope. Nothing. Can someone pop round and explain in more detail or give me a live demo please. Thanks. Muchly.
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"Always like to help sexy ladies" Oh I am not sexy. Clumsy and annoying mainly  | |||
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"I haven't shaved in a while "Cede, you're a very sexy lady. Still would. Or could bring round me badger hair brush and me straight razor | |||
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"Always like to help sexy ladies Oh I am not sexy. Clumsy and annoying mainly "Well Shibari is a thing. Could certainly deal with the clumsy problem | |||
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou
Sex. What’s sex?! It’s a word I’ve not been very familiar with recently.
Now I know that You know!
Think you need to remind me what that word means again pretty please. Like you said in another post……. Get jiggy hiding the sausage nudge nudge wink wink "There will be no nudging and winking | |||
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"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway" Fair. Being poly is less about shagging and more about diary management | |||
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"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway Fair. Being poly is less about shagging and more about diary management "Ha yes it is! I bought a beautiful organiser today, perfect shade of dark green. I'm so excited to fill it with various things. None of the sex obviously. | |||
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"Bring the what? I don't comprende this word......
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Jiggy jiggy?
Hows' your father?
Hide the Sausage?
You know?
Nope. Nothing.
Can someone pop round and explain in more detail or give me a live demo please. Thanks. Muchly.
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"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway Fair. Being poly is less about shagging and more about diary management
Ha yes it is! I bought a beautiful organiser today, perfect shade of dark green. I'm so excited to fill it with various things. None of the sex obviously."The flagrant lies on the forum tonight is spreading like wildfire | |||
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"Give me an hour - got to shave my toes first How big are those toes?
I haven't shaved in a while "Just put socks on. Wait. Is this why men leave their socks on? | |||
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"None of the sex obviously." Obviously, that's what pornhub & xhamster are for. | |||
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"I'm bringing sexy back" As in you're returning it to sender as faulty? | |||
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"Off this actually works can you let me know .... I need my hands cut off at the moment. Or tied up
Oh here I go again "Well so far, I have got a pink throw, a black cat and my old Aerosmith T shirt, but none of the sex | |||
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"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway Fair. Being poly is less about shagging and more about diary management
Ha yes it is! I bought a beautiful organiser today, perfect shade of dark green. I'm so excited to fill it with various things. None of the sex obviously.
The flagrant lies on the forum tonight is spreading like wildfire "Oh hi Cede you adorable woman. Maybe you could tell me about the sex in a few weeks? I'd love to know all about it. Thank you. | |||
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" old Aerosmith T shirt, but none of the sex "Which Album? | |||
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"Off this actually works can you let me know .... I need my hands cut off at the moment. Or tied up
Oh here I go again
Well so far, I have got a pink throw, a black cat and my old Aerosmith T shirt, but none of the sex "You just can't get the staff these days can you?! | |||
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"Always like to help sexy ladies Oh I am not sexy. Clumsy and annoying mainly "I have to disagree looking at your photos. Very sexy and like ladies being different xxx | |||
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So now I am talking to Stella on their online chat. She understands my frustration (very empathetic) and I've got a voucher for a waffle iron. I'll take that, can never have enough waffle irons. Win-win everyone goes home in limo. | |||
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"I'm bringing sexy back" Well can you bring it back here, I've mislaid it! | |||
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" old Aerosmith T shirt, but none of the sex
Which Album?"Permanent Vacation Tour | |||
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"Off this actually works can you let me know .... I need my hands cut off at the moment. Or tied up
Oh here I go again
Well so far, I have got a pink throw, a black cat and my old Aerosmith T shirt, but none of the sex
You just can't get the staff these days can you?!"Have you got the staff, can you send me a naked butler please if theres one spare? | |||
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"I ordered an Amazon prime She's was supposed to arrive same day, but after I paid - it said something about a delay and it's expected to arrive next month.
So now I am talking to Stella on their online chat. She understands my frustration (very empathetic) and I've got a voucher for a waffle iron. I'll take that, can never have enough waffle irons. Win-win everyone goes home in limo."Wow. I want a waffle iron too. Oh hang on! I have one!!!!! Waffles!!!!!! | |||
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou "Why are these opportunities never near me haha | |||
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"I don't think I know about this thing you've dubbed the sex. Never come across it anyway Fair. Being poly is less about shagging and more about diary management
Ha yes it is! I bought a beautiful organiser today, perfect shade of dark green. I'm so excited to fill it with various things. None of the sex obviously.
The flagrant lies on the forum tonight is spreading like wildfire
Oh hi Cede you adorable woman. Maybe you could tell me about the sex in a few weeks? I'd love to know all about it. Thank you."I don't know what you mean | |||
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou "Any particular flavour? | |||
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"I ordered an Amazon prime She's was supposed to arrive same day, but after I paid - it said something about a delay and it's expected to arrive next month.
So now I am talking to Stella on their online chat. She understands my frustration (very empathetic) and I've got a voucher for a waffle iron. I'll take that, can never have enough waffle irons. Win-win everyone goes home in limo.
Wow. I want a waffle iron too.
Oh hang on! I have one!!!!!
Waffles!!!!!!"They are waffley versatile! | |||
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"How did this go from sex to waffles!!" If I had a pound for every time I've asked myself the same question. | |||
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"Definitely going to be some DIY sex tonight." Nah she's getting loads of dm's | |||
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"Definitely going to be some DIY sex tonight. Nah she's getting loads of dm's" I meant me! | |||
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"To me, please, in my bed, please and thankyou "If we were closer, I'd send Mr your way no problem at all...
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"Instant inbox explosion Mr" Nope, not one Faf! | |||
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"I’ll just pop a can of spam under the sheets for you "Thats your penis wrapped in foil again, isn't it! | |||
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"I’ll just pop a can of spam under the sheets for you
Thats your penis wrapped in foil again, isn't it!"Well it is a bit colder in July. Giving you hot hugs | |||
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