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"I don’t know, are you aware you’re my BF, OP? ![]() ![]() I’ve sensed something between us ![]() | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. " In it what? You’ll have to be more specific | |||
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"No, none of them know as they're all crazy so I choose not to tell them" Wise decision brother ![]() | |||
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"Am I supposed to have one or both? I've checked my spam folder and I definitely did not get the memo" Do you identify as a GF/BF? Only then will you be able to find the answer in your spam folder ![]() | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers." Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then ![]() | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then ![]() Absolutely not. Fwbs. | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then ![]() Ahhhh a GFWB/BFWB ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I ask a friend ? A G/B friend? Yeah ![]() Do they know though is the question? ![]() | |||
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"Am I supposed to have one or both? I've checked my spam folder and I definitely did not get the memo" How posh are you ?? You have a folder for your spam. | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific " I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... ![]() | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then ![]() ![]() ![]() All bs but it might be fun to try a g. | |||
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"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something." Like a shelf that needs hanging or something? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. " Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. ![]() | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... ![]() Sorry again, more specific or do we ‘zone’ friends off now? | |||
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"I'll let you know if and when I get one." It will come I’m sure of it Polly ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... ![]() Yes, quarantine them. Remember how trump handles all the Mexican families. A bit like that. | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then ![]() ![]() ![]() All B’s? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. ![]() 3 years?? That’s called a wife isn’t it? ![]() | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... ![]() Ah right, your friends like building walls? So you mean brick layers? | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... ![]() Well more like lego bricks but yes. | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. In it what? You’ll have to be more specific I just put them in the friend zone. That's a real thing isn't it. Friend zone... ![]() I think I know the type | |||
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"Does yours Know Rex......" Of course she does, I’m old school ![]() | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis ![]() Your BF needs help ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No, as I'm actually single ![]() ![]() ![]() Just screenshot somebody else’s and send that on Friday thread. You never know, it could be you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No, as I'm actually single ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I sent 3 messages and got blocked by 9 people ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis ![]() ![]() ![]() I think he is aware that he needs help. Now. ![]() | |||
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"No, as I'm actually single ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Its just revenge for blocking them on whatsapp ![]() | |||
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"No, as I'm actually single ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Honestly dude I can believe it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s possible there’s no doctor that can help him ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wrong. Proctologist ![]() | |||
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"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something. Like a shelf that needs hanging or something? ![]() ![]() Nope ...... SEX what else are B.F's for ? | |||
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"Don't do that kind of thing. I have lovers. Ahh right, so they’re not a GF/BF in your book then ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes please | |||
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"Yes, he likes to stuff me with spam and jizz in bums! #heknowswhoheis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My BF calls himself my F. my daughter calls him my BF..... I call him when I need something. Like a shelf that needs hanging or something? ![]() ![]() My undies have literally just fallen down | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist??" So yours are FWB’s ![]() | |||
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"‘A bloke in work’ regularly talks about his GF and in all the years we’ve known him nobody has ever actually seen her ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() Uhhh I'm not sure I even have Friends ![]() | |||
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"Or is it assumed they are? Love and Peace ![]() Are you referring to those who call gf/bf someone on here who is actually married/committed to someone else? | |||
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"‘A bloke in work’ regularly talks about his GF and in all the years we’ve known him nobody has ever actually seen her ![]() ![]() ![]() I know, it must be so difficult for them ![]() | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF?" BUT WE KNOW THIS ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() I don’t believe that for one minute ![]() | |||
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"Or is it assumed they are? Love and Peace ![]() No, just someone who mentions their GF/BF that nobody has actually seen ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'd like to think so, we've got official (and unofficial) paperwork and everything ![]() But have you two actually had ‘the conversation’? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie..." Was she sufficiently blown up at the time? | |||
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"I dont get chance to tell them, they all run too fast to hear meeeee......." That’ll be a FWMB a friend with minimal benefits ![]() | |||
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"My wife technically still hasn’t said yes to my proposal. A club to the dome and a quick trip to the Vegas strip and she’s mine forever." I think you both need to sit down and talk this through ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie..." Is it still on her head though? | |||
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"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie... Was she sufficiently blown up at the time?" It might say something different now if it wasn’t ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() Is this you finally confessing to be my friend Rex ![]() | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. ![]() ![]() No that's when you stop having sex and your dreams are: semi-detached houses, taking out life insurance and selecting cars based on how easy it is to fit a baby seat. | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve always been your friend ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() On his willy? ![]() | |||
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"He knows. I made him sign a little piece of paper in front of witnesses and everything just to be sure ![]() But have you had ‘the conversation’? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. ![]() ![]() Ahhhh, that’s a marriage then ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() ![]() Good idea! Hmm or on his balls? That's where the magic really comes from. ![]() | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll trust you on that comment ![]() ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But what type of friend ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hehe ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() BWCFWB - is that OK? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ve moved up a division ![]() | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well you can't get under some beds anyway! No one can get under mine. Lol The wardrobe is fine ![]() | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF? BUT WE KNOW THIS ![]() Then yep. My BF knows ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nah, friend zone in it. I was living with her for 6 months... Then she found out I was there. Sounds like a Scouse girl I lived and slept with for 3 years. Not my girlfriend though jesus no. As soon as we called it that everything would go to shit. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That and tripping over mounds of shoes in the dark at 3am, when you need piss and then being told to put the seat up, unsympathetically, whilst nursing a fractured ankle. | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is there tangerines and duct tape in your wardrobe? | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF? BUT WE KNOW THIS ![]() ![]() ![]() We’re like two peas in a pod. Where one pea has his tiny pea willy up the bum hole of a tiny pea lady in front of him ![]() | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha can't say i keep oranges in my wardrobe! You may find some kinky stuff though shhhh ![]() | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF? BUT WE KNOW THIS ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's what the peas are doing! | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll give it a go then ![]() | |||
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"Dunno. Hang on. Rex... are you my BF? BUT WE KNOW THIS ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Making swinging peas together ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't have one! But when i do i'll be sure to put a star sticker on him. Lol ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is." So you’re saying he fingers your whopper? ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I thought you'd never ask ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My gf knows because I wrote it on her head in sharpie... Was she sufficiently blown up at the time?" Yes, Kryten found the puncture repair kit ![]() | |||
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"I am too shy to ask but I think he likes me because he fingers me at Burger King and if that isn't boyfriend and girlfriend activities then I don't know what is." Aww, that's young love right there | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() In ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Me. Now. Please ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() *coughs* Should I come and pick up my socks? | |||
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"Oh yeah she knows! It’s my wife that doesn’t know about my GF ![]() ![]() I like the cut of your jib ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You definitely left more than that here! But definitely stole something else ![]() | |||
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"How am I supposed to tell them when they don't even know I exist?? So yours are FWB’s ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But is she your GF and does she know? ![]() | |||
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