FabSwingers.com forum: Lie to Me!

By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Make up an outrageous lie about the user above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has NEVER had it up the bum

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Shy and retiring.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Shy and retiring."

As innocent as she seems

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

"Shy and retiring."

Has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Shy and retiring.

Has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Loves SPH

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Loves SPH"

Is wearing those sexy hold-ups and heels right now - and nothing else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives in a camper van by the beach. But only in the winter

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Climbed mount Everest

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Gets his name from inserting sprouts up his back passage

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Climbed mount Everest "

Walked the whole way across Antarctica in sticking, suspenders and 6 inch high heels

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Shy and retiring.

Has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

Ah but you can eat a bucket of smashed crabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gets his name from inserting sprouts up his back passage "

It’s supposed to be a lie

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

He’s been a cucumber this whole time

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Drives a fiat 500

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

"Drives a fiat 500"

Hasn’t got a clue how to distract someone

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By *urbo TedMan
over a year ago

Stansted

Can fart the theme tune to Antiques Roadshow

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

He’s the on the only guy to escape from the titanic sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was Gazzas personal ball buffer

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

Is a secret S Club 7 fan

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Chews wasps for that fuller lip look

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Steals kittens and hides then in his suit jacket.

Mrs

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

"Steals kittens and hides then in his suit jacket.

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Actually has a coffee table

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Steals kittens and hides then in his suit jacket.

Mrs

Actually has a coffee table"

Are from Croydon.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Shes a man

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

So is she lol

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"So is she lol"

She stole my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So is she lol

She stole my car"

Put a coco pop in my rice krispie collection (horrible bastards)

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

Voted for Liz Truss

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

"Voted for Liz Truss

Had an affair with a bloke called Johnson

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

[Removed by poster at 21/07/23 13:29:55]

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

"Voted for Liz Truss

Shagged Liz Truss

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Omg! This thread!

You sit on a throne of lies!

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Went to the shop for some milk, ro bbed a bank on the way and had to move to Mexico for 20 years, before getting some slightly dodgy passports and moving to the U.S.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Omg! This thread!

You sit on a throne of lies! "

Pops frozen peas up his bum just before bed

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

"Went to the shop for some milk, ro bbed a bank on the way and had to move to Mexico for 20 years, before getting some slightly dodgy passports and moving to the U.S."

I feel a movie script coming on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swam the Atlantic Ocean with purple whilst wearing purple arm bands

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Omg! This thread!

You sit on a throne of lies!

Pops frozen peas up his bum just before bed

The op said lies! Not the truth.

Shops at aldi and lidle but uses waitrose bags to keep up appearances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/23 13:35:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg! This thread!

You sit on a throne of lies!

Pops frozen peas up his bum just before bed

The op said lies! Not the truth.

Shops at aldi and lidle but uses waitrose bags to keep up appearances "

Loves me

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By *pank the MonkeyCouple
over a year ago

Fylde Coast

He stole my dog

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Omg! This thread!

You sit on a throne of lies!

Pops frozen peas up his bum just before bed

The op said lies! Not the truth.

Shops at aldi and lidle but uses waitrose bags to keep up appearances

Loves me"

Luvs me not.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Neither tall nor athletic

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"He stole my dog"

Cat owners.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Neither tall nor athletic "

Wow this just seems rude now

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Grows haggis for the tourist trade

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"Omg! This thread!

You sit on a throne of lies!

Pops frozen peas up his bum just before bed

The op said lies! Not the truth.

Shops at aldi and lidle but uses waitrose bags to keep up appearances "

M&s bags actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither tall nor athletic

Wow this just seems rude now "

Tut. Shame on you!

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Steals kittens and hides then in his suit jacket.

Mrs "

Damn secrets out... but any way to get pussy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Totally vanilla

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Neither tall nor athletic

Wow this just seems rude now "

Sumo wrestlers are athletic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Totally vanilla

Lies about her height she’s actually 6ft4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neither tall nor athletic

Wow this just seems rude now

Sumo wrestlers are athletic

I agree. Ignore NotAGeneralKenobi

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Totally vanilla

Lies about her height she’s actually 6ft4 "

Wants to fuck me senseless

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Works at the local pop factory blowing bubbles into pop.

Their blowing skills are legendary.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Totally vanilla

Lies about her height she’s actually 6ft4

Wants to fuck me senseless

Hates the colour blue

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Is secretly straight shhhh

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By *B6969Man
over a year ago

bath

"Works at the local pop factory blowing bubbles into pop.

Their blowing skills are legendary."

Brilliant hahahaha

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Is only here for the biscuits

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Is only here for the biscuits"

His real name is Susan Johnson

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Is only here for the biscuits

His real name is Susan Johnson

Hates blue

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Once worked on Sesame Street

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Once worked on Sesame Street"

Actually that’s true

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

"Once worked on Sesame Street

Actually that’s true

Hates wearing bras

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Once worked on Sesame Street

Actually that’s true

Hates wearing bras"

Was a stand in for Dick Emery in The 60s did the bow legged walk away after the “ Oh you are awful but I like you!” Sketch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Ru Paul's body double

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Bathes in elephant semen as part of skincare routine. Is now banned from all but 3 of the uk zoos as they collect it all by hand themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Melts candle wax into Sports Direct mugs and sells them on as Dankee Candles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinks his own wee to keep that torso looking mighty fine

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Loves pineapple on pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is confused why people keep talking about the BBC on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believes all the story in the Sunday sport

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Believes all the story in the Sunday sport "

Did the conga from Liverpool Street station to lands end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writes all the stories in the Sunday sport

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Printer for the Sunday Sport.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't really like Star Wars

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hates custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates custard "

Sings don’t stop me now by queen every time they cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ the Filthy bit of their username refers to the fact that neither have washed since 2021

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"^ the Filthy bit of their username refers to the fact that neither have washed since 2021

Wears pink frilly knickers on a Friday and goes by the name of barbara

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Has prosthetic toes after an accident in the shrimping factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a broccoli phobia

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Once hatched a coconut

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Eats picked onions for breakfast.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Has a thousand uses for ice cubes

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Only has one use for them.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Only has one use for them."

Doesn't even have an ice cube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/07/23 18:52:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only has one use for them.

Doesn't even have an ice cube"

Profile photo was taken during a Bungee Jump

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

A dwalf with real bad tongue and fingering technic.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

It’s the actual ’80s pop star Toyah.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

You need to take off the rose tints to see him properly

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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

Wears the tears of the broken hearted in a phial around her neck...

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

He hates oral makes him bring up dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He hates oral makes him bring up dinner"

Has to use her old phone to log onto here

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"He hates oral makes him bring up dinner"

Loves group sex in public. Most recent venture was over a table in starbucks

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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

"He hates oral makes him bring up dinner

Loves group sex in public. Most recent venture was over a table in starbucks"

Is only interested in vanilla and is actually a virgin.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Holds the unofficial world record for fully inserting 15 cucumbers up their bum then eating them in 1 hour

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"He hates oral makes him bring up dinner

Loves group sex in public. Most recent venture was over a table in starbucks

Is only interested in vanilla and is actually a virgin."

I thought you were supposed to lie

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By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Holds the unofficial world record for fully inserting 15 cucumbers up their bum then eating them in 1 hour"

Can only get off when thinking of slices of watermelons

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

"Holds the unofficial world record for fully inserting 15 cucumbers up their bum then eating them in 1 hour

Can only get off when thinking of slices of watermelons"

Doesn't love girl playxx

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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

Normally only wear granny pants.

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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

"He hates oral makes him bring up dinner

Loves group sex in public. Most recent venture was over a table in starbucks

Is only interested in vanilla and is actually a virgin.

I thought you were supposed to lie

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

I wouldn't sit on his face xx

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"I wouldn't sit on his face xx"
they are hired assassin's by the smurfs

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I wouldn't sit on his face xx"

Best fuck I ever had

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I wouldn't sit on his face xx

Best fuck I ever had "

How the fuck did you jump in there cave man

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"I wouldn't sit on his face xx

Best fuck I ever had

How the fuck did you jump in there cave man "
I'm like a svelt ninga

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By *ob.42Man
over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

"I wouldn't sit on his face xx"

I wouldn't love that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't sit on his face xx

I wouldn't love that...

Never skips anyone when playing a game where you comment on the poster above

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"I wouldn't sit on his face xx

I wouldn't love that...

Bob has a private army of hamsters that he allows to crawl all over his naked body, every night.

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

I know. Because the lady your with will let you xcx

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Has an army of duck sized horses to pull her chariot along Welwyn Garden City, while oopah loopas feed her grapes

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

She has a swimming pool filled with strawberry daiquiri flavoured jelly which she dives into every morning before work to wake up properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds."

I like that one.

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol

He fucked my wife so hard she squirted all over the ceiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His wife pegged me so hard I squirted up the curtains

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By *antam AvershiresMan
over a year ago

Falme

Has never had a Big Mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has never had a Big Mac"
he told me his wife was going to be there too

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Loves having dance offs againt geese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once challenged himself to a fistfight and lost

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By *ason95Man
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Once challenged himself to a fistfight and lost"

Beat Harry Potter with he's cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once challenged himself to a fistfight and lost

Beat Harry Potter with he's cock"

(skip me)

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard

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By *alleysBoiMan
over a year ago

Newbridge

"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard"

He Invented the best thing since sliced bread

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard

He Invented the best thing since sliced bread "

I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard

He Invented the best thing since sliced bread

I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return"

He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set.

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By *an de LyonMan
over a year ago

welling

"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard

He Invented the best thing since sliced bread

I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return

He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set."

“Stole” has implications…borrowed I prefer…

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By *reengoddessCouple
over a year ago

Sidmouth

"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard

He Invented the best thing since sliced bread

I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return

He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set.

“Stole” has implications…borrowed I prefer…"

This user dresses up as one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles for a bi monthly fan convention and on his 37th birthday his mum made him a turtle cake

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard

He Invented the best thing since sliced bread

I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return

He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set.

“Stole” has implications…borrowed I prefer…

This user dresses up as one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles for a bi monthly fan convention and on his 37th birthday his mum made him a turtle cake

They had sex in the middle of lidls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was Bruce Willis’s stand-in for Die Hard

He Invented the best thing since sliced bread

I did and I patented it. Got Bruce’s vest in return

He stole Bruce Willis’s vest from the Die Hard set.

“Stole” has implications…borrowed I prefer…

This user dresses up as one of the teenage mutant ninja turtles for a bi monthly fan convention and on his 37th birthday his mum made him a turtle cake

They had sex in the middle of lidls."

They really don't love cats

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Shes pink

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Shes pink

He can lick his elbow

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Likes to wrap themselves in silver foil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't had a poo for 3 months.

(His wee is a bit lumpy though)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Hasn't had a poo for 3 months.

(His wee is a bit lumpy though) "

Was actually the model for Jessica Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts a secret gown on when it comes to Oracle buisness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was exiled and excommunicated by Queen Elizabeth II for being a “cankerous whore”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meant for _otsoposh but I guess still works

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Meant for _otsoposh but I guess still works "

He likes to spend Sundays wearing a bra on his head a la Weird Science, playing with his collection of vintage Barbie dolls and dreaming of Kelly LeBrock.

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Loves monopoly and the feel of cheap polyester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/07/23 17:56:48]

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"[Removed by poster at 22/07/23 17:56:48]"

Realised they'd accidentally posted whilst playing naked Twister and quickly deleted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Accidentally used super glue instead of lube and had to go a+e to get dildo removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accidentally used super glue instead of lube and had to go a+e to get dildo removed "

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One ate a family size bag of beef Hula Hoops for breakfast, for 3 mornings in a row.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once***

ffs

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"Once***

ffs"

Once only has he fucked. After that, he became a monk.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Once***

ffs

Once only has he fucked. After that, he became a monk. "

Has gargled with my semen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He LOVES women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once***

ffs

Once only has he fucked. After that, he became a monk.

Has gargled with my semen

This guy owns the entire One Direction back catalogue he taped off his mum's CD collection.

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By *he ass man 666Man
over a year ago

paradise city

Likes to dress down like a librarian on weekends

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By *y the seaCouple
over a year ago

guernsey

"Likes to dress down like a librarian on weekends "

Puts his milk in the cup before the hot water

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

They hate sex.. awful pastime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eats a whole apple, as in the WHOLE apple

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Gargles the National Anthem with Choir Boy semen

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

Both moon walk and high five each other after a meet

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Every weekend enjoys a good rimming session with a group of 5 dung beetles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make up an outrageous lie about the user above

What the actual fuck?

This place has gone down the pan.

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over a year ago

"Every weekend enjoys a good rimming session with a group of 5 dung beetles "

Likes to cover himself in Vaseline and roll around the floor pretending to be a slug in his spare time.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Every weekend enjoys a good rimming session with a group of 5 dung beetles "

Has been known to make a rope from his snot

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By *estarossa. OP Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Dresses as a cowboy at home.

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By *y the seaCouple
over a year ago

guernsey

"Dresses as a cowboy at home."

Like to rub stinging nettles on her naked body

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Dresses as a cowboy at home."

Yeeha! Ride me.

She's known to go the shops in crotchless pants

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