FabSwingers.com forum: Allotments

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is no news story but in lots of stories and fantasy these days the action seems to happen in a shed at the allotments with an older garden type. Is this really a thing and has anybody ever had sex at the allotments ...

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Well that's a turnup

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"This is no news story but in lots of stories and fantasy these days the action seems to happen in a shed at the allotments with an older garden type. Is this really a thing and has anybody ever had sex at the allotments ... "

There was a 'one man shed gangbang' thread many moons ago - an epic tale.

So I assume it does happen Tom.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"Well that's a turnup"

Or a turnip.

I’ve not had a sniff of action on mine. I shall complain to the allotment committee.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Can’t beat a carrot up the bum

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"Can’t beat a carrot up the bum "

A parsnip is better...its sort of tapered

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Yes when I was a teenager had some fun with older guys on the allotment

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

Sarah McLachlan:

"My fellow said the other day that my sheds no good for wanking in".

"That's because it's a greenhouse love".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's barely room to do a decent helicopter in the average allotment shed. Polytunnels are were its at.

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By *ohnny_nicecockMan
over a year ago

Cock Town

"There's barely room to do a decent helicopter in the average allotment shed. Polytunnels are were its at. "

Polyamory tunnels?

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