FabSwingers.com forum: How big is your sex roster?

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over a year ago

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

What is it with you and roast is roast pickle a thing?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Big enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's huge.

But still awaiting entries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is it with you and roast is roast pickle a thing?"
sometimes I wish someone would put me in an oven and end this all.

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

Have plenty of contacts can rely on. Vast majority not on this site. Am lucky as been doing for years so got to know lots

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A few

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I don't have a sex to-do list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the low mid triple feature rage at the moment

Shooting for the 4 figure rage by the time I am 50

And that’s just men

I don’t give out my woman couples or tv/ts numbers

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

Not so much a roster as a list….

With my right hand the only name on it.

So room for some additions

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fully booked until 2026

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fully booked until 2026"

You where offering places in 2024 2 days ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who ya gonna call?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fully booked until 2026

You where offering places in 2024 2 days ago! "

Gone now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who ya gonna call?"

SEX ROSTER!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fully booked until 2026

You where offering places in 2024 2 days ago!

Gone now. "

Ahhh and I'm washing my hair allof 2026. 2027???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fully booked until 2026

You where offering places in 2024 2 days ago!

Gone now.

Ahhh and I'm washing my hair allof 2026. 2027???"

It's ok I'll be past it by then anyway.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's really, really small.

But bigger than it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fully booked until 2026

You where offering places in 2024 2 days ago!

Gone now.

Ahhh and I'm washing my hair allof 2026. 2027???

It's ok I'll be past it by then anyway."

I'll be dead by then

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

I am not a good swinger. I didn't even know that I needed a roster... Nipping out for a new note book brb. Maybe I will have some names to write in it soon too.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Read that as Rooster

Ah say, ah say, ah say

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"It's really, really small.

But bigger than it was."

That’s what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've started selling tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started selling tickets"

Desperate times eh?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

tumblegreens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started selling tickets

Desperate times eh? "

The draw is soon. The prize is Wonko.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

What's a sex roster?

Genuine question.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I've started selling tickets"

BOGOF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very very small

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"What's a sex roster?

Genuine question.

At a guess, a schedule of who you're doing when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started selling tickets

BOGOF?"

He can't give em away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not enough to need a roster. That should tell you all you need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started selling tickets

BOGOF?"

No. 50% off. So just a refresher bar for 5 tickets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started selling tickets

BOGOF?

He can't give em away"

dizzy

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

"It's very very small "

Space for a small one?

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Empty

Needs rectified ASAP

Tinder x

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By *orks funMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I can count it on a gripped hand

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"I've started selling tickets

BOGOF?

No. 50% off. So just a refresher bar for 5 tickets."

Soz only got Moams Apple Sours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've started selling tickets

BOGOF?

No. 50% off. So just a refresher bar for 5 tickets.

Soz only got Moams Apple Sours

Block and report.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"It's huge.

But still awaiting entries."

I keep trying to send it but it keeps saying 'invalid response'

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Thank you to the kind person who DMed me a definition. The number of people I could currently choose from to be doing the sex with is [redacted]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

42 slots available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i mean i’ve got a friday guy, and a sometimes when i’m free guy it’s not that hard to plan, and well if they show up at the same time id just have a bigger smile on my face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i mean i’ve got a friday guy, and a sometimes when i’m free guy it’s not that hard to plan, and well if they show up at the same time id just have a bigger smile on my face lol "

It is Friday

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Thank you to the kind person who DMed me a definition. The number of people I could currently choose from to be doing the sex with is [redacted]

If I'm not on that list I'm unfriending you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Who ya gonna call?

SEX ROSTER!"

Damn, beat me to it

Mrs TMN x

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's really, really small.

But bigger than it was.

That’s what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checking ...

Checking ..

Nope, Still only 2 Ladies on it..

Definitely needs some bolstering..

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Empty

Needs rectified ASAP

Tinder x"

Edit.... there are some we'd like to be on it

Tinder

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Empty

Needs rectified ASAP

Tinder x

Edit.... there are some we'd like to be on it

Tinder "

Oh mine is a theoretical roster.

If I told half of them they'd laugh at me.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Thank you to the kind person who DMed me a definition. The number of people I could currently choose from to be doing the sex with is [redacted]

If I'm not on that list I'm unfriending you

Still friends

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If it was a roster of who I'd like to be doing the sex with then maybe half a dozen or so ..

Some on this thread too

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Empty

Needs rectified ASAP

Tinder x

Edit.... there are some we'd like to be on it

Tinder

Oh mine is a theoretical roster.

If I told half of them they'd laugh at me."

Same, same

Tinder

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Thank you to the kind person who DMed me a definition. The number of people I could currently choose from to be doing the sex with is [redacted]

If I'm not on that list I'm unfriending you

Still friends

Phew - had a sweat on there!! And not from good activities

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm going to say 1.

I could be lying.

I don't think anyone really cares.

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By *urvelover87Man
over a year ago

stevenage

Two, a regular lover (my right hand) but sometimes I see another (my left hand).

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Thin gruel here......age is off putting

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Probably as big as my bra size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a whole team, but I need subs for when one isn't on their A game.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Probably as big as my bra size

Do you get any time to eat or sleep in that case?

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

My sex roster is massive, over 500 pages long.

It's mostly blank pages, but it still looks impressive if you don't look too closely. It's the size that matters, right?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Theoretically there is a roster. Reality is I never thought of it like that until you mentioned it... and its no one elses business but mine

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Thank you to the kind person who DMed me a definition. The number of people I could currently choose from to be doing the sex with is [redacted]

Mine is 1. He's currently sat on the sofa

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It this roster a list of people I can field to have sex on my behalf?

LvM

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I'm doing my bit for the environment and saving paper, so don't have one... well that's what I keep telling myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My PA assigned just for this role says she needs to be paid more

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The size of a Post It Note....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the question pickle? Bucket list of sex acts? List of potential fuck buddies or tried and tested fuck buddies locked in?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Mine has a couple of pencilled ins.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

So... What's this all about then?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Roster? As in key players? Or how long it is?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Each other

One lady

One couple

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Mines looking rather slender currently, looking to change that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 and they're unreliable

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Due to the data protection act of 1998 which became superseded by the Data Protection Act 2018 I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request

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By *ung nine inchMan
over a year ago

leeds

We have a regular guy he’s 12”

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

If anyone wants to add my name to their tambola let me know. I like winning prizes!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Should I put our sex roster next to a can of Lynx for comparison?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non existent

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

"Not so much a roster as a list….

With my right hand the only name on it.

So room for some additions

Love this comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big enough needs some action as it hasn’t been used in along time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be added to a few if required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roster...

It's a curated collection dear.

How very gauche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who ya gonna call?

SEX ROSTER!"

I ain't afraid of no sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who ya gonna call?

SEX ROSTER!

I ain't afraid of no sex."

Good job really, Ricky.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Two, a regular lover (my right hand) but sometimes I see another (my left hand)."

Then sit on your right hand for a few minutes and it will feel like a third!

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Queuing down the street, for the wife not so many for me

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