FabSwingers.com forum: Secret service, fancy a mate, want to fuck?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You lot get it, but for those unfortunate souls who haven't been here before.. Send someone who has their posties shorts on a message for someone else in the thread.

Whether you want to compliment someone, fancy someone or simple want a quick shag behind the bushes - send them on and we'll see what we can do!

I might need to help here guys as most men are blocked from messaging us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As always happy to share some messages!

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Postman clocking on here

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I wish I was blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postman ready for duty

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By *hatCoupleNextDoorCouple
over a year ago

nearby

Sounds fun we are in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I was blocked

*sigh* sames.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Happy to put my postie shorts on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

A room full of posties

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A great game to play. I'm in.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

[Removed by poster at 20/07/23 19:39:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/07/23 19:39:42]"

Wowww didn’t think I’d hear an offspring reference in here

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Do I share in here or send direct to recip? Am I being a spaz

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message for Rex from a gorgeous friend…

She says could I please reiterate to Rex that I do not condone him meeting me with a used condom still flapping on the end of his dick.

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Demidemi

I want you, all tattooed, I want you bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inkyDom96Man
over a year ago

Yarmouth

I’m in love this idea

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in love this idea"

A lot of people do love the idea of having sex with me, I know. Shame there's too many of you to go around

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Incoming message for Rex from a gorgeous friend…

She says could I please reiterate to Rex that I do not condone him meeting me with a used condom still flapping on the end of his dick.

It wasn’t mine, I was ‘holding’ it for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for jack4747 from a very sexy lady...

"Can you tell him we need to see all of those tattoos"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count us in

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the posties if I get a message please message me. The anticipation of refreshing this page every 30 seconds is killing me

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Incoming message for Rex from a gorgeous friend…

She says could I please reiterate to Rex that I do not condone him meeting me with a used condom still flapping on the end of his dick.

It wasn’t mine, I was ‘holding’ it for a friend

That’s what they all say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for jack4747 from a very sexy lady...

"Can you tell him we need to see all of those tattoos""

Pleases reply tattoos are visible on my profile for 5 minutes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Incoming message for DemiDemi from a gorgeous gent…

What can I say? I'm just a sucker with low self esteem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I get it?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?

Oooohhhhh she drops em alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?

Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that

. Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I get it?

Send you message to someone else (not the recipient and they'll post it anonymously on your behalf)

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?

Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that

. Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover

Oh god… I want to see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I get it?

Send you message to someone else (not the recipient and they'll post it anonymously on your behalf)"
oh right!!

Got it lol, thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh my god... Tallandathletic, you've got your weekend sorted with this hot hot forum user. I'm incredibly jealous!

I’m ready to be strapped to the table Sir….

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?

Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that

. Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover

Oh god… I want to see that

Just talk about me like I’m not here why don’t you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In and happy to pass on any messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, happy to be postie.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?

Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that

. Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover

Oh god… I want to see that

Just talk about me like I’m not here why don’t you

Always

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Yes I’m in and happy to be a postie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Incoming message for DemiDemi from a gorgeous gent…

What can I say? I'm just a sucker with low self esteem!

Haha I thought this said a sucker FOR low self esteem.. how do you know me so well

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

...Looking for a postie ... gotta love those shorts

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

I'm in, you wanna see the size of my sack

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?

Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that

. Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover

Oh god… I want to see that

Just talk about me like I’m not here why don’t you

Always

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"In, but OP, just playing Devils Advocate here, why don't you drop 'em?

Because then Rex might send his posse to cram my inbox and I ain't got time for that

. Nor do I want to see their willies hanging out the back of Rex. I've seen enough that I will never recover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in, you wanna see the size of my sack"

Can you cover your whole penis with it?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

In!

Will try to postie as best I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A room full of posties

What is the collective term for a group of posties? A bulging sack of posties maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god... Tallandathletic, you've got your weekend sorted with this hot hot forum user. I'm incredibly jealous!

I’m ready to be strapped to the table Sir….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Incoming message from a lovely lady

Tell Beardedwonder that whenever he pops up I wonder what that beard would in fact feel like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for the OP from a handsome gent..

“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”

I hope it’s not rude

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

A hunky gent has asked me to tell the pleasant and bland lady I’d love her to know her boobs are majestic and could I do the wax on wax off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..

“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”

I hope it’s not rude

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I shall translate : I’d like to get some Jäegermeister and pour it over your head and dance around the living room to Abba

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..

“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”

I hope it’s not rude

He said he wants to fuck me next to an open fire and then take me home. Yeah, OK then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhh hello

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m in & I’ll play postie for a while too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for Demi Demi from a gentleman:

That's perfect.... Come out and play

(last one I promise )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..

“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”

I hope it’s not rude

I shall translate : I’d like to get some Jäegermeister and pour it over your head and dance around the living room to Abba "

He translated it for me and you were spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..

“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”

I hope it’s not rude

I shall translate : I’d like to get some Jäegermeister and pour it over your head and dance around the living room to Abba

He translated it for me and you were spot on

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see ! And thank you for backing up my ultra fine translatory skills .‘I’m great at Fife too

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple
over a year ago

"A hunky gent has asked me to tell the pleasant and bland lady I’d love her to know her boobs are majestic and could I do the wax on wax off lol"

Oooh majestic, what a compliment.

You may do the wax on wax off if you bring a hot friend with equally majestic breasts for Roger to do it to too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..

“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”

I hope it’s not rude

I shall translate : I’d like to get some Jäegermeister and pour it over your head and dance around the living room to Abba

He translated it for me and you were spot on

see ! And thank you for backing up my ultra fine translatory skills .‘I’m great at Fife too

That was a low blow

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Ok count me in

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'm in, you wanna see the size of my sack"

Are you santa?? If so you're a little early

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message for the OP from a handsome gent..

“Jeg elsker å sitte rundt et bål og snakke om hjemmet”

I hope it’s not rude

I shall translate : I’d like to get some Jäegermeister and pour it over your head and dance around the living room to Abba

He translated it for me and you were spot on

see ! And thank you for backing up my ultra fine translatory skills .‘I’m great at Fife too

That was a low blow

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low blow … yes pls

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on we're in....

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on we're in....

Tinder "

You got in at the count of 69

fancy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here and ready to deliver

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Go on we're in....

Tinder

You got in at the count of 69

fancy it?

Anytime

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For behind their eyes ! This Scandinavian gentlemen and Abba fanatic …

That I think they’re a fantastic couple. Great pics and tinder looks fantastic x

Thanks xx

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’m in

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A message for Mr Sprout from a delicious lady

Since you decided to declare it Facepic Friday on Wednesday this week I’ve had a pile of requests

Dickhead… but still a funny dickhead

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I'm in

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Aye go on then ya pervs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for shit and giggles!

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By *olarbear73Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’m in

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Im in - Who wants the best shag of

Their life? Preceded by a pathetic fumble off me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *lexm87Man
over a year ago

Various

I'd probably end up being bitten by an annoyingly small dog, or get my fingers caught in a non-euphemistic letter box.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

I'm in ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still here

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Only 3 hours late but I have a message for Tallandathletic from a very lovely lady!

Can you please tell TallandAthletic, I may be a shortarse and very lazy, but opposites attract apparently

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

OK. I'm late to the party.

What did I miss?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

This very amorous young man would like me to say to:

Foxy Red, that red heel white lingerie combois very sexy, would love to tear it off!

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Oh, if it isn't too late, I'd love to be postie, please! Always happy to deliver and make someone's night.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Damn it. What a thread to kill. I'm truly sorry.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"A message for Mr Sprout from a delicious lady

Since you decided to declare it Facepic Friday on Wednesday this week I’ve had a pile of requests

Dickhead… but still a funny dickhead

Yes I’m a dickhead

but it is Friday now so start filling those requests

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

In but out

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I give up lol ..

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You lot get it, but for those unfortunate souls who haven't been here before.. Send someone who has their posties shorts on a message for someone else in the thread.

Whether you want to compliment someone, fancy someone or simple want a quick shag behind the bushes - send them on and we'll see what we can do!

I might need to help here guys as most men are blocked from messaging us

I’d like to think I’m not one of most men. But I’ll forgive you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo it's an early one today!

I'm in and happy to be postie.

Can I just start by complimenting you all.

Every single one of you look fabulous today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Friday! Ready for deliveries!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we start this back up again this morning?

Happy to give and receive (that's messages to avoid confusion)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 3 hours late but I have a message for Tallandathletic from a very lovely lady!

Can you please tell TallandAthletic, I may be a shortarse and very lazy, but opposites attract apparently

Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning I'm in

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

What joys can today bring?

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I’m in this morning again

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Sounds like fun. I'm in

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan
over a year ago

button moon

I’m well late for this!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Can I join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this still going? I'm in too if it is

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’ll jump back in

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

Colchester

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By *inkyDom96Man
over a year ago

Yarmouth

Still in

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Still here myself

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

"Is this still going? I'm in too if it is "

Its sort of still going. Not a lot of action right now but will pic up I guess.

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hello all. I’m in!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

INCOMING MESSAGE …..

One might say it’s a booty call

Message for booty-duty

You have incredible thighs and great hips

If you ever need a seat you can use my li….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming message to Mrsmistypeaks, from a nice gentleman.

"Would love to explore those peaks and anything so magnificent only deserves respect"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Incoming message to Mrsmistypeaks, from a nice gentleman.

"Would love to explore those peaks and anything so magnificent only deserves respect""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incoming, another one for Mrsmistypeaks, from a admirer.

"If you still have your tennis racket, I have a couple of ball's you can play with"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willing postie still here

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