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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Or is it assumed they are?

Love and Peace

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

~~

He doesn’t have a choice. That’s just how things are.

If you see smoke signals he doesn’t want to be rescued he’s just set the dinner on fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t know, are you aware you’re my BF, OP?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

No, none of them know as they're all crazy so I choose not to tell them

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Am I supposed to have one or both? I've checked my spam folder and I definitely did not get the memo

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"He doesn’t have a choice. That’s just how things are.

If you see smoke signals he doesn’t want to be rescued he’s just set the dinner on fire. "

So you’ve never had ‘the conversation’?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don’t know, are you aware you’re my BF, OP? "

I’ve sensed something between us

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. "

In it what? You’ll have to be more specific

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No, none of them know as they're all crazy so I choose not to tell them"

Wise decision brother

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Am I supposed to have one or both? I've checked my spam folder and I definitely did not get the memo"

Do you identify as a GF/BF? Only then will you be able to find the answer in your spam folder

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers."

Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask a friend ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers.

Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then "

Absolutely not. Fwbs.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I ask a friend ?"

A G/B friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask a friend ?

A G/B friend? "

Yeah

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers.

Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then

Absolutely not. Fwbs."

Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can I ask a friend ?

A G/B friend?

Yeah "

Do they know though is the question?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Am I supposed to have one or both? I've checked my spam folder and I definitely did not get the memo"

How posh are you ?? You have a folder for your spam.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

In it what? You’ll have to be more specific "

I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I'll let you know if and when I get one.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers.

Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then

Absolutely not. Fwbs.

Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB "

All bs but it might be fun to try a g.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something."

Like a shelf that needs hanging or something?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. "

Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

In it what? You’ll have to be more specific

I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... "

Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'll let you know if and when I get one."

It will come I’m sure of it Polly

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

In it what? You’ll have to be more specific

I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...

Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now? "

Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers.

Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then

Absolutely not. Fwbs.

Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB

All bs but it might be fun to try a g."

All B’s? You mean BBBB?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. "

3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

In it what? You’ll have to be more specific

I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...

Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now?

Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that. "

Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

In it what? You’ll have to be more specific

I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...

Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now?

Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that.

Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers? "

Well more like lego bricks but yes.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

‘A bloke in work’ regularly talks about his GF and in all the years we’ve known him nobody has ever actually seen her

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

In it what? You’ll have to be more specific

I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone...

Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now?

Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that.

Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers?

Well more like lego bricks but yes. "

I think I know the type

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Does yours Know Rex......

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums!

#heknowswhoheis

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Does yours Know Rex......"

Of course she does, I’m old school

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums!

#heknowswhoheis "

Your BF needs help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, as I'm actually single i blame my face

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No, as I'm actually single i blame my face "

Just screenshot somebody else’s and send that on Friday thread. You never know, it could be you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, as I'm actually single i blame my face

Just screenshot somebody else’s and send that on Friday thread. You never know, it could be you "

I sent 3 messages and got blocked by 9 people

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums!

#heknowswhoheis

Your BF needs help "

I think he is aware that he needs help. Now.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"No, as I'm actually single i blame my face

Just screenshot somebody else’s and send that on Friday thread. You never know, it could be you

I sent 3 messages and got blocked by 9 people "

Its just revenge for blocking them on whatsapp

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"No, as I'm actually single i blame my face

Just screenshot somebody else’s and send that on Friday thread. You never know, it could be you

I sent 3 messages and got blocked by 9 people "

Honestly dude I can believe it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums!

#heknowswhoheis

Your BF needs help

I think he is aware that he needs help. Now. "

It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums!

#heknowswhoheis

Your BF needs help

I think he is aware that he needs help. Now.

It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him "

Wrong.

Proctologist

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something.

Like a shelf that needs hanging or something? "

Nope ...... SEX what else are B.F's for ?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers.

Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then

Absolutely not. Fwbs.

Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB

All bs but it might be fun to try a g.

All B’s? You mean BBBB? "

Yes please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Pretty sure Mr doesn't really know. I just found him one day and now its many, many days later and he's just used to me being there so he has accepted his fate. Poor man.

MrsAbz

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Think my wife's forgotten

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums!

#heknowswhoheis

Your BF needs help

I think he is aware that he needs help. Now.

It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him

Wrong.

Proctologist "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something.

Like a shelf that needs hanging or something?

Nope ...... SEX what else are B.F's for ?"

My undies have literally just fallen down

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??"

So yours are FWB’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘A bloke in work’ regularly talks about his GF and in all the years we’ve known him nobody has ever actually seen her "

It reminded me of an episode of TV show where a man was hiding a life like doll in his bedroom and treating it like his partner. When he landed in a hospital he had to tell his work colleague who fancied him... can't even begin to imagine. Having this made up life. Pretending must take a lot of energy.

T

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dunno. Hang on.

Rex... are you my BF?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s "

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or is it assumed they are?

Love and Peace "

Are you referring to those who call gf/bf someone on here who is actually married/committed to someone else?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'd like to think so, we've got official (and unofficial) paperwork and everything

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont get chance to tell them, they all run too fast to hear meeeee.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife technically still hasn’t said yes to my proposal. A club to the dome and a quick trip to the Vegas strip and she’s mine forever.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"‘A bloke in work’ regularly talks about his GF and in all the years we’ve known him nobody has ever actually seen her

It reminded me of an episode of TV show where a man was hiding a life like doll in his bedroom and treating it like his partner. When he landed in a hospital he had to tell his work colleague who fancied him... can't even begin to imagine. Having this made up life. Pretending must take a lot of energy.

T"

I know, it must be so difficult for them

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Dunno. Hang on.

Rex... are you my BF?"

BUT WE KNOW THIS

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends "

I don’t believe that for one minute

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Or is it assumed they are?

Love and Peace

Are you referring to those who call gf/bf someone on here who is actually married/committed to someone else? "

No, just someone who mentions their GF/BF that nobody has actually seen

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'd like to think so, we've got official (and unofficial) paperwork and everything

LvM"

But have you two actually had ‘the conversation’?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie..."

Was she sufficiently blown up at the time?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I dont get chance to tell them, they all run too fast to hear meeeee......."

That’ll be a FWMB a friend with minimal benefits

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My wife technically still hasn’t said yes to my proposal. A club to the dome and a quick trip to the Vegas strip and she’s mine forever."

I think you both need to sit down and talk this through

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie..."

Is it still on her head though?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie...

Was she sufficiently blown up at the time?"

It might say something different now if it wasn’t

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute "

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He knows. I made him sign a little piece of paper in front of witnesses and everything just to be sure

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit.

3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it? "

No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex "

I’ve always been your friend

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol "

On his willy?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"He knows. I made him sign a little piece of paper in front of witnesses and everything just to be sure "

But have you had ‘the conversation’?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit.

3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it?

No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat."

Ahhhh, that’s a marriage then

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

On his willy? "

Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol"

I’ll trust you on that comment

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex

I’ve always been your friend "

But what type of friend

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol

I’ll trust you on that comment "

Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex

I’ve always been your friend

But what type of friend "

BWCFWB - is that OK?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol

I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol "

I’ve moved up a division

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol

I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol

I’ve moved up a division "

Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol

The wardrobe is fine

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dunno. Hang on.

Rex... are you my BF?

BUT WE KNOW THIS "

Then yep. My BF knows

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Nah, friend zone in it.

I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there.

Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit.

3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it?

No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat.

Ahhhh, that’s a marriage then "

That and tripping over mounds of shoes in the dark at 3am, when you need piss and then being told to put the seat up, unsympathetically, whilst nursing a fractured ankle.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol

I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol

I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol

The wardrobe is fine "

Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Dunno. Hang on.

Rex... are you my BF?

BUT WE KNOW THIS

Then yep. My BF knows "

We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol

I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol

I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol

The wardrobe is fine

Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? "

Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh lol

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dunno. Hang on.

Rex... are you my BF?

BUT WE KNOW THIS

Then yep. My BF knows

We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him "

That's what the peas are doing!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol

I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol

I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol

The wardrobe is fine

Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh lol"

I’ll give it a go then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Dunno. Hang on.

Rex... are you my BF?

BUT WE KNOW THIS

Then yep. My BF knows

We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him

That's what the peas are doing!"

Making swinging peas together

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol

On his willy? Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. lol

I’ll trust you on that comment Hehe you in wardrobes now not under beds? Lol

I’ve moved up a division Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol

The wardrobe is fine

Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh lol

I’ll give it a go then "

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is."

So you’re saying he fingers your whopper?

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

I’ve no idea what you’re on about

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’ve no idea what you’re on about "

Yes you do

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Good 3 figure thread everyone

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I bloody well hope so

C

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex

I’ve always been your friend

But what type of friend

BWCFWB - is that OK? "

I thought you'd never ask

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie...

Was she sufficiently blown up at the time?"

Yes, Kryten found the puncture repair kit

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is."

Aww, that's young love right there

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex

I’ve always been your friend

But what type of friend

BWCFWB - is that OK?

I thought you'd never ask "

In

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex

I’ve always been your friend

But what type of friend

BWCFWB - is that OK?

I thought you'd never ask

In "

Me. Now. Please

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex

I’ve always been your friend

But what type of friend

BWCFWB - is that OK?

I thought you'd never ask

In

Me. Now. Please "

*coughs*

Should I come and pick up my socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah she knows! It’s my wife that doesn’t know about my GF

Can’t wait for her to see this later..

Mr

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Oh yeah she knows! It’s my wife that doesn’t know about my GF

Can’t wait for her to see this later..

Mr"

I like the cut of your jib

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex

I’ve always been your friend

But what type of friend

BWCFWB - is that OK?

I thought you'd never ask

In

Me. Now. Please

*coughs*

Should I come and pick up my socks? "

You definitely left more than that here! But definitely stole something else

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

If I've got a BF or GF, then I wish that they'd get round to telling me. Or even just reveal themselves through a hint on here.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??

So yours are FWB’s

Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends

I don’t believe that for one minute

Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex

I’ve always been your friend

But what type of friend

BWCFWB - is that OK?

I thought you'd never ask

In

Me. Now. Please

*coughs*

Should I come and pick up my socks? "

But is she your GF and does she know?

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