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Scrunch or fold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just seen an advert on tv about scrunching or folding...

... Your toilet paper!

So come on, I'm a scruncher!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scruncher

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Wha???

No way ... it has to be very carefully folded!

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Fold, neatly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fold with a bit of a scrunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Folded nice n neat here.

Scrunching is sooo wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky question - somewhere in between

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool


"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice "

I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I fold

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

One's butler measures out 1.5 yards of Tesco value (just cos I'm nouveau riche, doesn't mean I'm not tight) and artfully scrunches it before passing it over to the maid of the water closet for wiping of the posterior

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice

I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper' "

What are you suggesting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One's butler measures out 1.5 yards of Tesco value (just cos I'm nouveau riche, doesn't mean I'm not tight) and artfully scrunches it before passing it over to the maid of the water closet for wiping of the posterior "

I spat my lemsip at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got excited then thinking this was going to be about crisp packets. I fold mine into a triangle and any others I see, I am slightly obsessed and a bit OCD about it.

As for loo roll, a bit of scrunching and folding works well for me.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool


"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice

I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'

What are you suggesting?"

Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet)

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"One's butler measures out 1.5 yards of Tesco value (just cos I'm nouveau riche, doesn't mean I'm not tight) and artfully scrunches it before passing it over to the maid of the water closet for wiping of the posterior

I spat my lemsip at that "

That only happens on kink nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice

I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'

What are you suggesting?

Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet) "

Not necessarily ........ Might own one of those little wall squirts things. Love them get u really clean then just dry up with bathroom tissue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice

I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'

What are you suggesting?

Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet) "

Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fold!!

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool


"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice

I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'

What are you suggesting?

Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet)

Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff."

Saves a fortune on napkins too. Just put a roll on the table. preferably unused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fold! Scrunching is too scratchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice

I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'

What are you suggesting?

Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet)

Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff.

Saves a fortune on napkins too. Just put a roll on the table. preferably unused. "

Hold on, are you saying I shouldn't be wrapping it back round the roll when I'm done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fold for sure,more surface area to play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fold! Scrunching is too scratchy "

Ha ha remember that stuff from school. Erk that was scratchy.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool


"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice

I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'

What are you suggesting?

Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet)

Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff.

Saves a fortune on napkins too. Just put a roll on the table. preferably unused.

Hold on, are you saying I shouldn't be wrapping it back round the roll when I'm done?"

Well, from experience, i would say thats fine after a number 1, but after a number 2 you would need to rinse it a little before re-rolling.

( im making myself sick now)

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Gotta fold!!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Fold nice n neatly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fold just so my fingers dont go through when one is wiping said bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems I've been doing the wrong thing with toilet paper for the last 30 years. Never knew it was for origami practice

I thought your answer would of been ...... 'whats toilet paper'

What are you suggesting?

Only that you have a wicked SOH .... ( and prob own a bidet)

Might be a good investment, that way I can save my Andrex for making sail boats and stuff.

Saves a fortune on napkins too. Just put a roll on the table. preferably unused.

Hold on, are you saying I shouldn't be wrapping it back round the roll when I'm done?

Well, from experience, i would say thats fine after a number 1, but after a number 2 you would need to rinse it a little before re-rolling.

( im making myself sick now) "

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Wrapped, not folded or scrunched.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Scrunch to start with for volume but fold a bit over the top for a smooth surface.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I prefer to use a discarded collection of old Chelsea FC match programmes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen an advert on tv about scrunching or folding...

... Your toilet paper!

So come on, I'm a scruncher!! "

fold fold fold its cleaner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer to use a discarded collection of old Chelsea FC match programmes"

or man u

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By *roquoisMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"I got excited then thinking this was going to be about crisp packets. I fold mine into a triangle and any others I see, I am slightly obsessed and a bit OCD about it.

As for loo roll, a bit of scrunching and folding works well for me."

Haha...I do the same with crisp packets...always makes my work colleagues chuckle and roll their eyes at me

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

oooo oooo im into origami i fold a nice swan to grace my bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fold! Scrunching is too scratchy

Ha ha remember that stuff from school. Erk that was scratchy. "

Izal Medicated....

Brillo pads are softer.....

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"oooo oooo im into origami i fold a nice swan to grace my bottom "

Wiping your bottom with a swan...Yam, you're a deviant

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"oooo oooo im into origami i fold a nice swan to grace my bottom

Wiping your bottom with a swan...Yam, you're a deviant "
thanks im definetly not the norm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So all you newbies and lurkers do ya scrunch or fold.....eh?

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