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Attack of the Clones

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Men of Fab. Have you ever done it? Cloned your cock?

I guess more couples than single guys may have as it seems to be a coupley type thing for use when he's away, but has a guy ever made one to leave for a 'friend' as a memento of an encounter, a kind of souvenir or just simply to add as a hood ornament on their mid life crisis sports car?

Fox and I did one years ago but hadn't realised there'd be enough gunk in the tub to make a lifelike version. So we ended up with a 'mini-me'.

We tried again not long ago and I have to say the second one is far more lifelike.

Not sure what will become of it. I doubt she'll want to keep it as a memento as it may be a little offputting for any future acquaintances - although it would make an excellent fly swat.

Or should I take it with me in case anyone ever tells me to 'go fuck myself', so I can whip it out of my coat pocket, wave it in their face and shout 'will do - be right back!'

They're a bugger to get right with two people involved so was curious to know if any brave men had ever attempted the feat alone and if so, how did it come out (realistic or looking like some kind of mangled slug that's been driven over by a tank) and what did you do with it?

Yes. I'm bored and sorting my stuff ready to chuck/sell/take with.

There may be more equally random questions later as I need entertainment.

A

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

You know that scene in the first Mission Impossible film, when Tom Cruise had the short hair and hadn't discovered Metallica yet?

I did that.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread. "

Honestly, same

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"You know that scene in the first Mission Impossible film, when Tom Cruise had the short hair and hadn't discovered Metallica yet?

I did that. "

The resemblance is uncanny.....

A

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread.

Honestly, same "

Sorry to disappoint you both so early on such a sunny, fine day.

I can start one of those later if you like?

Now. About those fake dongs.......

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got my ex a kit, he was obsessed with his dick so seemed appropriate.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Fuck no. The real thing is disappointing enough.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please please take it with you.

Because I need to know the whipping it out and waving it is a possibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck no. The real thing is disappointing enough. "

Same

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

This is a touchy subject

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

With a little artistic licence... I carved a copy of my own for a friend

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng


"Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread.

Honestly, same

Sorry to disappoint you both so early on such a sunny, fine day.

I can start one of those later if you like?

Now. About those fake dongs.......

A"

Could we merge these?

Perhaps anyone with a cloned dong please upload a photo of it dressed as your favourite star wars character?

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Please please take it with you.

Because I need to know the whipping it out and waving it is a possibility."

Check your inbox.....

A

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread.

Honestly, same

Sorry to disappoint you both so early on such a sunny, fine day.

I can start one of those later if you like?

Now. About those fake dongs.......

A

Could we merge these?

Perhaps anyone with a cloned dong please upload a photo of it dressed as your favourite star wars character?

"

I have a photo....but it's more 'Dalek from Dr Who' than Star Wars.

Actually it's more 'My Little Pony' tbh....

A

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread.

Honestly, same "

Pfffft. Me too.

I'll get me coat

And blaster.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng


"Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread.

Honestly, same

Sorry to disappoint you both so early on such a sunny, fine day.

I can start one of those later if you like?

Now. About those fake dongs.......

A

Could we merge these?

Perhaps anyone with a cloned dong please upload a photo of it dressed as your favourite star wars character?

I have a photo....but it's more 'Dalek from Dr Who' than Star Wars.

Actually it's more 'My Little Pony' tbh....

A"

I want that photo. Neigh... I need it...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Please please take it with you.

Because I need to know the whipping it out and waving it is a possibility.

Check your inbox.....

A"

You owe me coffee... I'm wearing mine after snort laughing into it

#poshissosexy

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Please please take it with you.

Because I need to know the whipping it out and waving it is a possibility.

Check your inbox.....

A

You owe me coffee... I'm wearing mine after snort laughing into it

#poshissosexy"

Happy to oblige.

Sped read that though and thought you meant you'd stuck a dildo to your head.

What kind of weirdo would do that.....

A

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By *bi Haive OP   Man
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread.

Honestly, same

Sorry to disappoint you both so early on such a sunny, fine day.

I can start one of those later if you like?

Now. About those fake dongs.......

A

Could we merge these?

Perhaps anyone with a cloned dong please upload a photo of it dressed as your favourite star wars character?

I have a photo....but it's more 'Dalek from Dr Who' than Star Wars.

Actually it's more 'My Little Pony' tbh....

A

I want that photo. Neigh... I need it..."

Yeah. But filters.........

A

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread.

Honestly, same

Sorry to disappoint you both so early on such a sunny, fine day.

I can start one of those later if you like?

Now. About those fake dongs.......

A

Could we merge these?

Perhaps anyone with a cloned dong please upload a photo of it dressed as your favourite star wars character?

I have a photo....but it's more 'Dalek from Dr Who' than Star Wars.

Actually it's more 'My Little Pony' tbh....

A

I want that photo. Neigh... I need it...

Yeah. But filters.........

A"

Well filters backfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never done it and never been given one

But definitely think getting one as a gift from someone off there’s could be fun could sed them a little video saying I wish it was the real thing

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng


"Genuinely thought this was going to be a Star Wars thread.

Honestly, same

Sorry to disappoint you both so early on such a sunny, fine day.

I can start one of those later if you like?

Now. About those fake dongs.......

A

Could we merge these?

Perhaps anyone with a cloned dong please upload a photo of it dressed as your favourite star wars character?

I have a photo....but it's more 'Dalek from Dr Who' than Star Wars.

Actually it's more 'My Little Pony' tbh....

A

I want that photo. Neigh... I need it...

Yeah. But filters.........

A"

My 'neigh' joke crashed like an AT-AT tripping over it's big feet.

You know... my little pony... neigh... Like the sound they make... never mind. My jokes are too poor even for fab.

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