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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, it IS true! Pork is back.

For nearly a year I was one half of PorkPerky (later TheRealPorkandCrackling). Crackling is now out in the big wide World of Swinging under her own steam (and I wish her well), so I am reduced to the ranks of ‘poor-sad-single-bloke-who-moans-in-the-forums-that-he's-not-had-a-shag-since-he’s-been-here’...

Oh well, C'est la vie....

But, thanks to the blatant and, in some cases, embarrassing adoration of my fan club (all three of them) I have decided to offer the experience of my many years of debauchery, downright naughtiness and acquired wit and verve to a wider audience. So you will find me all over the Forums angling for a ticket to the “96Club” quite frequently.

I have missed you lot....... (but not Minxie!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

T'would be difficult to miss me - I am a roundabout lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"T'would be difficult to miss me - I am a roundabout lol

Really? Now there's an image to contemplate.......

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Welcome home Pork! I'd noticed you'd gone and it's nice to see you back...just don't set off too many of those why can't I get a shag threads, one a day will suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back pork!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Good to have ya back big guy!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"T'would be difficult to miss me - I am a roundabout lol

I'm saying nothing...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back xx

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Welcome back Pork, nice to see you again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are all far too kind. I feel a tear coming to ones eye...... and I don't mean me Japs Eye before you start Ryan/Wishy/View/Brightonsteve etc etc etc!!!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I wondered why you hadn't been all over some threads. Welcome home Pork.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

welcome back, you'll do good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wondered why you hadn't been all over some threads. Welcome home Pork."
Thank you Lickety - look forward to more of our little exchanges of 'opinion'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back!! I'd never seen a pic of you before. So oooooh there's a little perv from me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back!! I'd never seen a pic of you before. So oooooh there's a little perv from me.

What's his name, this Little Perv..???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome home Pork! I'd noticed you'd gone and it's nice to see you back...just don't set off too many of those why can't I get a shag threads, one a day will suffice

Only one a day???

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"T'would be difficult to miss me - I am a roundabout lol

I'm saying nothing...!

Good move! The alternative could have serious 'consequences'.....

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"T'would be difficult to miss me - I am a roundabout lol

I'm saying nothing...!

Good move! The alternative could have serious 'consequences'.....

Yes - but I am having the bus... Not the police car....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"T'would be difficult to miss me - I am a roundabout lol

I'm saying nothing...!

Good move! The alternative could have serious 'consequences'.....

Yes - but I am having the bus... Not the police car....

That's okay - I want the Fire Engine anyway....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I didn't realise you had left and then back as a single etc, (always been very observant me....) But I am glad you are here because you're a very nice little chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I didn't realise you had left and then back as a single etc, (always been very observant me....) But I am glad you are here because you've a very nice little chap

I've not seen the pics myself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I didn't realise you had left and then back as a single etc, (always been very observant me....) But I am glad you are here because you're a very nice little chap

For one moment I thought that said 'HAVE a very nice little chap'!!!!!! As I recall, Madam, you've never seen my little chap.?????

(but I respond to requests......

)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Oh! No crackling!

. Didn't notice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh! No crackling!

. Didn't notice.....

Too subtle Steve!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just noticed something Pork. If you take your avatar and the pic in your gallery. You can make a whole head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T'would be difficult to miss me - I am a roundabout lol

I'm saying nothing...!

Good move! The alternative could have serious 'consequences'.....

Yes - but I am having the bus... Not the police car....

That's okay - I want the Fire Engine anyway....

Will you two boys behave !!!!! but then again I guess not !!! lol as you both were ..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I didn't realise you had left and then back as a single etc, (always been very observant me....) But I am glad you are here because you're a very nice little chap

For one moment I thought that said 'HAVE a very nice little chap'!!!!!! As I recall, Madam, you've never seen my little chap.?????

(but I respond to requests......

)

I've seen it in my dreams.....

(And the award for corniest remark on the forum today must surely go to me for that little gem)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just noticed something Pork. If you take your avatar and the pic in your gallery. You can make a whole head

Wondered when someone would noticed - amazed it's taken this long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, it IS true! Pork is back.

Oh well, C'est la vie....

Yes she is back !! so when can we meet for a social

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, it IS true! Pork is back.

Oh well, C'est la vie....

Yes she is back !! so when can we meet for a social

Not sure you meet my exacting 'standards'....?????

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Welcome back!! I'd never seen a pic of you before. So oooooh there's a little perv from me.

What's his name, this Little Perv..???

You called?

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back. Noticed you were quiet but not that you'd gone xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back. Noticed you were quiet but not that you'd gone xxx "

Thank you Jodie - just couldn't stay away from all you LOVERLY people....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hello to Vajazzle too, or is that wrong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello to Vajazzle too, or is that wrong?

Vajazzle says that's fine, but she 'can't come to the forums right now.....'.

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it have a good laugh at my expense lol.....

Hope you are putting that sexy body about

because its a shame to keep it under wraps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome back mate good to see u can't keep a good man down lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back mate good to see u can't keep a good man down lol

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