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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jennie the omniscient knows all and is once again in her bath of wisdom.

Come to the oracle and ask your question. The great all seeing and all knowing will provide your answer.

(She's a bit rusty on Quantum Physics though!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oracle, Oracle, off the wall

Who's the greatest of them all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dearest Jennie.

When someone is a dick should you apologise because you’ve made them snap at you or wait for them to apologise for snapping at you?

Lots of love

FC

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oracle, Oracle, off the wall

Who's the greatest of them all?"

As great as you may think you are,

Jennie's greater than all by far.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Dear Jennie of them all who is the fairest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dearest Jennie.

When someone is a dick should you apologise because you’ve made them snap at you or wait for them to apologise for snapping at you?

Lots of love

FC "

Break their legs and move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oracle, Oracle, off the wall

Who's the greatest of them all?

As great as you may think you are,

Jennie's greater than all by far. "

Hmmm. This mirror is broken.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Jennie of them all who is the fairest? "

You may look far,

You may look wide,

But each of us are fair inside

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oracle, Oracle, off the wall

Who's the greatest of them all?

As great as you may think you are,

Jennie's greater than all by far.

Hmmm. This mirror is broken."

Fickle fuckers, mirrors!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"Dear Jennie of them all who is the fairest?

You may look far,

You may look wide,

But each of us are fair inside "

really thank you oh wise one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Oracal

First time caller long time campaigner to get 73 to cut their fucking hedges.

I met a guy for coffee but he used white sugar when brown was available. I can’t let someone like this bum me. How do I tell him gently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oracle Jennie

Why will nobody message me for sex stuff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Jennie

Why was napoleon credited with the revival of Egyptian influence in the 1800s when Egyptian obelisks had already been built in Rome in 1651 and Ireland in the early 18th century?

Loves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus CHRIST Fluffy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Oracal

First time caller long time campaigner to get 73 to cut their fucking hedges.

I met a guy for coffee but he used white sugar when brown was available. I can’t let someone like this bum me. How do I tell him gently? "

If he sweetens his coffee with sugar that's wrong,

He was never to be for you all along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus CHRIST Fluffy "

Shush I’m waiting for my answer!

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Dearest Oracle,

Can you tell me when my poor burnt leg, injured by my own stupidity, will stop stinging?

I'd like to know.

Thanks in advance

MrsAbz

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dear Jennie

Why was napoleon credited with the revival of Egyptian influence in the 1800s when Egyptian obelisks had already been built in Rome in 1651 and Ireland in the early 18th century?

Loves "

Excellent question…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Jennie

Why was napoleon credited with the revival of Egyptian influence in the 1800s when Egyptian obelisks had already been built in Rome in 1651 and Ireland in the early 18th century?

Loves "

Napoleon's conquest of Egypt and his subsequent recording of the antiquities he found reignited interest in the mysteries of the orient for Europeans. This also coincided with the discovery of the Rosetta Stone which allowed for the translation of previously indecipherable Egyptian hieroglyphs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Dear Jennie… oh omnipresent and omnipotent one…

My questions is about dreams please.

If I dream something vividly will it definitely come true? I would particularly like the one about giant hamsters and the one I had last night to come true… among others.

Thanks in advance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oracle Jennie

Why will nobody message me for sex stuff? "

Because they are intimidated by your beauty. They fear they are not worthy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dearest Oracle,

Can you tell me when my poor burnt leg, injured by my own stupidity, will stop stinging?

I'd like to know.

Thanks in advance

MrsAbz "

Saturday morning.

Guaranteed

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Oh great Oracle

Can I borrow a cup of sugar? the shop's closed and I need a brew.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Jennie… oh omnipresent and omnipotent one…

My questions is about dreams please.

If I dream something vividly will it definitely come true? I would particularly like the one about giant hamsters and the one I had last night to come true… among others.

Thanks in advance. "

If its the one about unconvincing transvestites dressed in giant hamster suits, its a surefire nailed on certainty

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Dearest Oracle,

Can you tell me when my poor burnt leg, injured by my own stupidity, will stop stinging?

I'd like to know.

Thanks in advance

MrsAbz

Saturday morning.

Guaranteed"

Thats the best news

Thanks

MrsAbz

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Dear Oracle

Why do we call them ‘chillies’ when they are actually hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh great Oracle

Can I borrow a cup of sugar? the shop's closed and I need a brew."

Yeah, of course.

Porch light is on, key under mat.

Let yourself in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oracle Jennie

Why will nobody message me for sex stuff?

Because they are intimidated by your beauty. They fear they are not worthy"

Pffff! I'm rough

Gracias for your response dear Oracal

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dear Jennie… oh omnipresent and omnipotent one…

My questions is about dreams please.

If I dream something vividly will it definitely come true? I would particularly like the one about giant hamsters and the one I had last night to come true… among others.

Thanks in advance.

If its the one about unconvincing transvestites dressed in giant hamster suits, its a surefire nailed on certainty "

Brilliant. Thank you

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Why does fuck know, when people say ‘fuck knows’? Or are they saying ‘fuck nose’ and accusing me of having a nose like a cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I ever get my work /life balance back?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"Oh great Oracle

Can I borrow a cup of sugar? the shop's closed and I need a brew.

Yeah, of course.

Porch light is on, key under mat.

Let yourself in x"

Ta you're a star x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Dearest wise one, who knows all...

Which of the things on my fucket list shall I try to tick off next?

Thank you!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie Orical can you tell me what the future holds for me please thank you so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dearest wise one, who knows all...

Which of the things on my fucket list shall I try to tick off next?

Thank you!

J"

I think I also know the answer to this one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dearest wise one, who knows all...

Which of the things on my fucket list shall I try to tick off next?

Thank you!

J"

The one involving the axe throwing viking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?"

Nah... Not possible

Soz

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Dearest wise one, who knows all...

Which of the things on my fucket list shall I try to tick off next?

Thank you!

J"

Ooh…. Can it be me? Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does fuck know, when people say ‘fuck knows’? Or are they saying ‘fuck nose’ and accusing me of having a nose like a cock? "

Because fuck knows all.

Fuck was the first in a long line of oracles.

Hence the phrase "fuck all"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I ever get my work /life balance back? "

Only if you truly want it back

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Dearest wise one, who knows all...

Which of the things on my fucket list shall I try to tick off next?

Thank you!

J

The one involving the axe throwing viking"

Ohhhhh! That could work

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie Orical can you tell me what the future holds for me please thank you so much "

Put it this way.

There are lots of penises involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jennie Orical can you tell me what the future holds for me please thank you so much

Put it this way.

There are lots of penises involved"

Sounds interesting can you elaborate more please

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Oh, beautiful Oracle, will I ever sleep a full night again? X

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Ummmm, where can I find an axe throwing Viking, O Wise One?

Ta muchly

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dearest Jennie

How does one tell the difference between an easy fuck and genuine attraction? How do you know if you are the any hole goal or the genuine desire of that beautiful person?

I await your reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh, beautiful Oracle, will I ever sleep a full night again? X"

Take 2 zopiclone.

Ningo!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Ms Oracle, why do I feel homesick after coming home?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ummmm, where can I find an axe throwing Viking, O Wise One?

Ta muchly

J"

Norway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?

Nah... Not possible

Soz"

I knew it. Guess I’d better break it to her.

Or… you could?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dearest Jennie

How does one tell the difference between an easy fuck and genuine attraction? How do you know if you are the any hole goal or the genuine desire of that beautiful person?

I await your reply "

Insist on 2 socials first.

If they are after a quick legover they wont be faffed with all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ms Oracle, why do I feel homesick after coming home?!"

Cos you are sick of home?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?

Nah... Not possible

Soz

I knew it. Guess I’d better break it to her.

Or… you could? "

Gladly

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Ummmm, where can I find an axe throwing Viking, O Wise One?

Ta muchly

J"

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Will she do me?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Ummmm, where can I find an axe throwing Viking, O Wise One?

Ta muchly

J

Norway "

Oh. That's a bit far. I will have to find something more realistically possible on my list.

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ummmm, where can I find an axe throwing Viking, O Wise One?

Ta muchly

J

Norway "

Ask for Ragnar.

Tell him Jennie sent you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ummmm, where can I find an axe throwing Viking, O Wise One?

Ta muchly

J

Norway

Oh. That's a bit far. I will have to find something more realistically possible on my list.

J"

Try the local Nordic Axe Throwing Club

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ms Oracle, why do I feel homesick after coming home?!

Cos you are sick of home? "

I like Spain too much

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ms Oracle, why do I feel homesick after coming home?!

Cos you are sick of home?

I like Spain too much "

Y ahí está tu respuesta

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today?

"

Because you left your shopping list on the draining board you silly.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today?

Because you left your shopping list on the draining board you silly. "

I did!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today?

Because you left your shopping list on the draining board you silly.

I did! "

Jennie knows all

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Will she do me? "

Oracle. Don't leave him on tenterhooks...

J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will she do me? "

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Will she do me?

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might. "

Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?

Will she do me in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Oracle

Why do we call them ‘chillies’ when they are actually hot? "

Because they were discovered by Don Juan Diego del Chille.

They were named in his honour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?

Nah... Not possible

Soz

I knew it. Guess I’d better break it to her.

Or… you could?

Gladly"

Thanks.

I hate you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will she do me?

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might.

Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?

Will she do me in? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will she do me?

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might.

Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?

Will she do me in? "

No.

But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want to fuck someone I was romantically involved with and not be romantically involved with them anymore. Will we?

Nah... Not possible

Soz

I knew it. Guess I’d better break it to her.

Or… you could?

Gladly

Thanks.

I hate you "

I know.

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oracle you've blessed me tonight I received messages. It's mind boggling

I'm off to reply before I get blocked.

Godspeed

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oracle you've blessed me tonight I received messages. It's mind boggling

I'm off to reply before I get blocked.

Godspeed"

The Oracle moves in mysterious ways

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please "

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Will she do me?

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might.

Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?

Will she do me in?

No.

But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask"

Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise"

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today?

Because you left your shopping list on the draining board you silly.

I did!

Jennie knows all"

Scarily uncanny!

Will the paracetamol do?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Will she do me?

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might.

Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?

Will she do me in?

No.

But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask

Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask? "

Speaking of Brucey, where is he?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think? "

Possibly a light shower or two but nothing major.

Photos of said outfit required

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Auntie Jen, why did I forget to by my Ibuprofen when I was at the shops today?

Because you left your shopping list on the draining board you silly.

I did!

Jennie knows all

Scarily uncanny!

Will the paracetamol do?"

It will address any pain but not the inflammation

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Will she do me?

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might.

Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?

Will she do me in?

No.

But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask

Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask?

Speaking of Brucey, where is he?"

I was just going to ask that Nanna. Has he gone UNLOS again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dearest Jennie

How does one tell the difference between an easy fuck and genuine attraction? How do you know if you are the any hole goal or the genuine desire of that beautiful person?

I await your reply

Insist on 2 socials first.

If they are after a quick legover they wont be faffed with all that "

Thanks Jennie oh wise one

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think?

Possibly a light shower or two but nothing major.

Photos of said outfit required"

No problemo… and thanks. I’ll just pop on a light cardigan I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will she do me?

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might.

Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?

Will she do me in?

No.

But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask

Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask?

Speaking of Brucey, where is he?"

His mum grounded him for spending too long on his phone and running up a huge T Mobile bill

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think? "

Either way we need pictorial evidence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think?

Either way we need pictorial evidence "

Already covered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will she do me?

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might.

Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?

Will she do me in?

No.

But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask

Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask?

Speaking of Brucey, where is he?

His mum grounded him for spending too long on his phone and running up a huge T Mobile bill"

She made him delete his profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie ...Jennie what is the weirdest thread on fab?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think?

Either way we need pictorial evidence

Already covered"

Or Uncovered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie ...Jennie what is the weirdest thread on fab?"

Right now, the one about anal feeling different depending on gender of who you are fucking!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think?

Either way we need pictorial evidence

Already covered

Or Uncovered "

Ok ok. I’ll post pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think?

Either way we need pictorial evidence

Already covered

Or Uncovered

Ok ok. I’ll post pics "

This pleases me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Dearest oracle,

What is the cure for rectal cranial inversion (other known as head up arse itis)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will she do me?

Was waiting for the ley lines to resonate and synchronise.

She might.

Sorry that was meant to be will she do me in?

Will she do me in?

No.

But she'd probably do you. If you wear a Brucie mask

Wooo! Where do I get a brucie mask?

Speaking of Brucey, where is he?

I was just going to ask that Nanna. Has he gone UNLOS again? "

I searched him yesterday and he hadn’t.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think?

Either way we need pictorial evidence

Already covered

Or Uncovered

Ok ok. I’ll post pics "

I can sleep happy now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dearest oracle,

What is the cure for rectal cranial inversion (other known as head up arse itis)?"

A large dose of Domestus Veritas (home truth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?"

Whew. Following

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?"

Tea is universally acceptable at any hour.

.

By asking the question you have already started to understand your true worth, and that worth is priceless x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oracle darling… may I ask another question…. Please

Ask oh diminitive bird of paradise

Thank you darling.

I’m going to a concert on Saturday which is outdoors… I know I know… I’m down with the kids

I have arranged a summer festival outfit. Tighty shorts, Dolly Parton tshirt that kind of thing.

Is it going to piss down do you think?

Either way we need pictorial evidence

Already covered

Or Uncovered

Ok ok. I’ll post pics

I can sleep happy now "

As we all can

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?"

I've just finished a cuppa. So I'm going with no, it's never too late!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

I've just finished a cuppa. So I'm going with no, it's never too late!"

This is true.

See above.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Dear Jennie

I've had this weird phrase 'I need Jennie' going round and round in my head for the past few days. Any idea why or what I can do to stop it?

TIA

Bx

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Dear Wise Oracle

How much is to much?

Do you think people would find me more attractive if I got a 6 pack

And finally Dear Oracle, have a nice weekend.... that's not question apologies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Jennie

I've had this weird phrase 'I need Jennie' going round and round in my head for the past few days. Any idea why or what I can do to stop it?

TIA

Bx"

Subliminal fallout.

... and the only way to end such a craving is to succumb to it

Julie wont mind

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

Tea is universally acceptable at any hour.

.

By asking the question you have already started to understand your true worth, and that worth is priceless x"

You're a lovely All Knowing Oracle; thank you. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Wise Oracle

How much is to much?

Do you think people would find me more attractive if I got a 6 pack

And finally Dear Oracle, have a nice weekend.... that's not question apologies. "

All I will say is that enough is enough.

.

Six pack? Meh.

When banging a nail in no one cares about the hammer. Just whether the nail is effective

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The omniscient one must now away to bed. Her batteries of knowledge need recharging and the bath of wisdom is getting a bit cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The omniscient one must now away to bed. Her batteries of knowledge need recharging and the bath of wisdom is getting a bit cold "

Good night my disciples

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?"

Hugs.

Did someone mention tea?

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

Hugs.

Did someone mention tea? "

2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.

I can bring the biscuits?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Dear Jennie

I've had this weird phrase 'I need Jennie' going round and round in my head for the past few days. Any idea why or what I can do to stop it?

TIA

Bx

Subliminal fallout.

... and the only way to end such a craving is to succumb to it

Julie wont mind"

Sounds like a perfectly cromulent explanation, and if that's all it takes...

B

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

Hugs.

Did someone mention tea?

2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.

I can bring the biscuits? "

Thats not tea.

Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.

I have buscuits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

Hugs.

Did someone mention tea?

2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.

I can bring the biscuits?

Thats not tea.

Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.

I have buscuits."

Tea without milk is just vegetable soup.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

Hugs.

Did someone mention tea?

2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.

I can bring the biscuits?

Thats not tea.

Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.

I have buscuits.

Tea without milk is just vegetable soup. "

I am now sitting in bed with my Yorkie mug full of lovely tea!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

Hugs.

Did someone mention tea?

2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.

I can bring the biscuits?

Thats not tea.

Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.

I have buscuits.

Tea without milk is just vegetable soup. "

Black tea, please!

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I do prefer Coffee or Green tea.

Does this get me off the hook?

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

Hugs.

Did someone mention tea?

2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.

I can bring the biscuits?

Thats not tea.

Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.

I have buscuits.

Tea without milk is just vegetable soup. "

If youre the Oracle how do you not know tea isn't a Vegtable?

Or is it?

My life might never be the same again.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

Hugs.

Did someone mention tea?

2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.

I can bring the biscuits?

Thats not tea.

Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.

I have buscuits.

Tea without milk is just vegetable soup.

If youre the Oracle how do you not know tea isn't a Vegtable?

Or is it?

My life might never be the same again. "

Tea is a plant and doesn't contain seeds. Ergo, kinda vegetable?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Wise Oracle

When do you realise that you're worth more than being an option if nothing else is around and deserve to be a priority?

And is it too late for a cup of tea?

Hugs.

Did someone mention tea?

2 sugars, no milk if you're offering.

I can bring the biscuits?

Thats not tea.

Tea is no sugars, a little milk, well brewed.

I have buscuits.

Tea without milk is just vegetable soup.

If youre the Oracle how do you not know tea isn't a Vegtable?

Or is it?

My life might never be the same again. "

It certainly aint animal or mineral

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The bath of wisdom is warm again.

Any more for any more?

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Oh Jennie the Omniscient please tell me when I will finally get a TV situated in my bedroom

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Dear Jen,

today seems to have caught me with a napping brain.

Could you please tell me what you would call the designs on socks.

You know, like when you have socks with little pineapples on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Jennie the Omniscient please tell me when I will finally get a TV situated in my bedroom "

Once you have decided on the best mounting option

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"The bath of wisdom is warm again.

Any more for any more? "

Are those bubbles new?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Jen,

today seems to have caught me with a napping brain.

Could you please tell me what you would call the designs on socks.

You know, like when you have socks with little pineapples on. "

Er.... Designs on socks.

Or possibly sock designs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The bath of wisdom is warm again.

Any more for any more?

Are those bubbles new? "

Fresh as mountain air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Oracle Jennie what is my next fab adventure going to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Oracle Jennie what is my next fab adventure going to be "

A bukakke fest at a private house party

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Dear Jen,

today seems to have caught me with a napping brain.

Could you please tell me what you would call the designs on socks.

You know, like when you have socks with little pineapples on.

Er.... Designs on socks.

Or possibly sock designs.

"

That's not it.

Patterned socks is more like checks etc.

I know there's a word for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Oracle Jennie what is my next fab adventure going to be

A bukakke fest at a private house party"

Ooo I am down sounds amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Oracle....

Who built the pyramids? As we could not replicate this even now without taking centuries to do so

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Oracle....

Who built the pyramids? As we could not replicate this even now without taking centuries to do so "

They were placed by trans dimensional beings in posession of astronomically advanced technology. They are also responsible for the Bermuda Triangle and shopping trollies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Oracle....

Who built the pyramids? As we could not replicate this even now without taking centuries to do so

They were placed by trans dimensional beings in posession of astronomically advanced technology. They are also responsible for the Bermuda Triangle and shopping trollies. "

Noted.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"The bath of wisdom is warm again.

Any more for any more?

Are those bubbles new?

Fresh as mountain air"

Just not Everest, its full of bodies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The bath of wisdom is warm again.

Any more for any more?

Are those bubbles new?

Fresh as mountain air

Just not Everest, its full of bodies! "

Hardly full!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"The bath of wisdom is warm again.

Any more for any more?

Are those bubbles new?

Fresh as mountain air

Just not Everest, its full of bodies!

Hardly full! "

Jennie, oh wise one, aporoximately how many bodies have ended up on Everest (the mountain, not the glazing company)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The bath of wisdom is warm again.

Any more for any more?

Are those bubbles new?

Fresh as mountain air

Just not Everest, its full of bodies!

Hardly full!

Jennie, oh wise one, aporoximately how many bodies have ended up on Everest (the mountain, not the glazing company)"

Of the 310 people know to have died climbing Everest, there's about 200 unrecovered bodies still on the mountain.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

I dont trust magic anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont trust magic anymore"

Believe

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Why do we need to sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do we need to sleep? "

To give Santa and the Tooth Fairy a chance to work uninterrupted

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

It seems like a waste of time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems like a waste of time. "

Not to the Tooth Fairy

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Grinding up all of the children's teeth to make fairy dust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grinding up all of the children's teeth to make fairy dust. "

Its a dirty job but someone has to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear wise one.

I've had a very sore throat all week and I sound like I belong on a special phone line. Any top tips to make it better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear wise one.

I've had a very sore throat all week and I sound like I belong on a special phone line. Any top tips to make it better? "

Set up a special phone line.

Make hay whilst the sun shines.

.

Alteratively sucking on an aging unconvincing transvestite can be efficacious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

25 slots left befote the Oracle thread closes.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Jennie, you gorgeous human...

How will I know if he really loves me?

I say a prayer with every heartbeat

I fall in love whenever we meet

I'm asking you what you know about these things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie, you gorgeous human...

How will I know if he really loves me?

I say a prayer with every heartbeat

I fall in love whenever we meet

I'm asking you what you know about these things "

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Beautiful Oracle....

Is there someone out there thst would hold my hair back whilst I vomit my absolute total insides up???

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beautiful Oracle....

Is there someone out there thst would hold my hair back whilst I vomit my absolute total insides up???

Asking for a friend "

On my way.

Glass of water and back rubs also available.

Shhhh. Bring it up honey, that's right. Better out than in.

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury


"Beautiful Oracle....

Is there someone out there thst would hold my hair back whilst I vomit my absolute total insides up???

Asking for a friend

On my way.

Glass of water and back rubs also available.

Shhhh. Bring it up honey, that's right. Better out than in. "

Gawd, I feel awful. Thank you beautiful one xxxx

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Jennie, you gorgeous human...

How will I know if he really loves me?

I say a prayer with every heartbeat

I fall in love whenever we meet

I'm asking you what you know about these things

It's in his kiss

That's where it is"

So I should hug him and squeeze him tight

To find out what I wanna know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie, you gorgeous human...

How will I know if he really loves me?

I say a prayer with every heartbeat

I fall in love whenever we meet

I'm asking you what you know about these things

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

So I should hug him and squeeze him tight

To find out what I wanna know?"

If its love, if it really is...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will my wonky winky ever get better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jennie/Oracle oh wise one....

I'm a firm believer that people who eat pears CANNOT be trusted. However, is there any rare occasions when this can be an mistake? Too judgemental?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Jennie, you gorgeous human...

How will I know if he really loves me?

I say a prayer with every heartbeat

I fall in love whenever we meet

I'm asking you what you know about these things

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

So I should hug him and squeeze him tight

To find out what I wanna know?

If its love, if it really is... "

Then he'll spaff all over my tits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie, you gorgeous human...

How will I know if he really loves me?

I say a prayer with every heartbeat

I fall in love whenever we meet

I'm asking you what you know about these things

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

So I should hug him and squeeze him tight

To find out what I wanna know?

If its love, if it really is...

Then he'll spaff all over my tits?"

By George, she's got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie/Oracle oh wise one....

I'm a firm believer that people who eat pears CANNOT be trusted. However, is there any rare occasions when this can be an mistake? Too judgemental?"

Who doesnt like a nice pair?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jennie/Oracle oh wise one....

I'm a firm believer that people who eat pears CANNOT be trusted. However, is there any rare occasions when this can be an mistake? Too judgemental?

Who doesnt like a nice pair? "

Report and Block.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will my wonky winky ever get better? "

Never.

Its already perfect

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Jennie, you gorgeous human...

How will I know if he really loves me?

I say a prayer with every heartbeat

I fall in love whenever we meet

I'm asking you what you know about these things

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

So I should hug him and squeeze him tight

To find out what I wanna know?

If its love, if it really is...

Then he'll spaff all over my tits?

By George, she's got it"

you really are so wise

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie, you gorgeous human...

How will I know if he really loves me?

I say a prayer with every heartbeat

I fall in love whenever we meet

I'm asking you what you know about these things

It's in his kiss

That's where it is

So I should hug him and squeeze him tight

To find out what I wanna know?

If its love, if it really is...

Then he'll spaff all over my tits?

By George, she's got it

you really are so wise "

I know

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