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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What silly things do you do? I'm talking about stuff you were told as a kid and still do..?

Like mine, I can sleep with my feet hanging out the end of the bed incase someone grabs them

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I don't cut my toe nails on a Sunday.

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool


"What silly things do you do? I'm talking about stuff you were told as a kid and still do..?

Like mine, I can sleep with my feet hanging out the end of the bed incase someone grabs them "

Exactly, I cant do that either.

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By *arl828Man
over a year ago

warrington, Cheshire


"What silly things do you do? I'm talking about stuff you were told as a kid and still do..?

Like mine, I can sleep with my feet hanging out the end of the bed incase someone grabs them "

HAHA I jump onto a bed with a large gap underneath it from about 2 foot away for the exact same reason lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing of that sort but I still twiddle my hair, have done since tiny and just can't stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to send a letter to jim'll fix it, but my mum didn't have a stamp. How lucky am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

play out past my bedtime.... how naughty am i?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good breakfast. Sets u up for the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rub butter on a knock/bump xx

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

I like to lick and suck Kate's fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better to seek forgiveness than to ask permisson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count to ten when angry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But surely everyone knows there are tribes of evil miniature monkeys hiding under our beds and they wear red waistcoats and Moroccan hats and they just wait for any opportunity to hack off a dangling leg with a big shiny silver sword …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But surely everyone knows there are tribes of evil miniature monkeys hiding under our beds and they wear red waistcoats and Moroccan hats and they just wait for any opportunity to hack off a dangling leg with a big shiny silver sword …

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Yaaaa - am I bovid - I got sock monkeys.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I always go out with clean pants on

Always put my knife and fork together

Never eat a bogey

Never cheek an elder - unless it's preceded with fuck off you silly old sod

Always admit to your farts

I'm sure there are plenty more

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall


"I wanted to send a letter to jim'll fix it, but my mum didn't have a stamp. How lucky am I "

mmmmm you too could have milked that cow blinfolded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But surely everyone knows there are tribes of evil miniature monkeys hiding under our beds and they wear red waistcoats and Moroccan hats and they just wait for any opportunity to hack off a dangling leg with a big shiny silver sword …

Yaaaa - am I bovid - I got sock monkeys. "

Hey, I’m just putting it out there….. Its something that everyone should be aware of……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't walk across three drains, terrible luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I turn the light off down stair then run up the stairs as fast as i can incase someones following me in the dark

He bleaches the sink and floors most days 'if the kitchen don't smell like bleach it ain't clean'

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Walk scared in the dark outdide. Scared if every noise...heart pounding.

Pathetic eh.

Fruit x

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I can't go into a house by one door and out by another - always gotta be the same one or it's bad luck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat tuna before I have an exam or interview or even on a hangover as my mum used to tell me its good for the brain ......think ive pursuaded myself it works!

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Sw Scotland

When i was a kid I used to refuse to eat a slice of bread if it had a hole in it

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Whenever I have a boiled egg I have to put a hole in the bottom of the shell once I've eaten it to make sure that witches can't use it as a boat to cross running water

Because I've done this on overnight meets, I tend to go for poached or scrambled eggs at breakfast nowadays to avoid confirming my complete oddness to my playmates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you know sometimes in old houses when you pull the plug after a bath and when the waters nearly drained out there’s that creepy suction sound happens …….eh!

Yeah, well thats a giant snake with massive teeth and it lives in the drain pipes and the only thing stopping it getting into the bathroom is the metal bit in the plug hole…,,,, so there!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whenever I have a boiled egg I have to put a hole in the bottom of the shell once I've eaten it to make sure that witches can't use it as a boat to cross running water

Because I've done this on overnight meets, I tend to go for poached or scrambled eggs at breakfast nowadays to avoid confirming my complete oddness to my playmates "

I thought I was bad haha

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Whenever I have a boiled egg I have to put a hole in the bottom of the shell once I've eaten it to make sure that witches can't use it as a boat to cross running water

Because I've done this on overnight meets, I tend to go for poached or scrambled eggs at breakfast nowadays to avoid confirming my complete oddness to my playmates

I thought I was bad haha "

With all the superstitions I was bought up with I'm surprised that's about the only one I have left

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I can't walk across three drains, terrible luck. "

Oh my god I thought that was just me!! I look like a crazy person jumping over the last one. It's stuck with me since school. I'm 33 FFS! Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't walk across three drains, terrible luck.

Oh my god I thought that was just me!! I look like a crazy person jumping over the last one. It's stuck with me since school. I'm 33 FFS! Lol x "

I can't even start walking on three, don't want to risk it. Two, that's fine but THREE?! No way.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I can't walk across three drains, terrible luck.

Oh my god I thought that was just me!! I look like a crazy person jumping over the last one. It's stuck with me since school. I'm 33 FFS! Lol x

I can't even start walking on three, don't want to risk it. Two, that's fine but THREE?! No way. "

I like living dangerously. Lol x

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"And you know sometimes in old houses when you pull the plug after a bath and when the waters nearly drained out there’s that creepy suction sound happens …….eh!

Yeah, well thats a giant snake with massive teeth and it lives in the drain pipes and the only thing stopping it getting into the bathroom is the metal bit in the plug hole…,,,, so there!!! "

I was ok til I started reading this thread and now I am in the process of developing very odd phobias...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't walk across three drains, terrible luck.

Oh my god I thought that was just me!! I look like a crazy person jumping over the last one. It's stuck with me since school. I'm 33 FFS! Lol x

I can't even start walking on three, don't want to risk it. Two, that's fine but THREE?! No way.

I like living dangerously. Lol x "

You're off the chain!!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"And you know sometimes in old houses when you pull the plug after a bath and when the waters nearly drained out there’s that creepy suction sound happens …….eh!

Yeah, well thats a giant snake with massive teeth and it lives in the drain pipes and the only thing stopping it getting into the bathroom is the metal bit in the plug hole…,,,, so there!!! "

If these were the tales you were told as a child Soxy I'm beginning to understand the delightfully warped adult you became.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta make sure bedroom wardrobes are closed before I go to bed, never knew why I did that until recently when my brothers laughed when I mentioned it and said its cos they used to tell me there were ghosts in the cupboards when I was little lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Count to ten when angry."

whydo that, it givea them chance to get away

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool


"

I was ok til I started reading this thread and now I am in the process of developing very odd phobias..."

Agree totally, gonna look under bed, not cross drains, check bread for holes, put holes in eggshells and use one door for entry and exit.

Jeez this place is full of strange people, ive had an education lol xxx

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Forgot to add, I always check the toilet before sitting down in case the toilet monster is in there waiting for me....

I know , I can hear the men in white coats approaching. x

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By *umplay1969Man
over a year ago

Coggeshall


"What silly things do you do? I'm talking about stuff you were told as a kid and still do..?

Like mine, I can sleep with my feet hanging out the end of the bed incase someone grabs them "
I do the same but in case crocodiles get me.

My parents told me they live under my bed !

Nice of them !

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"

I was ok til I started reading this thread and now I am in the process of developing very odd phobias...

Agree totally, gonna look under bed, not cross drains, check bread for holes, put holes in eggshells and use one door for entry and exit.

Jeez this place is full of strange people, ive had an education lol xxx

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Phew, that's a few more witches won't be using eggshells for boats to cross the Mersey then

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool


"

I was ok til I started reading this thread and now I am in the process of developing very odd phobias...

Agree totally, gonna look under bed, not cross drains, check bread for holes, put holes in eggshells and use one door for entry and exit.

Jeez this place is full of strange people, ive had an education lol xxx

Phew, that's a few more witches won't be using eggshells for boats to cross the Mersey then "

will go down there tomorrow and check, as will I check under my bed tonight before bed, check wardrobes and check for holes in bread.

any more??????

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my grandad always told me "never point at the moon!!! ur finger will turn to wood" ive never tried it incase its true lol

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