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"He doesn’t have a choice. That’s just how things are. If you see smoke signals he doesn’t want to be rescued he’s just set the dinner on fire. " So you’ve never had ‘the conversation’? | |||
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"I don’t know, are you aware you’re my BF, OP? " I’ve sensed something between us | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. " In it what? You’ll have to be more specific | |||
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"No, none of them know as they're all crazy so I choose not to tell them" Wise decision brother | |||
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"Am I supposed to have one or both? I've checked my spam folder and I definitely did not get the memo" Do you identify as a GF/BF? Only then will you be able to find the answer in your spam folder | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers." Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then " Absolutely not. Fwbs. | |||
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"Can I ask a friend ?" A G/B friend? | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then Absolutely not. Fwbs." Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB | |||
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"Can I ask a friend ? A G/B friend? Yeah " Do they know though is the question? | |||
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"Am I supposed to have one or both? I've checked my spam folder and I definitely did not get the memo" How posh are you ?? You have a folder for your spam. | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific " I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then Absolutely not. Fwbs. Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB " All bs but it might be fun to try a g. | |||
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"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something." Like a shelf that needs hanging or something? | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. " Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... " Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now? | |||
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"I'll let you know if and when I get one." It will come I’m sure of it Polly | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now? " Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that. | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then Absolutely not. Fwbs. Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB All bs but it might be fun to try a g." All B’s? You mean BBBB? | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. " 3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it? | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now? Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that. " Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers? | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now? Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that. Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers? " Well more like lego bricks but yes. | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now? Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that. Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers? Well more like lego bricks but yes. " I think I know the type | |||
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"Does yours Know Rex......" Of course she does, I’m old school | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis " Your BF needs help | |||
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"No, as I'm actually single i blame my face " Just screenshot somebody else’s and send that on Friday thread. You never know, it could be you | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis Your BF needs help " I think he is aware that he needs help. Now. | |||
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"No, as I'm actually single i blame my face Just screenshot somebody else’s and send that on Friday thread. You never know, it could be you I sent 3 messages and got blocked by 9 people " Its just revenge for blocking them on whatsapp | |||
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"No, as I'm actually single i blame my face Just screenshot somebody else’s and send that on Friday thread. You never know, it could be you I sent 3 messages and got blocked by 9 people " Honestly dude I can believe it | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis Your BF needs help I think he is aware that he needs help. Now. " It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis Your BF needs help I think he is aware that he needs help. Now. It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him " Wrong. Proctologist | |||
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"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something. Like a shelf that needs hanging or something? " Nope ...... SEX what else are B.F's for ? | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then Absolutely not. Fwbs. Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB All bs but it might be fun to try a g. All B’s? You mean BBBB? " Yes please | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis Your BF needs help I think he is aware that he needs help. Now. It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him Wrong. Proctologist " | |||
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"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something. Like a shelf that needs hanging or something? Nope ...... SEX what else are B.F's for ?" My undies have literally just fallen down | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??" So yours are FWB’s | |||
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"‘A bloke in work’ regularly talks about his GF and in all the years we’ve known him nobody has ever actually seen her " It reminded me of an episode of TV show where a man was hiding a life like doll in his bedroom and treating it like his partner. When he landed in a hospital he had to tell his work colleague who fancied him... can't even begin to imagine. Having this made up life. Pretending must take a lot of energy. T | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s " Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends | |||
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"Or is it assumed they are? Love and Peace " Are you referring to those who call gf/bf someone on here who is actually married/committed to someone else? | |||
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"‘A bloke in work’ regularly talks about his GF and in all the years we’ve known him nobody has ever actually seen her It reminded me of an episode of TV show where a man was hiding a life like doll in his bedroom and treating it like his partner. When he landed in a hospital he had to tell his work colleague who fancied him... can't even begin to imagine. Having this made up life. Pretending must take a lot of energy. T" I know, it must be so difficult for them | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF?" BUT WE KNOW THIS | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends " I don’t believe that for one minute | |||
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"Or is it assumed they are? Love and Peace Are you referring to those who call gf/bf someone on here who is actually married/committed to someone else? " No, just someone who mentions their GF/BF that nobody has actually seen | |||
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"I'd like to think so, we've got official (and unofficial) paperwork and everything LvM" But have you two actually had ‘the conversation’? | |||
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"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie..." Was she sufficiently blown up at the time? | |||
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"I dont get chance to tell them, they all run too fast to hear meeeee......." That’ll be a FWMB a friend with minimal benefits | |||
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"My wife technically still hasn’t said yes to my proposal. A club to the dome and a quick trip to the Vegas strip and she’s mine forever." I think you both need to sit down and talk this through | |||
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"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie..." Is it still on her head though? | |||
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"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie... Was she sufficiently blown up at the time?" It might say something different now if it wasn’t | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute " Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. 3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it? " No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat. | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex " I’ve always been your friend | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol " On his willy? | |||
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"He knows. I made him sign a little piece of paper in front of witnesses and everything just to be sure " But have you had ‘the conversation’? | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. 3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it? No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat." Ahhhh, that’s a marriage then | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol On his willy? " Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol" I’ll trust you on that comment | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex I’ve always been your friend " But what type of friend | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol I’ll trust you on that comment " Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex I’ve always been your friend But what type of friend " BWCFWB - is that OK? | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol " I’ve moved up a division | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol I’ve moved up a division " Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol The wardrobe is fine | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF? BUT WE KNOW THIS " Then yep. My BF knows | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. 3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it? No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat. Ahhhh, that’s a marriage then " That and tripping over mounds of shoes in the dark at 3am, when you need piss and then being told to put the seat up, unsympathetically, whilst nursing a fractured ankle. | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol The wardrobe is fine " Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF? BUT WE KNOW THIS Then yep. My BF knows " We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol The wardrobe is fine Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? " Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh lol | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF? BUT WE KNOW THIS Then yep. My BF knows We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him " That's what the peas are doing! | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol The wardrobe is fine Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh lol" I’ll give it a go then | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF? BUT WE KNOW THIS Then yep. My BF knows We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him That's what the peas are doing!" Making swinging peas together | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol The wardrobe is fine Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh lol I’ll give it a go then " hehe | |||
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"I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is." So you’re saying he fingers your whopper? | |||
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"I’ve no idea what you’re on about " Yes you do | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex I’ve always been your friend But what type of friend BWCFWB - is that OK? " I thought you'd never ask | |||
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"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie... Was she sufficiently blown up at the time?" Yes, Kryten found the puncture repair kit | |||
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"I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is." Aww, that's young love right there | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex I’ve always been your friend But what type of friend BWCFWB - is that OK? I thought you'd never ask " In | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex I’ve always been your friend But what type of friend BWCFWB - is that OK? I thought you'd never ask In " Me. Now. Please | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex I’ve always been your friend But what type of friend BWCFWB - is that OK? I thought you'd never ask In Me. Now. Please " *coughs* Should I come and pick up my socks? | |||
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"Oh yeah she knows! It’s my wife that doesn’t know about my GF Can’t wait for her to see this later.. Mr" I like the cut of your jib | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex I’ve always been your friend But what type of friend BWCFWB - is that OK? I thought you'd never ask In Me. Now. Please *coughs* Should I come and pick up my socks? " You definitely left more than that here! But definitely stole something else | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends I don’t believe that for one minute Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex I’ve always been your friend But what type of friend BWCFWB - is that OK? I thought you'd never ask In Me. Now. Please *coughs* Should I come and pick up my socks? " But is she your GF and does she know? | |||
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